2055 Ultimini

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers have defeated the Portland Pythons in the 2055 Ultimini.

The final score was Buccaneers 24 - 21 Pythons.

Plant Based - WR had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Rolud Onyxgut (R) - DE had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers have defeated the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2055 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Seawolves 16 - 27 Buccaneers.

Plant Based - WR had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Julius McMiller - FS had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Nor Championship Game

The Portland Pythons have defeated the London Royals in the 2055 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Pythons 49 - 28 Royals.

Tyler One - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Damarcus Cole (R) - DT had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: QB Willier Miller (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Willier Miller (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Dallas Birddogs, 37 to 17. Miller (C) did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 21 of 36 passes for 315 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 31 to 10, and a passer rating of 96.3.

Week 14: CB White Fang (GM) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Fang (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 30-14 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 5 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

"White has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 14

Royals - 37, Birddogs - 17
Coyotes - 30, Luchadores - 14
Grey Ducks - 17, Buccaneers - 10
Seawolves - 26, Pythons - 24

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
They will win again this week.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
Head coach Curtis Roach has this team running like a well oiled machine. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, it is likely that Quandale Dingle (C) - FS is the heart of the Seawolves defense. He has been hard to contain this season. This may be where we see their true colors.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you would be a fool not to think that Tyler One will have an impact. He is one of the best RB's in the league. He will have a great day and be critical in this game.

Week 13: RB Eilliot Berry (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 13's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Eilliot Berry (R). His 37 att, 153 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 37 to 34 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former Tennesee gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1163 Yards and 14 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: SS Mary Marie (R) (C) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Marie (R) (C)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Buccaneers 43-17 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 7 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Mary has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Buccaneers Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 13

Birddogs - 37, Coyotes - 34
Buccaneers - 43, Luchadores - 17
Seawolves - 27, Grey Ducks - 22
Pythons - 30, Royals - 10

Game of the Week: London Royals at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
I think their defense will carry them. They are 1st in sacks with 55. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 22.9. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 76.9 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 9. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
For this match up, it is likely that Leo Stud (R) - LB will not be a key player. He is hard to gameplan for. You blink for a second and he has taken over the game.

Darren Francis : London Royals
This will be a very up and down affair.

Week 12: LB Blood Sausage (GM) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Blood Sausage (GM) of the London Royals has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Sausage (GM) finished with 11 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Week 12: QB NCADV RAINN (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Dallas Birddogs quarterback NCADV RAINN has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Birddogs defeated the Portland Pythons, 31 to 27. RAINN did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 18 of 34 passes for 334 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 26 to 7, and a passer rating of 91.1.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Birddogs - 31, Pythons - 27
Grey Ducks - 26, Luchadores - 20
Buccaneers - 24, Coyotes - 18
Royals - 34, Seawolves - 19

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Mary Moore : London Royals
In the context of this game, I think that Lenny Lyons Jr. will be dominant here. He is getting paid to deliver in exactly these kinds of games.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 13. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 139.2! They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 24.2! A close win.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, my opinion is that Quandale Dingle (C) - FS will wreck havoc for the Seawolves defense. This game will be so very entertaining.

Week 11: QB Smokin Jay (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback Smokin Jay has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the London Royals, 49 to 20. Jay did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 19 of 34 passes for 352 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 30 to 3, and a passer rating of 104.2.

Week 11: DE Action Bronson (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Action Bronson of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bronson finished with 1 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Birddogs - 27, Grey Ducks - 24
Pythons - 44, Luchadores - 0
Buccaneers - 49, Royals - 20
Seawolves - 18, Coyotes - 14

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach William Harris does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Jim Nox : London Royals
The better team wins. The Royals are the better team. No argument.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
In the context of this game, it seems obvious that they will struggle with containing players like Camron Washington - LB. Expect him to show up in a big way.

Jay-Jaymison every reporter's dream

According to social media statistics in Minnesota, all the media appearances of Jayme Jayne Jay-Jaymison - K is cementing his status as a rising media persona. The city of Minnesota just loves to read about and watch Minnesota. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Jayme Jayne Jay-Jaymison is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Grey Ducks.

