2046 Ultimini

The Dallas Birddogs have defeated the Kansas City Coyotes in the 2046 Ultimini.

The final score was Birddogs 31 - 20 Coyotes.

Ricky Stanzi - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Sakeem Webb - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Dallas Birddogs have defeated the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2046 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Birddogs 37 - 34 Seawolves.

Ricky Stanzi - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Nathan Claflin (R) - LB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Nor Championship Game

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2046 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Grey Ducks 27 - 30 Coyotes.

Carter Knight (R) - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense DeCarr Rek - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: RB Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 14's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R). His 31 att, 190 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 26 to 13 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Bandung Institute of Technology gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1458 Yards and 15 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 14: DE Morpheus Czargyros (R)(C) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Czargyros (R)(C) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 26-13 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Royals - 31, Birddogs - 20
Luchadores - 27, Coyotes - 19
Grey Ducks - 26, Buccaneers - 13
Seawolves - 34, Pythons - 14

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
Looking at the teams, most people agree that Tay Swizzle (C) - WR will dominate the defense. This is going to be great to watch.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
Certainly, this offense will have a good game. They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
They might even win with three touchdowns.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
And you can take that with you to the bank.

Week 13: QB Malcolm Savage (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Malcolm Savage (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 31 of 40 passes for 394 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Savage (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 28 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: LB Spicy Ron (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ron (R) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 22-17 game with the London Royals. He finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 41, Birddogs - 27
Luchadores - 38, Buccaneers - 19
Seawolves - 37, Grey Ducks - 34
Pythons - 22, Royals - 17

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
When you consider the two rosters, there is no way around that L o n g B o i (BOT) - DE is hard to gameplan for. Look for him to dominate.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The Grey Ducks win. I see no reason to think otherwise.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
A single digit win.

Birddogs racking up yards!

The offense of the Birddogs is beating the stew out of everybody this year, posting 5229 total yards and 387 points thus far in 12 games. Quarterback Ricky Stanzi - QB and receiver Ivan Toastovich - WR have tag-teamed to the tune of 1317 yards this season, while Running Back Beniri T'Chawama - RB has piled up for 638. The big boys up front has smashed opponents for 235 pancakes this season while surrendering only 11 quarterback sacks.

Meet media's new darling: Sconnie McHits (R) (C) - LB.

A person in the Seawolves' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Sconnie McHits (R) (C) - LB. Sconnie McHits (R) (C) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 12: CB James Sharkey (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Sharkey's ball hawking ability was on display in the Buccaneers 54-24 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

"James has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Buccaneers Defensive Coordinator

Week 12: QB Ricky Stanzi (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Ricky Stanzi threw 4 touchdowns, completing 27 of 38 passes for 383 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Stanzi, has seen some impressive numbers including 28 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Birddogs - 48, Pythons - 21
Luchadores - 23, Grey Ducks - 10
Buccaneers - 54, Coyotes - 24
Seawolves - 17, Royals - 14

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams. This will be a very up and down affair.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager has this team running like a well oiled machine. He is running a great offense. He is innovative with his defense. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game. Easy prediction.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at how the teams match up, logic entails that JJ Jay Jay-Jaymison Jr - DT will be a key player to watch. His paycheck is a good indication of the kind of player he is.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you can make the argument that Michael Carimi (R) - G is going to be a difference maker on the Pythons offense. But it will be much closer than many think..

Week 11: RB Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 11's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R). His 36 att, 188 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 36 to 9 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Bandung Institute of Technology gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1122 Yards and 12 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 11: LB Anya Mind (R) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Anya Mind (R) of the London Royals has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Mind (R) finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Grey Ducks - 36, Birddogs - 9
Pythons - 31, Luchadores - 28
Royals - 41, Buccaneers - 16
Seawolves - 42, Coyotes - 30

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
For this game, it seems obvious that Sakeem Webb - CB will shine for the Birddogs defense. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
The better team wins. The Birddogs are the better team. No argument.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They have a dominant offense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 273.7! They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 10. They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 23.5!

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I see them winning again this week.

Meet media's new darling: Ebenezer Splooge (R) - RB.

According to social media statistics in London, all the media appearances of Ebenezer Splooge (R) - RB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. Ebenezer Splooge (R) - RB is everywhere in the London media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Splooge (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Royals are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 10: QB Malcolm Savage (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Malcolm Savage (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Birddogs defeated the Norfolk Seawolves, 34 to 31. Savage (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 30 of 50 passes for 415 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 18 to 10, and a passer rating of 93.5.

Week 10: CB Modern Nazgûl (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Nazgûl (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 23-19 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 10 Tck, 3 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR.

"Modern has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 10

Birddogs - 34, Seawolves - 31
Luchadores - 33, Royals - 24
Pythons - 24, Buccaneers - 21
Grey Ducks - 23, Coyotes - 19

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
I do not think their defense gets enough credit. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 255.4 per game. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 99.7 yards per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
I may be biased here, but I think the Seawolves are obviously the better team. A double digit win.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
This game will be so very entertaining.

London Royals surprise everyone!

The London Royals fans are celebrating after the Royals took down the Minnesota Grey Ducks.
In a superb effort the Royals kept at it, and brought home the win. The Grey Ducks are widely considered to be the better of the two programs, but with the Royals winning the fans are hoping that the Royals will soon be able to dance with the big boys.

Meet media's new darling: Dudeman Rocks (BOT) - LB.

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in London have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Dudeman Rocks (BOT) - LB. The media presense of Dudeman Rocks (BOT) - LB is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Royals are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Rocks (BOT) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Royals.

Week 9: LB Nathan Claflin (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Nathan Claflin (R) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Claflin (R) finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Blk FG, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 9: QB Ricky Stanzi (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Ricky Stanzi threw 2 touchdowns, completing 23 of 32 passes for 380 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Stanzi, has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Birddogs - 37, Buccaneers - 10
Seawolves - 42, Luchadores - 21
Royals - 29, Grey Ducks - 17
Coyotes - 23, Pythons - 22

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
For this game, my gut tells me that JJ Jay Jay-Jaymison Jr - DT is the kind of player who gives offensive coordinators nightmares. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
I am sure head coach Wade Sager has something up his sleeve for this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents. This may be one for the ages.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
You just have to look at their offense. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 19. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 318! They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 114.8! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 32.4! But it will be much closer than many think..

Week 8: RB Ken Oath (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Oath (C)'s 43 att, 122 yds, 2 TD performance against the Norfolk Seawolves. Oath (C) from Woolloomooloo TAFE was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Oath (C) now has 797 Rushing Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 8: DT Fenrir Greyback (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Greyback (R) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 19-17 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 9 Tck, 3 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Birddogs - 27, Luchadores - 17
Buccaneers - 40, Seawolves - 34
Grey Ducks - 19, Pythons - 17
Coyotes - 20, Royals - 18

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager runs a tight ship in Dallas. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is running an explosive defense. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
For this game, it seems obvious that What'sMineSay Dude (GM) - DT needs to show up, but if he does the Luchadores defense is very stingy. A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Get your popcorn ready.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
I think their defense is really good. They are 2nd in sacks with 18. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 24.9. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 253.4 per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 9. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush.

Week 7: RB Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R). His 31 att, 172 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 23 to 10 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Bandung Institute of Technology gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 703 Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: CB Hououin Kyouma (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Hououin Kyouma of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Kyouma finished with 7 Tck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Birddogs - 30, Royals - 27
Coyotes - 24, Luchadores - 23
Grey Ducks - 23, Buccaneers - 10
Seawolves - 24, Pythons - 13

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
All aboard the Pythons hypetrain. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
Head coach Curtis Roach does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is running a great offense. They win big.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
They win big.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
In the context of this game, my prediction is that Hououin Kyouma - CB will run circles around the offense. This is going to be great to watch.

Bondi Beach Buccaneers Catch the Tijuana Luchadores by surprise!

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers fans are celebrating after the Buccaneers took down the Tijuana Luchadores.
In a fantastic effort the Buccaneers brought home the win against a superior opponent. The supporters of the Buccaneers are taking the victory as evidence that the team is only a couple of seasons away from being a top program, if they can keep progressing and developing their program.

Week 6: QB Ricky Stanzi (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Ricky Stanzi threw 4 touchdowns, completing 25 of 35 passes for 472 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Stanzi, has seen some impressive numbers including 17 touchdown passes this season.

Week 6: CB Hououin Kyouma (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Kyouma's ball hawking ability was on display in the Seawolves 38-28 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 9 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

"Hououin has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Seawolves Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 6

Birddogs - 42, Coyotes - 21
Buccaneers - 27, Luchadores - 23
Seawolves - 38, Grey Ducks - 28
Pythons - 23, Royals - 20

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
The Coyotes win. You can quote me on that. Lots of points scored.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
This is a dominant offense. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 13. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 303.4! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 5. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 32!

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
They will get back in the winning column this week. I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at how the teams match up, it seems obvious that Fitted Cuddles - FS can take over a game. The Coyotes defense is great when he shows up. They greatly outscore them here.

Thoven (BOT) media buzz

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Bay Thoven (BOT) - T. Bay Thoven (BOT) - T is everywhere in the Dallas media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Thoven (BOT) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Birddogs are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 5: RB Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R). His 25 att, 155 yds, 4 TD performance stood out in the 31 to 16 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Bandung Institute of Technology gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 459 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: DE George Fantobens (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Fantobens (R) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 31-16 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 4 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Pythons - 30, Birddogs - 24
Grey Ducks - 31, Luchadores - 16
Coyotes - 18, Buccaneers - 16
Seawolves - 34, Royals - 24

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They have a dominant offense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 145! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 28! They might even blow them out.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, you would be a fool not to think Troy Barnes (R) - WR is a guy to watch on the Luchadores offense, much to the surprise of no-one. This guy has been unstoppable so far this season. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the teams, I am certain that Caleb Watt - DE is the kind of player who will give the offense nightmares. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

McMahon III (R) media buzz

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Marty McMahon III (R) - QB. Marty McMahon III (R) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The QB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 4: WR Andy Fantuz (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Fantuz's 9 rec, 139 yds, 2 TD effort led the way for the Kansas City Coyotes. This weeks 139 receiving yards bring his season total to 423 yards with 4 touchdowns on the season.

"To Andy, football is about winning and nothing else. He is one of the hardest workers on our team and deserves the attention he is getting from the media and fans." - Coyotes Coach

Week 4: CB Sixducks In'Atrenchcoat (BOT) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB In'Atrenchcoat (BOT)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Birddogs 35-30 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Sixducks has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 4

Birddogs - 35, Grey Ducks - 30
Luchadores - 26, Pythons - 23
Royals - 41, Buccaneers - 3
Coyotes - 36, Seawolves - 22

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
I am sure head coach Robin Wesley has something up his sleeve for this game. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
In this game, I see no way in which you can discount that the offense cannot keep Jay Spears (R) - SS down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
They will rely on their offense to pull them through. They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 167.7! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 28.7! This will be an action-packed affair.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
This should be some good football.

Week 3: RB Ken Oath (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Oath (C)'s 12 att, 133 yds, 2 TD, 1 rec, 9 yds, 1 TD performance against the Portland Pythons. Oath (C) from Woolloomooloo TAFE was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Oath (C) now has 260 Rushing Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 3: CB Sixducks In'Atrenchcoat (BOT) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Sixducks In'Atrenchcoat (BOT) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. In'Atrenchcoat (BOT) finished with 6 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Birddogs - 31, Seawolves - 27
Luchadores - 44, Royals - 14
Buccaneers - 45, Pythons - 20
Grey Ducks - 34, Coyotes - 14

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
But it will be much closer than many think..

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They field one of the most underestimated offenses.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
One of the most underestimated defenses. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Meet media's new darling: Spicy Ron (R) - LB.

A flurry of media appearances by Spicy Ron (R) have blanketed the airwaves recently. Spicy Ron (R) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 2: QB Ricky Stanzi (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Dallas Birddogs quarterback Ricky Stanzi has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Birddogs defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, 50 to 17. Stanzi did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 21 of 38 passes for 411 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 6 to 3, and a passer rating of 100.8.

Week 2: CB Rip RavensKnees (GM) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Rip RavensKnees (GM) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. RavensKnees (GM) finished with 4 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 50, Buccaneers - 17
Luchadores - 20, Seawolves - 10
Grey Ducks - 24, Royals - 10
Pythons - 24, Coyotes - 24

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot help but think that there is this G named Michael Carimi (R). I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They will rely on their offense to pull them through. They greatly outscore them here.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Shipley has them prepared for this game. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. Defensively he makes great adjustments. A single digit win.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
The Pythons are the real deal.

Week 1: QB Malcolm Savage (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Malcolm Savage (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Seawolves defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, 42 to 21. Savage (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 21 of 37 passes for 395 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 3 to 1, and a passer rating of 109.6.

Week 1: CB Tessie Garciaparra (C) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Garciaparra (C)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 31-14 game with the London Royals. He finished with 10 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Tessie has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 22, Birddogs - 20
Seawolves - 42, Buccaneers - 21
Pythons - 30, Grey Ducks - 6
Coyotes - 31, Royals - 14

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 10 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 6 votes)

South South: Dallas Birddogs with 9 votes (Runner up: Tijuana Luchadores with 7 votes)

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
I just really like the way they coach in Portland. Head coach William Shipley is doing great things. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. You heard it here first.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
Certainly, this offense will have a good game. They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will be a great game to watch.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They are furious with their losing streak. They will be fired up and I would not want to face them right now.

DT Fergus Callaghan Jr. (N/A) has retired!

DT Fergus Callaghan Jr. (67 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

WR Cas Roseboom (R) (N/A) has retired!

WR Cas Roseboom (R) (55 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

K Cameron Johnston (R) (N/A) has retired!

K Cameron Johnston (R) (43 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR Hawaiian Monarch (BOT)
WR Admiral Papillon (GM)
WR Usain Bolt (BOT)
WR Saba Donut Sr. (BOT)
WR Jack Sparrow (BOT)
WR AJ Tirrell (R)
LB Blake 'BJ' Faux Jr. (R)
LB - Blackbeard (BOT)
LB BestGM Hordle (BOT)
LB Jack Squat (GM)
LB Proteus Peter (BOT)
LB Teddy Murphy (R)

QB I I (LON) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The London Royals drafted I I #1 overall in the 2046 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Royals general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Teammates gravitate toward him, they follow his lead. Coaches love that about him. Best player available here.

Pick 2: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Pick 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. If you ask around, everyone will tell you, this kid is all about the team. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. Respected for his good behavior on the field. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 5: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He helps everyone get in the right position, making the team run as a well oiled machine. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. The guy has gets along with everyone. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He plays well with others. He understands there is a reason for each assignment on every play. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. The guy has gets along with everyone. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. Best player available here.

Pick 8: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Well liked in the locker room. Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Pick 9: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Pick 10: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: WR SS
London Royals: LB DE SS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: G TE LB
Portland Pythons: DT FS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: LB FS
Dallas Birddogs: CB SS
Norfolk Seawolves: LB SS
Tijuana Luchadores: CB LB

Draft Order: London Royals own first overall.

Pick 1: London Royals
Pick 2: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 5: Portland Pythons
Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 8: Minnesota Grey Ducks

Other retirements

QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Sal Shaw (R) (60 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB John Jonhnson (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Ace Savage (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Dante King (48 ovr) : Career stats: 15 att, 69 yds, 0 TD
RB Jay Cue Jr. (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB LeBron Brady Jr. (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB f r(BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 18 att, 25 yds, 0 TD, 6 rec, 21 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (28 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Flash Delacour (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Pancakes
G Kayanher Crayagh (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
G Mister Fridge (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Pancakes
G Sheep Cannon(BOT) (37 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Pancakes
G I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G R. I.P.DaxFrost(BOT) (36 ovr) : Career stats: 29 Pancakes
T Sir Peter Jackson (51 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
T Keane Lover (50 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Pancakes
T I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Chuck Hamel (45 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
T Kenzie Cupz (44 ovr) : Career stats: 21 Pancakes
T Alexander Frogman (44 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Gonewild Johnson(BOT) (37 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Pancakes
C I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C El Heffie(BOT) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 12 Pancakes
C I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE Travis Scott (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Bender Rodriguez (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 15 rec, 97 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Phillip Weaver (45 ovr) : Career stats: 6 rec, 35 yds, 0 TD
TE Chevvy Bronko (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Gronku Muerto (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Beau Novak (42 ovr) : Career stats: 4 rec, 28 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Julian Jurevicius (57 ovr) : Career stats: 41 rec, 321 yds, 2 TD
WR Jacky Rockman (47 ovr) : Career stats: 3 rec, 27 yds, 0 TD
WR Quinton Crash (45 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 25 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Elijah Torres (56 ovr) : Career stats: 13 Tck, 1 FF
CB Widden Pallets (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 57 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR
CB Guy Gibson (45 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck
CB Anubis J. Williams II (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck
LB Chet Larson (62 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Boo Tee (48 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF
LB Paulie Walnuts (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Tck
LB Bot Mandos (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Blake 'BJ' Faux Jr. (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Crocodile Dundee(BOT) (36 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
DT Candice D. Fitinyomouf (71 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck
DT Daquan Madison (62 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck, 2 Sck
DT David Ramczyk (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 62 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Bass Bradley (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Bot Manwe (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Goat Bot(BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (36 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (34 ovr) : Career stats:
DE LeBron Brady Jr. (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DE JR Reigns (52 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Logan Anderson (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 15 Tck, 1 FF
DE Malik F. Doom (46 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck
DE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (40 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (40 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Darius Severance (43 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Tck
SS I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Joey McCarty (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Joey McCarty (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

RB Big Chungus (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Big Chungus has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 245 att, 1093 yds, 8 TD

WR Alex Reed (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Alex Reed has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 rec, 665 yds, 5 TD

DT Jake Hayes (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Jake Hayes (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Tck, 5 FF

C Steve Irwin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Steve Irwin (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Pancakes

CB HeHateMe PickSix II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB HeHateMe PickSix II has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

K Beo Loomfield(BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Beo Loomfield(BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19/27 FG

DE Nicholas TheBad(BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Nicholas TheBad(BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF

FB Ango Gobloggian (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Ango Gobloggian (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD

WR Chunt The Badger (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Chunt The Badger (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 111 rec, 1405 yds, 10 TD

G Yeet Yoot (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Yeet Yoot (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

G Trogdor Gumbawumba (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Trogdor Gumbawumba (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

DT Monkey D. Luffy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Monkey D. Luffy has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Tck

C Cee Shanty (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Cee Shanty (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 Pancakes

TE Borgo San Lorenzo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Borgo San Lorenzo has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 rec, 711 yds, 3 TD

T Bork Rowlf (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Bork Rowlf (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

T Duncan Donuts (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Duncan Donuts has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Pancakes

SS Lionel Rumper (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Lionel Rumper has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

RB Busch Goose (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Busch Goose (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 139 att, 594 yds, 6 TD, 22 rec, 295 yds, 0 TD

RB Xander Creed (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Xander Creed has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 245 att, 1196 yds, 6 TD, 17 rec, 127 yds, 0 TD

CB Jason Bradshaw (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jason Bradshaw has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR

DT Wannabe Happy (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Wannabe Happy (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 8 Tck

WR Luke Quick (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Luke Quick (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 rec, 1126 yds, 6 TD

G Brando Isabelter (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Brando Isabelter (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Pancakes

DT Will Smyth (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Will Smyth has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

C Bjørn Borg (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bjørn Borg (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

C Tua Isabust (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Tua Isabust (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

DE Taco Bell (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Taco Bell (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Tck

DE Blake Bosworth (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Blake Bosworth has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

FS Kaworu Nagisa (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Kaworu Nagisa (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

K Armando Galarraga (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Armando Galarraga has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25/33 FG

LB Butteron Thebread (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Butteron Thebread (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

C Melly Eatscrayons (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Melly Eatscrayons (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Pancakes

LB Rean Schwarzer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Rean Schwarzer (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 Tck

TE Makoa Mahi'ai (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Makoa Mahi'ai (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 rec, 282 yds, 3 TD

TE Michelle Franchet (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Michelle Franchet (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 rec, 60 yds, 0 TD

WR Tsuyu Asui (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tsuyu Asui has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 rec, 840 yds, 5 TD

WR Tugg Speedboat (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tugg Speedboat (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19 rec, 192 yds, 1 TD

C Herr Bananenkatze (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Herr Bananenkatze (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 Pancakes

T Banana Gato (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Banana Gato (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Pancakes

C Catano Plat (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Catano Plat (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 Pancakes

DE Zane Cruz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Zane Cruz has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck, 5 Sck

DT Marlon Brando (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Marlon Brando has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Tck, 1 Sck

LB Logan Sarrasin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Logan Sarrasin has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF

LB Juandrew Domison (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Juandrew Domison (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

CB Gavin Leclerc (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Gavin Leclerc has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

SS Spencer Fields (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Spencer Fields (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF

QB Ryan Negs (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Ryan Negs has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 232/384, 2310 yds, 13 TD

FS Caven McRae (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Caven McRae has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF

RB Madison Hayes (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Madison Hayes has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 281 att, 1222 yds, 9 TD, 48 rec, 316 yds, 0 TD

G Konnor Krayg (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Konnor Krayg (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

WR Mike Hunt (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mike Hunt has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 80 rec, 1033 yds, 7 TD

WR Jalen Washington (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jalen Washington has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 rec, 330 yds, 3 TD

C Connor Craig (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Connor Craig (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

C Cawnah Kraig (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Cawnah Kraig (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

DE Andrew Warthol (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Andrew Warthol (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 1 FR

T K'Nor Krayg (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T K'Nor Krayg (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

CB James Gath (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB James Gath has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 93 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 1 FR

LB Frostsux Le'Map (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Frostsux Le'Map (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB Tyron Shields Jr. (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tyron Shields Jr. (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 10 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

WR Sam the Onion Man (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Sam the Onion Man has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 rec, 572 yds, 1 TD

WR Lalo Salamanca (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Lalo Salamanca has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 77 rec, 1122 yds, 5 TD

WR Joseph Radetzky (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Joseph Radetzky has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 rec, 1198 yds, 6 TD

T Mr Poop (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Mr Poop has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Pancakes

FS SparkySparky Boom-man (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS SparkySparky Boom-man has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 78 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FR

DE Bean Beanman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Bean Beanman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 17 Sck, 4 FF, 1 FR

K Thelonius Junk (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Thelonius Junk has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11/11 FG

RB Giovanni Bianchi (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Giovanni Bianchi has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 206 att, 1010 yds, 14 TD, 15 rec, 122 yds, 1 TD

TE Shane Benjamin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Shane Benjamin has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 rec, 382 yds, 0 TD

C Stumpy Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Stumpy Jones has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Pancakes

LB Kevin Morrison (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Kevin Morrison has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Donald McBobby (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Donald McBobby has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

SS Evan Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Evan Jones has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Ty Tyson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ty Tyson has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int

CB Lawrence Miller (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Lawrence Miller has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

CB Kita Chiasa (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Kita Chiasa has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF

TE Rob Banks (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Rob Banks (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 rec, 68 yds, 0 TD

RB Preston Parker (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Preston Parker has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 177 att, 728 yds, 4 TD, 15 rec, 155 yds, 1 TD

DT Adam MerBOT (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Adam MerBOT (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66 Tck, 1 FF

SS Jonathan Shuffleboard (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Jonathan Shuffleboard has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Maverick BOTie (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Maverick BOTie (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Blk FG, 3 FF

CB Juno Hu (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Juno Hu (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF

K Bot Bilbo (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Bot Bilbo (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15/26 FG

CB Buck Nekkid (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Buck Nekkid has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 Tck, 6 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF

K Jean-Jacques Leroy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jean-Jacques Leroy has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3/5 FG

TE Vilhjálmur Kueblerson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Vilhjálmur Kueblerson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 rec, 344 yds, 1 TD

K Rotor Wash (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Rotor Wash has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11/18 FG