2048 Ultimini

The Norfolk Seawolves have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2048 Ultimini.

The final score was Grey Ducks 17 - 24 Seawolves.

Rab Thecrab (R) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Joe Smokes - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Norfolk Seawolves have defeated the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2048 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Luchadores 21 - 28 Seawolves.

Ozamataz Buckshank (R) - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Elessar Jones (R) - LB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Nor Championship Game

The Minnesota Grey Ducks have defeated the Kansas City Coyotes in the 2048 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Grey Ducks 32 - 27 Coyotes.

Tobias Worthington III - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Eightducks In'Atrenchcoat (GM) - DE had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: QB Live Laughlove (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback Live Laughlove has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the Tijuana Luchadores, 30 to 28. Laughlove did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 20 of 28 passes for 365 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 30 to 11, and a passer rating of 98.9.

Week 14: LB Daron Arnold (C) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Daron Arnold (C) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Arnold (C) finished with 7 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Royals - 35, Birddogs - 20
Coyotes - 30, Luchadores - 28
Grey Ducks - 23, Buccaneers - 10
Seawolves - 46, Pythons - 3

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I think their offense is really good. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 21. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 260.8! They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 20. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 129.2! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 28.5!

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I see them winning again this week.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I love what they are doing in Minnesota coaching-wise. Head coach Brandon Pena is a major reason they will win this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is doing some clever things with his defense. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
The Buccaneers are better than you think. They get the W.

Week 13: QB Kaguya Shinomya (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Kaguya Shinomya has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Portland Pythons, 42 to 10. Shinomya did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 22 of 26 passes for 359 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 25 to 16, and a passer rating of 82.1.

Week 13: LB Elessar Jones (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Elessar Jones (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Jones (R) finished with 7 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 23, Birddogs - 20
Luchadores - 35, Buccaneers - 21
Grey Ducks - 26, Seawolves - 16
Royals - 42, Pythons - 10

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
You just have to look at their defense. They are 3rd in sacks with 29. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 78.2 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 15. They are 4th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at the teams, most people think that James Sharkey - CB is hard to gameplan for. Look for him to dominate.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
The Buccaneers are for real! This may be where we see their true colors.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
They will rely on their offense to pull them through. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 25. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 301.4! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 14. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 101.4! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29.3! They greatly outscore them here.

Week 12: QB Tobias Worthington III (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Minnesota Grey Ducks quarterback Tobias Worthington III has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Grey Ducks defeated the Tijuana Luchadores, 44 to 30. Worthington III did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 30 of 43 passes for 391 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 20 to 8, and a passer rating of 97.9.

Week 12: FS Koen Van Dalen (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Koen Van Dalen (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Van Dalen (R) finished with 5 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Pythons - 35, Birddogs - 33
Grey Ducks - 44, Luchadores - 30
Buccaneers - 17, Coyotes - 10
Royals - 30, Seawolves - 29

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 5th in sacks with 22. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 21.3. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 264.7 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 89.8 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 11. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
I do not think you get very far against their offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 23. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 305.6! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 13. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 102.3! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29.3!

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I love what they are doing in Minnesota coaching-wise. Head coach Brandon Pena is a major reason they will win this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is running an explosive defense. It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will be an action-packed affair.

Week 11: RB Kawai Bartok (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 11's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Kawai Bartok. His 42 att, 190 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 17 to 14 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former UW - Madison gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1427 Yards and 18 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 11: CB Russet Buster (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Russet Buster (R) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Buster (R) finished with 5 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Grey Ducks - 17, Birddogs - 14
Luchadores - 31, Pythons - 30
Buccaneers - 48, Royals - 17
Seawolves - 27, Coyotes - 20

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
Do not throw statistics at me! The Luchadores win because they are the better team.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, we have to acknowledge that you cannot keep Mason Jones - LB down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at how the teams match up, a good bet is that Mason Jones will be dominant here. He is getting paid to deliver in exactly these kinds of games. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
They will win again this week.

Week 10: QB Ozamataz Buckshank (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Ozamataz Buckshank (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 31 of 51 passes for 369 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Buckshank (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 16 touchdown passes this season.

Week 10: DE Greg Strongjaw (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Strongjaw absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 34-24 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Seawolves - 38, Birddogs - 14
Luchadores - 30, Royals - 27
Buccaneers - 38, Pythons - 16
Coyotes - 34, Grey Ducks - 24

Game of the Week: London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
Certainly, this defense will have a good game. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 245.7 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 116.2 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 9. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in forced fumbles. But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
For this game, it seems clear that Mason Jones will show why he is considered among the better LB's in the league. He will have a great day and be critical in this game. This may be where we see their true colors.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
You got to like this offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 19. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 289.1! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 114.4! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29!

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
For this match up, I think a good bet is that much depends on Vance Slattery (BOT) - DE who has been shining bright on the Luchadores defense this season. Love watching him.

Winning pleases everyone.

Grey Ducks fans are ecstatic this week after their team mopped the floor with the Royals. Brandon Pena said of his team, ,We’re hungry as a team. We’re so hungry, we go into restaurants, look at the menu, and say OK.’

Meet media's new darling: Ozamataz Buckshank (R) - QB.

A person in the Seawolves' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Ozamataz Buckshank (R) - QB. Ozamataz Buckshank (R) - QB is everywhere in the Norfolk media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Buckshank (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Seawolves are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 9: QB Boone McCoy (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Portland Pythons' Boone McCoy (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 29 of 38 passes for 416 yards in the Pythons victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for McCoy (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 16 touchdown passes this season.

Week 9: LB LaQuacketron Duckmarriot II (GM) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB LaQuacketron Duckmarriot II (GM) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Duckmarriot II (GM) finished with 5 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Birddogs - 23, Buccaneers - 10
Luchadores - 21, Seawolves - 17
Grey Ducks - 28, Royals - 18
Pythons - 24, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
I think their offense is really good. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 17. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 295.5! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 10. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 109.8! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 30!

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
Definitely the losing streak is on their minds. They will get the win and break it in this game.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, a good bet is that Seawolf Steve (GM) - CB is a guy who will determine the result of the game. He supersharges their defense. They will put up a lot of points.

Portland Pythons Catch the Minnesota Grey Ducks by surprise!

The Portland Pythons surprises everyone with an unlikely road win against Minnesota Grey Ducks.
The Grey Ducks never manage to take control of the game, while the Pythons kept grinding and drove the victory home. The Grey Ducks players had expected an easy victory, and this will be a bitter loss and a tough blow to the self-respect of the program. Meanwhile the Pythons fans are ecstatic and are already entertaining thoughts about a cinderella future.

Week 8: QB Boone McCoy (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Portland Pythons' Boone McCoy (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 33 of 49 passes for 475 yards in the Pythons victory over the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for McCoy (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 13 touchdown passes this season.

Week 8: LB Spot RoboDog (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Spot RoboDog (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. RoboDog (R) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Luchadores - 13, Birddogs - 10
Buccaneers - 30, Seawolves - 19
Pythons - 36, Grey Ducks - 31
Royals - 38, Coyotes - 10

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
This may be one for the ages.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Can't lose.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at the teams, the received view holds that Barkevious Mingo (BOT) - LB is a guy to keep an eye on. He is putting up a solid season. He will run wild in this game unless the offense gameplans for him. Expect a great game.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
I know they lost their last game, but they will get the W this week.

Portland Pythons pull off the upset!

With an outstanding effort the Portland Pythons pull off the upset against Norfolk Seawolves.
Everyone had expected the Norfolk Seawolves to handle the Portland Pythons with easy, but the Pythons just wanted it more. This was really a must win game for the Seawolves, and the loss will surely put a dent in their confidence.

Live Laughlove - QB is playing great!

Live Laughlove - QB is looking great out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such impressive football, he’s got a shot at becoming on of the greats

Week 7: QB Ozamataz Buckshank (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Ozamataz Buckshank (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Pythons defeated the Norfolk Seawolves, 28 to 20. Buckshank (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 33 of 50 passes for 484 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 10 to 7, and a passer rating of 80.3.

Week 7: CB Rookie Sensation (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Sensation's ball hawking ability was on display in the Pythons 28-20 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Rookie has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Pythons Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 24, Birddogs - 14
Luchadores - 27, Coyotes - 24
Grey Ducks - 26, Buccaneers - 24
Pythons - 28, Seawolves - 20

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
The referees will have their work cut out for them. This will be very competitive and intense.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
For this match up, it is likely that there is this WR named Dumais Wells. I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine. But it will be a close game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at how the teams match up, I do not think there is any doubt that Luchadores will love fielding Eric BolanGOAT (BOT) - LB against this offense. This man will be critical this week, and will give the offense plenty of trouble.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
The Coyotes win. I see no reason to think otherwise. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Week 6: RB Michaelangleo McTurtle (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after McTurtle (R)'s 27 att, 132 yds, 3 TD performance against the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. McTurtle (R) from NYU was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

McTurtle (R) now has 561 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: FS - Cross-Eriksen (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Cross-Eriksen (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 30-7 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

"- has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 6

Birddogs - 19, Coyotes - 16
Luchadores - 38, Buccaneers - 14
Grey Ducks - 30, Seawolves - 7
Royals - 31, Pythons - 24

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
I do not think their offense gets enough credit. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 7. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 247.8! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 10. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 128! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 28.2! And you can take that with you to the bank.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Last game was a fluke. They will win again this week. We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
One of the most underestimated defenses. They are 1st in sacks with 16. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 18.8. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 224.2 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 86.8 yards per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
I just really like the way they coach in Norfolk. Head coach Curtis Roach is doing great things. He is doing some really smart things on offense.

Lariat (R) every reporter's dream

A flurry of media appearances by Theo Lariat (R) have blanketed the airwaves recently. Theo Lariat (R) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The K was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 5: RB Rumble Ronson (R) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Ronson (R)'s 19 att, 179 yds, 2 TD performance against the Portland Pythons. Ronson (R) from Auburn was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Ronson (R) now has 411 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: FS Abed Nadir (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Nadir's ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 28-20 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

"Abed has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Buccaneers Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 5

Birddogs - 46, Pythons - 28
Luchadores - 34, Grey Ducks - 32
Coyotes - 28, Buccaneers - 20
Seawolves - 35, Royals - 10

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This is just what my gut tells me.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
When you think of the players that will be on the field, it seems obvious that the offense will struggle to counter Joseph Huber (BOT) - LB. Watch out for him.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this game, it seems to me that the key for the offense is to contain James Sharkey - CB. I do not think they will succeed and he will blow the game wide open.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This will be a very up and down affair.

Week 4: RB Kawai Bartok (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 4's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Kawai Bartok. His 39 att, 195 yds, 4 TD performance stood out in the 32 to 19 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former UW - Madison gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 637 Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 4: LB - Ganyu (R) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB - Ganyu (R) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Ganyu (R) finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Grey Ducks - 32, Birddogs - 19
Luchadores - 55, Pythons - 24
Buccaneers - 34, Royals - 10
Seawolves - 38, Coyotes - 14

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at the teams, my money would be on that Alex Armstrong (R) - WR is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Coyotes offense.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you can make the argument that Coyotes have got to love fielding - Yogpote (BOT) - SS on their defense. This man will be critical this week, and will give the offense plenty of trouble.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Look for them to continue their winstreak. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
They will put up a lot of points.

Kotasa (BOT) every reporter's dream

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: ILove Kotasa (BOT) - CB. ILove Kotasa (BOT) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The CB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 3: QB Live Laughlove (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Live Laughlove threw 3 touchdowns, completing 28 of 43 passes for 357 yards in the Luchadores victory over the London Royals.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Laughlove, has seen some impressive numbers including 7 touchdown passes this season.

Week 3: FS Talen Farrens (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Farrens's ball hawking ability was on display in the Luchadores 37-26 game with the London Royals. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

"Talen has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Luchadores Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 3

Birddogs - 24, Seawolves - 6
Luchadores - 37, Royals - 26
Buccaneers - 12, Pythons - 10
Coyotes - 20, Grey Ducks - 13

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
They will keep their winstreak going. It may even be a blow out.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They are well coached. I am sure head coach Brandon Pena has them prepared for this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. Defensively he makes great adjustments. A single digit win.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Certainly, this defense will have a good game.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams. It might be a high scoring game.

Pants (BOT) every reporter's dream

A flurry of media appearances by Hissy Pants (BOT) have blanketed the airwaves recently. Hissy Pants (BOT) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The CB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 2: RB Kawai Bartok (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Bartok's 41 att, 128 yds, 3 TD performance against the London Royals. Bartok from UW - Madison was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Bartok now has 284 Rushing Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: SS Bom Trady (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Trady (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 37-14 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

"Bom has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 2

Buccaneers - 29, Birddogs - 19
Seawolves - 34, Luchadores - 19
Grey Ducks - 27, Royals - 14
Coyotes - 37, Pythons - 14

Game of the Week: London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
This offense is likely to step up this week. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The Grey Ducks are better than you think. They get the W. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Do not sleep on this defense. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I see them winning again this week. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Laughlove media buzz

A flurry of media appearances by Live Laughlove have blanketed the airwaves recently. Live Laughlove is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The QB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 1: WR Lane Frost (C) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Frost (C)'s 7 rec, 198 yds, 3 TD effort led the way for the Minnesota Grey Ducks. His 198 receiving yards bring his season total to 198 yards with 3 touchdowns on the season.

