2042 Ultimini

The Dallas Birddogs have defeated the Kansas City Coyotes in the 2042 Ultimini.

The final score was Birddogs 23 - 21 Coyotes.

Joliet Christ Jr. - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Siege Cameron (R) - CB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Sou Championship Game

The Dallas Birddogs have defeated the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2042 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Birddogs 28 - 27 Luchadores.

Bayley Cowabunga (R) - WR had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Adam MerBOT (GM) - DT had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Nor Championship Game

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Portland Pythons in the 2042 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Pythons 21 - 31 Coyotes.

Troy Abed (R) - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Dexter Hall (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: SS Tim Soulja (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Soulja (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Seawolves 29-14 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 1 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Tim has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Week 14: QB Joliet Christ Jr. (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Joliet Christ Jr. threw 3 touchdowns, completing 32 of 60 passes for 421 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Christ Jr., has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Seawolves - 29, Grey Ducks - 14
Pythons - 33, Luchadores - 3
Coyotes - 30, Birddogs - 20
Royals - 32, Buccaneers - 3

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Do not sleep on this defense. They are 5th in sacks with 23. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 18.7. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 207.2 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 128.8 yards per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
I think their offense is really good. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 18. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 241.5! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 22. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 126.8! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 26.7! They win big.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Week 13: QB Raeni Clarke (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Raeni Clarke threw 3 touchdowns, completing 20 of 40 passes for 278 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Tijuana Luchadores.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Clarke, has seen some impressive numbers including 14 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: DE Bean Beanman (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Beanman absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 55-6 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 7 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Royals - 20, Grey Ducks - 10
Seawolves - 55, Luchadores - 6
Pythons - 20, Birddogs - 10
Coyotes - 20, Buccaneers - 14

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
I think their defense will carry them. They are 5th in sacks with 16. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 16.8. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 193.7 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 66.8 yards per game. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
I find it hard to bet against coach Wade Sager. He always has them well prepared.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
They will win again this week.

Week 12: QB Troy Abed (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback Troy Abed (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the London Royals, 34 to 10. Abed (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 17 of 31 passes for 322 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 15 to 7, and a passer rating of 74.6.

Week 12: DE Nicholas TheBad(BOT) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Nicholas TheBad(BOT) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. TheBad(BOT) finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Birddogs - 40, Buccaneers - 27
Pythons - 40, Seawolves - 12
Coyotes - 34, Royals - 10
Grey Ducks - 39, Luchadores - 0

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Just win baby.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Look for their defense to dominate. They are 3rd in sacks with 21. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 17.8. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 210.8 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 124.5 yards per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in forced fumbles.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
In this game, a good bet is that Let Charson (GM) - LB needs to show up, but if he does the Buccaneers defense is very stingy.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
In this game, it seems obvious that the key is whether they can contain Alex Reed - WR. If not, he will destroy them.

Week 11: SS Evan Jones (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Evan Jones of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Jones finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Week 11: RB Drip Dad (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 11's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Drip Dad. His 11 att, 146 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 40 to 10 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former Golden West College gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 600 Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Pythons - 13, Royals - 6
Coyotes - 24, Seawolves - 17
Luchadores - 40, Buccaneers - 10
Birddogs - 20, Grey Ducks - 19

Tijuana Luchadores hires new staff member

The Tijuana Luchadores have hired Eric Whiteside to fill their coaching ranks.

Portland Pythons hires new staff member

The Portland Pythons have hired Ray Lane to fill their coaching ranks.

Norfolk Seawolves hires new staff member

The Norfolk Seawolves have hired Jonathon Watters to fill their coaching ranks.

Minnesota Grey Ducks hires new staff member

The Minnesota Grey Ducks have hired Marcos Agnew to fill their coaching ranks.

London Royals hires new staff member

The London Royals have hired Thomas Saucedo to fill their coaching ranks.

Kansas City Coyotes hires new staff member

The Kansas City Coyotes have hired Frank Buffington to fill their coaching ranks.

Dallas Birddogs hires new staff member

The Dallas Birddogs have hired Calvin Kinsey to fill their coaching ranks.

Bondi Beach Buccaneers hires new staff member

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers have hired Ryan Fennell to fill their coaching ranks.

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at the two rosters, a good bet is that Anubis Williams II (R) - CB will be a key figure in this game. The Birddogs defense relies on him.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
It may come down to the wire though.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager puts them over the top in this game. It may even be a blow out.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Birddogs are overhyped. They are who we thought they were. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Week 10: RB Busch Goose (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Goose (R)'s 22 att, 138 yds, 3 TD performance against the Tijuana Luchadores. Goose (R) from Rutgers University was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Goose (R) now has 414 Rushing Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: DE Pope Francis (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Francis absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 17-13 game with the London Royals. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Birddogs - 17, Royals - 13
Grey Ducks - 17, Pythons - 14
Coyotes - 34, Luchadores - 6
Buccaneers - 33, Seawolves - 16

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
This is a high powered offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 14. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 278.8! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 15. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 137.7! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 28!

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
They field one of the most underestimated defenses. They are 5th in sacks with 11. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 18.6. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 204 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 75.3 yards per game. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
I am sure head coach William Shipley has something up his sleeve for this game.

Portland Pythons defense dominates!

The Pythons' defense is beating the brakes off people this season. In 9 games they’ve given up only 2514 total yards and 167 points. Donald McBobby - LB is the general of the defense with 67 take downs on the year. Could the D be back in Portland?

Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems - RB shines!

Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems - RB is looking like a man among boys out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such outstanding football, he’s got a shot at becoming a franchise legend.

Week 9: RB Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems. His 20 att, 111 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 41 to 10 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former University of Latvia gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 972 Yards and 15 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: CB Juno Hu (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Juno Hu (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Hu (R) finished with 4 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Luchadores - 14, Royals - 10
Birddogs - 41, Seawolves - 10
Pythons - 30, Buccaneers - 7
Grey Ducks - 31, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
All aboard the Seawolves hypetrain. This will be a very up and down affair.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, my opinion is that Widden Pallets (GM) - CB is going to dominate for the Seawolves defense. A double digit win.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 3rd in sacks with 16. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 19.3. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 206.1 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 126.3 yards per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss.

Week 8: DE Bean Beanman (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Beanman absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 23-17 game with the London Royals. He finished with 7 Tck, 3 Sck.

Week 8: RB Remus Roman (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Roman's 5 att, 269 yds, 3 TD performance against the Kansas City Coyotes. Roman from Purdue was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Roman now has 575 Rushing Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Seawolves - 23, Royals - 17
Birddogs - 24, Luchadores - 21
Pythons - 24, Coyotes - 21
Grey Ducks - 34, Buccaneers - 14

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I really like their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 14. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 19. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 213,1 per game. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 124 yards per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the teams, you would be a fool not to think Devonte Crook - LB will drive the quarterback crazy. Look for him to dominate.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
In the context of this game, a good bet is that Drip Dad - RB is going to wreck dominate for the Luchadores offense.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
Do not sleep on this offense. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 9. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 231! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 14. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 146,7! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 27,9! It might be a high scoring game.

Week 7: RB Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems. His 22 att, 122 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 34 to 13 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former University of Latvia gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 764 Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: DE Bean Beanman (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Beanman absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 21-17 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 4 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 28, Buccaneers - 9
Birddogs - 34, Coyotes - 13
Pythons - 26, Luchadores - 10
Seawolves - 21, Grey Ducks - 17

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I am certain that Jonathan Shuffleboard - SS is going to wreck havoc for the Luchadores defense. When they win here, people will take notice.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
For this match up, it is likely that the Luchadores will need to rely on Mariadoc Brandybuck(BOT) - G for their offense. This is no reason to worry, he is great.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
The difference in this game will be their offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 12. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 278.2! They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 8. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 28.7!

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Of course the Luchadores win. Have you been living under a rock?

Week 6: RB Madison Hayes (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 6's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Madison Hayes. His 19 att, 172 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 30 to 7 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Cambridge gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 590 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: CB James Gath (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB James Gath of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Gath finished with 9 Tck, 3 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Luchadores - 20, Seawolves - 17
Birddogs - 40, Pythons - 27
Buccaneers - 22, Coyotes - 13
Grey Ducks - 30, Royals - 7

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I know they lost their last game, but they will get the W this week.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
The referees will have their work cut out for them. This will be very competitive and intense.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 7. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 224.4! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 8. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 133! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 24.2! Easy prediction.

Minnesota Grey Ducks take home the upset victory!

The Minnesota Grey Ducks surprises everyone with an unlikely road win against Tijuana Luchadores.
The Luchadores never manage to take control of the game, while the Grey Ducks kept grinding and drove the victory home. The Luchadores players had expected an easy victory, and this will be a bitter loss and a tough blow to the self-respect of the program. Meanwhile the Grey Ducks fans are ecstatic and are already entertaining thoughts about a cinderella future.

Week 5: RB Big Chungus (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Big Chungus. His 13 att, 141 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 35 to 28 victory for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

The former Big Boys College gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 447 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: CB Anton Bruckner (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Anton Bruckner (R) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bruckner (R) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Royals - 21, Coyotes - 13
Pythons - 30, Seawolves - 17
Grey Ducks - 17, Luchadores - 3
Buccaneers - 35, Birddogs - 28

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
When you consider the two rosters, you can make the argument that Bork Rowlf (GM) - T will be a factor. He has been shining bright on the Birddogs offense this season. Love watching him.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Mitchell Alvarez has this team running like a well oiled machine. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is running an explosive defense. They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This game will be so very entertaining.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
The Birddogs win. I see no reason to think otherwise.

Week 4: RB Preston Parker (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 4's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Preston Parker. His 12 att, 123 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 35 to 30 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former Southern Mississippi gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 242 Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 4: LB Maverick BOTie (GM) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Maverick BOTie (GM) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. BOTie (GM) finished with 12 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Birddogs - 25, Grey Ducks - 18
Royals - 16, Pythons - 14
Coyotes - 13, Seawolves - 9
Luchadores - 35, Buccaneers - 30

Game of the Week: London Royals at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
You got to like this offense. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 5. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 256! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 133! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 33.7! It might be a high scoring game.

Mary Moore : London Royals
Definitely the losing streak is on their minds. They will get the win and break it in this game. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
This is a very good defense. They are 4th in sacks with 4. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 18.7. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 188.7 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 91 yards per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 3. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. This will be an action-packed affair.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
I find it hard to bet against coach Dong Scribner. He always has them well prepared. He is doing some clever things with his defense. A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Week 3: CB HeHateMe PickSix II (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB HeHateMe PickSix II of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. PickSix II finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 3: RB Big Chungus (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 3's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Big Chungus. His 18 att, 156 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 34 to 21 victory for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

The former Big Boys College gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 243 Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Buccaneers - 34, Seawolves - 21
Luchadores - 17, Coyotes - 16
Birddogs - 20, Royals - 10
Pythons - 27, Grey Ducks - 10

Game of the Week: London Royals at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
The Birddogs are the real deal. This will be an action-packed affair.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
I do not think you get very far against their offense. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Jim Nox : London Royals
This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
When you consider the two rosters, you can make the argument that Duncan Donuts - T will shine for the Birddogs offense. They rely on him, and he will deliver. A single digit win.

Week 2: WR Quavious McGrady (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

McGrady's 5 rec, 149 yds, 2 TD effort led the way for the Portland Pythons. This weeks 149 receiving yards bring his season total to 199 yards with 3 touchdowns on the season.

"To Quavious, football is about winning and nothing else. He is one of the hardest workers on our team and deserves the attention he is getting from the media and fans." - Pythons Coach

Week 2: LB Donald McBobby (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Donald McBobby of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. McBobby finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Luchadores - 16, Royals - 0
Birddogs - 24, Seawolves - 13
Coyotes - 27, Grey Ducks - 10
Pythons - 30, Buccaneers - 13

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach Ricardo Davis runs a tight ship in Bondi Beach. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He is preparation and gameplanning is great. We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, a good bet is that Buccaneers will love fielding - Mongo - DE against this offense. This man will be critical this week, and will give the offense plenty of trouble. It might be a high scoring game.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
Looking at how the teams match up, it is likely that Donald McBobby - LB is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Pythons defense.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
The better team wins. The Pythons are the better team. No argument.

Week 1: CB C.J. Sonjack (R) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB C.J. Sonjack (R) of the London Royals has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Sonjack (R) finished with 3 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Royals - 39, Seawolves - 0
Birddogs - 24, Luchadores - 17
Pythons - 44, Coyotes - 33
Buccaneers - 14, Grey Ducks - 13

Player Release

The Tijuana Luchadores have released Franklin Lee - RB.

Player Release

The Tijuana Luchadores have released Luis Ransom - FS.

Player Release

The Portland Pythons have released Ricardo Ashmore - TE.

Player Release

The Portland Pythons have released Peter Gonzales - C.

Player Release

The Portland Pythons have released Raymond Crosby - T.

Player Release

The Minnesota Grey Ducks have released Kenneth Brock - FB.

Player Release

The Minnesota Grey Ducks have released John Seal - G.

Player Release

The London Royals have released Richard McCallister - T.

Player Release

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers have released Ruben Brown - RB.

Player Release

The Dallas Birddogs have released Harris Shull - RB.

Player Release

The Dallas Birddogs have released Laurence Frame - FB.

Player Release

The Dallas Birddogs have released David Ortega - P.

Player Release

The Dallas Birddogs have released Jason Castellanos - FS.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 11 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 9 votes)

South South: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 12 votes (Runner up: Tijuana Luchadores with 6 votes)

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
Looking at the two rosters, a good bet is that Allan Fields - DE is going to wreck havoc for the Pythons defense. They will rack up a lot of points.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Douglas Satterfield puts them over the top in this game. Defensively he makes great adjustments. Lots of points scored.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
I think having a team players like Raymond Crosby - T is the kind of thing that will help the Pythons win this game. Believe me.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
Looking at how the teams match up, a good bet is that Pythons got to love fielding an offense with Peter Gonzales - C. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant.

RB Erin Yates (N/A) has retired!

RB Erin Yates (67 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

TE Gary Thomas (N/A) has retired!

TE Gary Thomas (60 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

DE James Zarate (N/A) has retired!

DE James Zarate (65 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

K Joseph Morin (N/A) has retired!

K Joseph Morin (72 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:

C Neal McCain (N/A) has retired!

C Neal McCain (57 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

T Raymond Crosby (POR) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Portland Pythons drafted Raymond Crosby #1 overall in the 2042 draft. The 6' 2" T fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Pythons general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," Crosby said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."