2053 Ultimini

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2053 Ultimini.

The final score was Coyotes 17 - 3 Seawolves.

Sherwin Blue Jr. - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Caleb Hayden (C) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Norfolk Seawolves have defeated the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2053 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Seawolves 45 - 21 Luchadores.

Roque Santa Cruz - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Julius McMiller - FS had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2053 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Coyotes 34 - 24 Grey Ducks.

Sherwin Blue Jr. - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Sim Sunigh (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: QB Roque Santa Cruz (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Roque Santa Cruz threw 1 touchdowns, completing 11 of 18 passes for 151 yards in the Pythons victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Santa Cruz, has seen some impressive numbers including 17 touchdown passes this season.

Week 14: FS Mr Squirmy (GM) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Squirmy (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Pythons 28-20 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 1 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Mr has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Pythons Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 14

Royals - 43, Birddogs - 10
Coyotes - 20, Luchadores - 10
Grey Ducks - 30, Buccaneers - 17
Pythons - 28, Seawolves - 20

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
In the context of this game, I think a good bet is that Hands Solo (GM) - SS can take over a game. There is a reason they are paying him that much money. I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
I do not think their defense gets enough credit. They are 5th in sacks with 29. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 16. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 216 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 78.3 yards per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 15. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Their win streak will not be broken in this game.

Week 13: RB Sherwin Blue Jr. (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 13's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sherwin Blue Jr.. His 25 att, 142 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 40 to 20 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Arizona State University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1280 Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: LB Sim Sunigh (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Sunigh (R) absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 40-20 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 40, Birddogs - 20
Luchadores - 21, Buccaneers - 10
Grey Ducks - 20, Seawolves - 16
Pythons - 48, Royals - 7

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
This will be a very up and down affair.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
They are furious with their losing streak. They will be fired up and I would not want to face them right now.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
This is just going by my intuition.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot help but think that Barkevious Mingo (BOT) - LB is the guy to watch. His paycheck alone should give that away. He will be great to watch. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Pythons - 28, Birddogs - 27
Grey Ducks - 35, Luchadores - 27
Coyotes - 35, Buccaneers - 19
Royals - 20, Seawolves - 6

Week 12: DT Teddy Rhinoback (C) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Teddy Rhinoback (C) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Rhinoback (C) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Week 12: RB Ben Goodwood (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 12's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Ben Goodwood. His 18 att, 125 yds, 0 TD, 3 rec, 60 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 28 to 27 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former None gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1143 Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
I do not think you get very far against their offense. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 19. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 186.7! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 26.5!

Mary Moore : London Royals
In the context of this game, I think that Wae Traynes - CB will drive the quarterback crazy. Look for him to dominate.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Head coach Albert Rivera runs a tight ship in London. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. Defensively he makes great adjustments.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Week 11: QB Nova Montagne (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Nova Montagne has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, 46 to 6. Montagne did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 27 of 31 passes for 244 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 21 to 10, and a passer rating of 98.4.

Week 11: LB Paul McCartney (GM) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Paul McCartney (GM) of the London Royals has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. McCartney (GM) finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Grey Ducks - 24, Birddogs - 7
Luchadores - 22, Pythons - 21
Royals - 46, Buccaneers - 6
Coyotes - 10, Seawolves - 7

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 17. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 263.7! They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 10. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 113.1! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 25.9! But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
But it will be much closer than many think..

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
Looking at how the teams match up, I do not think there is any doubt that Teenie Hodges will be a key factor from the WR position. He will have a great day and be critical in this game. Easy prediction.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
They will win again this week. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Fireline (BOT) every reporter's dream

Turns out Bondi Beach local media have jumped on the Bernola Fireline (BOT) hypetrain. Bernola Fireline (BOT) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The CB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 10: QB Roque Santa Cruz (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Roque Santa Cruz has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Seawolves defeated the Dallas Birddogs, 45 to 21. Santa Cruz did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 15 of 25 passes for 164 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 14 to 9, and a passer rating of 86.2.

Week 10: LB Maxwell Jacob Friedman (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Maxwell Jacob Friedman (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Friedman (R) finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Seawolves - 45, Birddogs - 21
Royals - 27, Luchadores - 21
Pythons - 17, Buccaneers - 10
Coyotes - 21, Grey Ducks - 14

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
You got to like this offense. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 19. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 282.4! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 8. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 28.7!

