2054 Ultimini

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2054 Ultimini.

The final score was Coyotes 44 - 20 Seawolves.

Creg Jerrith IV - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Synystyr Gates (R) - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Norfolk Seawolves have defeated the Dallas Birddogs in the 2054 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Seawolves 30 - 27 Birddogs.

Hot Chocolate - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Kenny McCormick - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2054 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Grey Ducks 21 - 31 Coyotes.

Clint Mustache (R) - TE had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense James Batista (R) - DE had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Week 14: RB Sherwin Blue Jr. (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 14's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sherwin Blue Jr.. His 27 att, 160 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 36 to 23 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Arizona State University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1293 Yards and 11 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 14: DE Ryan Lawrence (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Ryan Lawrence (R) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Lawrence (R) finished with 2 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Birddogs - 31, Royals - 27
Coyotes - 36, Luchadores - 23
Grey Ducks - 44, Buccaneers - 28
Seawolves - 43, Pythons - 14

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Seawolves are overhyped. They are who we thought they were. This may be one for the ages.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
This will be a great game to watch.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
I do not think their offense gets enough credit. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 21. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 14. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 182.1! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 24.6! Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
Look for them to continue their winstreak. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Week 13: RB Sherwin Blue Jr. (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 13's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sherwin Blue Jr.. His 32 att, 124 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 45 to 27 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Arizona State University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1133 Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: LB Big Bad Wolf (GM) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Big Bad Wolf (GM) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Wolf (GM) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 45, Birddogs - 27
Luchadores - 31, Buccaneers - 21
Seawolves - 34, Grey Ducks - 16
Pythons - 27, Royals - 24

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Look for them to continue their winstreak. But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
For this match up, I think that Julius McMiller will be dominant here. He is getting paid to deliver in exactly these kinds of games. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I really like their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 33. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 19. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 111.2 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 9. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I just really like the way they coach in Minnesota. Head coach Brandon Pena is doing great things. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is innovative with his defense. He is preparation and gameplanning is great.

Bondi Beach Buccaneers upset the Kansas City Coyotes!

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers fans are celebrating after the Buccaneers took down the Kansas City Coyotes.
In a superb effort the Buccaneers kept at it, and brought home the win. The Coyotes are widely considered to be the better of the two programs, but with the Buccaneers winning the fans are hoping that the Buccaneers will soon be able to dance with the big boys.

Week 12: QB Gore Done Ram Say (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback Gore Done Ram Say has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Grey Ducks defeated the Tijuana Luchadores, 28 to 28. Ram Say did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 28 of 49 passes for 436 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 20 to 11, and a passer rating of 87.5.

Week 12: LB Liv Elsathelookout (R) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Elsathelookout (R) absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 31-28 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 7 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Birddogs - 31, Pythons - 28
Grey Ducks - 28, Luchadores - 28
Buccaneers - 27, Coyotes - 22
Seawolves - 34, Royals - 14

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
In this game, it seems obvious that the key is whether they can contain Howard Coward (R) - RB. If not, he will destroy them. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Jim Nox : London Royals
I am sure head coach Albert Rivera has something up his sleeve for this game. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
This offense is likely to step up this week. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 183.3! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 22.9! Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Lane (BOT) every reporter's dream

A flurry of media appearances by Frosty Lane (BOT) have blanketed the airwaves recently. The media presense of Frosty Lane (BOT) - DT is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Birddogs are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Lane (BOT) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Birddogs.

Week 11: DT Sir Tywrell Xah'Aawrone (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Xah'Aawrone (R) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 31-17 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 3 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 11: RB Lord Farquaads (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 11's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lord Farquaads (R). His 31 att, 109 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 30 to 13 victory for the London Royals.

The former University of Duloc gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1254 Yards and 13 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Grey Ducks - 31, Birddogs - 17
Luchadores - 16, Pythons - 16
Royals - 30, Buccaneers - 13
Seawolves - 34, Coyotes - 10

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
I love what they are doing in Kansas City coaching-wise. Head coach Maurice Fuchs is a major reason they will win this game. He is running a great offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
This is a very good offense. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 19. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 268.6! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 130.5! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 26.1!

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
This game will be so very entertaining.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Do not throw statistics at me! The Coyotes win because they are the better team. But it will be a close game.

Wananapaoa (R) media buzz

Turns out Norfolk local media have jumped on the Toad Wananapaoa (R) hypetrain. The media presense of Toad Wananapaoa (R) - LB is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Seawolves are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Wananapaoa (R) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Seawolves.

Week 10: RB Lord Farquaads (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Farquaads (R)'s 28 att, 114 yds, 2 TD performance against the Tijuana Luchadores. Farquaads (R) from University of Duloc was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Farquaads (R) now has 1145 Rushing Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: FS Julius McMiller (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Julius McMiller of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. McMiller finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Seawolves - 24, Birddogs - 17
Royals - 31, Luchadores - 14
Pythons - 30, Buccaneers - 24
Coyotes - 17, Grey Ducks - 15

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I do not think you get very far against their defense. They are 4th in sacks with 22. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 18.4. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 258.7 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 114.8 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 9. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at how the teams match up, I think a good bet is that Hands Solo (GM) - SS will be a key figure in this game. There is a reason they are paying him this much. They will expect him to deliver this week. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
This will really be a statement win.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
You heard it here first.

Bondi Beach Buccaneers Catch the Dallas Birddogs by surprise!

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers fans are celebrating after the Buccaneers took down the Dallas Birddogs.
In a fantastic effort the Buccaneers brought home the win against a superior opponent. The supporters of the Buccaneers are taking the victory as evidence that the team is only a couple of seasons away from being a top program, if they can keep progressing and developing their program.

Week 9: RB Tyler One (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Tyler One (R). His 27 att, 150 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 20 to 7 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former Central Methodist University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1075 Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: FS Julius McMiller (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS McMiller's ball hawking ability was on display in the Seawolves 39-31 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 2 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Julius has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Seawolves Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 9

Buccaneers - 16, Birddogs - 10
Seawolves - 39, Luchadores - 31
Grey Ducks - 34, Royals - 10
Pythons - 20, Coyotes - 7

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
In this game, you would be a fool not to think Hands Solo (GM) - SS will run circles around the offense. This is going to be great to watch.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Shipley has them prepared for this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
I think their offense is really good. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 16. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 270! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 140.5! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29.6!

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I see them winning again this week.

Winning pleases everyone.

Birddogs fans are celebrating this week after their team shellacked the Luchadores. Wade Sager said of his team, This is promising, this is where we want to be as a team.’

Week 8: RB Henry Oswald-Newman (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 8's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Henry Oswald-Newman. His 18 att, 206 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 27 to 24 victory for the Norfolk Seawolves.

The former Sacramento State University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 698 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 8: FS Julius McMiller (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Julius McMiller of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. McMiller finished with 6 Tck, 4 Int.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Birddogs - 24, Luchadores - 17
Seawolves - 27, Buccaneers - 24
Grey Ducks - 23, Pythons - 20
Coyotes - 20, Royals - 7

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
I just really like the way they coach in Portland. Head coach William Shipley is doing great things. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense. This may be where we see their true colors.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Their win streak will not be broken in this game.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at the two rosters, I think that Mr. Forty-Two (GM) - SS can drive quarterbacks crazy. Look for him to dominate.

Week 7: RB Lord Farquaads (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Farquaads (R)'s 30 att, 244 yds, 3 TD performance against the Dallas Birddogs. Farquaads (R) from University of Duloc was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Farquaads (R) now has 884 Rushing Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Haloick Haloick (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Haloick absolutely dominated in the Pythons 27-17 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 12 Tck, 1 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 41, Birddogs - 10
Coyotes - 45, Luchadores - 10
Grey Ducks - 28, Buccaneers - 28
Pythons - 27, Seawolves - 17

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
You got to like this defense. They are 4th in sacks with 16. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 19.3. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 214.5 per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 5. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 4th in forced fumbles. This game will be so very entertaining.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
They will be angry after losing that last game. They will be fired up to win here. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at how the teams match up, it is likely that the key for the offense is to contain Hands Solo (GM) - SS. I do not think they will succeed and he will blow the game wide open.