Week 1: DE Greg Strongjaw (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Strongjaw absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 12-10 game with the London Royals. He finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Birddogs - 20, Luchadores - 17
Seawolves - 28, Buccaneers - 27
Grey Ducks - 41, Pythons - 14
Coyotes - 12, Royals - 10

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 12 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 4 votes)

South South: Norfolk Seawolves with 12 votes (Runner up: Tijuana Luchadores with 6 votes)

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I love what they are doing in Minnesota coaching-wise. Head coach Brandon Pena is a major reason they will win this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. Defensively he makes great adjustments.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
I do not think you get very far against their offense.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will really be a statement win.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
For this game, I am confident that Grey Ducks got to love fielding an defense with InHouse Counsel (BOT) - DT. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant.

G Zamaui Kehialiki (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

G Zamaui Kehialiki (BOT) (51 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
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TE I I
TE Seawolf Burrow (BOT)
TE cat dog
TE I I
TE Timothy Teboat (R)
TE Jakobi Manoux (R)
WR I I
WR Jalen Hopkins (R)
WR Stadium Gambler (BOT)
WR Jalen Hopkins
WR Jalen Hopkins
WR Devin Boateng (R)
WR Lightning McQueen (R)
WR Jalen Hopkins
WR Jalen Hopkins
WR Dolp Fan (BOT)
WR Lightning McQueen (R)
LB Elliot Le (BOT)
LB Drakocarr Sunazzo (R)
LB creamy linguine (R)
LB Wyatt Berp (R)

C I I (N/A) has retired!

C I I (51 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

FB I I (N/A) has retired!

FB I I (35 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (14 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

DT Playstation Five (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

DT Playstation Five (BOT) (55 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (BBB) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Bondi Beach Buccaneers drafted I I #1 overall in the 2048 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Buccaneers general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Intangibles, leadership, what's not to love? No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 2: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. If you ask around, everyone will tell you, this kid is all about the team. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Every team values leadership, someone to lead by example, this is the guy. Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Pick 3: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Ohh are they going to be happy to get him. He is a great fit here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Great player. Great fit. Great pick.

Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
If you want to win, you have to get players like this kid. Make the pick and watch as teams below you frown.

Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Pick 6: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Best player available here.

Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Pick 8: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Well liked in the locker room. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Pick 9: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Respected for his good behavior on the field. Liked by coaches and teammates. They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Pick 10: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Liked by coaches and teammates. Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: T
London Royals: G T C CB LB DT
Minnesota Grey Ducks: C CB
Portland Pythons: DE FS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: G C LB
Dallas Birddogs: G CB LB DE
Norfolk Seawolves: G DT DE
Tijuana Luchadores: CB LB

Draft Order: Bondi Beach Buccaneers own first overall.

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 2: London Royals
Pick 3: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 6: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Pick 8: Norfolk Seawolves

Coaching Carousel Predictions.

The offseason is upon us and that means teams are shaking up their coaching staffs. This means that we get to take our annual look at coordinators who could make the leap to become head coaches, and the teams who are likely to poach them.

The prime candidates identified by our experts are:
Jimmy Carroll - Defensive Coordinator - Dallas Birddogs
Rodney Wheaton - Offensive Coordinator - Dallas Birddogs
Jon Mobley - Defensive Coordinator - Kansas City Coyotes
Vance Collins - Offensive Coordinator - Kansas City Coyotes
Kenneth Martell - Defensive Coordinator - Minnesota Grey Ducks
Timothy Hardison - Offensive Coordinator - Minnesota Grey Ducks
Lawrence Parker - Defensive Coordinator - Portland Pythons
Donald Briley - Offensive Coordinator - Portland Pythons
Quinton Norton - Defensive Coordinator - Norfolk Seawolves

Other retirements

QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (16 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Electric Squirrel (60 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Jax Baker (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Runner Turbsin (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Walter Sanders (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Walter Sanders (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Deluxe Pogger (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Deluxe Pogger (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Calvin Zamboni (R) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 83 att, 257 yds, 2 TD, 8 rec, 38 yds, 0 TD
FB Botsu Blockamura (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB John Cena (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 10 att, 10 yds, 0 TD, 13 rec, 35 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (24 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G BigBill NoLilBill (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
G Duck Dodgers (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 13 Pancakes
G Scotticus Rott (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 30 Pancakes
G I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Free Zamir (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Pancakes
G I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Hummus Devil (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Pancakes
T I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C LeBron GotFat (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Pancakes
C I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Orville Redenbacher (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 30 Pancakes
C I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Port Starboard (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE Sal Ami (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 35 rec, 467 yds, 3 TD
TE I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Brookie Cookie (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Dexter Datamax (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Brookie Cookie (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE IThink HeTampered (GM) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 37 rec, 393 yds, 2 TD
TE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Yeetster Zayeet (BOT) (35 ovr) : Career stats: 4 rec, 27 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Janis Lux (65 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Rainbow Atchinson (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 22 rec, 240 yds, 1 TD
WR Kai Marshall (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 35 rec, 346 yds, 1 TD
WR McGrady's Curse (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 10 rec, 77 yds, 0 TD
WR JJ Slasher (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 19 rec, 249 yds, 2 TD
WR Commisar Rex (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 3 rec, 52 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Dogtor Dre (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Tck, 1 Int
CB Poopsnek BestLogo (GM) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
CB Seadragon Susan (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 9 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Hex Aqua-Key'Kiann (R) (C) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 86 Tck, 1 FF
LB Wyatt Berp (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
LB dont draft (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF
LB Xavier Doors (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Grampus Grace (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 48 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FR
LB Jared Crowe (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 87 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR
LB Chat Larsen (BOT) (36 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Pitt Bull (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR
DT 11010001 Tacos (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 58 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Sea Cliff (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
DT I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Vance Slattery (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (35 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (34 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Duck Awntop (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Malik F. Doom (56 ovr) : Career stats: 81 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 FF
DE LBDidn't DoIt (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DE TijuanaTacos IsBest (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Tck
DE Garfish Garfield (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Cal Stevenson (55 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Mickey Docton (50 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Jet King (48 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Snoop Dogg (GM) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck
FS RIP McJimmerson (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 36 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int
SS Steve Atwater Jr. (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF
SS Reeeeeeeeee DraftFaster (GM) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF
SS Infraggable Crunk (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck
SS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

C Elite SendDown (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Elite SendDown (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

TE Tatsubad Raphtaliagood (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Tatsubad Raphtaliagood (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 rec, 286 yds, 1 TD

DT Carter Fox (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Carter Fox has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 182 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 Sfty, 10 FF, 1 FR

DE Logan Anderson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Logan Anderson has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 Tck, 9 Sck, 6 FF, 3 FR

CB Lip Gallagher (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Lip Gallagher has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 150 Tck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 1 FR

RB Bill Cherry (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Bill Cherry (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 att, 219 yds, 3 TD, 5 rec, 55 yds, 0 TD

FS Suggs Upshar (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Suggs Upshar (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 114 Tck, 3 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

WR Allofus AreDespacito (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Allofus AreDespacito (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 rec, 563 yds, 4 TD

RB Ringo Starr (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ringo Starr (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 85 att, 385 yds, 1 TD

C Bernie Sanders (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bernie Sanders (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Pancakes

CB Henny Tingzpahcbol (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Henny Tingzpahcbol has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 167 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 2 Def TD, 1 Blk FG, 5 FF

LB ILoveDallas UnBanZayn (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB ILoveDallas UnBanZayn (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 112 Tck, 1 Int

FS Chathack'rius Smith IV (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Chathack'rius Smith IV (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 204 Tck, 4 Sck, 7 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

K Joey McCarty (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Joey McCarty (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1/5 FG

TE Joey Marston (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Joey Marston (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 rec, 1514 yds, 12 TD

RB Erik Gaare (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Erik Gaare has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 478 att, 2359 yds, 26 TD, 50 rec, 584 yds, 3 TD

K Mooseydid NothingWrong (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Mooseydid NothingWrong (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 5/13 FG

DT Beefcake Johnson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Beefcake Johnson has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 140 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF

CB Charity Beaver (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Charity Beaver has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 Tck, 1 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF

DE LeBron Brady Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE LeBron Brady Jr. has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 83 Tck, 17 Sck, 4 FF

QB Gimmy Jaroppolo Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Gimmy Jaroppolo Jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 364/658, 4892 yds, 30 TD

FS Darius Severance (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Darius Severance has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

TE Tommy Toyou (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Tommy Toyou (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 6 rec, 40 yds, 0 TD

RB Rejoignez LOrdreSombre (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Rejoignez LOrdreSombre (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 405 att, 1837 yds, 16 TD, 28 rec, 234 yds, 1 TD

WR Troy Abed (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Troy Abed has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 rec, 1446 yds, 12 TD

TE Dee Walt (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Dee Walt (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 rec, 653 yds, 8 TD

G Cheese Farley (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Cheese Farley has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 201 Pancakes

G Corneel A. Street (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Corneel A. Street (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

G Yu Needtocalmdown (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Yu Needtocalmdown (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 Pancakes

C Wyatt Horse (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Wyatt Horse (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

DT Konstantin Selich (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Konstantin Selich (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Tck

DT Hercules Kamealoha (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Hercules Kamealoha (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Tck

CB Siege Cameron (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Siege Cameron has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 206 Tck, 12 Int, 1 Def TD, 7 FF, 2 FR

LB Dexter Hall (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Dexter Hall has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 290 Tck, 7 Sck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 5 FR

CB How Lee (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB How Lee (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 9 Tck, 1 FF

CB Jason Garciaparra (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jason Garciaparra (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF

FB Blims Gank (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Blims Gank (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 att, 60 yds, 1 TD, 28 rec, 108 yds, 0 TD

FS Champ Agneproblems (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Champ Agneproblems (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

TE Buffalo Hunter (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Buffalo Hunter (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 116 rec, 1290 yds, 15 TD

RB Electric Squirrel (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Electric Squirrel (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 183 att, 707 yds, 3 TD, 12 rec, 74 yds, 0 TD

C GoldenLaced Wyandotte (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C GoldenLaced Wyandotte (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Pancakes

G Keane Lover (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Keane Lover has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 145 Pancakes

DE The Countarn (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE The Countarn (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF

DT Hip Hoppity (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Hip Hoppity (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FR

LB Turbo Booty (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Turbo Booty (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 103 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF

DE Lucid Dreams (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Lucid Dreams (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 16 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

CB Lil Petey (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Lil Petey (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 65 Tck, 2 FF, 1 FR

SS Grandma Louise (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Grandma Louise (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

WR Joe Bay (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Joe Bay has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 178 rec, 2244 yds, 18 TD

FB Duck Andcover (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Duck Andcover (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 att, 15 yds, 1 TD, 6 rec, 23 yds, 0 TD

DT Daniel O'Leary (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Daniel O'Leary has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 157 Tck, 8 Sck, 4 FF, 3 FR

FS Tim Soulja (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Tim Soulja has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 195 Tck, 10 Sck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 1 FR

LB David Frank (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB David Frank (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 175 Tck, 6 Sck, 2 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

DE Mills Wallace (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Mills Wallace has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 150 Tck, 23 Sck, 2 Sfty, 6 FF, 1 FR

QB Raeni Clarke (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Raeni Clarke has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 871/1609, 9298 yds, 47 TD

FS Jacob Raske (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Jacob Raske has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Tck, 2 Sck, 4 Int, 2 Def TD, 3 FR

TE Zack DiNozzo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Zack DiNozzo has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 rec, 1273 yds, 7 TD

TE Nick L. Back (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Nick L. Back (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 rec, 914 yds, 10 TD

G Rudy Gray (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Rudy Gray (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 138 Pancakes

LB DeAndre Chuggs (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB DeAndre Chuggs has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 235 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 4 FF

DT Suleiman Slamza (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Suleiman Slamza (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 146 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF

FS Miles Weperom (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Miles Weperom (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 5 Sck, 4 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

FS Kelvin Harris (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Kelvin Harris has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 192 Tck, 4 Sck, 12 Int, 2 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 7 FF, 3 FR

C Emperor de Pengu (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Emperor de Pengu has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 Pancakes

K Dorfus Jimbo Jr Jr (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Dorfus Jimbo Jr Jr (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 7/14 FG

LB Marcus Jones (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Marcus Jones (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 184 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FF

C Cade Will.I.Ams (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Cade Will.I.Ams (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

LB Sheriff Woody (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Sheriff Woody (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 106 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

FS LiterallyJust ABot (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS LiterallyJust ABot (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD

CB Rean Schwarzer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Rean Schwarzer has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 131 Tck, 7 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB Sir Peter Jackson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sir Peter Jackson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 145 Tck, 8 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 2 FR

K Jean-Jacques Leroy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jean-Jacques Leroy has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53/67 FG

FB Fuzzy Botson (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Fuzzy Botson (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 att, 41 yds, 0 TD, 7 rec, 61 yds, 0 TD