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The Grey Ducks win. I see no reason to think otherwise. They win big.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
People tend to underestimate their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 21. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 16.4. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 84.7 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 10. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, my research indicates that Mike Trickfoot (BOT) - DT is a guy to watch on the Coyotes defense. This guy has been unstoppable so far this season.

Meet media's new darling: Karim Dearis-Wellington (R) - RB.

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Karim Dearis-Wellington (R) - RB. Karim Dearis-Wellington (R) - RB is everywhere in the London media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Dearis-Wellington (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Royals are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 9: RB Willier Miller (R) (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Miller (R) (C)'s 15 att, 153 yds, 0 TD performance against the London Royals. Miller (R) (C) from Ohio State was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Miller (R) (C) now has 908 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: LB Caleb Hayden (C) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Hayden (C) absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 17-10 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Birddogs - 31, Buccaneers - 6
Seawolves - 23, Luchadores - 22
Grey Ducks - 31, Royals - 20
Coyotes - 17, Pythons - 10

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I just have this gut feeling.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Darren Francis : London Royals
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality. It might be a high scoring game.

Big boys shows the way in Minnesota.

The big boys from Grey Ducks are smashing opponents this year. They’ve given up only 9 sacks in 8 games while collecting 194 pancakes.

Meet media's new darling: Ryan Murray - SS.

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Ryan Murray - SS. The city of Bondi Beach just loves to read about and watch Bondi Beach. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Ryan Murray is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Buccaneers.

Week 8: WR Teenie Hodges (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Hodges's 6 rec, 133 yds, 2 TD effort led the way for the Norfolk Seawolves. This weeks 133 receiving yards bring his season total to 614 yards with 7 touchdowns on the season.

"To Teenie, football is about winning and nothing else. He is one of the hardest workers on our team and deserves the attention he is getting from the media and fans." - Seawolves Coach

Week 8: CB Eric Belmont (C) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Eric Belmont (C) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Belmont (C) finished with 5 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Luchadores - 35, Birddogs - 21
Seawolves - 26, Buccaneers - 10
Grey Ducks - 36, Pythons - 0
Coyotes - 23, Royals - 17

Game of the Week: London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
I am sure head coach Albert Rivera has something up his sleeve for this game. He is running an explosive defense.

Mary Moore : London Royals
They will win again this week.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
A single digit win.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
In this game, a good bet is that Hut Block (BOT) - RB has to potential to carry the Coyotes offense.

Week 7: QB Roque Santa Cruz (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Roque Santa Cruz has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Seawolves defeated the Portland Pythons, 28 to 21. Santa Cruz did his part, throwing 1 touchdowns, completing 15 of 27 passes for 246 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 7 to 8, and a passer rating of 75.0.

Week 7: FS - Geralt (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Geralt (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 27-9 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

"- has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 26, Birddogs - 20
Coyotes - 35, Luchadores - 13
Grey Ducks - 27, Buccaneers - 9
Seawolves - 28, Pythons - 21

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They are well coached. I am sure head coach Robin Wesley has them prepared for this game. He is running a great offense. He is innovative with his defense. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They will keep their winstreak going. Get your popcorn ready.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I think that Spicy Chicharrones (BOT) will be dominant here. The young DE is going to destroy the offense.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 12. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 285.8! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 7. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 106.2! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 27.2!

Winning pleases everyone.

Coyotes fans are ecstatic this week after their team thumped the Birddogs. Maurice Fuchs said of his team, ‘We game them hell, just like we wanted to.’

Meet media's new darling: Gilbert Guitar (BOT) - G.

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Norfolk have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Gilbert Guitar (BOT) - G. Gilbert Guitar (BOT) - G is everywhere in the Norfolk media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Guitar (BOT) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Seawolves are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 6: RB Willier Miller (R) (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Miller (R) (C)'s 34 att, 161 yds, 0 TD performance against the Portland Pythons. Miller (R) (C) from Ohio State was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Miller (R) (C) now has 561 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: SS Humphrey Harmonica (GM) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Harmonica (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Seawolves 34-24 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Humphrey has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Seawolves Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 6

Coyotes - 21, Birddogs - 13
Luchadores - 23, Buccaneers - 14
Seawolves - 34, Grey Ducks - 24
Royals - 19, Pythons - 0

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I do not think you get very far against their defense. They are 4th in sacks with 9. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 18.4. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 81.2 yards per game. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 4th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
In this game, everything points to that The Seawolves' offense goes through Hot Chocolate (R) - RB. When he is at his best, the Seawolves offense is like a well oiled machine.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 11. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 298.4! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 5. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 96! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 28!

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Surely, the Grey Ducks win. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. This may be one for the ages.

Week 5: RB Sherwin Blue Jr. (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sherwin Blue Jr.. His 23 att, 105 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 33 to 17 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Arizona State University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 445 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: SS Humphrey Harmonica (GM) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Humphrey Harmonica (GM) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Harmonica (GM) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Pythons - 21, Birddogs - 10
Grey Ducks - 28, Luchadores - 14
Coyotes - 33, Buccaneers - 17
Seawolves - 34, Royals - 17

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
All aboard the Grey Ducks hypetrain. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Do not sleep on this defense. They are 5th in sacks with 7. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 19.5. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 85.2 yards per game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
For this game, the film shows that Quack the Ripper (BOT) - DT is going to wreck havoc for the Grey Ducks defense. It might be a high scoring game.

Ben Goodwood - RB is playing great!

Ben Goodwood - RB is looking amazing out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such outstanding football, he’s got a shot at becoming on of the greats

Week 4: QB Painted Penguin (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Painted Penguin threw 4 touchdowns, completing 27 of 33 passes for 269 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Penguin, has seen some impressive numbers including 8 touchdown passes this season.

Week 4: LB Brian Duke (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Duke absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 38-20 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Grey Ducks - 45, Birddogs - 25
Luchadores - 34, Pythons - 20
Royals - 28, Buccaneers - 16
Coyotes - 38, Seawolves - 20

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
You got to like this offense. They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league in passes of more than 20 yards. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 3.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
In this game, everyone agrees that Barkevious Mingo (BOT) will be dominant here. The young LB is going to destroy the offense.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Look for them to continue their winstreak. This will be a great game to watch.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
But it will be a close game.

Week 3: RB Ben Goodwood (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 3's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Ben Goodwood. His 26 att, 275 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 34 to 14 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former None gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 415 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 3: CB Charlie Brown (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Charlie Brown (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Brown (R) finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Birddogs - 17, Seawolves - 14
Royals - 31, Luchadores - 12
Pythons - 34, Buccaneers - 14
Grey Ducks - 31, Coyotes - 10

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
Lots of points scored.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They field one of the most underestimated defenses.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
They will keep their winstreak going.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
When you consider the two rosters, there is no way around that Brian Duke - LB is going to wreck havoc for the Coyotes defense. I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Week 2: RB Jake Williams (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Williams (R)'s 19 att, 163 yds, 2 TD performance against the Tijuana Luchadores. Williams (R) from University of Oregon was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Williams (R) now has 276 Rushing Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: LB Camron Washington (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Camron Washington of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Washington finished with 3 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 27, Buccaneers - 25
Seawolves - 34, Luchadores - 24
Royals - 24, Grey Ducks - 9
Coyotes - 33, Pythons - 13

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, it seems clear that the offense will not be able to contain Clarence Clarinet (BOT) - DT. He will destroy them. It may even be a blow out.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
You got to like this offense. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at how the teams match up, a good bet is that Ben Breezy (GM) - LB is a guy who will determine the result of the game. He supersharges their defense.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
The Luchadores are for real!

Oasis every reporter's dream

According to social media statistics in Portland, all the media appearances of Haloick Oasis - LB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. Haloick Oasis is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 1: RB Jake Williams (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Williams (R)'s 29 att, 113 yds, 1 TD, 2 rec, 14 yds, 1 TD performance against the Dallas Birddogs. Williams (R) from University of Oregon was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Williams (R) now has 113 Rushing Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: DE Stryker Brown (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Brown absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 27-13 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 7 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 33, Birddogs - 14
Seawolves - 27, Buccaneers - 13
Grey Ducks - 27, Pythons - 19
Coyotes - 28, Royals - 14

Player Release

The Minnesota Grey Ducks have released The Incredible Bulk - FB.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 8 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 7 votes)

South South: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 12 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 6 votes)

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at the two rosters, I suspect that they will not be able to contain Moby Duck (GM) - DT. He will destroy them.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
In the context of this game, a good bet is that Rockbot Rockbo will have an impact. He is one of the best WR's in the league. He will have a great day and be critical in this game.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
I do not think people realize how good this defense is.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
I find it hard to bet against coach William Shipley. He always has them well prepared. He makes great offensive adjustments. Defensively he makes great adjustments.

LB Romeo Oreo (R) (N/A) has retired!

LB Romeo Oreo (R) (56 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR Bobby Jacuzzi
WR Ronnie Shanahan (R)
WR Kevin Mason (R)
WR Shinichi Kudo
WR Lucas McCron (R)
LB Ruff Day (BOT)
LB Jake TheDog (GM)
LB Banded Krait (BOT)
LB Tree Bark (GM)
LB TwoDucks In'Atrenchcoat (BOT)
LB Hunter Cloud (R)

DE Able Archer (N/A) has retired!

DE Able Archer (71 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (KCC) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Kansas City Coyotes drafted I I #1 overall in the 2053 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Coyotes general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. Respected for his good behavior on the field. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Just what the organization needs.

Pick 2: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Pick 3: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. In addition to his own role, this kid doubles as glue. He makes everyone on the field play as a team. Liked by coaches and teammates. Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. 'Team player', this is the correct term for him. He makes everyone around him better. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
In addition to his own role, this kid doubles as glue. He makes everyone on the field play as a team. No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. Respected for his good behavior on the field. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. He is driven by the love of the sport. Liked by coaches and teammates. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Pick 9: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Liked by coaches and teammates. Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 10: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: LB
London Royals: CB LB DE
Minnesota Grey Ducks: T
Portland Pythons: WR DE
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: FS
Dallas Birddogs: G C LB
Norfolk Seawolves: RB C TE DT SS
Tijuana Luchadores: G C DT DE

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Kansas City Coyotes own first overall.

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 2: London Royals
Pick 3: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Other retirements

QB I I (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (16 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Victor King (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Randy Randy (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 5 att, 21 yds, 0 TD
FB Gussicus Bussicus III (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 9 att, 21 yds, 0 TD, 3 rec, 18 yds, 1 TD
FB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (27 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Blocka Waka (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 34 Pancakes
G The Cook (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Pancakes
G LON DON (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Pancakes
G THE GREAT (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 22 Pancakes
G I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Adam Mellbott (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Pancakes
G I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Swantavius Payne (62 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Pancakes
T Mag Loob (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 9 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Mag Loob (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C OL Yeah (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Pancakes
C I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Anderson Duncan (50 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 8 yds, 0 TD
TE Skratch Broke (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE John Halo (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 1 rec, 12 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Ezra Williams (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 1 rec, 9 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Timothy Rose (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 17 rec, 61 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE PeachEmoji ClapEmoji (BOT) (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Dan Daniel (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 45 rec, 517 yds, 1 TD
WR Landen Segrest (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Cornelius King III (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Cornelius King III (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Jose Cortales (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 23 yds, 0 TD
WR Zach Baker (49 ovr) : Career stats: 23 rec, 253 yds, 2 TD
WR Jeff Jefferson (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 16 rec, 120 yds, 2 TD
WR I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Anthony Stark (61 ovr) : Career stats: 57 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int
CB Richard Skinns (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 30 Tck
CB Doc Holiday (46 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Drakocarr Sunazzo (51 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Barkevious Mingo (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Tck, 1 Int
LB Ryan Fleacrest (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 45 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF
LB Julius Squaesar (BOT) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 35 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Blk FG, 1 FR
LB ILove Sebster (BOT) (34 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Mac Encheez (R) (62 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Tck, 2 Sck
DT Charles Fryar (R) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 18 Tck
DT Baron von Woofenstein (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 7 Tck
DT Mac Encheez (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Common Garter (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 47 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 FF
DT Slow Eagle (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 34 Tck, 1 FR
DT Jahvid Nest (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 5 Tck
DT Thing One (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (37 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (36 ovr) : Career stats:
DE - Thwomp (R) (59 ovr) : Career stats:
DE - Thwomp (R) (59 ovr) : Career stats:
DE - Thwomp (R) (58 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Nineducks In'Atrenchcoat (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR
DE Woofer Fetchwell (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 51 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 FR
DE Also InDa Trenches (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Three Peat (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck
DE I I (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS South Paw (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Jonathan Blob (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Tck, 1 Int
FS Phillip King (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 29 Tck, 2 Int
FS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (40 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Dick Mahoney (GM) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF
SS Augustine Sprout (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 37 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR
SS South Paw (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int
SS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
SS I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (30 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

G Trey Wey (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Trey Wey (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Pancakes

FS Titus Samson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Titus Samson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 109 Tck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 1 FR

WR Alex Armstrong (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Alex Armstrong has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 154 rec, 2214 yds, 15 TD

K Ruud van Nistelrooy (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Ruud van Nistelrooy (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13/18 FG

WR Abe Froman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Abe Froman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 rec, 555 yds, 4 TD

LB - Ganyu (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB - Ganyu has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 169 Tck, 5 Sck, 4 FF, 4 FR

T Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 123 Pancakes

DE Draft Steal (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Draft Steal has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 11 Sck, 5 FF, 3 FR

WR Ttollem Mada (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ttollem Mada (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD

TE Nacho Mahcho Man (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Nacho Mahcho Man has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 112 rec, 1126 yds, 8 TD

CB Simon The Frog (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Simon The Frog has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 185 Tck, 1 Sck, 5 Int, 5 FF, 3 FR

RB Spencer Rasmus (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Spencer Rasmus has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 167 att, 720 yds, 9 TD, 14 rec, 65 yds, 1 TD

RB Ains Ool Gown (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ains Ool Gown has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 att, 642 yds, 7 TD, 58 rec, 840 yds, 8 TD

DE Chim Rickles (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Chim Rickles has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 22 Sck, 9 FF, 3 FR

FB Adebayo Akinfenwa (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Adebayo Akinfenwa (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 att, 122 yds, 0 TD, 12 rec, 39 yds, 0 TD

CB Russet Buster (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Russet Buster has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 191 Tck, 10 Int, 2 Def TD, 6 FF, 2 FR

CB Art Deco (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Art Deco (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 6 Int, 2 Def TD, 3 FF, 1 FR

RB Zane Cold (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Zane Cold has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 856 att, 3912 yds, 27 TD, 42 rec, 281 yds, 2 TD

DT Patty Pumpernickel (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Patty Pumpernickel (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22 Tck

WR Louis Blondin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Louis Blondin has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 183 rec, 2434 yds, 19 TD

WR Toucan Sam (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Toucan Sam has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 251 rec, 4242 yds, 33 TD

K Swantavius King (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Swantavius King (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22/25 FG

LB Spottie O'Dopaliscious (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Spottie O'Dopaliscious has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 191 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Int, 5 FF

T Dane Johnson Jr (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Dane Johnson Jr has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 120 Pancakes

G InDa Trenches (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G InDa Trenches (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

DT Royal Highness (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Royal Highness (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck, 3 Sck

SS Hands Solo (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Hands Solo (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 2 FR

T Beeger Yoshi (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Beeger Yoshi (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43 Pancakes

FB Big Blocker (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Big Blocker (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3 att, 14 yds, 0 TD

C WALL OF (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C WALL OF (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

LB Tuba Deucks (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Tuba Deucks (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 Int

CB Ace McAlister (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Ace McAlister has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 113 Tck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 2 FR

C Duck Tape (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Duck Tape (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Pancakes

DE Joey Din (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Joey Din has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 20 Sck, 5 FF, 2 FR

K Theo Lariat (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Theo Lariat has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48/59 FG

WR 'Captain' Billy Stinkwater (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR 'Captain' Billy Stinkwater has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 132 rec, 2181 yds, 16 TD

G Nagini Kaa (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Nagini Kaa (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Pancakes

FS Tom Taylor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Tom Taylor has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 2 Sck, 4 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

G Hisschel Pviper (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Hisschel Pviper (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Pancakes

T Stevie Licks (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Stevie Licks (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Pancakes

C Rocky Balboa (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Rocky Balboa (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 77 Pancakes

LB Puff Adder (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Puff Adder (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

T Amazon Tree-Boa (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Amazon Tree-Boa (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Pancakes

FB Michael Patrick Porkins (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Michael Patrick Porkins has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 141 att, 721 yds, 7 TD, 32 rec, 244 yds, 2 TD

LB Johnny Delusional (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Johnny Delusional has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 93 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

TE Herc Kirkby (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Herc Kirkby has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 161 rec, 1564 yds, 12 TD

WR Darius Bailey (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Darius Bailey has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 157 rec, 2205 yds, 18 TD

T A Kicker (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T A Kicker has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 248 Pancakes

DE George Fantobens (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE George Fantobens has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 183 Tck, 45 Sck, 1 Sfty, 15 FF, 3 FR

G James Earl Bones (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G James Earl Bones (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Pancakes

T Titan Lum (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Titan Lum (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

G - Chewbarca (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G - Chewbarca (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Pancakes

C Jabba The Mutt (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Jabba The Mutt (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 80 Pancakes

WR Air Bud (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Air Bud (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 rec, 480 yds, 3 TD

CB Robo Pup (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Robo Pup (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Tck, 1 Sck

K Double Doink (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Double Doink has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 69/87 FG

DT Ignacio Desoto (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ignacio Desoto (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

FS Regina Ferraro (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Regina Ferraro (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck, 2 Sck, 3 Int

C Draco Fireshire (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Draco Fireshire (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Pancakes

WR Bruh Moment (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Bruh Moment (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2 rec, 11 yds, 0 TD

CB Rigby Bot (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Rigby Bot (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Tck, 6 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

QB Ozamataz Buckshank (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Ozamataz Buckshank has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 746/1286, 9060 yds, 45 TD

K Coy Ote (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Coy Ote (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 7/10 FG

RB Kumquat Archipelago (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kumquat Archipelago (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 182 att, 901 yds, 7 TD, 20 rec, 294 yds, 2 TD

QB Christian Marciano (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Christian Marciano has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 862/1421, 10424 yds, 67 TD

WR Derrick Armstrong (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Derrick Armstrong has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 168 rec, 2404 yds, 12 TD

FS Matthew Bee (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Matthew Bee has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

DT Daddy Edd (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Daddy Edd (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 Tck, 1 FF

G Chino Yepez (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Chino Yepez (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

SS Rufus McGillicuddy (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Rufus McGillicuddy (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 5 Tck, 1 Int

T Sawyer Stern (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Sawyer Stern (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43 Pancakes

SS Marcus Rush (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Marcus Rush (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 2 Int

K Jonathon Redding (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jonathon Redding (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 6/10 FG

DE Robot Gyles Marret.exe (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Robot Gyles Marret.exe (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck, 2 FF

WR Jazz Ferguson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jazz Ferguson (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20 rec, 164 yds, 1 TD

LB Glenn Stockton (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Glenn Stockton (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 Tck, 16 Sck, 2 Int, 3 FF

TE Nabeel Syed (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Nabeel Syed has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 rec, 112 yds, 0 TD

SS Colin Kramer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Colin Kramer has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 256 Tck, 10 Sck, 4 Int, 5 FF, 2 FR

RB Owen Williams (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Owen Williams (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23 att, 96 yds, 1 TD, 5 rec, 16 yds, 1 TD

TE Jake Endson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Jake Endson has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 174 rec, 1561 yds, 8 TD

WR Lucius Salem (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Lucius Salem has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 184 rec, 2816 yds, 12 TD

WR Erwin Kemp (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Erwin Kemp has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 204 rec, 2381 yds, 14 TD

LB Drew Baker (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Drew Baker has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Demetrius Matthews (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Demetrius Matthews has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 88 Tck, 5 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

SS Jon Montroy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Jon Montroy has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 226 Tck, 5 Sck, 6 Int, 2 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

K Ian Cole III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Ian Cole III has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34/42 FG

RB James Rivers Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB James Rivers Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 92 att, 371 yds, 3 TD

RB Rab Thecrab (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Rab Thecrab (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 254 att, 1254 yds, 18 TD, 23 rec, 248 yds, 0 TD

TE Barry Badman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Barry Badman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 rec, 538 yds, 5 TD

WR David Morales (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR David Morales (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 rec, 761 yds, 1 TD

CB Rookie Sensation (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Rookie Sensation has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 231 Tck, 2 Sck, 14 Int, 2 Def TD, 5 FF, 1 FR

CB Cob Corning (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Cob Corning (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 Tck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Tyron Brackenridge Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Tyron Brackenridge Jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 180 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

DT Mistah Freddy (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Mistah Freddy (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

FS BCY Jordan (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS BCY Jordan (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF

DE Olajide Olatunji (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Olajide Olatunji has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR