2056 Ultimini

The Tijuana Luchadores have defeated the Kansas City Coyotes in the 2056 Ultimini.

The final score was Coyotes 17 - 20 Luchadores.

Lloyd Bannings - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Logjammed McBobface - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Tijuana Luchadores have defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers in the 2056 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Luchadores 24 - 9 Buccaneers.

Lloyd Bannings - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Ryan Knock - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the London Royals in the 2056 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Coyotes 41 - 28 Royals.

Jake Jefferson - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Big Bad Wolf (GM) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: RB Jason West (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 14's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Jason West (R). His 22 att, 112 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 24 to 14 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Jason College gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 667 Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 14: DE Tim Volmer (GM) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Volmer (GM) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 20-7 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 2 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Royals - 30, Birddogs - 16
Coyotes - 24, Luchadores - 14
Grey Ducks - 37, Buccaneers - 14
Pythons - 20, Seawolves - 7

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
This is just what my gut tells me.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
There will be some wild plays in this game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
They will win again this week.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
One of the most underestimated defenses. They are 5th in sacks with 31. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 20. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 227.9 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 118.2 yards per game. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles.

Big boys shows the way in London.

The big boys from Royals are smashing opponents this year. They’ve given up only 11 sacks in 13 games while collecting 327 pancakes.

Week 13: QB Jake Jefferson (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Kansas City Coyotes' Jake Jefferson threw 3 touchdowns, completing 14 of 26 passes for 202 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Jefferson, has seen some impressive numbers including 23 touchdown passes this season.

Cole media buzz

A person in the Pythons' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Damarcus Cole - DT. The media presense of Damarcus Cole - DT is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Pythons are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Cole to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Pythons.

Week 13: LB King Dedede (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB King Dedede of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Dedede finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 35, Birddogs - 24
Luchadores - 27, Buccaneers - 7
Grey Ducks - 31, Seawolves - 28
Royals - 26, Pythons - 21

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This is a high powered offense. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 270.1! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 15. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 127.5! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 25.8!

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They will rely on their defense to pull them through. They are 4th in sacks with 31. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 22.3. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 257.8 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 101.4 yards per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. This will be a very entertaining game.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I love what they are doing in Tijuana coaching-wise. Head coach Robin Wesley is a major reason they will win this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. Defensively he makes great adjustments.

Dallas Birddogs upset the Portland Pythons!

With an outstanding effort the Dallas Birddogs pull off the upset against Portland Pythons.
Everyone had expected the Portland Pythons to handle the Dallas Birddogs with easy, but the Birddogs just wanted it more. This was really a must win game for the Pythons, and the loss will surely put a dent in their confidence.

Meet media's new darling: John Fillerbot (BOT) - LB.

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Portland have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of John Fillerbot (BOT) - LB. John Fillerbot (BOT) - LB is everywhere in the Portland media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Fillerbot (BOT) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Pythons are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 12: RB Ace Anderson (R) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 12's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Ace Anderson (R). His 34 att, 118 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 33 to 12 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former University of Florida gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 862 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: FS Quandale Dingle (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Quandale Dingle of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Dingle finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Birddogs - 33, Pythons - 12
Grey Ducks - 26, Luchadores - 21
Buccaneers - 28, Coyotes - 20
Seawolves - 36, Royals - 21

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They won their last game, they will win this game.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Maurice Fuchs does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
People tend to underestimate their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 29. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 16.4. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 256.3 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 60.9 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 16. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Top receiver trio?

The Royals trio of Don Tollibeo - WR, LeAnthony LeDavis - WR and Mike Ehrmantraut - WR are currently the leading trio of catchers in the league, with 28 receving touchdowns between the three.