Week 6: RB Gucci Gurley (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 6's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Gucci Gurley. His 14 att, 108 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 55 to 28 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former Notre Dame gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 467 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: FS Xavier Frost (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Frost (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 35-24 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

"Xavier has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 6

Birddogs - 24, Coyotes - 17
Luchadores - 55, Buccaneers - 28
Grey Ducks - 35, Seawolves - 24
Pythons - 35, Royals - 21

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at the teams, you would be a fool not to think Coyotes got to love fielding an defense with Hands Solo (GM) - SS. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at the two rosters, my line of thinking is that Hands Solo (GM) is going to have a field day. He is among the better SS's in the league. He will have a great day and be critical in this game.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Do not sleep on this offense. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 10. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 268.4! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 9. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 152.2! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 31!

Week 5: LB Fronky Fresh (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Fronky Fresh (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Fresh (R) finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Week 5: RB Sherwin Blue Jr. (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sherwin Blue Jr.. His 23 att, 131 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 41 to 24 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Arizona State University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 477 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Pythons - 31, Birddogs - 10
Grey Ducks - 31, Luchadores - 6
Coyotes - 41, Buccaneers - 24
Seawolves - 20, Royals - 6

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager puts them over the top in this game. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is doing some clever things with his defense. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
In this game, everyone knows that the offense will struggle to counter Mai Schneider (GM) - SS. Watch out for him. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
The Pythons are the real deal. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Week 4: LB Musgrave Rage (GM) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Musgrave Rage (GM) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Rage (GM) finished with 16 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int.

Week 4: RB Lord Farquaads (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 4's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lord Farquaads (R). His 30 att, 144 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 27 to 14 victory for the London Royals.

The former University of Duloc gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 464 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Birddogs - 23, Grey Ducks - 17
Luchadores - 21, Pythons - 20
Royals - 27, Buccaneers - 14
Coyotes - 41, Seawolves - 0

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I think a good bet is that Grey Ducks got to love fielding an defense with Mr. Forty-Two (GM) - SS. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant. A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at the teams, it is likely that Wälter Gunther (R) (C) - LB needs to show up, but if he does the Grey Ducks defense is very stingy. They greatly outscore them here.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I think their offense will carry them. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 230! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 5. They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 28!

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
One of the most underestimated defenses. They are 1st in sacks with 14. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 12. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 196.3 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 104 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 4. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Week 3: RB Tyler One (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after One (R)'s 19 att, 230 yds, 1 TD performance against the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. One (R) from Central Methodist University was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

One (R) now has 415 Rushing Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 3: FS Notso Smart (R) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Smart (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Birddogs 26-13 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Notso has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Birddogs Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 3

Birddogs - 26, Seawolves - 13
Royals - 33, Luchadores - 17
Pythons - 34, Buccaneers - 24
Grey Ducks - 31, Coyotes - 14

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
You just have to look at their defense. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
For this game, my best guess is that South Paw (BOT) - FS is the guy to watch. His paycheck alone should give that away. He will be great to watch. Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
I just really like the way they coach in Dallas. Head coach Wade Sager is doing great things. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is doing some clever things with his defense. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game. This will be a very up and down affair.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
You got to like this offense. Expect a great game.

Week 2: QB Creg Jerrith IV (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Kansas City Coyotes' Creg Jerrith IV threw 3 touchdowns, completing 25 of 41 passes for 383 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Jerrith IV, has seen some impressive numbers including 5 touchdown passes this season.

