2047 Ultimini

The Norfolk Seawolves have defeated the Portland Pythons in the 2047 Ultimini.

The final score was Seawolves 26 - 22 Pythons.

Malcolm Savage (R) - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Sconnie McHits (R) (C) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Portland Pythons have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2047 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Pythons 38 - 26 Grey Ducks.

The Stig (R) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Simon The Frog (R) - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Norfolk Seawolves have defeated the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2047 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Seawolves 40 - 20 Luchadores.

Malcolm Savage (R) - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Kellan Frost (R) - DE had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: RB Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Zohri (R)'s 35 att, 135 yds, 1 TD, 4 rec, 55 yds, 3 TD performance against the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Zohri (R) from Bandung Institute of Technology was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Zohri (R) now has 1765 Rushing Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 14: CB Modern Nazgûl (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Modern Nazgûl of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Nazgûl finished with 8 Tck, 3 FF, 1 FR.

Fight breaks out during Grey Ducks' training session.

An individual with connections in the Grey Ducks' locker room says that the Grey Ducks locker room is fractioning. In particular two players have been on collision course according to an anonymous player on the team who said: 'I do not know what is up with Sir Quacksly IV (BOT) and Brookie Cookie. They have been going at it for a while now. The rest of us are worried.'. Apparently, Sir Quacksly IV (BOT) - RB threw his helmet at Brookie Cookie - TE after an argument in the locker room. The incident followed a recent streak of bickering and arguments between the two. Nevertheless, with things having now escalated, the challange now is whether the coaching staff can clamp down and get them on the same page.'.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Birddogs - 45, Royals - 24
Luchadores - 41, Coyotes - 17
Grey Ducks - 40, Buccaneers - 16
Seawolves - 15, Pythons - 10

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
When they win here, people will take notice.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
Looking at the teams, I think that they will struggle with containing players like The Laz (C) - CB. Expect him to show up in a big way.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
You just have to look at their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 34. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 17.6. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 237.4 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 99.5 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 11. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
The better team wins. The Pythons are the better team. No argument. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Week 13: RB Gus Bus (R) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 13's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Gus Bus (R). His 20 att, 139 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 52 to 13 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former Notre Dame gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1111 Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: LB Eric Bolanos (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Bolanos (R) absolutely dominated in the Luchadores 52-13 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 24, Birddogs - 21
Luchadores - 52, Buccaneers - 13
Seawolves - 20, Grey Ducks - 13
Pythons - 24, Royals - 19

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Head coach Curtis Roach puts them over the top in this game. He is a great offensive mind. They greatly outscore them here.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, my best guess is that Arnie Rufus (R) - DT can drive quarterbacks crazy. Look for him to dominate.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
This is just what my gut tells me.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Millar (R) every reporter's dream

A flurry of media appearances by Andrew Millar (R) have blanketed the airwaves recently. Andrew Millar (R) - SS is everywhere in the Portland media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Millar (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Pythons are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 12: RB CMC's Burner (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Burner's 18 att, 136 yds, 3 TD, 2 rec, 24 yds, 1 TD performance against the Minnesota Grey Ducks. Burner from Nebraska was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

Burner now has 670 Rushing Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: FS Seawolf Snorkles (GM) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Snorkles (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Seawolves 65-24 game with the London Royals. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

"Seawolf has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Seawolves Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 12

Pythons - 27, Birddogs - 26
Luchadores - 56, Grey Ducks - 6
Coyotes - 44, Buccaneers - 10
Seawolves - 65, Royals - 24

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the teams, there is every reason to think that Eric Bolanos (R) - LB can take over the game. Looking at the Luchadores defense, it is clear that when he shows up, it is always entertaining. It might be a high scoring game.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The Grey Ducks win. You can quote me on that. They will rack up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
I do not think their offense gets enough credit. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 22. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 278.6! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 14. They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 28.1!

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Get your popcorn ready.

Week 11: QB Malcolm Savage (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Malcolm Savage (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Seawolves defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 30 to 24. Savage (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 20 of 37 passes for 309 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 24 to 14, and a passer rating of 88.7.

Week 11: LB Daron Arnold (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Daron Arnold (R) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Arnold (R) finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Grey Ducks - 20, Birddogs - 17
Pythons - 27, Luchadores - 21
Royals - 39, Buccaneers - 21
Seawolves - 30, Coyotes - 24

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet. Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
It may even be a blow out.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
I have a lot of respect for head coach Robin Wesley. He is doing great things in Tijuana. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
For this game, it should be clear that Leonardo McTurtle (R) will be dominant here. The young DE is going to destroy the offense. They will put up a lot of points.