Week 11: RB Eldroh Kove (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 11's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Eldroh Kove (R). His 25 att, 187 yds, 2 TD, 1 rec, 8 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 24 to 16 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former University of North Dakota gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1209 Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 11: FS Matthew Fryars (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Matthew Fryars of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Fryars finished with 9 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Grey Ducks - 41, Birddogs - 21
Pythons - 24, Luchadores - 16
Buccaneers - 28, Royals - 6
Coyotes - 27, Seawolves - 19

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
One of the most underestimated defenses. They are 4th in sacks with 26. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 20.3. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 249.1 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 108.6 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 10. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
I see them winning again this week. This will be a very up and down affair.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
When you consider the two rosters, it is likely that the defense will need to contain Aaron Jager (R) - WR. But they will fail, and he will destroy them.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
The difference in this game will be their offense. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 20. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 247.6! They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 136.2! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 29.5!

Week 10: QB Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Minnesota Grey Ducks quarterback Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks, 34 to 27. Ojeisndiwoseodj (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 19 of 39 passes for 369 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 26 to 11, and a passer rating of 94.2.

Week 10: LB Wayne Twitchell (GM) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Twitchell (GM) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 21-13 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 4 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Seawolves - 24, Birddogs - 19
Luchadores - 34, Royals - 31
Pythons - 21, Buccaneers - 13
Coyotes - 34, Grey Ducks - 27

Game of the Week: London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They are well coached. I am sure head coach Robin Wesley has them prepared for this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. Defensively he makes great adjustments. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Mary Moore : London Royals
For this game, it seems to me that Beeg Beeg Yoshi, Jr - T will be a key player to watch. He always delivers a highlight reel.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
The Luchadores are for real!

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
They will get another win this week.

Edward media buzz

A person in the Pythons' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Jumbo Edward - DT. The city of Portland just loves to read about and watch Portland. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Jumbo Edward is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Pythons.

Week 9: QB RE #38 (R) (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' RE #38 (R) (C) threw 2 touchdowns, completing 28 of 35 passes for 400 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for #38 (R) (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 16 touchdown passes this season.

Week 9: CB Bobby Steel (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Bobby Steel of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Steel finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Buccaneers - 48, Birddogs - 14
Luchadores - 26, Seawolves - 12
Royals - 24, Grey Ducks - 14
Pythons - 30, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
Looking at the two rosters, I feel fairly certain that Jumbo Edward - DT is hard to gameplan for. Look for him to dominate.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
I think their offense will carry them. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 14. They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 160.2! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 26.2!

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
They will get back in the winning column this week. I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Kansas City Coyotes defense dominates!

The Coyotes' defense is playing lights out this season. In 8 games they’ve surrendered only 2290 total yards and 104 points. Matthew Fryars - FS is the field general of the defense with 52 take downs on the year. Could the D be back in Kansas City?

Week 8: QB Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj (R) threw 5 touchdowns, completing 22 of 32 passes for 321 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Ojeisndiwoseodj (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Week 8: LB King Dedede (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Dedede absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 62-9 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 10 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Luchadores - 17, Birddogs - 17
Buccaneers - 41, Seawolves - 6
Grey Ducks - 62, Pythons - 9
Coyotes - 24, Royals - 21

Game of the Week: London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
They will win again this week. They win big.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Their offense will step up this game. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 13. They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 10. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 152.3! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 26.6!

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
The Coyotes are for real! Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Week 7: FS Matthew Fryars (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Fryars's ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 20-6 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 8 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Matthew has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Week 7: QB Josh Patterson (R) (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Josh Patterson (R) (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Dallas Birddogs, 51 to 31. Patterson (R) (C) did his part, throwing 7 touchdowns, completing 22 of 35 passes for 346 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 25 to 6, and a passer rating of 110.1.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 51, Birddogs - 31
Coyotes - 20, Luchadores - 6
Buccaneers - 37, Grey Ducks - 28
Pythons - 16, Seawolves - 9

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
The difference in this game will be their offense. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 16. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 7. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 145.3! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 35.3!

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
They will rely on their defense to pull them through. They are 4th in sacks with 15. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 12.8. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 226.5 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 50.7 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 9. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. Expect a great game.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I find it hard to bet against coach Robin Wesley. He always has them well prepared. He is running a great offense. He is one of the best defensive minds. This will be a very up and down affair.

Bondi Beach Buccaneers Catch the Tijuana Luchadores by surprise!

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers surprises everyone with an unlikely road win against Tijuana Luchadores.
The Luchadores never manage to take control of the game, while the Buccaneers kept grinding and drove the victory home. The Luchadores players had expected an easy victory, and this will be a bitter loss and a tough blow to the self-respect of the program. Meanwhile the Buccaneers fans are ecstatic and are already entertaining thoughts about a cinderella future.

Week 6: QB RE #38 (R)(C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback RE #38 (R)(C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Tijuana Luchadores, 31 to 30. #38 (R)(C) did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 32 of 41 passes for 402 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 9 to 6, and a passer rating of 87.3.

Week 6: LB Max Honestly (C) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Honestly (C) absolutely dominated in the Royals 37-13 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 13 Tck, 1 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Coyotes - 12, Birddogs - 7
Buccaneers - 31, Luchadores - 30
Seawolves - 30, Grey Ducks - 20
Royals - 37, Pythons - 13

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
This is a dominant offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 10. They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 3. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 113.4! They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 21.6! If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
They will rack up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
They might even blow them out.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
When you think of the players that will be on the field, certainly King Jellyfish (R) - C is going to be a difference maker on the Pythons offense.

Week 5: QB Josh Patterson (R) (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The London Royals' Josh Patterson (R) (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 23 of 33 passes for 287 yards in the Royals victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Patterson (R) (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 15 touchdown passes this season.

Week 5: LB Ryan Knock (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ryan Knock of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Knock finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Pythons - 23, Birddogs - 20
Luchadores - 29, Grey Ducks - 14
Coyotes - 37, Buccaneers - 9
Royals - 28, Seawolves - 23

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Their win streak will not be broken in this game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
The Luchadores are for real! A close win.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They have a dominant offense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 10. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 276.8! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 110.5! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 25.8!

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the two rosters, you would be a fool not to think Don Dobbler Jr. (GM) - DE is a guy who will carry the game. I think he will do so this week as well. It might be a high scoring game.

Week 4: QB Josh Patterson (R) (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Josh Patterson (R) (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, 38 to 31. Patterson (R) (C) did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 20 of 34 passes for 374 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 11 to 3, and a passer rating of 102.2.

Week 4: CB Synystyr Gates (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Gates's ball hawking ability was on display in the Luchadores 35-30 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Synystyr has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Luchadores Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 4

Grey Ducks - 30, Birddogs - 24
Luchadores - 35, Pythons - 30
Royals - 38, Buccaneers - 31
Coyotes - 31, Seawolves - 13

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
You heard it here first.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
I think their defense will carry them. They are 2nd in sacks with 10. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 16. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 268 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 93 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 4. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 4th in forced fumbles.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
In the context of this game, it seems obvious that The Luchadores' offense goes through Kyle Crane - RB. When he is at his best, the Luchadores offense is like a well oiled machine.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
They will rely on their offense to pull them through. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 5. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 2. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Cuddleme (GM) media buzz

According to social media statistics in Bondi Beach, all the media appearances of Haywood U. Cuddleme (GM) - G is cementing his status as a rising media persona. Haywood U. Cuddleme (GM) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The G was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 3: RB Sticky Hands (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 3's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sticky Hands (C). His 16 att, 124 yds, 1 TD, 5 rec, 89 yds, 0 TD performance stood out in the 34 to 10 victory for the Norfolk Seawolves.

The former Drop Out gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 264 Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 3: LB Bevan McChumper (GM) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB McChumper (GM) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 20-17 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Seawolves - 34, Birddogs - 10
Luchadores - 36, Royals - 14
Pythons - 20, Buccaneers - 17
Grey Ducks - 17, Coyotes - 14

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
For this match up, it is likely that the offense will struggle to counter Lenny Lyons Jr. - DE. Watch out for him.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot see how anyone would not think that Kyle Crane - RB is a key cog in the offensive machinery of the Luchadores. Should be interesting to see him going against a quality opponent.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Head coach Robin Wesley does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Darren Francis : London Royals
This is just what my gut tells me. It may even be a blow out.

Week 2: QB Jake Jefferson (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback Jake Jefferson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the Portland Pythons, 34 to 7. Jefferson did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 22 of 37 passes for 226 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 6 to 0, and a passer rating of 119.5.

Week 2: DE Lenny Lyons Jr. (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Lyons Jr. absolutely dominated in the Royals 40-21 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 2 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 21, Buccaneers - 20
Luchadores - 37, Seawolves - 7
Royals - 40, Grey Ducks - 21
Coyotes - 34, Pythons - 7

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
In this game, my view is that Quandale Dingle - FS will be a key player to watch. Not only is he a beast on the Seawolves defense, he is a walking highlight reel. But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
This may be where we see their true colors.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
I see them winning again this week.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
For this match up, I think that there is this WR named Stetson David (R). I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine. A close win.

Fight breaks out during Royals' training session.

Sources in Royals locker room reveal that Bradley Welch Jr. - CB is getting on the nerves of his team mates. One anonymous player on the team said: 'Apparently, he thinks we should be grateful to play with him, and he keeps getting in people's faces. yelling and such. It is tiresom to be honest'. Abraham Madden (R) - LB alledgedly tried to punch Bradley Welch Jr. - CB during training, claiming that Welch Jr. had punched him first. The incident is said to have shaken up the Royals locker room.'.

Week 1: QB Jake Jefferson (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback Jake Jefferson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the London Royals, 38 to 24. Jefferson did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 15 of 23 passes for 245 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 2 to 0, and a passer rating of 129.8.

Week 1: LB Terry Johnson (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Terry Johnson of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Johnson finished with 12 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 45, Birddogs - 27
Seawolves - 27, Buccaneers - 7
Grey Ducks - 35, Pythons - 28
Coyotes - 38, Royals - 24

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Portland Pythons with 11 votes (Runner up: London Royals with 7 votes)

South South: Norfolk Seawolves with 11 votes (Runner up: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 9 votes)

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
People tend to underestimate their offense.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach William Harris runs a tight ship in Bondi Beach. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They might even win with three touchdowns.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, I see that Morpheus Czargyros - DE is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Buccaneers defense. This will be an action-packed affair.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
RB Hut Block (BOT)
RB Hunter Renphrow (R)
RB Alita Battle Angel
RB Freddie Fran (R)
RB Bob Bouncy (R)
RB Karim Dearis-Wellington (R)
RB Gunny Vaudeville
G I I
G Steve The Pirate (GM)
G Arf Vader (BOT)
G Arf Vader (BOT)
G Spicy Ron (BOT)
G Gilbert Guitar (BOT)
G LizardWith NoLegs (BOT)
G Ilovethe LondonRoyals (BOT)
T I I
T Beeg Beeg Yoshi, Jr (R)
T Joshua Mabry (R)
T Silly McGoofball (BOT)
T The Heavy
T Pythons Namedthisbot (BOT)
T Great Khali (R)
T Mathieu Savard (R)
T Wtfisa Birddog (BOT)
C I I
C Triple Doink (BOT)
TE I I
TE Big Lug (BOT)
TE Podcast Name (BOT)
TE Pierce Hawthorne (R)
TE DSFLs BestTeam (BOT)
TE Moldy ArcticDip (BOT)
TE Blues Clues (BOT)
TE Ciara Corswain (BOT)
WR Orga Orga
WR Pizza Pizzazz
WR Duke Smith
WR Harry Nightingale (BOT)
WR Falth Starth (BOT)
WR Kangaroo Jack (BOT)
WR Jimmy Anderson (R)
WR Slim Reaper (R)
WR Buster Beverly Jr. (R)
WR Harry Nightingale (BOT)
WR Saul McGill (R)
WR Wolfie McDummy Jr. (R)
CB The Ring-General (GM)
CB Bathing Ape (BOT)
CB Jordan Baribault (R)
CB Ham Totts (BOT)
CB Banjo O'Kudah (R)
CB Bobby Steel
CB Lavondrius Dingle (R)
CB Scooter McNutty (BOT)
LB Flesh Cylinder (BOT)
LB Owen Forty-Four (BOT)
LB - Alpha (BOT)
LB Chew Backer (BOT)
LB DeShaun Campbell (R)
LB Thorgaut Skjaldulfsson
LB - Nymeria (BOT)
LB Spooky Diddler III (R)
LB Camron Washington
LB Big Bad Wolf (GM)
LB Aleksander Reznikov (R)
LB Chester Cello (BOT)
LB MC Hammer (R)
LB Ack-Hans Run
LB Siuuu Preme (BOT)
LB Marley AndMe (BOT)
DT Bees Knees (BOT)
DT I I
DT - Ghost (BOT)
DT Edward Blackbeard (GM)
DT Dayton Mack (BOT)
DT Mike Trickfoot (BOT)
DE I I
DE I I
DE Eden Burg (BOT)
DE Hans DiCaprio (R)
DE Buster McBain (R)
DE Psy Duck (BOT)
DE Ohand Fourteen (BOT)
DE Billy Snow (R)
FS Cam Bridge (BOT)
FS Leslie Odom Jr. (BOT)
FS Isaac Rohde (R)
FS South Paw (BOT)
FS Brain Gadget (BOT)
FS Off White (BOT)
FS Amanda HugAndKiss (R)

DT Whiskey Doo (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

DT Whiskey Doo (BOT) (57 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

TE Anthony Simmons II (N/A) has retired!

TE Anthony Simmons II (55 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

CB Robo Pup (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

CB Robo Pup (BOT) (53 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

T Captain Kidd (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

T Captain Kidd (BOT) (60 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

DE Bruce White (R) (KCC) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Kansas City Coyotes drafted Bruce White (R) #1 overall in the 2056 draft. The 6' 3" DE fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Coyotes general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," White (R) said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: Tron Carter - QB
Respected for his good behavior on the field. He trusts what he sees, and what he sees is mostly right. Coaches do not have to worry about making him throw any route. His arm is good, but not great... yet! He fills a need for them. They will be happy to get him.

Jim Nox: Loose Cannon (R) - LB
His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Could almost play Defensive End, he is that strong. Coaches love that versatility. When he pins back his ears and goes for the passer he will demand some serious attention from the offensive line. Solid talent that fits their needs. Really that is all there is to it. Perfect situation. Take the money and run.

Pick 2: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: Robert Rooney - QB
A leader on the field and in the locker room. He studies hard. Will deliver the ball to the target with nice accuracy. With this kid, this is a need pick they will not regret.

Jim Nox: Marquis Davis - G
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Coaches and scouts love his strength. You cannot coach strength. You either have it or not, and this guy has it! Scouts love his understanding for opening running lanes in the running game. Fits the bill, great quality pick, and fills a soft spot on the roster. They should have no qualms here, run to the podium and get your man.

Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: Robert Rooney - QB
A real leader! He takes care of the ball. Coaches do not have to worry about making him throw any route. With this kid, this is a need pick they will not regret.

Jim Nox: JJ Jay Jay-Jaymison Jr - DT
This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Nice strength for his age. Will definitely help him in the pros. This kid is so fast. He might not go here, but this kind of speed will not stay long on the draft board. He can do what they want. He will deliver results early. He fits a need. End of story.

Pick 4: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: Ken Burton - QB
This is a player who takes the lead. Respected for his good behavior on the field. He was almost too smart for college, now he will be among the smartest in the pros. Delivers with zip. They will be running to the podium for this one.

Jim Nox: Max Honestly (R) - LB
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Amazing strength for the position. Makes him versatile, and tells of his high ceiling. A kid who is faster than most linebackers. Really a hybrid kind of guy. Coming of the edge with that speed will give blockers fits. Fans might not be on board with what can be framed as a need pick. But trust me once they see this kid play, they will be more than happy.

Pick 5: London Royals
Larry Moore: Ken Burton - QB
Teammates look to him for leadership, and he consistently delivers. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Rarely do you see college quarterbacks come out with this level of understanding. He has good arm strength. They need players at the position, and good ones at that. He fits the bill, he is worth the pick. End of story.

Jim Nox: Jumbo Edward (R) - DT
Respected for his good behavior on the field. He is going to get sacks, no two ways about it. Just his speed alone almost guarantees that. He has a well developed tackling technique. This guy is available. This guy fills a need. They have to take him. It makes so much sense.

Pick 6: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: Benjamin Duvernay (R) - CB
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Shows good understanding of his assignments on the field. Fill the need with a quality player. Best case scenario here.

Jim Nox: Benjamin Duvernay (R) - CB
This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Reacts intelligently on the field. Once this kid gets in the building, they will be set at this position for years.

Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: Bruce White (R) - DE
This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. He brings nice strength to the table. This is important because often his role will to keep contain. You cannot do that if you are on your back. Deceptively fast, will make you dizzy with his speed rush. A good tackler. They gotta be happy to get this guy. Such a talent and he fits their needs. I would imagine the war room is celebrating when they make this pick.

Jim Nox: Bruce White (R) - DE
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Teams are looking for players who will not break contain. This young man is strong enough to stay on his feet against grown men on the offensive line. He closes so fast. Offensive tackles will learn that the hard way. Solid technique on tackles. Fits the bill, great quality pick, and fills a soft spot on the roster. They should have no qualms here, run to the podium and get your man.

Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: Dub Redd (R) - DT
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. When he pins back his ears and goes for the passer he better be block. He has the speed to surprise Quarterbacks who look away for just a second. No point in getting to the ball carrier if you cannot take him down. This kid tackles well. That is something teams are looking at. Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Jim Nox: Ken Burton - QB
The kind of leadership he shows makes coaches salivate. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Plays with incredible intelligence. Sufficient arm strength for the pro game. Ohh are they going to be happy to get him. He is a great fit here.

Pick 9: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: Loose Cannon (R) - LB
Respected for his good behavior on the field. Amazing strength for the position. Makes him versatile, and tells of his high ceiling. Amazing speed for the position. Defensive coordinators dream about having this speed coming of the edge. Plug a hole in the roster with a great player. That is really what they need to do. This pick does it.

Jim Nox: John Stark VIII (R) - LB
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. This young man can hold his own in the weight room. And he is strong enough to hold his own on the field as well. Closing speed good enough to get to the Quarterback often. Clever young man as wellIt is all about fit here. Is there a guy at a position of need, worthy of a pick this high? The answer, obviously, is 'heck yeah'.

Pick 10: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: Marquis Davis - G
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. Liked by coaches and teammates. He will have a legit shot at winning bets arm wrestling the veterans. The kind of strength this kid has earns a lot of respect in a locker room. Run blocking is very different when facing college kids than the full-grown men in the pros. This kid has the skills to do the latter. They will be running to the podium for this one.

Jim Nox: Marquis Davis - G
Raised to know the value of hard work. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. This is a young man who will bench press a Defensive Tackle, and not a small one! In the run game he blocks well, shows tenacity and opens lanes. This will benefit the team. He fills a need for them. Great pick here.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: LB
London Royals: C DT SS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: T C DT
Portland Pythons: G C LB DE
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: T C
Dallas Birddogs: G TE LB
Norfolk Seawolves: CB
Tijuana Luchadores: G SS

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Kansas City Coyotes own first overall.

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 2: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 4: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 5: London Royals
Pick 6: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Other retirements

QB I I (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (16 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Howard Coward (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Good Boi (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 6 att, 11 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Prince Shafer (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (27 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (27 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (23 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Munchies McCheetoDust (51 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Pancakes
G I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Skratch Broke (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Max Klapacz (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Maurice Edwards (53 ovr) : Career stats: 5 rec, 45 yds, 2 TD
WR Toby Hays (49 ovr) : Career stats: 6 rec, 68 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
LB Tank McGibbons (59 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Blk FG, 2 FF
LB Triple Ham (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 44 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF
LB Fronky Fresh (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Blake Baskin (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Drew Davis (R) (33 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Tck
DT Jack Hammer (R) (66 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Tck
DT Davey Jones (GM) (59 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Si Oray (GM) (58 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 2 Sck
DT Howie DeWitt (57 ovr) : Career stats: 15 Tck, 1 FF
DT A Serpe (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 2 Sck
DT Tus Nab (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
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DT I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (36 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Sledge Hammer (R) (69 ovr) : Career stats: 51 Tck, 6 Sck
DE Chris Younts (R) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (50 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Francis French (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
SS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

RB Armor Queen (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Armor Queen (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 407 att, 1624 yds, 14 TD, 20 rec, 149 yds, 0 TD

WR Dip Dhillon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Dip Dhillon has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 120 rec, 2121 yds, 20 TD

TE Reece Wells II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Reece Wells II has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 103 rec, 871 yds, 7 TD

WR Derrick Prince (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Derrick Prince has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 175 rec, 2885 yds, 20 TD

T Solar Bear (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Solar Bear (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Pancakes

G ShiverMe Timbers (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G ShiverMe Timbers (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

CB Jason Oexius (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jason Oexius has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 166 Tck, 1 Sck, 5 Int, 9 FF, 4 FR

CB Jonathan Altidor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jonathan Altidor has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 256 Tck, 2 Sck, 9 Int, 4 Def TD, 6 FF, 1 FR

TE Waluigi Gronkowski (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Waluigi Gronkowski has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 192 rec, 1573 yds, 10 TD

TE Arnold Sprite (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Arnold Sprite has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 rec, 60 yds, 1 TD

WR Shane Turnbull (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Shane Turnbull (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 rec, 940 yds, 5 TD

WR Matthew Mara (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Matthew Mara has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 191 rec, 3047 yds, 21 TD

DT Charles Chapman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Charles Chapman has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 159 Tck, 10 Sck, 2 FF

DE Bay Webb (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Bay Webb has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 18 Sck, 6 FF, 2 FR

LB Bridge Burner (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Bridge Burner (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 81 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 2 FR

QB Queen Elizabeth II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Queen Elizabeth II has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1293/2171, 16217 yds, 109 TD

TE Shawn Legge (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Shawn Legge (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 rec, 325 yds, 1 TD

RB C Minty (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB C Minty (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 att, 58 yds, 0 TD

C Royal Guard (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Royal Guard (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 126 Pancakes

C Kai Oat (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Kai Oat (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 109 Pancakes

C Fish and Chips (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Fish and Chips (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Pancakes

G Brandon Mason (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Brandon Mason has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 101 Pancakes

C Cup of Tea (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Cup of Tea (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

T Dusty Wilson (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Dusty Wilson (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 173 Pancakes

DE Lil Nicky (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Lil Nicky (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 FF

CB Bacarri Rambo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bacarri Rambo has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 111 Tck, 6 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

DE Doctor Pepper (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Doctor Pepper (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 FF

CB Carl Thorton (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Carl Thorton (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15 Tck, 1 Int

FS Ty Eck (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Ty Eck (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF

RB Danny Nedelko (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Danny Nedelko has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 520 att, 2141 yds, 19 TD, 98 rec, 1019 yds, 3 TD

WR Jeff Newman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jeff Newman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 rec, 886 yds, 5 TD

RB Adama Traore (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Adama Traore (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 7 att, 18 yds, 0 TD, 51 rec, 211 yds, 0 TD

DT Carly Rae Jensen (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Carly Rae Jensen (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Tck, 2 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

WR Luther Vox (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Luther Vox has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 106 rec, 1066 yds, 6 TD

LB Cruella de Ville (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Cruella de Ville (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 Tck, 4 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Ignatius Reilly (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ignatius Reilly has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 340 Tck, 19 Sck, 6 FF, 2 FR

K Jeremy Crouse Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jeremy Crouse Jr. has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62/79 FG

QB Preston Beatz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Preston Beatz has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 331/559, 3859 yds, 24 TD

RB Michael Touchback (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Michael Touchback (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 389 att, 1660 yds, 17 TD, 99 rec, 561 yds, 1 TD

FB The Incredible Bulk (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB The Incredible Bulk has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 att, 131 yds, 2 TD, 73 rec, 512 yds, 0 TD

WR Rockbot Rockbo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Rockbot Rockbo has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 206 rec, 3343 yds, 23 TD

DE Aidan Hutchinson Jr (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Aidan Hutchinson Jr (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF

LB Gribbuh Fister (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Gribbuh Fister (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 185 Tck, 14 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Blk FG, 7 FF, 7 FR

FS Pang Tong (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Pang Tong (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FR

FS Diggs Sideline-touchdown (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Diggs Sideline-touchdown (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Tck, 1 Sck, 5 Int

K Mike Makmur (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Mike Makmur (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26/36 FG

WR Jezebel Biggins III (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jezebel Biggins III (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 rec, 787 yds, 5 TD

DE Matthew Mayhem (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Matthew Mayhem has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 Tck, 15 Sck, 5 FF, 1 FR

CB Will Nightingale (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Will Nightingale has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 202 Tck, 6 Int, 1 Def TD, 9 FF, 5 FR

QB Adrian St. Christmas (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Adrian St. Christmas has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 591/989, 7285 yds, 59 TD

WR Swantavius Torch (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Swantavius Torch has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 329 rec, 4581 yds, 32 TD

WR Ollie O'Donnell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ollie O'Donnell has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 326 rec, 5242 yds, 37 TD

G Ka Nehesa (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Ka Nehesa (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Pancakes

G De Slang (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G De Slang (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Pancakes

C Ang Ahas (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Ang Ahas (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Pancakes

G Die Schlange (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Die Schlange (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Pancakes

C Ejo Na (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Ejo Na (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Pancakes

LB Y Neidr (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Y Neidr (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 81 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB An Nathair (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB An Nathair (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 3 FR

LB Monty Ward (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Monty Ward has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 187 Tck, 19 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

FS Inspector Gadget (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Inspector Gadget (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 115 Tck, 3 Sck, 15 Int, 3 Def TD, 1 FF

CB Casino Robin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Casino Robin has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 Tck, 7 Int, 2 Def TD, 3 FF, 1 FR

FS La Serpiente (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS La Serpiente (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

RB C.G Breezy (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB C.G Breezy (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 738 att, 3129 yds, 26 TD, 36 rec, 451 yds, 3 TD

DT Sexy Wilfork (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Sexy Wilfork has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 138 Tck, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB El Duderino (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB El Duderino (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 104 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 1 FR

C Pan Cakes (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Pan Cakes has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 149 Pancakes

CB Donatello McTurtle (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Donatello McTurtle (C) has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 316 Tck, 15 Int, 4 Def TD, 11 FF, 4 FR

FS Kyzir Washington (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Kyzir Washington has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 239 Tck, 13 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FF

CB Mabel Pines (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Mabel Pines has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 204 Tck, 9 Int, 8 FF, 3 FR

CB Outlaw Mode Sicko (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Outlaw Mode Sicko has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 266 Tck, 1 Sck, 15 Int, 2 Def TD, 4 FF, 2 FR

K Oryx The Taken King (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Oryx The Taken King (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 10/18 FG

K Booter McGavin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Booter McGavin has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18/24 FG

DE Amadan Fool (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Amadan Fool has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Tck, 17 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

LB JarDarius Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB JarDarius Jones has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 81 Tck, 6 Sck, 2 FF

LB Victor Violin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Victor Violin (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 140 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 2 FR

K Nathan Peterson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Nathan Peterson (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 8/11 FG

P - BOOOOOOOT(BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' P - BOOOOOOOT(BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2180 yards, 14 inside 20

LB Chew Backer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Chew Backer (BOT) has retired after 1 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR