2060 Ultimini

The Tijuana Luchadores have defeated the Kansas City Coyotes in the 2060 Ultimini.

The final score was Luchadores 37 - 16 Coyotes.

Kit Fisto - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Koyote Mack (GM) - LB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Sou Championship Game

The Tijuana Luchadores have defeated the Dallas Birddogs in the 2060 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Luchadores 41 - 16 Birddogs.

Kit Fisto - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Billy Ennair - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Portland Pythons in the 2060 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Coyotes 20 - 10 Pythons.

Scorch von Turbo (R) - RB had a dominant game on offense even while his team lost.

On defense Koyote Mack (GM) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: RB Scorch von Turbo (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 14's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Scorch von Turbo (R). His 25 att, 136 yds, 0 TD performance stood out in the 25 to 23 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former Oxford University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1836 Yards and 14 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 14: FS Sebastian Lovecraft (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Sebastian Lovecraft of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Lovecraft finished with 2 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Birddogs - 27, Royals - 14
Luchadores - 53, Coyotes - 10
Buccaneers - 19, Grey Ducks - 14
Pythons - 25, Seawolves - 23

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
There will be some wild plays in this game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
I love what they are doing in Kansas City coaching-wise. Head coach Maurice Fuchs is a major reason they will win this game. He is a great offensive mind. He is innovative with his defense. He preperation is impeccable.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
I think their defense is really good. They are 4th in sacks with 27. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 23. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 243.2 per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 13. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
They will win again this week. I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Week 13: LB Léopold Roy (R) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Roy (R) absolutely dominated in the Royals 13-12 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Week 13: QB C.G Breezy Jr. (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' C.G Breezy Jr. threw 6 touchdowns, completing 20 of 22 passes for 237 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Breezy Jr., has seen some impressive numbers including 32 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Birddogs - 48, Coyotes - 21
Luchadores - 48, Buccaneers - 13
Seawolves - 28, Grey Ducks - 16
Royals - 13, Pythons - 12

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, it seems obvious that the offense cannot keep Sewage Joe Fantringham - DT down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I really like their defense. They are 1st in sacks with 35. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 19.2. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 104.9 yards per game. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They will increase their winstreak to two this week.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
The Luchadores are a much better team than everyone thinks

Arbuckle (R) every reporter's dream

A person in the Grey Ducks' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Jon Arbuckle (R) - CB. Jon Arbuckle (R) - CB is everywhere in the Minnesota media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Arbuckle (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Grey Ducks are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 12: RB Aaron Ford (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 12's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Aaron Ford (R). His 21 att, 155 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 42 to 10 victory for the London Royals.

The former Oklahoma gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 526 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: CB Gajeel Redfox (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Gajeel Redfox of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Redfox finished with 7 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Birddogs - 31, Pythons - 28
Luchadores - 37, Grey Ducks - 17
Buccaneers - 20, Coyotes - 17
Royals - 42, Seawolves - 10

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They field one of the most underestimated offenses. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 24. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 273.2! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 131.6! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29.3!

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This defense is likely to step up this week. They are 5th in sacks with 20. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 246.2 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 114.1 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 10. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. Just win baby.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They win big.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game.

London Royals surprise everyone!

With an outstanding effort the London Royals pull off the upset against Bondi Beach Buccaneers.
Everyone had expected the Bondi Beach Buccaneers to handle the London Royals with easy, but the Royals just wanted it more. This was really a must win game for the Buccaneers, and the loss will surely put a dent in their confidence.

Week 11: QB C.G Breezy Jr. (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' C.G Breezy Jr. threw 3 touchdowns, completing 23 of 33 passes for 426 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Breezy Jr., has seen some impressive numbers including 24 touchdown passes this season.

Week 11: LB Land Hippo (GM) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Land Hippo (GM) of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Hippo (GM) finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Birddogs - 29, Grey Ducks - 18
Luchadores - 27, Pythons - 20
Royals - 24, Buccaneers - 17
Coyotes - 10, Seawolves - 9

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
This is a very good offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 21. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 257.9! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 136.6! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29.5!

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, I see no way in which you can discount that Iman Outlaw - LB has to potential to carry the Luchadores defense. This will be a very up and down affair.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
The Luchadores win. You can quote me on that. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the two rosters, a good bet is that Kit Fisto - RB is the kind of player you just cannot contain for a whole game.

Scramble at Seawolves' training.

Sources in Seawolves locker room reveal that Cletus Mayo (R) - LB has been on collision course with many of the other Seawolves players recently. This is fractioning the locker room, and has unfuriated the front office. Matthew McDairmid Jr. (R) (C) - K alledgedly tried to punch Cletus Mayo (R) - LB during training, claiming that Mayo (R) had punched him first. The incident is said to have shaken up the Seawolves locker room.'.

Week 10: QB Thor Bollrsveifla (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback Thor Bollrsveifla has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Portland Pythons, 41 to 14. Bollrsveifla did his part, throwing 1 touchdowns, completing 12 of 22 passes for 131 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 15 to 7, and a passer rating of 82.3.

Week 10: LB Iman Outlaw (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Iman Outlaw of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Outlaw finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Birddogs - 37, Seawolves - 19
Luchadores - 27, Royals - 10
Buccaneers - 41, Pythons - 14
Coyotes - 30, Grey Ducks - 20

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Maurice Fuchs has this team running like a well oiled machine. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is innovative with his defense. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 250.2! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. This will be a great game to watch.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at the teams, I agree with the popular opinion that SeeMo' Pancakes (BOT) - G is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Grey Ducks offense.

Platyrhynchos (BOT) every reporter's dream

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Anas Platyrhynchos (BOT) - G. Anas Platyrhynchos (BOT) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The G was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 9: RB Purdy Mediocre (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Mediocre (R)'s 33 att, 155 yds, 2 TD performance against the Portland Pythons. Mediocre (R) from Iowa was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Mediocre (R) now has 784 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: LB Duilio's Beard (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Beard (R) absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 24-21 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 13 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Birddogs - 30, Buccaneers - 7
Luchadores - 48, Seawolves - 10
Grey Ducks - 31, Royals - 30
Coyotes - 24, Pythons - 21

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
When you consider the two rosters, I see that Xavier Buckley - LB needs to show up, but if he does the Pythons defense is very stingy. It might be a high scoring game.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 4th in sacks with 18. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 19.8. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 213.4 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 108.9 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 12.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
For this game, I sense that the defense will need to contain a player like Octavio Volarus (R) - G. Expect him to show up in a big way.

Week 8: CB Dawelle Wevis (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Dawelle Wevis of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Wevis finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 8: QB Scudl McDiddl (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Scudl McDiddl has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the London Royals, 26 to 23. McDiddl did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 25 of 41 passes for 370 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 16 to 11, and a passer rating of 77.2.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Luchadores - 24, Birddogs - 23
Buccaneers - 22, Seawolves - 20
Pythons - 17, Grey Ducks - 14
Coyotes - 26, Royals - 23

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
I think their defense is really good. They are 5th in sacks with 16. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 16.9. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 217.7 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 86 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 7. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
In the context of this game, it is likely that Luchadores will love fielding Ex Ecute (R) - DE against this offense. This man will be critical this week, and will give the offense plenty of trouble. This will be a great game to watch.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
The better team wins. The Birddogs are the better team. No argument.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

London Royals pull off the upset!

With an outstanding effort the London Royals pull off the upset against Dallas Birddogs.
Everyone had expected the Dallas Birddogs to handle the London Royals with easy, but the Royals just wanted it more. This was really a must win game for the Birddogs, and the loss will surely put a dent in their confidence.

Meet media's new darling: Cody Shredder - RB.

A person in the Buccaneers' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Cody Shredder - RB. The city of Bondi Beach just loves to read about and watch Bondi Beach. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Cody Shredder is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Buccaneers.

Week 7: RB Scorch von Turbo (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Scorch von Turbo (R). His 35 att, 181 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 40 to 7 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former Oxford University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 966 Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Pete Moss (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Moss absolutely dominated in the Buccaneers 27-14 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 9 Tck, 3 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 30, Birddogs - 27
Coyotes - 19, Luchadores - 10
Buccaneers - 27, Grey Ducks - 14
Pythons - 40, Seawolves - 7

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
Look for them to continue their winstreak. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Their defense will step up this game. They are 3rd in sacks with 14. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 16.5. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 224.3 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 85.5 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 7. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 4th in forced fumbles. They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
This game will be so very entertaining.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Head coach Robin Wesley puts them over the top in this game. He is running a great offense. Defensively he makes great adjustments.

Week 6: WR Huck Indarts (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Huck Indarts of the Portland Pythons receives the offensive player of the week honors for his 8 rec, 115 yds, 2 TD effort. The former Round 0 selection is racking up the receiving yards, bringing his season total to 486 yards on the season.

Week 6: LB Land Hippo (GM) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Hippo (GM) absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 21-3 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Birddogs - 21, Coyotes - 3
Luchadores - 19, Buccaneers - 14
Grey Ducks - 20, Seawolves - 10
Pythons - 31, Royals - 26

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 5th in sacks with 11. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 17. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 224.6 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 81 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 6. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
This is just going by my intuition.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Get your popcorn ready.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
You got to like this offense. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 10. They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 162.8! They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 27! I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Big boys shows the way in Norfolk.

The offensive line from Seawolves are smashing opponents this year. They’ve given up only 6 sacks in 5 games while collecting 120 pancakes.

Trevor (R) every reporter's dream

According to social media statistics in Tijuana, all the media appearances of Corey Trevor (R) - RB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. Corey Trevor (R) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The RB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 5: QB Thor Bollrsveifla (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' Thor Bollrsveifla threw 2 touchdowns, completing 16 of 23 passes for 183 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Bollrsveifla, has seen some impressive numbers including 10 touchdown passes this season.

Week 5: FS Bamford In'Shambles (GM) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS In'Shambles (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Pythons 24-16 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Bamford has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Pythons Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 5

Pythons - 24, Birddogs - 16
Luchadores - 23, Grey Ducks - 9
Buccaneers - 34, Coyotes - 13
Seawolves - 38, Royals - 31

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game. There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, my view is that C.G Breezy Jr. will be dominant here. The young QB is going to cause headaches for any defense. This week is no difference. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Head coach Brandon Pena runs a tight ship in Minnesota. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He is a great offensive mind. He is running an explosive defense. He preperation is impeccable. This may be where we see their true colors.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They might even blow them out.

Week 4: QB Chappy McChapperson (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Chappy McChapperson threw 4 touchdowns, completing 26 of 39 passes for 308 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for McChapperson, has seen some impressive numbers including 13 touchdown passes this season.

Week 4: LB Joey Battle (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Joey Battle of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Battle finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Birddogs - 39, Grey Ducks - 6
Luchadores - 23, Pythons - 20
Buccaneers - 24, Royals - 17
Seawolves - 28, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 6. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 282.3! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 25.7!

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will really be a statement win.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
For this game, I think a good bet is that Micah Dixon will be dominant here. He is getting paid to deliver in exactly these kinds of games.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Head coach Brandon Pena has this team running like a well oiled machine. He is running a great offense. Defensively he makes great adjustments. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game.

Duckz (BOT) media buzz

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Pvt Duckz (BOT) - DE. The city of Minnesota just loves to read about and watch Minnesota. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Pvt Duckz (BOT) is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Grey Ducks.

Week 3: QB Chappy McChapperson (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Chappy McChapperson threw 5 touchdowns, completing 25 of 40 passes for 358 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for McChapperson, has seen some impressive numbers including 9 touchdown passes this season.

Week 3: FS Bamford In'Shambles (GM) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Bamford In'Shambles (GM) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. In'Shambles (GM) finished with 4 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Birddogs - 45, Seawolves - 33
Luchadores - 41, Royals - 14
Pythons - 25, Buccaneers - 23
Grey Ducks - 30, Coyotes - 27

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
You got to like this defense.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at the teams, most people think that Heracles Harold (GM) - DT is hard to gameplan for. You blink for a second and he has taken over the game.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Head coach Brandon Pena runs a tight ship in Minnesota. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is running an explosive defense. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents.

Kipling (GM) media buzz

According to social media statistics in London, all the media appearances of Rudyard Kipling (GM) - CB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. The city of London just loves to read about and watch London. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Rudyard Kipling (GM) is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Royals.

Week 2: QB C.G Breezy Jr. (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback C.G Breezy Jr. has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Luchadores defeated the Norfolk Seawolves, 48 to 21. Breezy Jr. did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 26 of 35 passes for 471 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 6 to 1, and a passer rating of 125.5.

Week 2: LB Duilio's Beard (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Duilio's Beard (R) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Beard (R) finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 17, Buccaneers - 16
Luchadores - 48, Seawolves - 21
Grey Ducks - 30, Royals - 27
Coyotes - 32, Pythons - 21

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
I do not think people realize how good this defense is.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
This offense is likely to step up this week.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
Head coach William Shipley puts them over the top in this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is running an explosive defense. They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, I think a good bet is that Terry Keller (R) - CB is bound to have an impact. The offense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Week 1: QB Lenard McRobinson (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback Lenard McRobinson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the London Royals, 62 to 14. McRobinson did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 13 of 18 passes for 210 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 3 to 1, and a passer rating of 127.3.

Week 1: FS Sebastian Lovecraft (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Sebastian Lovecraft of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Lovecraft finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 32, Birddogs - 21
Buccaneers - 38, Seawolves - 20
Grey Ducks - 17, Pythons - 13
Coyotes - 62, Royals - 14

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Portland Pythons with 12 votes (Runner up: Kansas City Coyotes with 6 votes)

South South: Tijuana Luchadores with 12 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 4 votes)

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
In this game, we have to acknowledge that there is this RB named Marty Crane. I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
I just really like the way they coach in Tijuana. Head coach Robin Wesley is doing great things. He is a great offensive mind. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at the teams, it is likely that Joey Battle - LB will drive the quarterback crazy. Look for him to dominate. Easy prediction.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
G Unoriginal Name (BOT)
G Sean Steele
G Original Name (BOT)
G Hands McTrillion (BOT)
C I I
C Lord FoolsCat (BOT)
C - Ghost (BOT)
C I I
C Stooge Moe (BOT)
C Jusuf Nurkic (BOT)
C Infinite Puppies (GM)
C Biggie Fast (R)
TE Coyote Gonzalez (GM)
TE Cap'n Feeler (BOT)
TE Bill Bowerman (BOT)
TE Didn't Forget (BOT)
TE Small McTiny Short (BOT)
TE Pierce Hawthorne
WR Watchme Runaway (BOT)
WR JD Power (BOT)
WR Samuel Carter (R)
WR Rico Flores
WR John Parano (R)
WR John Parano
CB Charles Darwin (BOT)
CB Dogone Steel (BOT)
CB Trey Hyman (R)
CB Jim Maverick (R)
CB Phyllis Francis (BOT)
CB Bronco Stallion (R)
LB Steve Prefontaine (BOT)
LB MIA Bronsilino (BOT)
LB ImBad AtNames (BOT)
LB Mark Sabo
LB Vincent Weatherby (R)
LB Beggin' Strips (BOT)
DT I I
DT I I
DT I I
DT Oops all tackles (BOT)
DT Atlas Kirkby
DT Whiskey Biscuits (BOT)
DT Kai Martin (R)
DE I I
DE Jake Mann (R)
DE Tee Joana (BOT)
DE J Robert Bottenheimer (BOT)
DE Baz But Better (BOT)
DE I I

WR Lucas Stevenson (N/A) has retired!

WR Lucas Stevenson (57 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

LB Spicier Ron (GM) (N/A) has retired!

LB Spicier Ron (GM) (59 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (LON) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The London Royals drafted I I #1 overall in the 2060 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Royals general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
A real leader! I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 2: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. In addition to his own role, this kid doubles as glue. He makes everyone on the field play as a team. Well liked in the locker room. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
A real leader! A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. Football is a team sport, and he knows it. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 4: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
I know a lot of people have been waiting impatiently to see him play at the pro level. The wait just got a little shorter.

Pick 5: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. The guy has gets along with everyone. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Ohh are they going to be happy to get him. He is a great fit here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
What you get with this kid, is a guy who understands that this is a team sport. They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Pick 8: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. He is driven by the love of the sport. Liked by coaches and teammates. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Pick 9: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Pick 10: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He helps everyone get in the right position, making the team run as a well oiled machine. Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Just do it! Everyone wins!

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: C TE CB LB
London Royals: T TE CB DE
Minnesota Grey Ducks: C TE LB DE
Portland Pythons: TE LB DE
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: WR
Dallas Birddogs: G LB
Norfolk Seawolves: FS SS
Tijuana Luchadores: T WR DE

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: London Royals own first overall.

Pick 1: London Royals
Pick 2: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 4: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 5: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Pick 8: Tijuana Luchadores

Other retirements

QB James Barbour (68 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Malcolm Baynes (R) (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Michael Brown (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (16 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (1 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (1 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Albert Newell (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB - Nesgative (BOT) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB Lawrence Keefe (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB George Robbins (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB James Torres (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Michael Bales (65 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Norman Barger (64 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Leonard Mcgregor (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Wizards Tower (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G FFFFFFFFFFFFNSTA SUX (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Pancakes
T David Rasmussen (64 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Charles Swank (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T - LordFoolscat (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Lynwood Shannon (67 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Melvin Kimble (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Grumpy Jiggs (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Pancakes
C Artemis Entry (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Pancakes
C Haywood U. Cuddleme (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Pancakes
C Absolute BrickWall (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Pancakes
C Penguin Painter (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Pancakes
C Pierre Pants (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Pancakes
C Sticky's Better (BOT) (38 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Pancakes
TE Michael Morton (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Bruce Mendenhall (46 ovr) : Career stats: 9 rec, 53 yds, 0 TD
TE John Crichton (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 43 rec, 296 yds, 0 TD
TE Mergatroid Skittle (R) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 20 rec, 116 yds, 0 TD
WR Michael Olivas (73 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Joe Beasley (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 20 rec, 269 yds, 0 TD
WR Cash Wheeler (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Samuel Carter (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 3 rec, 35 yds, 0 TD
CB John Mcdonald (63 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Michael McCann (59 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Scooter McNutty (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Tck
CB Gabriel Cash (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Ultimini Champs (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Sub Marine (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Liath Duck (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 62 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Pirate King (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 74 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF
LB Bourbon Beefcake (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck
LB Michael Mansfield (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Michael Morgan (67 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Damian Thrillard (GM) (60 ovr) : Career stats: 22 Tck
DT - Todd (BOT) (59 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Fire LCC (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF
DE - Caaaaarl (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Goomba Oomba (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 5 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty
DE J Robert Bottenheimer (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DE GoodOl Righty (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Tck, 4 Sck
DE GoodOl Lefty (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF
DE Tyree Wells (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Tck
DE Hunter Gardener (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 9 Tck, 1 Sck
DE Lawrence Ponce (45 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Steven Morris (60 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Florida Woman (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 58 Tck
FS Kevin James (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF
FS Hardee Hitt (R) (38 ovr) : Career stats: 12 Tck
SS Larry Baxter (56 ovr) : Career stats:
SS James Whitlock (55 ovr) : Career stats:
SS That-One-Guy Kyle (45 ovr) : Career stats:
K Ken Grenier (64 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Desmond Jones (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K PasLewy Weaver (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P Terry Grubbs (66 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P Jeffrey Wade (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P Jay Holliday (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

K Bob Kickerson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Bob Kickerson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43/56 FG

C Yuri Nator (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Yuri Nator (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Pancakes

RB Smol Chungus (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Smol Chungus (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15 att, 45 yds, 0 TD, 4 rec, 13 yds, 1 TD

RB Malik Brooks (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Malik Brooks has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 450 att, 2245 yds, 18 TD, 32 rec, 212 yds, 3 TD

RB Malik Jordan (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Malik Jordan has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 761 att, 3234 yds, 25 TD, 58 rec, 508 yds, 4 TD

TE Burnt Toast (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Burnt Toast has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 104 rec, 1441 yds, 10 TD

C Blacksmith Andre (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Blacksmith Andre (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Pancakes

DE Rolud Onyxgut (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Rolud Onyxgut (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 3 FR

LB DJ Maclean (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB DJ Maclean has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 172 Tck, 11 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Ivan Baldwin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Ivan Baldwin has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 93 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

SS Mary Marie (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Mary Marie has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 141 Tck, 4 Sck, 7 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB DeAndre Crover (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB DeAndre Crover has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 228 Tck, 2 Sck, 11 Int, 3 FF, 4 FR

QB Wolfie McDummy Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Wolfie McDummy Jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 300/566, 3666 yds, 26 TD

TE Spud McKenzie (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Spud McKenzie (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 rec, 437 yds, 6 TD

G Giveu Dabidness (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Giveu Dabidness (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 116 Pancakes

C Whiskey Retriever (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Whiskey Retriever (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Pancakes

G Justin Willis (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Justin Willis (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 Pancakes

LB Ol' Yeller (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ol' Yeller (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 6 FF, 3 FR

LB Lassie JimmiesInTheWell (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Lassie JimmiesInTheWell (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 FF

WR Will Hartford (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Will Hartford (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 rec, 612 yds, 4 TD

K Whiskey Kicker Jr (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Whiskey Kicker Jr (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 10/14 FG

C - Balto (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C - Balto (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 Pancakes

LB - Lady (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB - Lady (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 2 FR

C Bubba Chubb (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bubba Chubb has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Pancakes

FS Icepick O'Hullihan (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Icepick O'Hullihan has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

CB Banjo O'Kudah (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Banjo O'Kudah has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 137 Tck, 1 Int, 6 FF, 2 FR

CB Heiiajs D. Owidhuse (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Heiiajs D. Owidhuse (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 5 Tck, 2 FR

K - Summer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K - Summer (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 14/19 FG

FS Matthew Fryars (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Matthew Fryars has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 152 Tck, 4 Sck, 9 Int, 2 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

RB Hingle McCringleberry (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Hingle McCringleberry (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 att, 467 yds, 5 TD, 12 rec, 76 yds, 1 TD

TE Hank Mardukas (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Hank Mardukas (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 rec, 590 yds, 4 TD

TE Kenny Szymborski (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Kenny Szymborski has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 rec, 1248 yds, 12 TD

WR Diego López Alonso (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Diego López Alonso has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 122 rec, 1704 yds, 11 TD

WR Branden Rojas (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Branden Rojas has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 306 rec, 4298 yds, 34 TD

C Shucks McShuckle (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Shucks McShuckle (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Pancakes

DT Captain Huts (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Captain Huts (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

LB Bigton Hammer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Bigton Hammer has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 136 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

CB Bill Crazy (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bill Crazy (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Tck, 4 Int, 1 FR

QB Rocky Franklin III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Rocky Franklin III has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 751/1259, 9053 yds, 61 TD

RB Sailor Moon (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Sailor Moon (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 153 att, 755 yds, 6 TD, 6 rec, 41 yds, 0 TD

FB Hammurabi Dieterschlagg (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Hammurabi Dieterschlagg (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 att, 118 yds, 0 TD, 22 rec, 97 yds, 2 TD

TE Geno Mcfly (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Geno Mcfly (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 rec, 564 yds, 2 TD

DT Billy Bayou (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Billy Bayou has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 2 Sck

DT Negs Suxlmap (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Negs Suxlmap (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF

LB Terry Johnson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Terry Johnson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 186 Tck, 12 Sck, 6 FF, 2 FR

FS Quandale Dingle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Quandale Dingle has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 197 Tck, 11 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 5 FR

CB Legs McMillion (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Legs McMillion (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF

FS Garth Silver (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Garth Silver has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

QB Donovan Winters III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Donovan Winters III has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1181/1860, 13161 yds, 103 TD

K Ban Kicking (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Ban Kicking (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24/30 FG

G John Roney (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G John Roney (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

WR Aaron Jäger (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Aaron Jäger (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 rec, 1226 yds, 9 TD

C Trent Silverback (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Trent Silverback has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 104 Pancakes

DT Damarcus Cole (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Damarcus Cole has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 1 FR

DE Tim Volmer (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Tim Volmer (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Tck, 7 Sck, 5 FF, 2 FR

DT Jumbo Edward (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Jumbo Edward has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 16 Sck, 3 FF

LB Mingus Mapps (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Mingus Mapps (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 113 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

LB Wayne Twitchell (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Wayne Twitchell (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Benjamin Duvernay (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Benjamin Duvernay has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 116 Tck, 4 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

RB Kyle Crane (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kyle Crane has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 309 att, 1320 yds, 7 TD, 68 rec, 500 yds, 3 TD

K James Terwilliger (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K James Terwilliger (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22/27 FG

RB Gucci Gurley (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Gucci Gurley has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 695 att, 3181 yds, 25 TD, 161 rec, 1436 yds, 10 TD

K Swanky Kotasa-Dude (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Swanky Kotasa-Dude (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0/0 FG

C Rodger Castone (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Rodger Castone (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Pancakes

LB Logjammed McBobface (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Logjammed McBobface has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 146 Tck, 21 Sck, 8 FF, 2 FR

LB Ryan Knock (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ryan Knock has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 158 Tck, 16 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 2 FR

CB Dino Nuggets (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dino Nuggets (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Blk FG, 3 FF, 2 FR

T Joshua Mabry (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Joshua Mabry has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 83 Pancakes

DT DJ Rodman (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT DJ Rodman (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with

FS Demarius Cook (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Demarius Cook has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 219 Tck, 4 Sck, 9 Int, 7 FF, 5 FR

WR Keno Akara (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Keno Akara has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 146 rec, 2047 yds, 10 TD

DE SpaGhetto Anthem (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE SpaGhetto Anthem (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 14 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FR

K Skoomina Hulk a Votto (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Skoomina Hulk a Votto has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79/105 FG

DE Lenny Lyons Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Lenny Lyons Jr. has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 117 Tck, 28 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 4 FR

TE Nick Williams (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Nick Williams has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 102 rec, 890 yds, 9 TD

WR Mike Ehrmantraut (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mike Ehrmantraut has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 247 rec, 3691 yds, 25 TD

FS Brian Vincent-Vega (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Brian Vincent-Vega has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 103 Tck, 7 Int, 3 FF

CB Bradley Welch Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bradley Welch Jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 133 Tck, 6 Int, 3 FF

DT Adriano Goopert (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Adriano Goopert has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19 Tck, 1 FR

DE Carl Weezer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Carl Weezer has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Tck

CB Bobby Steel (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bobby Steel has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 201 Tck, 12 Int, 2 Def TD, 7 FF, 2 FR

WR Keanu Calhoun (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Keanu Calhoun has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 rec, 1232 yds, 9 TD