Week 2: LB Jimmy Crystal (GM) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Jimmy Crystal (GM) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Crystal (GM) finished with 13 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 29, Buccaneers - 14
Luchadores - 30, Seawolves - 10
Grey Ducks - 31, Royals - 17
Coyotes - 31, Pythons - 30

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
They will get another win this week. It may come down to the wire though.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Do not sleep on this defense. A double digit win.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I find it hard to bet against coach Maurice Fuchs. He always has them well prepared. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Clues (BOT) every reporter's dream

A person in the Birddogs' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Blues Clues (BOT) - TE. Blues Clues (BOT) - TE is everywhere in the Dallas media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Clues (BOT) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Birddogs are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 1: QB NCADV RAINN (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' NCADV RAINN threw 6 touchdowns, completing 18 of 31 passes for 307 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Tijuana Luchadores.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for RAINN, has seen some impressive numbers including 6 touchdown passes this season.

Week 1: CB Scoobert Doobert (GM) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Scoobert Doobert (GM) of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Doobert (GM) finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Birddogs - 59, Luchadores - 9
Seawolves - 44, Buccaneers - 16
Pythons - 24, Grey Ducks - 22
Coyotes - 28, Royals - 7

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Kansas City Coyotes with 10 votes (Runner up: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 6 votes)

South South: Norfolk Seawolves with 9 votes (Runner up: Tijuana Luchadores with 8 votes)

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
They will get back in the winning column this week.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
It might be a high scoring game.

Jim Nox : London Royals
This will really be a statement win.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
This is a very good defense. This will really be a statement win.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR Butter Bean (BOT)
WR Tommy Allen (R)
WR Patrick Collins (R)

DE - Thwomp (N/A) has retired!

DE - Thwomp (67 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB Grayson Yates (N/A) has retired!

QB Grayson Yates (69 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (BBB) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Bondi Beach Buccaneers drafted I I #1 overall in the 2054 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Buccaneers general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. I want this kid on my team. He understands his role on the field, and how it fits in with what everyone else is doing. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 2: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Not afraid to lead. Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Well liked in the locker room. Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Pick 3: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
If you want to win, you have to get players like this kid. Make the pick and watch as teams below you frown.

Pick 4: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
If you want to win, you have to get players like this kid. Make the pick and watch as teams below you frown.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Pick 5: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Jim Nox: I I - QB
No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He plays well with others. He understands there is a reason for each assignment on every play. Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
'Team player', this is the correct term for him. He makes everyone around him better. Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. The guy has gets along with everyone. No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Pick 8: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. I want this kid on my team. He understands his role on the field, and how it fits in with what everyone else is doing. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
A real leader! Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Pick 9: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. The guy has gets along with everyone. Just what the organization needs.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 10: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: LB DE
London Royals: LB DE
Minnesota Grey Ducks: C WR
Portland Pythons: LB DT SS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: RB T FS
Dallas Birddogs: G C DT
Tijuana Luchadores: CB DT DE SS

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Bondi Beach Buccaneers own first overall.

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 2: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 3: Portland Pythons
Pick 4: London Royals
Pick 5: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 8: Kansas City Coyotes

Other retirements

QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (16 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Gavin Kushers (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Jack R. (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 8 att, 25 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (28 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Swanty Pants (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 30 Pancakes
G I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G THE GREAT WALL (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Pancakes
G I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T William Snakespeare (GM) (64 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Pancakes
T Common Garter (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 18 Pancakes
T I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Getsum Pancakes (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C OF LONDON (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Pancakes
C - Chewbarca (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Dillion Whopper (R) (38 ovr) : Career stats: 7 Pancakes
C I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Mister Hogmally (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 58 rec, 388 yds, 2 TD
TE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Dick Flowers (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Harrison Holt (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Peachemoji Handemoji (GM) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 10 rec, 64 yds, 0 TD
TE Mike Stallworth (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 7 rec, 34 yds, 2 TD
TE Luka Magic (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 4 rec, 26 yds, 0 TD
TE Johnny Rex Nelson (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 6 rec, 45 yds, 0 TD
TE Trey Branch (R) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 28 rec, 153 yds, 0 TD
TE Mike Donovan (R) (38 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 12 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Air Bud II (F) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 8 rec, 97 yds, 0 TD
WR Jesse Thorne (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Martin Richards (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 12 rec, 86 yds, 0 TD
WR Bruh Moment (F) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR CJ Jones (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 20 rec, 219 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Robo Pup II (F) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Greg Givens (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF
CB Scoobert Doobert (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Andrae Washington (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Lamarcus Thompson (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 55 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF
CB Hans R. Stone (44 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Tck, 1 Int
LB Max Van Reign (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Tck, 1 FR
LB Bruce Buckley Jr. (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 92 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 2 FR
LB Rip Scorely (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FR
LB Dustin Hamilton (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 62 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF
LB Ducky Donkey (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 52 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR
DT Fat Jack (R) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Tck, 2 Sck
DT Bunk McDunk (R) (58 ovr) : Career stats: 9 Tck
DT Baron von Woofenstein (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Dolphin Sounds (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
DT I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (37 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Super Fanto (GM) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 80 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR
DE Droolius Caesar II (F) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Bay Thoven II (F) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Johnny Sins (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck
DE Nils Hottenrother (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Big Time Mutiny (GM) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck
DE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Buddy Little (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Pang Tong (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Ken Schaffenhausen (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 18 Tck
SS I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

FS Timo Gamble (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Timo Gamble has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

CB Moussa Sy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Moussa Sy has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD

RB Edward Coats (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Edward Coats has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 139 att, 518 yds, 2 TD, 14 rec, 77 yds, 0 TD

QB Bageshwari Singh (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Bageshwari Singh has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 814/1475, 9950 yds, 62 TD

TE American Boot (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE American Boot (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 106 rec, 1727 yds, 17 TD

DT Nathan Meagher (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Nathan Meagher (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 1 FR

G Trench Warfare (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Trench Warfare has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Pancakes

K Alfonso Dos Santos (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Alfonso Dos Santos has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45/53 FG

CB Raffaele Tommasi (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Raffaele Tommasi (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Tck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

SS Daniel Sturgeon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Daniel Sturgeon has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 125 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

WR Leek Mai-Heinous (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Leek Mai-Heinous has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 rec, 2181 yds, 16 TD

WR Rerry Jice (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Rerry Jice (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 rec, 604 yds, 1 TD

RB Orange Justice (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Orange Justice has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 582 att, 2611 yds, 24 TD, 56 rec, 603 yds, 3 TD

CB Cuttino Mobley (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Cuttino Mobley has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 252 Tck, 1 Sck, 13 Int, 3 Def TD, 8 FF, 2 FR

RB Mogus Sus (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Mogus Sus (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 7 att, 11 yds, 0 TD

K Josh Carlson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Josh Carlson (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25/30 FG

FS Joe Ruddy (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Joe Ruddy (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF

G J.T. Kurbis (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G J.T. Kurbis (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 Pancakes

WR Zaphod Beeblebrox (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Zaphod Beeblebrox (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 rec, 916 yds, 4 TD

DT Tyrod Iverson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Tyrod Iverson (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck

DT Smitty Oom (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Smitty Oom (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Tck, 1 FF

DE Jean-Ralphio Saperstein (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Jean-Ralphio Saperstein (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Tck, 21 Sck, 4 FF, 3 FR

DE Justin Cloud (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Justin Cloud (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Tampa Hawthorne (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Tampa Hawthorne has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 151 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

LB Fred Edison (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Fred Edison (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 2 FR

K Coy Ote (F) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Coy Ote (F) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 16/20 FG

CB Bash Bros (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bash Bros (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck, 3 Int

FS What is Jeopardy (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS What is Jeopardy (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 1 Int

FB Leandre Diarra (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Leandre Diarra (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 att, 255 yds, 0 TD, 11 rec, 27 yds, 4 TD

QB Kaguya Shinomiya (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Kaguya Shinomiya has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1042/1783, 12095 yds, 77 TD

TE Deuce Dawkins (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Deuce Dawkins (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20 rec, 123 yds, 0 TD

G Friar Tuck (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Friar Tuck (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Pancakes

C Little John (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Little John (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Pancakes

DT Lucky Pulls (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Lucky Pulls (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 Tck, 1 FR

SS Inbe Tweener (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Inbe Tweener (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF

DE Harley Andrews (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Harley Andrews (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF

CB Fairy de Pengu (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Fairy de Pengu has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 334 Tck, 9 Int, 2 Def TD, 1 Blk FG, 7 FF, 2 FR

RB Ceti Pyxis (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ceti Pyxis (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 176 att, 749 yds, 7 TD, 16 rec, 179 yds, 0 TD

RB Kawai Bartok (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kawai Bartok has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 818 att, 3673 yds, 38 TD, 68 rec, 851 yds, 6 TD

LB Futa Shinkawa (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Futa Shinkawa (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 FF

C Longrod Von Hugendong (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Longrod Von Hugendong has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Pancakes

WR Lane Frost II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Lane Frost II has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 278 rec, 4510 yds, 26 TD

K Josepi The Great (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Josepi The Great (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18/27 FG

TE Eeeeeeee phenssta (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Eeeeeeee phenssta (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 rec, 553 yds, 2 TD

RB Sconnie McSix (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Sconnie McSix (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 261 att, 1279 yds, 6 TD, 23 rec, 131 yds, 0 TD

RB William Groves (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB William Groves has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 416 att, 1810 yds, 26 TD, 97 rec, 752 yds, 6 TD

DT Effoff IamYeti (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Effoff IamYeti (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF

WR Adison Bond (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Adison Bond has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 125 rec, 1190 yds, 8 TD

DE Kellan Frost (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Kellan Frost has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 134 Tck, 27 Sck, 5 FF, 1 FR

C Lets Win (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Lets Win (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 Pancakes

LB Jack McPherson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Jack McPherson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 120 Tck, 2 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

CB Graham Harper (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Graham Harper (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF

RB Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 358 att, 1478 yds, 19 TD, 17 rec, 103 yds, 1 TD

SS Adam Graves (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Adam Graves has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 111 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF

CB Tae Dawson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tae Dawson (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Spot RoboDog (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Spot RoboDog has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 337 Tck, 24 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 10 FF, 2 FR

RB Franz Trinkenschuh (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Franz Trinkenschuh (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 att, 130 yds, 0 TD, 9 rec, 61 yds, 0 TD

K Stevie Licks (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Stevie Licks (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26/39 FG

DT Xavier Valorian (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Xavier Valorian (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 13 Sck

CB Justin Krause (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Justin Krause (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Tck, 3 Int, 4 FF, 4 FR

G Reid Overton (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Reid Overton (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43 Pancakes

FS Poopoo Inpee (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Poopoo Inpee (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Tck, 4 Sck, 5 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

RB Michaelangelo McTurtle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Michaelangelo McTurtle has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 647 att, 2997 yds, 22 TD, 125 rec, 1072 yds, 5 TD

QB Elessar Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Elessar Jones has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 582/952, 6534 yds, 58 TD

G Joe Barrier (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Joe Barrier (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

DE Johnathon Genuine (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Johnathon Genuine (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Tck, 5 Sck, 5 FF, 1 FR

FS Titty Juana (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Titty Juana has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FR

FS Talen Farrens (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Talen Farrens has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 209 Tck, 9 Sck, 11 Int, 1 Def TD, 8 FF, 1 FR

LB Mason Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Mason Jones has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 381 Tck, 35 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 8 FF, 1 FR

LB So-Much Jazz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB So-Much Jazz has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 141 Tck, 2 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

DT Solace Avenger (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Solace Avenger has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 96 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Sam Sung (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Sam Sung has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 216 Tck, 14 Sck, 6 FF, 1 FR

C Hissy Pants (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Hissy Pants (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

T Puff Adder (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Puff Adder (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Pancakes

C Everyone UpdatePls (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Everyone UpdatePls (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Pancakes

TE Benny Kane (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Benny Kane (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3 rec, 17 yds, 0 TD

QB Koty Kochan (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Koty Kochan (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD

RB Gavin Kushers (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Gavin Kushers (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 6 att, 13 yds, 0 TD

DE Corey Chambers (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Corey Chambers has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 Tck, 1 Sck