2063 Ultimini

The Tijuana Luchadores have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2063 Ultimini.

The final score was Luchadores 20 - 10 Grey Ducks.

Lawrence Crawford - WR had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Liggy Jiggy (R) - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Tijuana Luchadores have defeated the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2063 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Seawolves 13 - 18 Luchadores.

Bob Kronkowski (C) - TE had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Rusty Shackleferd - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Minnesota Grey Ducks have defeated the London Royals in the 2063 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Royals 24 - 33 Grey Ducks.

Tim Robinson (R) - K had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Bill Dozier (GM) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: QB Katya Zamolodchikova (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Portland Pythons' Katya Zamolodchikova (R) threw 2 touchdowns, completing 28 of 46 passes for 303 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Zamolodchikova (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Week 14: DE Rick van Vale (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Rick van Vale of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. van Vale finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Trouble in Kansas City

Sources in Kansas City confirm that Russell Jimmies - QB has been on collision course with many of the other Coyotes players recently. This is fractioning the locker room, and has unfuriated the front office. Coaches came running onto the turf earlier this week in training when Klaus Reinhardt (R) - T alledgedly shoved Russell Jimmies - QB to the ground. This led Russell Jimmies - QB to embark on an explicit-laden tirade. Eventually, Jimmies had to be taken into the locker room by the coaches.'.

Zipstep gloats after Royals victory.

No mincing of words from Zigzag Zipstep after the Royals beat the Pythons. 'I think we were clearly the better team. You know, the Pythons talk a big game, but then this game gave context to that.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Royals - 31, Grey Ducks - 16
Seawolves - 33, Luchadores - 20
Coyotes - 20, Pythons - 17
Birddogs - 26, Buccaneers - 17

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at the teams, it is likely that Garfield Despacito IV - DE is bound to have an impact. The offense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance. It may even be a blow out.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
It might be a high scoring game.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Their win streak will not be broken in this game. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
All aboard the Grey Ducks hypetrain.

Week 13: RB Stone Wall (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 13's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Stone Wall. His 18 att, 125 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 37 to 20 victory for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

The former NYCU gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1134 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: LB Joe Blaze (R) (C) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Blaze (R) (C) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 24-20 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 17, Birddogs - 13
Buccaneers - 37, Pythons - 20
Seawolves - 27, Royals - 24
Grey Ducks - 24, Luchadores - 20

Game of the Week: London Royals at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Mary Moore : London Royals
For this game, my best guess is that Hot Dam (R) will be dominant here. The young DT is going to destroy the offense. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : London Royals
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 27. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 255.3! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 25.9! You heard it here first.

Darren Francis : London Royals
I do not know why. I just have this hunch.

Russell Jimmies - QB shines!

Russell Jimmies - QB is looking like a star out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such formidable football, he’s got a shot at an MVP caliber season.

Dallas Birddogs upset the Tijuana Luchadores!

The Dallas Birddogs fans are celebrating after the Birddogs took down the Tijuana Luchadores.
In a superb effort the Birddogs kept at it, and brought home the win. The Luchadores are widely considered to be the better of the two programs, but with the Birddogs winning the fans are hoping that the Birddogs will soon be able to dance with the big boys.

Week 12: SS William Henry Drayton (BOT) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS William Henry Drayton (BOT) of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Drayton (BOT) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Week 12: QB Elijah Dyson (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Elijah Dyson (C) threw 2 touchdowns, completing 14 of 23 passes for 232 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Dyson (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 14 touchdown passes this season.

Meet media's new darling: Chunky Campbell Soup - G.

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Minnesota have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Chunky Campbell Soup - G. Chunky Campbell Soup is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The G was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Grey Ducks - 25, Coyotes - 14
Seawolves - 37, Buccaneers - 3
Birddogs - 26, Luchadores - 15
Royals - 43, Pythons - 17

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
Their losing streak is misleading. They will win this week. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Mary Moore : London Royals
I am sure head coach Albert Rivera has something up his sleeve for this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. Believe me.

Jim Nox : London Royals
They will rely on their defense to pull them through. They are 2nd in sacks with 38. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 14.6. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 211.5 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 97 yards per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 9. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss.

Darren Francis : London Royals
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Week 11: LB Grzegorz Winnicki (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Winnicki absolutely dominated in the Luchadores 41-16 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int.

Week 11: QB Puddles O'Duck (C) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback Puddles O'Duck (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Luchadores defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 41 to 16. O'Duck (C) did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 21 of 32 passes for 317 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 25 to 10, and a passer rating of 90.6.

Bull (BOT) media buzz

A person in the Birddogs' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Pit Bull (BOT) - C. The city of Dallas just loves to read about and watch Dallas. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Pit Bull (BOT) is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Birddogs.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Luchadores - 41, Coyotes - 16
Royals - 25, Birddogs - 10
Buccaneers - 13, Grey Ducks - 10
Seawolves - 24, Pythons - 10

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, my best guess is that D'Glester Hardunkichud - LB is the guy to watch. His paycheck alone should give that away. He will be great to watch. We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
I do not think their offense gets enough credit. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 15. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 238.5! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I am sure head coach Robin Wesley has something up his sleeve for this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Week 10: QB Puddles O'Duck (C) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback Puddles O'Duck (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Luchadores defeated the Portland Pythons, 26 to 20. O'Duck (C) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 28 of 47 passes for 405 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 21 to 10, and a passer rating of 86.6.

Week 10: SS Lyle Robiduck (GM) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Robiduck (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 30-7 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 4 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

"Lyle has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 10

Coyotes - 38, Seawolves - 10
Luchadores - 26, Pythons - 20
Royals - 29, Buccaneers - 6
Grey Ducks - 30, Birddogs - 7

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Shipley has them prepared for this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game. Expect a great game.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Pythons are overhyped. They are who we thought they were. It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
They will rely on their defense to pull them through. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 216.9 per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 9. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles. The referees will have their work cut out for them. This will be very competitive and intense.

Week 9: LB Robot Sunfish (C) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Sunfish (C) absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 24-21 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 8 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 9: QB Dexter Morgan (R) (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The London Royals' Dexter Morgan (R) (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 22 of 35 passes for 245 yards in the Royals victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Morgan (R) (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Birddogs - 24, Seawolves - 21
Royals - 34, Coyotes - 14
Luchadores - 26, Buccaneers - 12
Pythons - 23, Grey Ducks - 21

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
I do not think their offense gets enough credit. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 17. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 261! They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 127.9! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29.8!

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Lots of points scored.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I think their defense is really good. They are 5th in sacks with 15. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 22.1. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 140.9 yards per game. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
They will increase their winstreak to two this week.

Week 8: LB FTBLLCMR4D RUS-KCKR-001 (R) (C) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB RUS-KCKR-001 (R) (C) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 41-31 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 11 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Week 8: QB Puddles O'Duck (C) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Puddles O'Duck (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 31 of 50 passes for 369 yards in the Luchadores victory over the London Royals.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for O'Duck (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 17 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Pythons - 41, Birddogs - 31
Grey Ducks - 21, Seawolves - 17
Luchadores - 38, Royals - 6
Buccaneers - 34, Coyotes - 23

Game of the Week: London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
You just have to look at their defense. They are 1st in sacks with 25. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 13.3. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 199 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 108.1 yards per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 5. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : London Royals
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 17. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 258.4! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 24.9!

Jim Nox : London Royals
The Royals win. I see no reason to think otherwise. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Darren Francis : London Royals
They might even win with three touchdowns.

Week 7: QB - Bugs (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' - Bugs (C) threw 2 touchdowns, completing 28 of 44 passes for 256 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Bugs (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 7 touchdown passes this season.

Week 7: CB Zamir Multi 15 (GM) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Zamir Multi 15 (GM) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Multi 15 (GM) finished with 3 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Grey Ducks - 28, Seawolves - 21
Pythons - 23, Birddogs - 13
Buccaneers - 20, Coyotes - 16
Royals - 17, Luchadores - 13

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
When you think of the players that will be on the field, it seems obvious that Ryan Joseph - LB can drive quarterbacks crazy. Look for him to dominate.

Mary Moore : London Royals
There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 12. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 247.2! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 10. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 141.7! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 31.2!

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
The Luchadores are a much better team than everyone thinks

Week 6: SS William Eaton (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Eaton (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Seawolves 27-6 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 4 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 2 FR.

"William has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Seawolves Defensive Coordinator

Week 6: QB Greg Hirsch (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Greg Hirsch threw 4 touchdowns, completing 19 of 26 passes for 293 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Hirsch, has seen some impressive numbers including 12 touchdown passes this season.

Meet media's new darling: Cleetus Beauregard - DE.

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Cleetus Beauregard - DE. Cleetus Beauregard - DE is everywhere in the Bondi Beach media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Beauregard navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Buccaneers are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Luchadores - 30, Buccaneers - 30
Seawolves - 27, Birddogs - 6
Royals - 24, Coyotes - 20
Grey Ducks - 44, Pythons - 23

Game of the Week: London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
They will keep their winstreak going.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
The Coyotes win. I see no reason to think otherwise. This game will be so very entertaining.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Head coach Albert Rivera runs a tight ship in London. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. Defensively he makes great adjustments. This will be a great game to watch.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Week 5: FS Zeigler Lasse (GM) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Lasse (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Seawolves 48-10 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 2 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Zeigler has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Seawolves Defensive Coordinator

Week 5: RB Brandon Johnson (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Brandon Johnson. His 13 att, 103 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 38 to 29 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former Univeristy of Toronto gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 437 Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Meet media's new darling: GhostOf KCGordon (BOT) - LB.

A person in the Luchadores' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by GhostOf KCGordon (BOT) - LB. GhostOf KCGordon (BOT) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Royals - 15, Buccaneers - 13
Luchadores - 38, Pythons - 29
Birddogs - 27, Grey Ducks - 24
Seawolves - 48, Coyotes - 10

Game of the Week: London Royals at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
I do not think people realize how good this defense is. They are 1st in sacks with 17. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 11.8. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 200.5 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 103.2 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 3. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 201!

Jim Nox : London Royals
Looking at the two rosters, I feel fairly certain that Juan Carrasco - DT is the kind of player who will give the offense nightmares.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you would be a fool not to think that NearlyHeadless Nick (BOT) - WR is hard to gameplan for. Look for him to dominate.

Week 4: QB - Bugs (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback - Bugs (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks, 35 to 31. Bugs (C) did his part, throwing 1 touchdowns, completing 9 of 20 passes for 108 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 3 to 3, and a passer rating of 58.9.

Week 4: LB Robot Sunfish (C) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Robot Sunfish (C) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Sunfish (C) finished with 8 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Royals - 34, Birddogs - 13
Buccaneers - 35, Grey Ducks - 31
Seawolves - 40, Pythons - 14
Coyotes - 26, Luchadores - 23

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, the scouts tell me that the Coyotes' defense goes through D'Glester Hardunkichud - LB. When he is at his best, the Coyotes offense is like a well oiled machine.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
They greatly outscore them here.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
They will win again this week.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Head coach Robin Wesley puts them over the top in this game. He is a great offensive mind. Defensively he makes great adjustments. They will put up a lot of points.

Week 3: QB Elijah Dyson (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Elijah Dyson (C) threw 1 touchdowns, completing 11 of 24 passes for 138 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Dyson (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 2 touchdown passes this season.

Week 3: LB Jack Destroyer (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Jack Destroyer of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Destroyer finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Royals - 28, Pythons - 17
Coyotes - 34, Grey Ducks - 27
Luchadores - 45, Birddogs - 7
Seawolves - 33, Buccaneers - 10

Game of the Week: London Royals at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
I think their defense is really good.

Mary Moore : London Royals
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
The difference in this game will be their offense. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Punches thrown in Kansas City!

An individual with connections in the Coyotes' locker room says that the pressure is brewing in the Coyotes locker room. Sniping and bickering between certain player has been excalating for some time. Apparently, Russell Jimmies - QB threw his helmet at Brennan Kennedy II - LB after an argument in the locker room. The incident followed a recent streak of bickering and arguments between the two. Nevertheless, with things having now escalated, the challange now is whether the coaching staff can clamp down and get them on the same page.'.

Week 2: RB Jag McQueen (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 2's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Jag McQueen. His 15 att, 86 yds, 1 TD, 2 rec, 58 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 27 to 20 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Texas Tech gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 147 Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: DT Lheorvine Adebisi (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Lheorvine Adebisi of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Adebisi finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Pythons - 15, Buccaneers - 3
Grey Ducks - 33, Luchadores - 27
Coyotes - 27, Birddogs - 20
Royals - 26, Seawolves - 7

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Buccaneers are overhyped. They are who we thought they were. They will rack up a lot of points.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I think their defense will carry them. They might even blow them out.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This will be a great game to watch.

Week 1: QB Katya Zamolodchikova (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Portland Pythons' Katya Zamolodchikova (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 23 of 34 passes for 278 yards in the Pythons victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Zamolodchikova (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 4 touchdown passes this season.

Week 1: LB D'Glester Hardunkichud (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB D'Glester Hardunkichud of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Hardunkichud finished with 11 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 24, Seawolves - 21
Pythons - 37, Coyotes - 27
Royals - 30, Grey Ducks - 10
Buccaneers - 30, Birddogs - 14

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 10 votes (Runner up: London Royals with 6 votes)

South South: Tijuana Luchadores with 10 votes (Runner up: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 6 votes)

Game of the Week: London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
A close win.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Of course the Grey Ducks win. Have you been living under a rock?

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I think their defense is really good.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
For this match up, I would argue that Dunkler Sowerwine - DT can take over a game. Looking at the Grey Ducks defense, it is clear that when he shows up, it is always entertaining.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR Randall Cobbyote (BOT)
WR Gavin Bebardo (R)
CB Earnest Splash (R)
CB Link Fromzelda (GM)
CB Dat Corner (BOT)
LB Patrick Star (BOT)
LB Dennis Li (R)
LB Manti Yote'o (BOT)
LB Siris Inderbitzen (R)
LB Goodest Boi (BOT)
LB Toto Oz (BOT)
LB Rush Hardman (R)
DT I I
DT I I
DT TJ Enterfeltd

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (14 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (41 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

T I I (N/A) has retired!

T I I (48 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

RB Jack Mancuso (R) (N/A) has retired!

RB Jack Mancuso (R) (59 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (10 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (DAL) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Dallas Birddogs drafted I I #1 overall in the 2063 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Birddogs general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Pick 2: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. 'Team player', this is the correct term for him. He makes everyone around him better. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Pick 3: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 4: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Pick 5: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. Teammates love him. All he cares about is the team. He helps everyone succeed. Liked by coaches and teammates. Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Teammates love him. All he cares about is the team. He helps everyone succeed. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Pick 8: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
His leadership is through the roof. He is on the frontline, always. I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Pick 9: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Pick 10: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Every team values leadership, someone to lead by example, this is the guy. It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: RB DT DE SS
London Royals: WR CB FS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: DE SS
Portland Pythons: DT SS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C CB DT FS
Dallas Birddogs: LB DT DE SS
Norfolk Seawolves: LB SS
Tijuana Luchadores: LB

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Dallas Birddogs own first overall.

Pick 1: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 2: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 3: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 4: London Royals
Pick 5: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 8: Portland Pythons

RB Kit Fisto (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kit Fisto (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 att, 46 yds, 1 TD

WR Jarad Marshall (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jarad Marshall has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 rec, 892 yds, 7 TD

Other retirements

QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB So Gringo (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB So Gringo (R) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Kemari Bennett (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB James Linch (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Meatshield Megazord (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 12 att, 40 yds, 0 TD, 8 rec, 35 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (23 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Dee Gen-X (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Snake Jazz (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
G Bootstrap Bill (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G El Gato (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Pancakes
G Adventure Galley (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Pancakes
G Royal Fortune (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 29 Pancakes
G I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Willard Van Orman Quine (GM) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Taylor Swift (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Bot aVelociraptor (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 34 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Dee Gen-X (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Queen-Anne's Revenge (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
C Golden Hind (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Pancakes
C Davey Jones (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Sonar Ping (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Pancakes
C I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Bot oTriceratops (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Pancakes
C I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Bob Kronkowski (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Theo Blake (51 ovr) : Career stats: 58 rec, 397 yds, 1 TD
TE Raffi Turnbull (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Bob Kronkowski (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE John le Ston (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Tyler Higbee II (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Swim Trunks (BOT) (37 ovr) : Career stats: 11 rec, 57 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Brad Woof (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Ricky Ray (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Ricky Ray (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Travis Taylor (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Big Pickle (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Carson Cutbirth (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 15 rec, 198 yds, 1 TD
WR I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Bulwark Evangelion (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF
CB Barry Cuda (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR
CB Knight Rayearth (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR
LB Mike Hawk (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FR
LB Grzegorz Winnicki (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Ban Hammer (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Ban Hammer (GM) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Gumba Bad (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 58 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Ban Kickers (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Aeons Jenni (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Lance Alot (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Blk FG
DT Ban Kickers (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Dee Juana (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DT A HorseSizedDuck (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Emerson Bigguns (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Barbie Cue (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Northeast Hipster (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 36 Tck
DT Neon Genesis (GM) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Garlic Jr. (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Kiwi Flapjacks (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Wilee Coyote (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Thomas Sackarelli (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Breached Hull (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF
DE Ex Ecute (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Miller Light (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Tck
FS Travis Kent (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
FS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Fisherman Pat (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 44 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
SS Jumping Gundam (GM) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 52 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty
SS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
SS La'Travious Ward (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 59 Tck, 1 Sck
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Edith Nickelback (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Cleveland Brown (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Tar XF (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Tar XF (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

DT Carter Goad (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Carter Goad has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 FF, 2 FR

C Bot uBrachiosaurus (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bot uBrachiosaurus (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Pancakes

G Bot eTyrannosaurus (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bot eTyrannosaurus (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22 Pancakes

WR La'Fluke Paris-Johnson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR La'Fluke Paris-Johnson has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 239 rec, 3237 yds, 23 TD

TE Kieran Kovalev (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Kieran Kovalev has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 111 rec, 741 yds, 4 TD

CB Meowchael Cleocatchra (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Meowchael Cleocatchra has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 192 Tck, 8 Int, 2 Def TD, 5 FF, 1 FR

K Supreme Gundank (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Supreme Gundank (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13/18 FG

DE Strike Freedom (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Strike Freedom (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

C - Triceracop (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C - Triceracop has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 108 Pancakes

RB Bertie Mannering-Phipps (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Bertie Mannering-Phipps has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 894 att, 3769 yds, 28 TD, 61 rec, 589 yds, 5 TD

TE Jelani Avant (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Jelani Avant (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 rec, 530 yds, 1 TD

WR Robbie Chosen (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Robbie Chosen (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 rec, 630 yds, 2 TD

RB Kate Beckinsale (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kate Beckinsale (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 att, 342 yds, 3 TD, 18 rec, 137 yds, 2 TD

CB Dylan Friedland (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dylan Friedland has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 2 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

FS Luke Hunter (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Luke Hunter (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 78 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

K Master Chief (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Master Chief (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/28 FG

SS Etwaun Morgan III (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Etwaun Morgan III (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

DE Crazy Tomato (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Crazy Tomato has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 1 FR

T Giannis Kroustis Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Giannis Kroustis Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Pancakes

RB Anakin Skywalker (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Anakin Skywalker has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 549 att, 2283 yds, 13 TD, 119 rec, 1162 yds, 7 TD

K Jack Arthur (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jack Arthur (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31/41 FG

FS Lassie Retriever (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Lassie Retriever (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

LB 70 Riley (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB 70 Riley (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 97 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 FR

DE Scruff McGruff (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Scruff McGruff (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

DE Lucha Labradore (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Lucha Labradore (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

K Chris Blewitt (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Chris Blewitt (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/29 FG

DT Ronald McDonald (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ronald McDonald has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 Tck, 7 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

G Drake Maverick (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Drake Maverick (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

G Barret Garrett (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Barret Garrett (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

WR Orange Julius (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Orange Julius has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 162 rec, 2493 yds, 14 TD

LB Snowman Frowney (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Snowman Frowney (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FR

LB Cookie Monster (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Cookie Monster has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 222 Tck, 14 Sck, 4 FF

FS The Red Panda (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS The Red Panda has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 304 Tck, 6 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 6 FR

CB Paul Dosza (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Paul Dosza has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 219 Tck, 3 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 5 FF, 4 FR

CB Wayne Miller (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Wayne Miller (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 98 Tck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

DT Carl Fredrickson (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Carl Fredrickson (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Sfty

T 26Ducks InaTrenchcoast (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T 26Ducks InaTrenchcoast (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

C Adister Allebam (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Adister Allebam (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66 Pancakes

G Sand Sandrew (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Sand Sandrew (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Pancakes

G Laust Feercor (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Laust Feercor (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

WR Thomas Sutha (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Thomas Sutha has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 223 rec, 3570 yds, 22 TD

WR Zisia ReallyLongName (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Zisia ReallyLongName (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 rec, 723 yds, 4 TD

RB Hercules Henry (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Hercules Henry (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 219 att, 1024 yds, 11 TD, 18 rec, 233 yds, 0 TD

DT Redd Mistt (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Redd Mistt has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 113 Tck, 6 Sck

DE Lieks Acksalot (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Lieks Acksalot has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 Tck, 19 Sck, 5 FF, 1 FR

LB Henry Cavill (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Henry Cavill (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Nicholas Gilbert (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Nicholas Gilbert has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Perry Passiveman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Perry Passiveman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 112 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF

CB Geo Roberts (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Geo Roberts has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 101 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 6 FF, 3 FR

FS Scott Junior (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Scott Junior has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 100 Tck, 3 Sck, 5 Int, 9 FF, 2 FR

LB Thor Dangerson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Thor Dangerson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 193 Tck, 26 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

DE King Dingaling (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE King Dingaling (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Tck, 5 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

DT Ban Kickers (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ban Kickers (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

DT Oops All-Pro (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Oops All-Pro (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Tck, 12 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

WR Mattrim Cauthon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mattrim Cauthon has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 rec, 1238 yds, 9 TD

WR Jordan Bamford (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jordan Bamford has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 rec, 1765 yds, 8 TD

TE Bought'n Paid-For (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Bought'n Paid-For (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 rec, 124 yds, 1 TD

RB Eldroh Kove (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Eldroh Kove has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 992 att, 4455 yds, 32 TD, 163 rec, 1071 yds, 8 TD

RB Sean Aldrich (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Sean Aldrich has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 440 att, 2060 yds, 17 TD, 51 rec, 449 yds, 0 TD

QB Jay Cue III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Jay Cue III has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 883/1449, 10108 yds, 73 TD

CB Pat Uncertain (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Pat Uncertain (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 Tck, 2 Int, 4 FF

CB Bell Peepo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bell Peepo has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 205 Tck, 4 Sck, 13 Int, 3 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB - Gougar (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB - Gougar has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 226 Tck, 16 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

K Derided Hydrogen (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Derided Hydrogen (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/20 FG

DT Best Sub (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Best Sub (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

T Steve Submarine (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Steve Submarine (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Pancakes

QB Maximus Boudreaux (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Maximus Boudreaux has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 879/1539, 10662 yds, 63 TD

K Jack Sloth (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jack Sloth (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2/2 FG

CB Devin Jones (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Devin Jones (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 Tck, 1 Int

DT Emerson Bigguns (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Emerson Bigguns has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FR

WR Zachariah Mitchell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Zachariah Mitchell has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 rec, 363 yds, 1 TD

K Regression Is'Theft (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Regression Is'Theft (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18/24 FG

CB Trent Thigpen (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Trent Thigpen (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 5 Sck, 5 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR

LB Narl Hecklenburg (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Narl Hecklenburg (C) has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 297 Tck, 20 Sck, 5 FF, 3 FR

DT Tupac Amaru II (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Tupac Amaru II (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF

C Turn Stile (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Turn Stile (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

G Penalty Committer (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Penalty Committer (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Pancakes

RB Tatum Washington the III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Tatum Washington the III has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 337 att, 1441 yds, 18 TD, 42 rec, 354 yds, 4 TD

RB Kyle Bessey (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kyle Bessey has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 509 att, 2412 yds, 24 TD, 125 rec, 1242 yds, 18 TD

K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0/0 FG

CB Trevor Prowler (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Trevor Prowler has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 174 Tck, 5 Int, 3 Def TD, 7 FF, 4 FR

TE Kirby Bernard (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Kirby Bernard has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 rec, 228 yds, 2 TD