Week 10: QB Live Laughlove (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Live Laughlove (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 22 of 33 passes for 360 yards in the Luchadores victory over the London Royals.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Laughlove (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Week 10: DE George Fantobens (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Fantobens (R) absolutely dominated in the Luchadores 52-7 game with the London Royals. He finished with 5 Tck, 3 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Seawolves - 26, Birddogs - 16
Luchadores - 52, Royals - 7
Pythons - 21, Buccaneers - 17
Grey Ducks - 24, Coyotes - 16

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
It may even be a blow out.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach William Harris runs a tight ship in Bondi Beach. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He is doing some clever things with his defense. This may be where we see their true colors.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
They will get another win this week.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
You got to like this defense. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 17.2. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 235.4 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 116.8 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 12. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush.

Week 9: RB Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Zohri (R)'s 33 att, 119 yds, 1 TD performance against the London Royals. Zohri (R) from Bandung Institute of Technology was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Zohri (R) now has 1066 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: CB Doc Holliday (R)(C) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Holliday (R)(C)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Luchadores 24-10 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 13 Tck, 2 FF.

"Doc has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Luchadores Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 9

Buccaneers - 27, Birddogs - 24
Luchadores - 24, Seawolves - 10
Grey Ducks - 23, Royals - 15
Pythons - 37, Coyotes - 24

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you would be a fool not to think that the defense will need to contain CMC's Burner - RB. But they will fail, and he will destroy them. Just win baby.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Head coach Robin Wesley does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is running a great offense. He is innovative with his defense.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
All aboard the Luchadores hypetrain. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
Can't lose.

Week 8: QB Kaguya Shinomya (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Kaguya Shinomya (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 30 to 17. Shinomya (R) did his part, throwing 0 touchdowns, completing 7 of 13 passes for 125 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 3 to 8, and a passer rating of 63.7.

Week 8: CB Modern Nazgûl (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Nazgûl's ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 30-27 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Modern has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 8

Luchadores - 31, Birddogs - 24
Seawolves - 26, Buccaneers - 20
Grey Ducks - 30, Pythons - 27
Royals - 30, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I think their defense is really good. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 4th in forced fumbles. This will really be a statement win.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 12. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 263.1! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 8. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 122.4! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 25.9!

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I find it hard to bet against coach Robin Wesley. He always has them well prepared. He is a great offensive mind. He is innovative with his defense.

Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) - RB is playing great!

Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) - RB is looking like a million bucks out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such impressive football, he’s got a shot at becoming a hometown favorite.

Week 7: RB John Riggins (R) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back John Riggins (R). His 29 att, 137 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 38 to 31 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former University of New Hampshire gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 637 Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Hans Peter (BOT) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Peter (BOT) absolutely dominated in the Buccaneers 34-7 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Birddogs - 38, Royals - 31
Luchadores - 21, Coyotes - 17
Buccaneers - 34, Grey Ducks - 7
Pythons - 28, Seawolves - 10

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Head coach Curtis Roach has this team running like a well oiled machine. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 14. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 254.5! They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 8. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 120.7! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 29.2! They greatly outscore them here.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
They have a dominant defense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 4th in sacks with 10. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 15.2. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 218.2 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 117 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 7. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. They greatly outscore them here.

Top receiver trio?

The Seawolves trio of Johnny Patey - WR, Malcador The Hero (R) - WR and Jake Endson - TE are currently the leading trio of catchers in the league, with 15 receving touchdowns between the three.

Week 6: TE Mark Goodhead (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Goodhead (R)'s 6 rec, 131 yds, 1 TD effort led the way for the Portland Pythons. His 131 receiving yards bring his season total to 522 yards with 6 touchdowns on the season.

Week 6: LB Spicy Ron (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ron (R) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 20-10 game with the London Royals. He finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Birddogs - 30, Coyotes - 20
Luchadores - 27, Buccaneers - 24
Seawolves - 30, Grey Ducks - 3
Pythons - 20, Royals - 10

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Of course the Seawolves win. Have you been living under a rock?

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
They will win again this week.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, I think we need to recognize that Kellan Frost (R) - DE is a guy who will carry the game. I think he will do so this week as well.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
It may come down to the wire though.

Meet media's new darling: Clifford Wilson - T.