Week 10: RB Lord Farquaads (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Farquaads's 24 att, 168 yds, 3 TD performance against the Tijuana Luchadores. Farquaads from University of Duloc was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Farquaads now has 967 Rushing Yards and 13 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: LB Terry Johnson (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Terry Johnson (R) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Johnson (R) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Seawolves - 20, Birddogs - 17
Royals - 46, Luchadores - 38
Pythons - 37, Buccaneers - 20
Grey Ducks - 27, Coyotes - 0

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
They greatly outscore them here.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
I am sure head coach William Shipley has something up his sleeve for this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is running an explosive defense. It may even be a blow out.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
For this game, the film shows that the Pythons' offense goes through Ben Goodwood - RB. When he is at his best, the Pythons offense is like a well oiled machine.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Rocky Franklin III - QB is playing great!

Rocky Franklin III - QB is looking like a star out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such outstanding football, he’s got a shot at being remembered as one of the greats.

Week 9: QB Willier Miller (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The London Royals' Willier Miller (C) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 27 of 44 passes for 388 yards in the Royals victory over the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Miller (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Week 9: DT Damarcus Cole (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Damarcus Cole (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Cole (R) finished with 3 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Buccaneers - 23, Birddogs - 20
Seawolves - 20, Luchadores - 14
Royals - 51, Grey Ducks - 24
Pythons - 38, Coyotes - 6

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
The Luchadores win. You can quote me on that. Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
When they win here, people will take notice.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
Look for their defense to dominate. They are 3rd in sacks with 21. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 27.6. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 229.2 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 116.6 yards per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, the film shows that Julius McMiller - FS is the guy to watch. His paycheck alone should give that away. He will be great to watch. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Winning pleases everyone.

Luchadores fans are excited this week after their team beat the brakes off the Birddogs. Robin Wesley said of his team, ‘We did what we were supposed to, and got what we came for.’

Week 8: QB Willier Miller (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The London Royals' Willier Miller (C) threw 5 touchdowns, completing 17 of 26 passes for 372 yards in the Coyotes victory over the London Royals.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Miller (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 18 touchdown passes this season.

Week 8: DT Dub Redd (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Dub Redd (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Redd (R) finished with 3 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Luchadores - 25, Birddogs - 19
Seawolves - 21, Buccaneers - 20
Grey Ducks - 36, Pythons - 28
Coyotes - 55, Royals - 42

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
This will really be a statement win.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
When you consider the two rosters, common sense predicts that Kenny McCormick - LB is going to be a difference maker on the Seawolves defense. You heard it here first.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Harris has them prepared for this game. He is a great offensive mind. He is innovative with his defense. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Meet media's new darling: Pat Truckel - WR.

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Pat Truckel - WR. The city of Dallas just loves to read about and watch Dallas. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Pat Truckel is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Birddogs.

Week 7: RB Ben Goodwood (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Goodwood's 20 att, 133 yds, 2 TD performance against the Norfolk Seawolves. Goodwood from None was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

Goodwood now has 343 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Ryan Knock (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ryan Knock (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Knock (R) finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 30, Birddogs - 19
Luchadores - 42, Coyotes - 14
Buccaneers - 59, Grey Ducks - 10
Pythons - 47, Seawolves - 13

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
They win big.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
Do not throw statistics at me! The Seawolves win because they are the better team. You heard it here first.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Shipley has them prepared for this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is running an explosive defense. But it will be much closer than many think..

Week 6: QB Rocky Franklin III (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Rocky Franklin III threw 4 touchdowns, completing 11 of 16 passes for 246 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Franklin III, has seen some impressive numbers including 17 touchdown passes this season.

Week 6: LB John Stark VIII (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB John Stark VIII (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Stark VIII (R) finished with 12 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Birddogs - 23, Coyotes - 17
Buccaneers - 20, Luchadores - 7
Seawolves - 31, Grey Ducks - 28
Pythons - 23, Royals - 10

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
Do not throw statistics at me! The Luchadores win because they are the better team. This game will be so very entertaining.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, you would be a fool not to think Ezra Azazel (R) - CB is going to wreck havoc for the Luchadores defense.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Look for them to continue their winstreak. Expect a great game.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Howard (R) media buzz

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Portland have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Greg Howard (R) - LB. The city of Portland just loves to read about and watch Portland. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Greg Howard (R) is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Pythons.

Week 5: RB Lord Farquaads (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lord Farquaads. His 29 att, 120 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 24 to 14 victory for the London Royals.

The former University of Duloc gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 512 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: DE Bruce White (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE White (R) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 26-19 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 2 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Pythons - 26, Birddogs - 19
Grey Ducks - 21, Luchadores - 10
Buccaneers - 23, Coyotes - 17
Royals - 24, Seawolves - 14

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
I love what they are doing in Kansas City coaching-wise. Head coach Maurice Fuchs is a major reason they will win this game. He is a great offensive mind. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He is preparation and gameplanning is great.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, I think a good bet is that Action Bronson - DE will shine for the Buccaneers defense. They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I do not think people realize how good this defense is. They are 1st in sacks with 19. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 22.2. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 247.5 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 100.2 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 2. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Dog (BOT) every reporter's dream

A person in the Coyotes' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Shaggy Dog (BOT) - G. The city of Kansas City just loves to read about and watch Kansas City. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Shaggy Dog (BOT) is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Coyotes.

Week 4: QB Lloyd Bannings (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback Lloyd Bannings (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Luchadores defeated the Portland Pythons, 35 to 27. Bannings (R) did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 20 of 31 passes for 332 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 13 to 2, and a passer rating of 112.7.

Week 4: LB Big Bad Wolf (GM) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Wolf (GM) absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 41-14 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Birddogs - 37, Grey Ducks - 14
Luchadores - 35, Pythons - 27
Buccaneers - 44, Royals - 24
Coyotes - 41, Seawolves - 14

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
This is a very good offense. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 272.7! They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 29! This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
Looking at the teams, it is obvious that Nwoye Musa (R) - DT can take over a game. Looking at the Seawolves defense, it is clear that when he shows up, it is always entertaining. When they win here, people will take notice.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
They win big.

Meet media's new darling: The Noah CCVI (GM) - T.

A flurry of media appearances by The Noah CCVI (GM) have blanketed the airwaves recently. The Noah CCVI (GM) - T is everywhere in the Minnesota media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how CCVI (GM) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Grey Ducks are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 3: CB Synystyr Gates (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Synystyr Gates (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Gates (R) finished with 5 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 3: QB Donovan Winters III (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Portland Pythons' Donovan Winters III threw 5 touchdowns, completing 31 of 50 passes for 408 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Winters III, has seen some impressive numbers including 9 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Seawolves - 51, Birddogs - 24
Luchadores - 35, Royals - 24
Buccaneers - 41, Pythons - 35
Grey Ducks - 30, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
This will really be a statement win.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
There will be some wild plays in this game.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
Do not sleep on this offense. Expect a great game.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
Looking at the two rosters, I suspect that Julius McMiller - FS needs to show up, but if he does the Seawolves will be shutting people down.

Winning pleases everyone.

Coyotes fans are ecstatic this week after their team lit up the Pythons. Maurice Fuchs said of his team, ‘We game them hell, just like we wanted to.’

Week 2: QB Smokin Jay (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' Smokin Jay threw 5 touchdowns, completing 19 of 31 passes for 310 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Jay, has seen some impressive numbers including 5 touchdown passes this season.

Week 2: LB Bo Stonerod (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Stonerod (R) absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 40-17 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 41, Buccaneers - 36
Seawolves - 40, Luchadores - 17
Royals - 23, Grey Ducks - 21
Coyotes - 37, Pythons - 7

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
Can't lose.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at how the teams match up, it is likely that Big Spork (GM) - DT is the kind of player who gives offensive coordinators nightmares.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
I see them winning again this week.

Week 1: QB Willier Miller (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The London Royals' Willier Miller (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 24 of 37 passes for 317 yards in the Royals victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Miller (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 4 touchdown passes this season.

Week 1: SS Icepick O'Hullihan (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS O'Hullihan (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Royals 38-33 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck.

"Icepick has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 45, Birddogs - 10
Seawolves - 24, Buccaneers - 20
Pythons - 31, Grey Ducks - 27
Royals - 38, Coyotes - 33

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Kansas City Coyotes with 14 votes (Runner up: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 6 votes)

South South: Norfolk Seawolves with 12 votes (Runner up: Tijuana Luchadores with 8 votes)

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Can't lose.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
One of the most underestimated offenses. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
When you think of the players that will be on the field, it is likely that the offense will struggle to counter Kenny McCormick - LB. Watch out for him. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I think their defense will carry them. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

G OBoneMonch Kanobi (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

G OBoneMonch Kanobi (BOT) (49 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR Joshua Jackson (R)
WR Jalen McGow II (R)
WR Davantae Evans (R)
LB Barkevious Mingo (BOT)
LB Thorgaut Skjaldulfsson (R)
LB Xander Xylophone (GM)

T Joe Oboe (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

T Joe Oboe (BOT) (56 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

FS I I (N/A) has retired!

FS I I (42 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

LB Barkevious Mingo (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

LB Barkevious Mingo (BOT) (46 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

C Plexi Glass (BOT) (BBB) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Bondi Beach Buccaneers drafted Plexi Glass (BOT) #1 overall in the 2055 draft. The 6' 3" C fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Buccaneers general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," Glass (BOT) said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: Willier Miller (C) - QB
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Can diagnose coverages well. Good enough accuracy to play with the pros, and definitely the foundation to be great. A player that fits their needs. The promise of a future star. This will be great for the franchise.

Jim Nox: Anthony Simmons II - TE
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. You better not put a linebacker on this guy. Or a safety, for that matter. He is faster than his tape shows. It is all about fit here. Is there a guy at a position of need, worthy of a pick this high? The answer, obviously, is 'heck yeah'.

Pick 2: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: Mathias Mayhem - QB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. He understands defensive schemes. Will deliver the ball to the target with nice accuracy. Once this kid gets in the building, they will be set at this position for years.

Jim Nox: James Batista - DE
This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. His strength is a good platform for him, surely a reason teams like him this high. More than enough speed for the position. This will become evident as he develops. Finishes tackles well. Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Pick 3: London Royals
Larry Moore: Creg Jerrith IV - QB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. He takes care of the ball. They need playmakers at this position. This is what they are getting here. Solid pick.

Jim Nox: Wae Traynes - CB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Take the blue-chip player. Do not worry about sexier picks. He fits what you need and the quality is there.

Pick 4: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: Painted Penguin - QB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Plays with decent intelligence. Take the blue-chip player. Do not worry about sexier picks. He fits what you need and the quality is there.

Jim Nox: Loose Cannon (R) - LB
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Strong enough to come of the edge in the pros. He closes so fast. Offensive tackles will learn that the hard way. It is all about fit here. Is there a guy at a position of need, worthy of a pick this high? The answer, obviously, is 'heck yeah'.

Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: Loose Cannon (R) - LB
He is driven by the love of the sport. He has sufficient strength to not get bulllied on run plays. Amazing speed for the position. Defensive coordinators dream about having this speed coming of the edge. The stars align for them to get him here. Just what they need. Blue-chip player with great upside. Hard to botch this pick.

Jim Nox: GOAT TANNK - LB
Respected for his good behavior on the field. Strong enough to flatten smaller blockers. And strong enough to not be flattened by the bigger ones. Will never become a speed rush specialist, but has sufficient speed to become a prototype Defensive End. Nothing to think about here. Pick up the kid, bring him into the building, put him om the field.

Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: Jimmy Ryder - WR
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Is too speedy for most safeties in man coverage and will blaze through zones, forcing the defense to be on their toes. He will get a great chance to earn the starting job. He fits what they are looking for. He is a solid player. Cannot go wrong here.

Jim Nox: Jimmy Ryder - WR
Respected for his good behavior on the field. Fast enough to challenge good cornerbacks in man coverage. And enough speed to threaten the deep ball. He fills a hole at the position. Blue-chip player. Will fit right in and start right away. Love it.

Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: Blaine Falco - QB
Respected for his good behavior on the field. He understands playing offense at the pro level. Might not be what fans want, but there is a reason people are getting paid to make these decisions. This is a rock solid pick, and he fits what they are looking for. Fans will come around quickly once they see him play.

Jim Nox: Jumbo Edward (R) - DT
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Incredible first step. His speed will get him sacks. No doubt about that. Reliably takes down ball carrier when he gets his hands on him. They need him now. Well yesterday actually. They will love him tomorrow. They will revere him by the end of his career.

Pick 8: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: GOAT TANNK - LB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. He has sufficient strength to not get bulllied on run plays. Scouts all say his speed is not a problem, he plays way faster than his forty time. Plug a hole in the roster with a great player. That is really what they need to do. This pick does it.

Jim Nox: John Stark VIII (R) - LB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Teams are looking for players who will not break contain. This young man is strong enough to stay on his feet against grown men on the offensive line. Pretty clever. This guy is available. This guy fills a need. They have to take him. It makes so much sense.

Pick 9: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: Smokin Jay - QB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Delivers the ball accurately. Makes good, hard throws. Solid talent that fits their needs. Really that is all there is to it. Perfect situation. Take the money and run.

Jim Nox: Billy Jor-El (R) - DT
Respected for his good behavior on the field. Is sufficiently fast to stay on the field against the pass. That is important if you are going to draft a guy this early. Coaches like his technique when tackling. Great player. Great fit. Great pick.

Pick 10: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: Donovan Winters III - QB
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. He takes care of the ball. Do not be afraid to draft a position of need here. This kid is well worthy of a pick this early. Perfect situation for him, and great fit for the team.

Jim Nox: Damarcus Cole (R) - DT
He is driven by the love of the sport. Superb speed for a guy this big. He will force QBs out fo the pocket, and be a terror up the middle. Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: LB
London Royals: CB
Minnesota Grey Ducks: RB WR
Portland Pythons: T LB
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C TE
Dallas Birddogs: G LB
Norfolk Seawolves: G C WR DT SS

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Bondi Beach Buccaneers own first overall.

Pick 1: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 2: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 3: London Royals
Pick 4: Portland Pythons
Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 8: Kansas City Coyotes

RB Bean Delphine Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Bean Delphine Jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 508 att, 2468 yds, 13 TD, 14 rec, 107 yds, 1 TD

Other retirements

QB I I (60 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Ryan Eastbrook (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB DJ Emmanuel (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 6 att, 15 yds, 0 TD
RB Prince Shafer (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB James Sutton (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Speedy Mcgee (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 10 att, 22 yds, 0 TD
RB Tyler Orator (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 5 att, 16 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
T BigJoe ForCaptain (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 29 Pancakes
T Fat Boija (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Lucky Fan (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 35 Pancakes
C Locked Punishment Thread (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 64 Pancakes
TE Turt Golum (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Scratch Broke (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Leonel Shea (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 49 rec, 287 yds, 3 TD
TE Cardorino Tarotino (R) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 42 rec, 247 yds, 0 TD
WR Orion Jasper (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 59 rec, 824 yds, 5 TD
WR Payton Wilhelm (52 ovr) : Career stats: 58 rec, 610 yds, 5 TD
WR Damien Chambers (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 33 rec, 322 yds, 0 TD
WR Shyhiem Walker (48 ovr) : Career stats: 49 rec, 402 yds, 4 TD
WR Toby Hays (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 37 rec, 340 yds, 5 TD
WR Matt Dominque Johnson Jr (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 1 rec, 9 yds, 0 TD
WR Payton Wilhelm (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Tay Tay (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 1 rec, 4 yds, 0 TD
CB Mutiny McMutiny (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck
CB Bruce Hopkins (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 45 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int
CB Alexander Johnson (50 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Ball Python (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Vader Page (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 37 Tck, 2 FF
LB Thunder Bolt (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Bunk McDunk (59 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Stupid DepthChartFiller (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Tck
DT Bernola Returns (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Tck
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Foolish Amadan (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Tck, 1 Sck
DE Joe Jitdee (49 ovr) : Career stats: 9 Tck, 1 FF
DE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Snek Taipan (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck, 1 Int
K I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

DE Larry Fisherman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Larry Fisherman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 9 Tck, 2 Sck

DE Matthew Busse Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Matthew Busse Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Tck, 6 Sck, 2 FF

WR Mandrews McHollywood (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mandrews McHollywood has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 132 rec, 2327 yds, 17 TD

WR Octavio Pérez (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Octavio Pérez has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 148 rec, 2304 yds, 17 TD

WR Austin Morley (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Austin Morley has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 161 rec, 2106 yds, 15 TD

TE JJ Lopez-Daniels (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE JJ Lopez-Daniels has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 rec, 1192 yds, 8 TD

TE Virginia Emmet (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Virginia Emmet has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 253 rec, 3108 yds, 21 TD

RB Jair Pharaoh (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Jair Pharaoh has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 416 att, 1658 yds, 16 TD, 27 rec, 176 yds, 2 TD

RB Ram 1500 (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ram 1500 has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 283 att, 1310 yds, 24 TD, 41 rec, 458 yds, 3 TD

CB KK Slider (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB KK Slider (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Tck, 5 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

SS Kaiden King (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Kaiden King has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 156 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 5 FF, 5 FR

WR Rocky Moreaux (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Rocky Moreaux (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 rec, 1130 yds, 7 TD

DE JR Frankenstero (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE JR Frankenstero has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 115 Tck, 16 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

CB Chuck R. Ticks (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Chuck R. Ticks (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22 Tck, 3 Int

FS Captain Jack Sparrow (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Captain Jack Sparrow (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FR

LB Kevin McThumper (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Kevin McThumper has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 222 Tck, 16 Sck, 2 Int, 3 FF, 4 FR

LB Jordan Hartline (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Jordan Hartline (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

DT Glucky Artims (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Glucky Artims (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

C Strongest Singh Fan (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Strongest Singh Fan (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 Pancakes

C Glapid Eagims (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Glapid Eagims (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Pancakes

C G M. Protector (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C G M. Protector (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 Pancakes

TE America's Other Boot (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE America's Other Boot (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 rec, 110 yds, 0 TD

FB Udo E Beaty (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Udo E Beaty has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 250 att, 1037 yds, 11 TD, 13 rec, 70 yds, 0 TD

QB Owen Farrell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Owen Farrell has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 844/1391, 10391 yds, 75 TD

FS Aleksandr Milescu (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Aleksandr Milescu has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 103 Tck, 4 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 2 FR

FS InBe Tweener Jr (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS InBe Tweener Jr (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR

FS Quendyn Quarterstorm (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Quendyn Quarterstorm has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 145 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 2 FR

LB Spotted Delicious (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Spotted Delicious (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF

DT Joseph Reed (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Joseph Reed (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 65 Tck, 9 Sck

DT Marquis Clanton (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Marquis Clanton (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Tck, 2 Sck

T Little Friar (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Little Friar (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Pancakes

C Trigger Robinson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Trigger Robinson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

G Gideon Lechonk (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Gideon Lechonk (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

WR Mickey Lauvin (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mickey Lauvin (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 rec, 353 yds, 6 TD

WR Ayomide Ayodele (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ayomide Ayodele (C) has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 226 rec, 2654 yds, 19 TD

TE Benny Hana (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Benny Hana has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 149 rec, 1201 yds, 4 TD

RB Lenny Lyons (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lenny Lyons has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1027 att, 4739 yds, 45 TD, 80 rec, 625 yds, 1 TD

K Known Acquaintance (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Known Acquaintance (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12/18 FG

CB The Best D Is A Good O (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB The Best D Is A Good O (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 120 Tck, 6 Int, 3 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Ultimini Winner (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ultimini Winner (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Tck, 7 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

LB Budget Nitro (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Budget Nitro (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 Tck, 7 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 2 FR

LB Ryland Bunnell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ryland Bunnell has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 173 Tck, 6 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

C Pilot RedSun (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Pilot RedSun has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 199 Pancakes

WR Thomas Robinson (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Thomas Robinson (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 159 rec, 2051 yds, 17 TD

QB Pete Zuh (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Pete Zuh has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 489/822, 5268 yds, 36 TD

DE Aqeel Steele (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Aqeel Steele has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 14 Sck, 8 FF, 4 FR

LB Sam Azjha (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Sam Azjha has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 120 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

DE Mike Scott (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Mike Scott (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 122 Tck, 19 Sck, 5 FF, 3 FR

SS Nate Winter (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Nate Winter has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 231 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

CB Bonzi Buddy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bonzi Buddy has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 141 Tck, 6 Int, 4 FF, 2 FR

FS Davis Fern (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Davis Fern (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

FS Teemo Swift (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Teemo Swift has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 116 Tck, 6 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

K Jackson Cannon (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jackson Cannon (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0/0 FG

DT Honky Tonk (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Honky Tonk (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 88 Tck, 3 FF, 1 FR

G El Quacko (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G El Quacko (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

C Jimmy Holding (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Jimmy Holding has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 126 Pancakes

C Joe Flocko (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Joe Flocko (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

WR Calvin Spiff (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Calvin Spiff has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 203 rec, 3160 yds, 19 TD

RB Lee King (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lee King (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 att, 233 yds, 3 TD, 15 rec, 159 yds, 2 TD

RB Malcom Graves (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Malcom Graves has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 198 att, 705 yds, 4 TD, 18 rec, 90 yds, 0 TD

CB Andrae Washington (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Andrae Washington (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

SS Roma Amir-Kani (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Roma Amir-Kani has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 139 Tck, 3 Sck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Rainbow Boa (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Rainbow Boa (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck

LB Akaki Akayre (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Akaki Akayre has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 209 Tck, 21 Sck, 6 Int, 3 Def TD, 6 FF, 3 FR

DE Boone McCoy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Boone McCoy has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 11 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

DT Absolute Unit (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Absolute Unit has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 15 Sck, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 2 FR

DT Scarlet Kingsnake (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Scarlet Kingsnake (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Tck, 1 Sck

C Hundred Pacer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Hundred Pacer (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22 Pancakes

T Forest Cobra (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Forest Cobra (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Pancakes

C Checkered Keelback (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Checkered Keelback (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 Pancakes

G Eastern Hognose (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Eastern Hognose (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Pancakes

G Cape Gopher (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Cape Gopher (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Pancakes

TE L F. T (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE L F. T has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 rec, 814 yds, 6 TD

RB Dobromil Dvorak (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dobromil Dvorak (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 255 att, 1009 yds, 9 TD, 13 rec, 83 yds, 0 TD

K Dorfus Jimbo Jr Jr Jr (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Dorfus Jimbo Jr Jr Jr has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33/47 FG

FS Jasper Fontaine (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Jasper Fontaine has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FF, 3 FR

FS Ja'uan Holland (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Ja'uan Holland (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 140 Tck, 4 Sck, 3 Int, 3 FF

LB Carissa van Campen (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Carissa van Campen has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 296 Tck, 13 Sck, 3 Int, 3 FF

K Orlando Doom (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Orlando Doom has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12/20 FG

C Sconnie Stinky (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Sconnie Stinky (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

TE Richard Harden (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Richard Harden has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 rec, 725 yds, 3 TD

LB Charlie Thorsen (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Charlie Thorsen (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 10 Sck, 3 FF, 2 FR

K Savathun T. Witchqueen (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Savathun T. Witchqueen has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58/70 FG

LB Walter McKinley (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Walter McKinley has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 145 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF

LB Aikeek Dafootbawl (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Aikeek Dafootbawl has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 106 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF

C Dennis Rodman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Dennis Rodman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 Pancakes

C Larry Jenkins (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Larry Jenkins has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 176 Pancakes

WR Drew Stowe (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Drew Stowe has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 rec, 422 yds, 1 TD

WR Maximilian Hamilton (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Maximilian Hamilton has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 226 rec, 3248 yds, 35 TD

WR Don Dobbler (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Don Dobbler has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 rec, 2017 yds, 21 TD

FB Triple Option (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Triple Option has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 att, 152 yds, 4 TD, 62 rec, 301 yds, 2 TD

QB Delores Bickerman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Delores Bickerman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 276/436, 3180 yds, 35 TD

CB Horned Viper (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Horned Viper (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 6 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

DE Jayce Higins (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Jayce Higins has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 9 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

RB Nick Smith (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Nick Smith has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 380 att, 1480 yds, 12 TD, 45 rec, 288 yds, 3 TD