2064 Ultimini

The Portland Pythons have defeated the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2064 Ultimini.

The final score was Seawolves 20 - 42 Pythons.

Pasta Rockmann (R) - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Monty Ford (R) - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Norfolk Seawolves have defeated the Dallas Birddogs in the 2064 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Seawolves 22 - 19 Birddogs.

Sweet Sweet Ganjasmoke - WR had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense David Hudgens IV (R) - DE had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Portland Pythons have defeated the London Royals in the 2064 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Royals 3 - 23 Pythons.

Harvin Marrison (C) - WR had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense JC Tomlinson (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: RB Guess Who (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 14's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Guess Who (R). His 15 att, 156 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 31 to 21 victory for the London Royals.

The former University of Piraeus gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 514 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 14: FS Victoire Absolue (R) (C) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Absolue (R) (C)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Royals 31-21 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Victoire has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Royals Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 14

Royals - 31, Coyotes - 21
Seawolves - 51, Buccaneers - 10
Pythons - 31, Grey Ducks - 17
Birddogs - 34, Luchadores - 14

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Believe me.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
This should be some good football.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Look for them to build on their last win. This will be a very entertaining game.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
This defense is likely to step up this week. They are 2nd in sacks with 42. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 20.4. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 97.4 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 18. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Robot (GM) every reporter's dream

A person in the Seawolves' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Sunfish Robot (GM) - LB. Sunfish Robot (GM) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 13: QB Challah Famer (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Challah Famer (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 28 of 38 passes for 405 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Famer (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 19 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: LB FTBLLCMR4D RUS-KCKR-001 (C) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB FTBLLCMR4D RUS-KCKR-001 (C) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. RUS-KCKR-001 (C) finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Pythons - 30, Birddogs - 9
Luchadores - 35, Grey Ducks - 32
Buccaneers - 20, Coyotes - 14
Seawolves - 31, Royals - 24

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Looking at the two rosters, my line of thinking is that Jack Cannon (R) (C) - QB is a key cog in the offensive machinery of the Seawolves. Should be interesting to see him going against a quality opponent. A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : London Royals
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
You got to like this offense. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 24. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 284.8! They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 98.3! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 25.2! They will rack up a lot of points.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
Looking at the two rosters, I think a good bet is that there is this LB named Frosty Steele. I expect everyone knows this guy will be a wrecking ball. This will be a very up and down affair.

Week 12: CB I. Q. Bowman (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB I. Q. Bowman (R) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bowman (R) finished with 10 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 12: QB Challah Famer (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Challah Famer (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 15 of 28 passes for 149 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Famer (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 15 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Pythons - 24, Royals - 3
Luchadores - 45, Buccaneers - 10
Seawolves - 31, Birddogs - 24
Grey Ducks - 27, Coyotes - 25

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I see them winning again this week. A close win.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
The Birddogs win. I see no reason to think otherwise. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you would be a fool not to think that the Seawolves rely on Lloyd Boernsteen - CB on their defense. This is no reason to worry, he is great.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
I just really like the way they coach in Dallas. Head coach Wade Sager is doing great things. He is doing some really smart things on offense. Defensively he makes great adjustments. He will out-prepare any opponent.

Fight breaks out at the Royals' facility.

Sources in Royals locker room reveal that the Royals locker room is fractioning. In particular two players have been on collision course according to an anonymous player on the team who said: 'I do not know what is up with George Washington (BOT) and Ajax Sakarias. They have been going at it for a while now. The rest of us are worried.'. Coaches came running onto the turf earlier this week in training when Ajax Sakarias - WR alledgedly shoved George Washington (BOT) - DT to the ground. This led George Washington (BOT) - DT to embark on an explicit-laden tirade. Eventually, Washington (BOT) had to be taken into the locker room by the coaches.'.

Land Shark (R) every reporter's dream

According to social media statistics in Minnesota, all the media appearances of Jess Land Shark (R) - WR is cementing his status as a rising media persona. The media presense of Jess Land Shark (R) - WR is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Grey Ducks are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Land Shark (R) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Grey Ducks.

Week 11: LB Alexander Hordle Jr. (R) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Alexander Hordle Jr. (R) of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Hordle Jr. (R) finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Week 11: RB Cedric Theriault (C) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Theriault (C)'s 28 att, 79 yds, 1 TD, 4 rec, 57 yds, 1 TD performance against the Kansas City Coyotes. Theriault (C) from Laval University was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Theriault (C) now has 862 Rushing Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Seawolves - 20, Pythons - 17
Birddogs - 23, Coyotes - 7
Royals - 19, Luchadores - 14
Buccaneers - 30, Grey Ducks - 20

Game of the Week: London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
I do not think their defense gets enough credit. They are 1st in sacks with 32. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 17.6. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 253.8 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 91.7 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 17. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
I am sure head coach Robin Wesley has something up his sleeve for this game. He is a great offensive mind. He is one of the best defensive minds. The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Looking at how the teams match up, I think that Zach Ovtroy (R) - DT is going to be a difference maker on the Royals defense. When they win here, people will take notice.

Darren Francis : London Royals
Lots of points scored.

Marrison (C) every reporter's dream

A flurry of media appearances by Harvin Marrison (C) have blanketed the airwaves recently. Harvin Marrison (C) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The WR was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Punches thrown in London!

Reports out of London suggest that coaches are struggling to contain the tensions in the Royals' locker room. It is constant work to prevent conflicts. Things exploded into the open at a recent training. In particular, a shouting match that led to punches being thrown between Landon Henry (R) - RB and Nomore Bort (R) - WR.'.

Week 10: RB Cedric Theriault (C) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Theriault (C)'s 23 att, 85 yds, 2 TD, 5 rec, 116 yds, 1 TD performance against the London Royals. Theriault (C) from Laval University was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Theriault (C) now has 783 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: DE Carlos Marx (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Carlos Marx of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Marx finished with 2 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Pythons - 45, Buccaneers - 10
Seawolves - 33, Grey Ducks - 17
Luchadores - 35, Coyotes - 24
Birddogs - 31, Royals - 21

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
And you can take that with you to the bank.

Mary Moore : London Royals
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you can make the argument that the offense will struggle to contain players like Ryan Joseph - LB. Expect him to show up in a big way. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Look for them to build on their last win.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
For this game, I think we need to recognize that the Birddogs got to love fielding an offense with Jordan Drapal (R) - T. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant. This will be a very up and down affair.

Week 9: RB Dalinar Summers (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Summers (R)'s 19 att, 104 yds, 3 TD performance against the Minnesota Grey Ducks. Summers (R) from UCLA was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Summers (R) now has 789 Rushing Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: CB William Strong (R) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Strong (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Birddogs 36-10 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 7 Tck, 3 Int.

"William has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Birddogs Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 9

Birddogs - 36, Buccaneers - 10
Coyotes - 40, Pythons - 14
Luchadores - 27, Seawolves - 23
Royals - 37, Grey Ducks - 27

Game of the Week: London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
There will be some wild plays in this game.

Mary Moore : London Royals
They field one of the most underestimated offenses. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 13. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 252.2! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 10. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 117.6! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 25.1! They might even win with three touchdowns.

Jim Nox : London Royals
For this game, I think a good bet is that you cannot keep Richard Johnson - T down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play.

Darren Francis : London Royals
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Week 8: LB FTBLLCMR4D RUS-KCKR-001 (C) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB RUS-KCKR-001 (C) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 31-17 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 11 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Week 8: QB No Pix (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback No Pix (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the Norfolk Seawolves, 21 to 15. Pix (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 24 of 40 passes for 357 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 9 to 7, and a passer rating of 75.0.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Grey Ducks - 35, Birddogs - 23
Royals - 25, Buccaneers - 23
Coyotes - 21, Seawolves - 15
Pythons - 31, Luchadores - 17

Game of the Week: London Royals at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
They field one of the most underestimated offenses. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 12. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 256.4! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 8. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 115.9! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 25.1! Just win baby.

Mary Moore : London Royals
In the context of this game, a good bet is that Ryan Joseph - LB is hard to gameplan for. Look for him to dominate.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They will get back in the winning column this week. A double digit win.

Week 7: QB Challah Famer (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Challah Famer (R) threw 1 touchdowns, completing 18 of 31 passes for 251 yards in the Pythons victory over the Tijuana Luchadores.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Famer (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 7 touchdown passes this season.

Week 7: DT WW Jatt (C) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT WW Jatt (C) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Jatt (C) finished with 3 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Royals - 28, Buccaneers - 16
Grey Ducks - 31, Birddogs - 14
Pythons - 41, Luchadores - 28
Seawolves - 26, Coyotes - 12

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They will get back in the winning column this week.

Jim Nox : London Royals
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 9. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 246.2! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 7. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 118! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 24.7! I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Darren Francis : London Royals
For this game, my gut tells me that the Royals will need to rely on Diet Coke (BOT) - G for their offense. This is no reason to worry, he is great. They greatly outscore them here.

Scramble at Royals' training.

Sources in London confirm that Landon Henry (R) - RB is getting on the nerves of his team mates. One anonymous player on the team said: 'Apparently, he thinks we should be grateful to play with him, and he keeps getting in people's faces. yelling and such. It is tiresom to be honest'. Ajax Sakarias - WR alledgedly tried to punch Landon Henry (R) - RB during training, claiming that Henry (R) had punched him first. The incident is said to have shaken up the Royals locker room.'.

Week 6: RB Gucci Gurley (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 6's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Gucci Gurley. His 17 att, 140 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 34 to 7 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former Notre Dame gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 427 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: FS Martavius Spencer (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Spencer's ball hawking ability was on display in the Royals 27-20 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Martavius has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Royals Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 6

Luchadores - 24, Seawolves - 20
Birddogs - 29, Buccaneers - 24
Pythons - 34, Coyotes - 7
Royals - 27, Grey Ducks - 20

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I find it hard to bet against coach Brandon Pena. He always has them well prepared. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. He is preparation and gameplanning is great.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
For this game, it seems to me that Oandon Lolanin - T is going to be a difference maker on the Grey Ducks offense.

Jim Nox : London Royals
This is just going by my intuition.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Week 5: RB Cedric Theriault (C) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Cedric Theriault (C). His 17 att, 75 yds, 2 TD, 3 rec, 75 yds, 0 TD performance stood out in the 14 to 13 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former Laval University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 320 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: LB Rusty Shackleferd (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Rusty Shackleferd of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Shackleferd finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Luchadores - 20, Coyotes - 10
Seawolves - 36, Grey Ducks - 24
Birddogs - 14, Royals - 13
Buccaneers - 27, Pythons - 20

Game of the Week: London Royals at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
A single digit win.

Mary Moore : London Royals
A single digit win.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
In the context of this game, I facy that Cycro TheGOAT (BOT) - G needs to show up, but if he does the Birddogs will be putting up points. This will be a very up and down affair.

Darren Francis : London Royals
They have a dominant offense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 8. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 266.5! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 5. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 114.5! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 27! Believe me.

Week 4: QB Jack Cannon (R) (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Jack Cannon (R) (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Seawolves defeated the Portland Pythons, 30 to 17. Cannon (R) (C) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 18 of 31 passes for 373 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 9 to 3, and a passer rating of 88.8.

Week 4: CB I. Q. Bowman (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB I. Q. Bowman (R) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bowman (R) finished with 5 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Coyotes - 30, Birddogs - 6
Royals - 35, Luchadores - 10
Grey Ducks - 43, Buccaneers - 37
Seawolves - 30, Pythons - 17

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I am sure head coach Brandon Pena has something up his sleeve for this game. He is running a great offense. Defensively he makes great adjustments. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful. A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this game, my research indicates that Leroy Jenkins - SS is the guy to watch. His paycheck alone should give that away. He will be great to watch. I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I see them winning again this week, and it will be good for them to put that loss in their last game behind them.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
For this game, my opinion is that Jonathan Dailey (R) (C) - DE is the kind of player who will give the offense nightmares.

Sotiris every reporter's dream

A flurry of media appearances by Alexandros Sotiris have blanketed the airwaves recently. The media presense of Alexandros Sotiris - FS is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Luchadores are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Sotiris to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Luchadores.

Week 3: LB Tee Bone (R) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Tee Bone (R) of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bone (R) finished with 9 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF.

Week 3: QB Dexter Morgan (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Dexter Morgan (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Portland Pythons, 23 to 20. Morgan (C) did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 35 of 55 passes for 430 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 5 to 1, and a passer rating of 87.8.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Coyotes - 31, Grey Ducks - 17
Royals - 23, Pythons - 20
Birddogs - 28, Seawolves - 28
Buccaneers - 12, Luchadores - 6

Game of the Week: London Royals at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
This is a dominant offense.

Mary Moore : London Royals
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Their win streak will not be broken in this game.

Darren Francis : London Royals
For this game, I have to point out that Ryan Joseph - LB always has an impact. The offense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance.

Meet media's new darling: J.J. Enterfeltd (R) - LB.

According to social media statistics in Kansas City, all the media appearances of J.J. Enterfeltd (R) - LB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. J.J. Enterfeltd (R) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 2: RB Gucci Gurley (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Gurley's 17 att, 127 yds, 1 TD, 3 rec, 16 yds, 1 TD performance against the Dallas Birddogs. Gurley from Notre Dame was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

Gurley now has 159 Rushing Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: LB BLLCMR4D RUS-KCKR-001 (C) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB RUS-KCKR-001 (C) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 28-20 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 3 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Grey Ducks - 24, Luchadores - 21
Royals - 20, Seawolves - 12
Pythons - 28, Birddogs - 20
Buccaneers - 17, Coyotes - 14

Game of the Week: London Royals at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
They will rack up a lot of points.

Mary Moore : London Royals
This offense is likely to step up this week. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
In the context of this game, it is likely that Lloyd Boernsteen will be dominant here. He is getting paid to deliver in exactly these kinds of games.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
They will increase their winstreak to two this week.

Week 1: RB Duke Silverback (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 1's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Duke Silverback. His 16 att, 130 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 40 to 13 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former NYU gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 130 Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: LB Joe Blaze (C) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Blaze (C) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 40-13 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Seawolves - 28, Buccaneers - 10
Grey Ducks - 40, Pythons - 13
Royals - 30, Coyotes - 3
Birddogs - 27, Luchadores - 24

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: London Royals with 12 votes (Runner up: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 8 votes)

South South: Norfolk Seawolves with 12 votes (Runner up: Tijuana Luchadores with 4 votes)

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at the teams, I think a good bet is that The Buccaneers rely on Stone Wall - RB on their offense. This is no reason to worry, he is great.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
In this game, I think that Mac Mannheim (C) - LB will drive the quarterback crazy. Look for him to dominate.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Do not throw statistics at me! The Buccaneers win because they are the better team.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
You got to like this defense.

TE Tyler Higbee II (N/A) has retired!

TE Tyler Higbee II (60 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

FB I I (N/A) has retired!

FB I I (36 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR Conner Ray (R)
WR Pranks Scofield (R)
WR Waldo McCrunchy (R)
LB OJ In'Shambles (BOT)
LB He's Gaston (BOT)
LB Captain Gantu (BOT)
LB Ibn Sina (GM)
LB Bradan Patsfield (R)
LB Frosty Steele (R)
LB Alejandro Thatcher (R)
LB Owl Thebird (BOT)

QB I I (DAL) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Dallas Birddogs drafted I I #1 overall in the 2064 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Birddogs general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Pick 2: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The kind of leadership he shows makes coaches salivate. If you want to win, you have to get players like this kid. Make the pick and watch as teams below you frown.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Pick 3: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Pick 4: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Teammates gravitate toward him, they follow his lead. Coaches love that about him. No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Pick 5: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Pick 6: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Liked by coaches and teammates. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Football is a team sport, and he knows it. Great player. Great fit. Great pick.

Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
I want this kid on my team. He understands his role on the field, and how it fits in with what everyone else is doing. He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. He is driven by the love of the sport. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Pick 8: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Pick 9: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. The guy has gets along with everyone. He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Pick 10: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. Football is a team sport, and he knows it. The guy has gets along with everyone. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Best player available here.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: DE SS
London Royals: CB DE SS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: WR DT
Portland Pythons: T WR SS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C TE CB LB DT
Dallas Birddogs: G T
Norfolk Seawolves: WR DE
Tijuana Luchadores: G WR

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Dallas Birddogs own first overall.

Pick 1: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 2: Portland Pythons
Pick 3: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 4: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 5: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 6: London Royals
Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 8: Tijuana Luchadores

Other retirements

QB I I (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (17 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Cody Shredder (51 ovr) : Career stats: 57 att, 230 yds, 2 TD, 11 rec, 72 yds, 1 TD
FB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (30 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Dee Gen-X (GM) (58 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
G I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Anas Platyrhynchos (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Bootstrap Bill (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Pancakes
G I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Davey Jones (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Pancakes
T Jack Sparrow (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Will Turner (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Pancakes
C I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (52 ovr) : Career stats: 53 Pancakes
C I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C SeeMo' Pancakes (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Pancakes
C On Cupid (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler (44 ovr) : Career stats: 15 rec, 96 yds, 0 TD
TE Bronk Bowser (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Posi Swap (BOT) (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Jimmy Flemanze (R) (35 ovr) : Career stats: 1 rec, 11 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Lane Wilson (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 7 rec, 42 yds, 2 TD
WR Moses DeWitt (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Carson Cutbirth (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 19 yds, 1 TD
WR Hingle McCringleberry (49 ovr) : Career stats: 86 rec, 924 yds, 4 TD
WR Ketch Moore (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 5 rec, 57 yds, 0 TD
WR Ben Snekwronek (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 36 rec, 296 yds, 1 TD
WR Big Pickle (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 8 rec, 65 yds, 1 TD
WR I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB - LordYuleCats (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
CB Millard Fillmore (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Millard Fillmore (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Millard Fillmore (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Oxford Comma (R) (67 ovr) : Career stats: 68 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF
LB Holly Jolly (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Drizzt Do'Urden (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 48 Tck, 1 Sck
LB Sconnie Da'Snowman (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Tck
LB Hermey Theefl (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 22 Tck, 1 Sck
LB Tank Marduckas (BOT) (37 ovr) : Career stats: 67 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
DT Rudolph Reign'deer (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
DT Presents Under'tree (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 54 Tck
DT Tucker Hoffman (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 49 Tck, 1 FF
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (37 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (37 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Cardinal Sinn (BOT) (57 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Missle Toe (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF
DE Malfurion Stormrage (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 12 Tck, 3 Sck
DE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Ex Ecute (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Miller Light (R) (61 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF
FS Kolen Henderson (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 42 Tck, 3 Int, 2 FR
FS Hyd Tha'milkncookies (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 19 Tck
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Cheese Emporium (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats:
SS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

QB Thor Bollrsveifla (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Thor Bollrsveifla has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 737/1225, 8086 yds, 54 TD

TE Frumious Bandersnatch (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Frumious Bandersnatch has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 104 rec, 922 yds, 3 TD

WR Prince Nuadu (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Prince Nuadu (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 rec, 516 yds, 4 TD

WR Ian Degon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ian Degon has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 156 rec, 1756 yds, 13 TD

C Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Pancakes

LB Siri Kjellström (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Siri Kjellström has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 244 Tck, 20 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

DE Doctor Who (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Doctor Who has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 99 Tck, 16 Sck, 1 Sfty, 3 FF

CB Dobby Theelf (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dobby Theelf (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Pete Moss (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Pete Moss has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 323 Tck, 30 Sck, 1 Int, 5 FF, 1 FR

RB Reginald Arceneaux (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Reginald Arceneaux has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 271 att, 1301 yds, 11 TD, 102 rec, 1117 yds, 9 TD

C Wario Saturday (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Wario Saturday has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 147 Pancakes

WR Silence Suzuka (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Silence Suzuka (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 rec, 1674 yds, 17 TD

DE D'Jasper Probincrux IV (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE D'Jasper Probincrux IV (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

DE Beggin Strips (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Beggin Strips (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Land Hippo (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Land Hippo (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Sfty, 6 FF, 1 FR

LB Joey Battle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Joey Battle has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 314 Tck, 31 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 Sfty, 9 FF, 6 FR

SS Marty Crane (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Marty Crane has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Rum Runner (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Rum Runner (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF

CB Gajeel Redfox (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Gajeel Redfox has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 256 Tck, 4 Sck, 7 Int, 2 Def TD, 9 FF, 4 FR

FB Yung Padawan (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Yung Padawan (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 att, 117 yds, 0 TD, 7 rec, 20 yds, 0 TD

TE Coyote Gonzalez (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Coyote Gonzalez (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 rec, 188 yds, 2 TD

DT Dormo Bloodhand (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Dormo Bloodhand has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 22 Sck, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 2 FR

WR Tyreek Howl (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tyreek Howl (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 249 rec, 3356 yds, 24 TD

DT Wile E (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Wile E (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 99 Tck, 7 Sck, 2 FF

DE Damian Prince (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Damian Prince has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 Tck

DE Derek Zoolandend (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Derek Zoolandend (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 Tck

LB Layote David (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Layote David (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19 Tck

CB Antonio Croyotie (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Antonio Croyotie (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Koyote Mack (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Koyote Mack (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 228 Tck, 7 Sck, 7 Int, 3 FF, 3 FR

CB Wevis Iwend (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Wevis Iwend (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Tck, 1 Sck

CB Dawelle Wevis (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dawelle Wevis has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 146 Tck, 9 Int, 4 Def TD, 5 FF, 4 FR

FS Snowy Tuba (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Snowy Tuba (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF

RB Tom Holland (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Tom Holland (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 148 att, 501 yds, 3 TD, 42 rec, 427 yds, 3 TD

TE Stephen Murphy (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Stephen Murphy (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 rec, 350 yds, 3 TD

RB Daniel Ramirez (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Daniel Ramirez (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 att, 101 yds, 2 TD

WR A Waffle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR A Waffle has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 107 rec, 1226 yds, 6 TD

C Wide Wenjamin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Wide Wenjamin (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Pancakes

C Rampage Brown (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Rampage Brown (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Pancakes

T Giant Haystacks (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Giant Haystacks (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Pancakes

DT Ken Buchanan (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ken Buchanan (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 Tck, 1 Sck

DT Bob Fitzsimmons (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Bob Fitzsimmons (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

DT Daniel Lambert (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Daniel Lambert (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 Tck, 1 Sck

DT Lennox Lewis (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Lennox Lewis (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Oliver Cromwell (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Oliver Cromwell (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Joe Bazooka (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Joe Bazooka has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 9 Sck, 3 FF, 3 FR

LB Judi Dench (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Judi Dench (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Devin Jones (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Devin Jones (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 1 FR

FS Paul Edgecomb (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Paul Edgecomb has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 140 Tck, 7 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

CB Rudyard Kipling (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Rudyard Kipling (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

K Jaiden Thornburg (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jaiden Thornburg (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/32 FG

DT Heracles Harold (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Heracles Harold (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF

C Lemon Botty (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Lemon Botty (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Pancakes

DE Panda Love (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Panda Love (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 4 Sck

DE Pvt Duckz (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Pvt Duckz (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

LB Ali Star (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ali Star has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 264 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Sfty, 5 FF

LB Sesame Blues (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Sesame Blues (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB Jon Arbuckle (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jon Arbuckle (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Tck, 4 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

TE Asher Daniels (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Asher Daniels has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 102 rec, 794 yds, 6 TD

WR Ayden Fernandez (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ayden Fernandez (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 rec, 815 yds, 5 TD

G On Comet (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G On Comet (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

WR Diego López de Castilla (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Diego López de Castilla has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 229 rec, 3182 yds, 16 TD

C Klaus von Reinherz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Klaus von Reinherz has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 Pancakes

SS Simon Winston (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Simon Winston (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 143 Tck, 4 Sck, 2 Int, 5 FF, 2 FR

TE Peter Malcowitz (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Peter Malcowitz (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 rec, 433 yds, 8 TD

RB Scorch von Turbo (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Scorch von Turbo (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 454 att, 1836 yds, 14 TD, 17 rec, 124 yds, 0 TD

WR Deebo Snekmuel (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Deebo Snekmuel (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 rec, 859 yds, 6 TD

WR Huck Indarts (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Huck Indarts has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 180 rec, 2580 yds, 21 TD

G Octavio Volarus (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Octavio Volarus (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Pancakes

K Olive-Garden Breadstick (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Olive-Garden Breadstick (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35/46 FG

LB Xavier Buckley (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Xavier Buckley has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 238 Tck, 22 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

QB C.G Breezy Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB C.G Breezy Jr. has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 956/1529, 11333 yds, 90 TD

RB Kit Fisto (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kit Fisto has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 213 att, 1090 yds, 6 TD, 115 rec, 1042 yds, 7 TD

G Macho Man (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Macho Man (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Pancakes

RB Dan Sevin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dan Sevin has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 408 att, 1943 yds, 20 TD, 56 rec, 420 yds, 2 TD

DT Dee Juana (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Dee Juana (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 FF

LB Billy Ennair (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Billy Ennair has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 249 Tck, 25 Sck, 3 Int, 6 FF, 1 FR

K Jack Sloth (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jack Sloth (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29/36 FG

LB Iman Outlaw (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Iman Outlaw has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 468 Tck, 52 Sck, 3 Int, 2 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 17 FF, 10 FR

FS Matthew Bolt (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Matthew Bolt has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 147 Tck, 6 Sck, 6 Int, 6 FF, 2 FR

TE John le Ston (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE John le Ston (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 rec, 355 yds, 1 TD

RB Brick Tamlin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Brick Tamlin has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 4 att, 23 yds, 0 TD, 10 rec, 36 yds, 0 TD

CB Xavier Moreno (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Xavier Moreno has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 214 Tck, 1 Sck, 13 Int, 3 Def TD, 10 FF, 6 FR

FS Lyle Taylor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Lyle Taylor has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

TE Blobba Ketchup (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Blobba Ketchup has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 rec, 153 yds, 2 TD