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Clifford Wilson - T. The media presense of Clifford Wilson - T is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Seawolves are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Wilson to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Seawolves.

Week 5: RB Miracle Whip (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Miracle Whip. His 11 att, 57 yds, 0 TD, 3 rec, 155 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 21 to 13 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former Le Cordon Bleu gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 431 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: CB James Sharkey (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Sharkey's ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 34-28 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

"James has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Buccaneers Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 5

Pythons - 31, Birddogs - 24
Luchadores - 21, Grey Ducks - 13
Coyotes - 34, Buccaneers - 28
Seawolves - 18, Royals - 7

Game of the Week: London Royals at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
This is just what my gut tells me. This may be one for the ages.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
They win big.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
This defense is likely to step up this week. They are 1st in sacks with 16. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 17.5. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 57.8 yards per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 4. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. But it will be a close game.

Week 4: RB Lalu Muhammad Zohri (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Zohri (R)'s 31 att, 153 yds, 2 TD performance against the Dallas Birddogs. Zohri (R) from Bandung Institute of Technology was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Zohri (R) now has 449 Rushing Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 4: CB Modern Nazgûl (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Modern Nazgûl of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Nazgûl finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Grey Ducks - 24, Birddogs - 13
Pythons - 38, Luchadores - 20
Buccaneers - 28, Royals - 17
Seawolves - 34, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
You just have to look at their offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 12. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 263! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 172.7! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 46! There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
For this match up, I cannot help but think that Seawolf Steve (GM) - CB is going to be a difference maker on the Seawolves defense.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
I do not think their defense gets enough credit. They are 1st in sacks with 13. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 17.7. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 48 yards per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. It may even be a blow out.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
I see them winning again this week.

Week 3: QB Wendell Sailor (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Portland Pythons' Wendell Sailor (R) threw 1 touchdowns, completing 17 of 27 passes for 216 yards in the Pythons victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Sailor (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 8 touchdown passes this season.

Week 3: LB Sconnie McHits (R) (C) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Sconnie McHits (R) (C) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. McHits (R) (C) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Seawolves - 56, Birddogs - 10
Luchadores - 20, Royals - 6
Pythons - 48, Buccaneers - 10
Grey Ducks - 30, Coyotes - 26

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
This is a high powered offense. They will rack up a lot of points.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
In this game, it is likely that JJ Jay Jay-Jaymison Jr - DT will ruin your day on offense. Expect a great game.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Week 2: RB Rocky Rhoads (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Rhoads (R)'s 29 att, 185 yds, 3 TD performance against the Minnesota Grey Ducks. Rhoads (R) from Good Boy University was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Rhoads (R) now has 243 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: CB Doc Holliday (R)(C) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Doc Holliday (R)(C) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Holliday (R)(C) finished with 9 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 27, Buccaneers - 21
Seawolves - 48, Luchadores - 23
Royals - 24, Grey Ducks - 17
Coyotes - 17, Pythons - 10

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, my research indicates that you cannot keep Dallas Fort-Worth (R) - T down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play. They might even blow them out.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
Look for them to build on their last win.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
I find it hard to bet against coach William Shipley. He always has them well prepared. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is running an explosive defense. The referees will have their work cut out for them. This will be very competitive and intense.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
The Pythons are better than you think. They get the W. They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Claflin (R) every reporter's dream

A person in the Seawolves' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Nathan Claflin (R) - LB. Nathan Claflin (R) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 1: RB Miracle Whip (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Whip's 21 att, 224 yds, 2 TD performance against the Dallas Birddogs. Whip from Le Cordon Bleu was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

Whip now has 224 Rushing Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: LB Mild Jon (GM) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Jon (GM) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 28-10 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 49, Birddogs - 31
Seawolves - 34, Buccaneers - 20
Pythons - 28, Grey Ducks - 10
Coyotes - 32, Royals - 14

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 9 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 8 votes)

South South: Dallas Birddogs with 13 votes (Runner up: Norfolk Seawolves with 7 votes)

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
You got to like this defense. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
It might be a high scoring game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
This is a high powered offense.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
For this game, my opinion is that Erick Bolanos (R) - LB is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Luchadores defense.

TE Bobby Tarantino (N/A) has retired!

TE Bobby Tarantino (60 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

RB Blake George (R) (N/A) has retired!

RB Blake George (R) (54 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

CB Cayson Nzeocha (N/A) has retired!

CB Cayson Nzeocha (61 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

TE Brookie Cookie (R) (N/A) has retired!

TE Brookie Cookie (R) (49 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
TE I I
TE Tim Cahill (BOT)
TE cat dog
TE cat dog
TE Mark Badhead (BOT)
WR I I
WR I I
WR Lucas Slow (BOT)
WR Barracuda Bob (BOT)
WR HeHateMe WideReceiver (BOT)
WR Kimi Maldonstoffel (BOT)
CB Bean Schwarzer (BOT)
CB Cornerback Industries
CB Dash Smith
CB Gae Mer (BOT)
LB Thanks Dudeman (BOT)
LB Smart Lover (BOT)
LB Scooter McGee (R)
LB BringBack Bearcaneers (GM)
LB You Miss All The Shots You Miss (BOT)
LB Anthony Yeah Boy (BOT)
DE I I
DE I I
DE Boat Tank (BOT)
FS Kyle Bryant (R)
FS I I
FS Stingray Stan (BOT)
FS Roman Gems (BOT)

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (12 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (BBB) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Bondi Beach Buccaneers drafted I I #1 overall in the 2047 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Buccaneers general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. What you get with this kid, is a guy who understands that this is a team sport. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Liked by coaches and teammates. Best player available here.

Pick 2: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. In addition to his own role, this kid doubles as glue. He makes everyone on the field play as a team. The guy has gets along with everyone. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 3: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. Respected for his good behavior on the field. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The ultimate team player. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
A real leader! Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Pick 6: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Pick 7: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Ohh are they going to be happy to get him. He is a great fit here.

Pick 8: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Pick 9: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This is a player who takes the lead. He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Intangibles, leadership, what's not to love? Known for showing up early and staying late. The guy has gets along with everyone. Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Pick 10: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
He plays well with others. He understands there is a reason for each assignment on every play. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: LB DE SS
London Royals: LB DT
Minnesota Grey Ducks: G
Portland Pythons: RB T WR CB DE FS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C LB
Dallas Birddogs: G WR LB DE
Norfolk Seawolves: G DE

Draft Order: Bondi Beach Buccaneers own first overall.

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 2: London Royals
Pick 3: Portland Pythons
Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 6: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 7: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 8: Dallas Birddogs

Coaching Carousel Predictions.

The offseason is upon us and that means teams are shaking up their coaching staffs. This means that we get to take our annual look at coordinators who could make the leap to become head coaches, and the teams who are likely to poach them.

The prime candidates identified by our experts are:
Kenneth Martell - Defensive Coordinator - Minnesota Grey Ducks
Timothy Hardison - Offensive Coordinator - Minnesota Grey Ducks
Jimmy Carroll - Defensive Coordinator - Dallas Birddogs
Rodney Wheaton - Offensive Coordinator - Dallas Birddogs
Boyce Talley - Offensive Coordinator - Tijuana Luchadores
Jon Mobley - Defensive Coordinator - Kansas City Coyotes
Vance Collins - Offensive Coordinator - Kansas City Coyotes
Paul Byars - Defensive Coordinator - London Royals

Other retirements

QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Noel Akerele (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB Bot Tulkas (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 16 att, 36 yds, 0 TD
FB It'sPronounced Quest (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 4 att, 4 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (28 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (28 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (27 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Ernest Shackleton (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Pancakes
G Johnny Depp (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Pancakes
G Long J Silver (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 37 Pancakes
G Edward Teach (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Pancakes
G I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Callie Paw (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Pancakes
G Kaghners Helmut (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 34 Pancakes
G I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Yetiman Beardstien (55 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Pancakes
C I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Rus Fan (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Pancakes
C I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Carlos Carlos (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Stanley Yelnats (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 16 rec, 139 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE cat dog (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Jeff Gray (40 ovr) : Career stats: 56 rec, 389 yds, 2 TD
TE Holton Hillburn (37 ovr) : Career stats: 24 rec, 72 yds, 2 TD
TE LastOne Retired (BOT) (33 ovr) : Career stats: 6 rec, 42 yds, 0 TD
WR Slots Bot (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 19 rec, 200 yds, 1 TD
WR Alex Read (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 26 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Bot Nekkid (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
CB RIP Dylan (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 1 Sck
CB Android Witten (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 15 Tck
CB Davie Jones (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 12 Tck
LB Teddy Murphy (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
LB King Conner (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int
LB Zaaron Pryor (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 63 Tck
LB Immanuel Botstone (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Franz Furdinand (GM) (37 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF
DT Thiccen Shiny (GM) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Tck, 1 FR
DT Ahoyyyy Mate (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Tck
DT WorstGM Zeagle (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT BBQ Tea (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Tck, 1 FF
DT I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (37 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (34 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Fiveducks In'Atrenchcoat (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Bot Garrett (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 7 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (40 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Chew Barka (GM) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Tck, 1 Sck
FS Life Guard (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int
FS I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Uptown Crunk (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 19 Tck, 1 FR
SS Aye Plus (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty
SS Faris Scherwiz (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 58 Tck, 1 Int
SS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

RB Akil Ozymandias (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Akil Ozymandias has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 att, 55 yds, 0 TD, 141 rec, 2275 yds, 18 TD

RB Beach Sprinter (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Beach Sprinter (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 161 att, 679 yds, 6 TD, 9 rec, 52 yds, 0 TD

RB Brandon Prince (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Brandon Prince has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 308 att, 1345 yds, 12 TD, 17 rec, 126 yds, 1 TD

TE Chevvy Bronko (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Chevvy Bronko (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 rec, 933 yds, 5 TD

FB Brondon Price (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Brondon Price (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 10 att, 25 yds, 0 TD

TE Beau Novak (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Beau Novak (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 rec, 356 yds, 1 TD

WR Bismo Funyuns (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Bismo Funyuns has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 99 rec, 1187 yds, 13 TD

C Black Beard (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Black Beard (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Pancakes

DE - Mongo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE - Mongo has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 96 Tck, 17 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

T Spongebob Pirate (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Spongebob Pirate (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

LB Tre' Mendus Johnson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Tre' Mendus Johnson (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 133 Tck, 1 Sck

LB Loki IsBetter (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Loki IsBetter (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 104 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF

QB Joliet Christ Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Joliet Christ Jr. has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 635/1019, 7663 yds, 50 TD

DT Primo Berto (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Primo Berto has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 100 Tck, 16 Sck

WR Bayley Cowabunga (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Bayley Cowabunga has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 180 rec, 2674 yds, 16 TD

RB Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 454 att, 2013 yds, 20 TD, 31 rec, 262 yds, 1 TD

LB Erik Kirkland (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Erik Kirkland has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 149 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

DE Pope Francis (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Pope Francis has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 13 Sck, 5 FF, 1 FR

FS Cole Maxwell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Cole Maxwell has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 3 Sck, 4 Int, 2 Def TD, 1 FF

TE Owmy Back (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Owmy Back has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 rec, 627 yds, 8 TD

K Dallas Dole (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Dallas Dole has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30/46 FG

WR Eleven Kendrick-Watts (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Eleven Kendrick-Watts has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 162 rec, 2408 yds, 18 TD

TE Ghana Tape (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Ghana Tape (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 9 rec, 48 yds, 1 TD

WR Quinton Crash (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Quinton Crash (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 rec, 1062 yds, 6 TD

G Coy Oté (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Coy Oté (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

G Reginald Covington IV (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Reginald Covington IV (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

C Frazz Amatazz (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Frazz Amatazz (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Pancakes

T Whopper Lover (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Whopper Lover (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Pancakes

DE Taco Johns (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Taco Johns (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17 Tck, 1 Sck

DT Chips Ensalsa (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Chips Ensalsa (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Tck, 2 FF

LB Dubious McDonalds (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Dubious McDonalds (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 69 Tck, 1 FF, 2 FR

SS Uptown Crunk (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Uptown Crunk (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

LB Numb Berrs (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Numb Berrs (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 Tck, 2 Int, 1 FR

LB Will Amus (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Will Amus (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF

CB Logan Steele (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Logan Steele has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 Tck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 3 FR

CB Roof Rack (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Roof Rack (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 Tck, 1 FF

SS Tre Washington (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Tre Washington has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 116 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Blk FG, 5 FF, 1 FR

RB Taipan Pete (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Taipan Pete has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 284 att, 1298 yds, 7 TD, 40 rec, 460 yds, 3 TD

QB Red Arrow Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Red Arrow Jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 467/854, 4997 yds, 36 TD

FB J. Robot Oppenheimer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB J. Robot Oppenheimer (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20 att, 38 yds, 0 TD

RB Manhattan Project (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Manhattan Project has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 426 att, 2021 yds, 12 TD, 24 rec, 145 yds, 2 TD

TE Queen Jellyfish (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Queen Jellyfish (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 rec, 244 yds, 2 TD

WR Anna Bell (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Anna Bell (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17 rec, 210 yds, 2 TD

C Big Bobs (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Big Bobs (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Pancakes

WR Schumi Hulkenvettel (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Schumi Hulkenvettel has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 rec, 1847 yds, 12 TD

G Blorgl Gang (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Blorgl Gang (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Pancakes

C Wing Wang (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Wing Wang (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Pancakes

G Gee Whiz (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Gee Whiz (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Pancakes

CB Willie Miller (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Willie Miller has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 4 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

FS Sly Daddy (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Sly Daddy (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Earl Cheeks (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Earl Cheeks (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR

LB LiveAt D'Apollo (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB LiveAt D'Apollo (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 4 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB C.J. Sonjack (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB C.J. Sonjack has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 133 Tck, 1 Sck, 9 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF

CB Gav Boingers (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Gav Boingers (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR

DE Glenn Smart (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Glenn Smart has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 108 Tck, 24 Sck, 7 FF, 2 FR

RB Lawrence McCoy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lawrence McCoy has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 172 att, 793 yds, 4 TD, 13 rec, 34 yds, 0 TD

FB Tom Adamo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Tom Adamo has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 16 att, 42 yds, 0 TD, 19 rec, 77 yds, 0 TD

WR Caitlyn Catowize (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Caitlyn Catowize (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 10 rec, 99 yds, 0 TD

TE Jack Sparrow (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Jack Sparrow (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 rec, 290 yds, 2 TD

G Knee Pads (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Knee Pads (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43 Pancakes

T Fat Boija (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Fat Boija (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Pancakes

T Bee Strong (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Bee Strong (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Pancakes

K Gluteus Maximus (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Gluteus Maximus has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50/66 FG

FS 'Captain' John Price (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS 'Captain' John Price has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 99 Tck, 4 Sck, 6 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB Anton Bruckner (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Anton Bruckner has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 Tck, 3 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

RB Jay Cue Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Jay Cue Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 181 att, 858 yds, 6 TD, 11 rec, 77 yds, 0 TD

RB Dante King (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dante King (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 158 att, 806 yds, 3 TD, 17 rec, 108 yds, 0 TD

G - Hamilton(BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G - Hamilton(BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 Pancakes

WR John Silver (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR John Silver (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43 rec, 365 yds, 2 TD

C Horatio MccAllister (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Horatio MccAllister (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Pancakes

DE JR Reigns (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE JR Reigns (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 4 Sck

K Freddy Bly (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Freddy Bly has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15/23 FG

DT Captain Birdseye (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Captain Birdseye (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 2 FF

CB Kris Krieg (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Kris Krieg has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Benjamin Ankers (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Benjamin Ankers has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 192 Tck, 11 Sck, 1 Int, 7 FF, 1 FR

RB Remus Roman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Remus Roman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 437 att, 1923 yds, 18 TD, 17 rec, 110 yds, 0 TD

QB LeBron James III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB LeBron James III has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 477/758, 6362 yds, 40 TD

WR Quavious McGrady (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Quavious McGrady has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 140 rec, 2297 yds, 21 TD

WR Saleem Spence (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Saleem Spence has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 152 rec, 2503 yds, 19 TD

T Marc Roth (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Marc Roth (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

WR Aleksandr Vasiliev (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Aleksandr Vasiliev has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 rec, 745 yds, 3 TD

K Cade York (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Cade York has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46/61 FG

FS Alexander Roach (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Alexander Roach (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 4 FF, 2 FR

DE Gritt Gurdur (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Gritt Gurdur has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 8 Sck, 5 FF, 4 FR

LB Xavier Walls (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Xavier Walls has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 159 Tck, 13 Sck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 9 FF, 3 FR

FS Moe Skeeter (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Moe Skeeter has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

RB Lonnie Jackson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lonnie Jackson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 421 att, 1959 yds, 14 TD, 22 rec, 226 yds, 1 TD

RB H20 Pappi (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB H20 Pappi (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 102 att, 475 yds, 0 TD

WR Rocky Jackman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Rocky Jackman has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 143 rec, 1633 yds, 13 TD

T Maiteers Rico-Shea (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Maiteers Rico-Shea has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 122 Pancakes

G Cade Williams (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Cade Williams has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 Pancakes

FS Romulus Roman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Romulus Roman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 137 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 1 FF, 2 FR

SS Lux Opal (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Lux Opal has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 123 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

LB Devonte Crook (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Devonte Crook has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 219 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR