2065 Ultimini

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers have defeated the Portland Pythons in the 2065 Ultimini.

The final score was Pythons 14 - 27 Buccaneers.

Pasta Rockmann - QB had a dominant game on offense even while his team lost.

On defense Roy Rivers (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Portland Pythons have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2065 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Grey Ducks 17 - 31 Pythons.

John Myers - WR had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense JC Tomlinson - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers have defeated the Dallas Birddogs in the 2065 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Birddogs 14 - 16 Buccaneers.

Jack Wolf - K had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Alexander Hordle Jr. - LB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Week 14: CB SuperNintendo Chalmers (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Chalmers's ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 54-14 game with the London Royals. He finished with 2 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

"SuperNintendo has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Week 14: WR Matt Turk (R) (C) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Turk (R) (C)'s 8 rec, 152 yds, 1 TD effort led the way for the Minnesota Grey Ducks. This weeks 152 receiving yards bring his season total to 1391 yards with 8 touchdowns on the season.

"To Matt, football is about winning and nothing else. He is one of the hardest workers on our team and deserves the attention he is getting from the media and fans." - Grey Ducks Coach

Game Recaps for Week 14

Grey Ducks - 54, Royals - 14
Seawolves - 28, Luchadores - 10
Pythons - 35, Coyotes - 6
Birddogs - 20, Buccaneers - 13

Game of the Week: London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Head coach Brandon Pena puts them over the top in this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. He preperation is impeccable.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This is a high powered offense. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 32. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 296.2! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 21. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 143.6! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 34.5!

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game.

Winning pleases everyone.

Pythons fans are celebrating this week after their team lit up the Birddogs. William Shipley said of his team, ‘We beat em good.’

Week 13: QB Cyrus MacDougall (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Cyrus MacDougall (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 30 of 42 passes for 349 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Tijuana Luchadores.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for MacDougall (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 32 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: LB Jackson Bando (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Bando (R) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 24-23 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 3 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Coyotes - 23, Buccaneers - 16
Pythons - 24, Birddogs - 23
Grey Ducks - 31, Luchadores - 24
Royals - 38, Seawolves - 31

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is a great offensive mind. Defensively he makes great adjustments. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
They will get back in the winning column this week.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
For this game, the film shows that Jake Spears - LB will be a key player to watch. His paycheck is a good indication of the kind of player he is.

Meet media's new darling: Joe Blaze - LB.

A flurry of media appearances by Joe Blaze have blanketed the airwaves recently. The city of Minnesota just loves to read about and watch Minnesota. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Joe Blaze is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Grey Ducks.

Week 12: RB Sevrin Quinn (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 12's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Sevrin Quinn. His 29 att, 140 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 34 to 13 victory for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

The former Kansas State gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1040 Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: LB Alexander Hordle Jr. (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Hordle Jr. absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 28-21 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Royals - 33, Coyotes - 28
Birddogs - 28, Luchadores - 21
Buccaneers - 34, Seawolves - 13
Grey Ducks - 51, Pythons - 13

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This offense is likely to step up this week. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 25. They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 19. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 131.8! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 33.4! This should be some good football.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Look for them to build on their last win.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
I think their defense is really good. They are 1st in sacks with 34. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 25.5. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 283.5 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 107.8 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 12. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This should be some good football.

Spears every reporter's dream

A person in the Birddogs' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Jake Spears - LB. The city of Dallas just loves to read about and watch Dallas. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Jake Spears is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Birddogs.

Week 11: RB JamesIsRunning Wilder (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 11's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back JamesIsRunning Wilder. His 20 att, 142 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 30 to 13 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former Mizzou gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1232 Yards and 13 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 11: LB Leandro Goncalves (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Leandro Goncalves of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Goncalves finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Coyotes - 24, Seawolves - 17
Grey Ducks - 41, Buccaneers - 21
Birddogs - 34, Royals - 24
Pythons - 30, Luchadores - 13

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This may be where we see their true colors.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this game, I feel certain that Roy Rivers (R) - LB will not be a key player. He is hard to gameplan for. You blink for a second and he has taken over the game. This will be a great game to watch.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I may be biased here, but I think the Grey Ducks are obviously the better team.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 23. They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 16. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 129.3! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 32.6!

Whooper Jr (BOT) every reporter's dream

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: - Whooper Jr (BOT) - FB. - Whooper Jr (BOT) - FB is everywhere in the Norfolk media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Whooper Jr (BOT) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Seawolves are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 10: QB Confurius DeThwilson (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback Confurius DeThwilson (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the London Royals, 31 to 28. DeThwilson (C) did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 31 of 43 passes for 384 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 29 to 5, and a passer rating of 107.7.

Week 10: LB Sebastian Rosenthal (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Sebastian Rosenthal of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Rosenthal finished with 13 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Coyotes - 37, Luchadores - 24
Seawolves - 45, Pythons - 23
Birddogs - 31, Grey Ducks - 28
Buccaneers - 31, Royals - 28

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
Look for them to continue their winstreak.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
The Seawolves are better than you think. They get the W.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Top receiver trio?

The Buccaneers trio of Travis Novak - WR, Golden Ericksen - WR and Jamal Slick Jr. (R) - WR are currently the leading trio of pass catchers in the league, with 22 receving touchdowns between the three.

Week 9: QB Confurius DeThwilson (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback Confurius DeThwilson (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Tijuana Luchadores, 40 to 13. DeThwilson (C) did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 25 of 31 passes for 408 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 25 to 5, and a passer rating of 104.9.

Week 9: LB Roy Rivers (R) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Roy Rivers (R) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Rivers (R) finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Buccaneers - 40, Luchadores - 13
Grey Ducks - 49, Coyotes - 17
Seawolves - 19, Birddogs - 10
Pythons - 41, Royals - 27

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Their win streak will not be broken in this game. This game will be so very entertaining.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
This offense is likely to step up this week. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 301.6! They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
I just have this gut feeling. We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, the film shows that Seawolves will love fielding I. Q. Bowman - CB against this offense. This man will be critical this week, and will give the offense plenty of trouble. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

ByWater every reporter's dream

According to social media statistics in London, all the media appearances of Johnathan ByWater - LB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. The media presense of Johnathan ByWater - LB is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Royals are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect ByWater to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Royals.

Week 8: QB Dexter Morgan (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Dexter Morgan has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Tijuana Luchadores, 45 to 38. Morgan did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 24 of 34 passes for 402 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 24 to 4, and a passer rating of 111.6.

Week 8: CB I. Q. Bowman (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB I. Q. Bowman of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bowman finished with 9 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Pythons - 37, Buccaneers - 27
Royals - 45, Luchadores - 38
Seawolves - 37, Grey Ducks - 17
Birddogs - 25, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 23.7. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 79.6 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 8. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
Looking at how the teams match up, you would be a fool not to think that Absolute Unit (BOT) - DE will run circles around the offense. This is going to be great to watch.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
They will keep their winstreak going.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach William Harris does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is running an explosive defense.

VanHousen media buzz

A flurry of media appearances by David VanHousen have blanketed the airwaves recently. David VanHousen - WR is everywhere in the Tijuana media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how VanHousen navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Luchadores are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 7: RB Quincy Robinson (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Quincy Robinson (R). His 22 att, 172 yds, 4 TD performance stood out in the 62 to 42 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former San Diego State gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 701 Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Abstract Geometry (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Abstract Geometry (R) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Geometry (R) finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Luchadores - 62, Royals - 42
Pythons - 20, Buccaneers - 17
Birddogs - 35, Coyotes - 33
Grey Ducks - 52, Seawolves - 20

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
This will be an action-packed affair.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
When you consider the two rosters, a good bet is that you cannot keep Ignacio de la Serna (R) - RB down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I find it hard to bet against coach William Harris. He always has them well prepared. He is a great offensive mind. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. Easy prediction.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I really like their offense. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 16. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 277.3! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 93.2! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 31.3! A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Scramble at Royals' training.

A Frustrated Royals player has revealed that the Royals locker room is fractioning. In particular two players have been on collision course according to an anonymous player on the team who said: 'I do not know what is up with Nomore Bort and Ethan Shadow Jr. (R). They have been going at it for a while now. The rest of us are worried.'. Things exploded into the open at a recent training. In particular, a shouting match that led to punches being thrown between Nomore Bort - WR and Ethan Shadow Jr. (R) - LB.'.

Week 6: CB Greg Hirsch (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Greg Hirsch of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Hirsch finished with 5 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 6: RB JamesIsRunning Wilder (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 6's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back JamesIsRunning Wilder. His 33 att, 112 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 38 to 28 victory for the Portland Pythons.

The former Mizzou gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 639 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Birddogs - 45, Seawolves - 17
Buccaneers - 33, Luchadores - 21
Grey Ducks - 35, Coyotes - 28
Pythons - 38, Royals - 28

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I think their defense will carry them. They are 5th in sacks with 9. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 24. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 221 per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 5. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
For this match up, we should not underestimate that Jake Spears - LB is a guy who will determine the result of the game. He supersharges their defense.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
But it will be much closer than many think..

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Week 5: QB Confurius DeThwilson (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' Confurius DeThwilson (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 17 of 33 passes for 337 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the London Royals.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for DeThwilson (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 14 touchdown passes this season.

Week 5: LB Roy Rivers (R) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Rivers (R) absolutely dominated in the Buccaneers 37-23 game with the London Royals. He finished with 8 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Birddogs - 20, Grey Ducks - 10
Pythons - 27, Seawolves - 22
Buccaneers - 37, Royals - 23
Coyotes - 32, Luchadores - 21

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
This will be a great game to watch.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Surely, the Birddogs win. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
In the context of this game, it seems obvious that the defense will struggle to counter Zack Vega Jr - QB. Watch out for him.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
You just have to look at their defense. They are 1st in sacks with 13. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 87.5 yards per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Cover CB2 (BOT) every reporter's dream

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Dallas have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Best Cover CB2 (BOT) - CB. The city of Dallas just loves to read about and watch Dallas. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Best Cover CB2 (BOT) is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Birddogs.

Week 4: QB Zack Vega Jr (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Zack Vega Jr threw 4 touchdowns, completing 24 of 46 passes for 476 yards in the Birddogs victory over the London Royals.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Vega Jr, has seen some impressive numbers including 12 touchdown passes this season.

Week 4: LB Abstract Geometry (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Geometry (R) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 40-34 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 12 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Grey Ducks - 40, Buccaneers - 34
Birddogs - 48, Royals - 38
Pythons - 33, Luchadores - 23
Seawolves - 30, Coyotes - 17

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
You got to like this defense. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 20.7. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 319.3 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 53.3 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 5. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles. They will rack up a lot of points.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They will keep their winstreak going.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This is a very good offense. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 7. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 317! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 5. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 158.7! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 31.7!

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this game, you would be a fool not to think Leroy Jenkins - SS needs to show up, but if he does the Buccaneers defense is very stingy.

Sweet Sweet Ganjasmoke - WR shines!

Sweet Sweet Ganjasmoke - WR is looking like the real deal out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such formidable football, he’s got a shot at being remembered as one of the greats.

Meet media's new darling: Loki Brickstone (R) - RB.

Turns out Norfolk local media have jumped on the Loki Brickstone (R) hypetrain. Loki Brickstone (R) - RB is everywhere in the Norfolk media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Brickstone (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Seawolves are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 3: LB Roy Rivers (R) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Rivers (R) absolutely dominated in the Buccaneers 40-25 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF.

Week 3: RB Guess Who (C) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Who (C)'s 23 att, 188 yds, 3 TD performance against the London Royals. Who (C) from University of Piraeus was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Who (C) now has 334 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Grey Ducks - 31, Pythons - 20
Coyotes - 27, Royals - 14
Buccaneers - 40, Seawolves - 25
Birddogs - 37, Luchadores - 24

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
Look for their defense to dominate.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
People tend to underestimate their offense. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Harris has them prepared for this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense. There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Week 2: QB Cyrus MacDougall (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Cyrus MacDougall (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 30 of 43 passes for 370 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Tijuana Luchadores.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for MacDougall (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 6 touchdown passes this season.

Week 2: LB Roy Rivers (R) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Roy Rivers (R) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Rivers (R) finished with 11 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 31, Pythons - 24
Seawolves - 27, Royals - 26
Buccaneers - 20, Coyotes - 16
Grey Ducks - 40, Luchadores - 34

Game of the Week: London Royals at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
The Royals win. I see no reason to think otherwise. Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : London Royals
I do not think you get very far against their offense. They greatly outscore them here.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Head coach Albert Rivera runs a tight ship in London. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. A double digit win.

Darren Francis : London Royals
Easy prediction.

Week 1: QB Dexter Morgan (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced London Royals quarterback Dexter Morgan has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Royals defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks, 47 to 24. Morgan did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 30 of 39 passes for 460 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 3 to 0, and a passer rating of 141.0.

Week 1: LB Joe Blaze (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Blaze absolutely dominated in the Royals 47-24 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 12 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 20, Seawolves - 17
Pythons - 34, Coyotes - 17
Royals - 47, Grey Ducks - 24
Buccaneers - 24, Birddogs - 21

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: London Royals with 9 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 7 votes)

South South: Norfolk Seawolves with 12 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 4 votes)

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
There will be some very good football to watch here.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
Head coach Curtis Roach does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Definitely the losing streak is on their minds. They will get the win and break it in this game.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (9 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
RB Owl BeBack (BOT)
RB Jacques Hammer (R)
WR I I
WR Ben Snekwronek (BOT)
WR Kevin Jonathen (R)
CB Colin DeCoolin (R)
CB Millard Fillmore (GM)
CB Coquefort Rotswald (BOT)
LB Astro Boy (BOT)
LB Three Fore (BOT)

TE TightEnds ArePeople (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

TE TightEnds ArePeople (BOT) (43 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (KCC) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Kansas City Coyotes drafted I I #1 overall in the 2065 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Coyotes general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 2: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. 'Team player', this is the correct term for him. He makes everyone around him better. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Great player. Great fit. Great pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. In addition to his own role, this kid doubles as glue. He makes everyone on the field play as a team. Well liked in the locker room. Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Pick 6: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The ultimate team player. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. Respected for his good behavior on the field. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Pick 8: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
A leader on the field and in the locker room. This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 9: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He is driven by the love of the sport. Well liked in the locker room. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Pick 10: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: T TE DE
London Royals: G C CB SS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: LB DE
Portland Pythons: FS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C CB LB DT
Dallas Birddogs: CB LB
Norfolk Seawolves: DE
Tijuana Luchadores: T C CB

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Kansas City Coyotes own first overall.

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 2: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 6: London Royals
Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 8: Portland Pythons

Other retirements

QB I I (63 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Christopher Robin (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 69 att, 269 yds, 2 TD, 8 rec, 47 yds, 0 TD
RB James Linch (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 2 att, 8 yds, 0 TD, 13 rec, 56 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (24 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G USS California (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
G I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Abby Westminster (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Pancakes
T I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Macho Man (GM) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Pancakes
T I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Snor Lax (GM) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 47 Pancakes
C I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Doug Mango (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C USS Texas (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 17 Pancakes
C I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Long Snapper (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 33 rec, 232 yds, 3 TD
TE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Kanga Mama (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 4 rec, 37 yds, 0 TD
TE Ozzie Newsomthin (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE White Fang (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 3 rec, 14 yds, 0 TD
TE Oliver Wilson (R) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Treyverion Bernardrick (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 65 rec, 579 yds, 4 TD
CB Tigger Thetiger (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 52 Tck
CB Jeffrey Jefferson (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 13 Tck
CB Goose Nuk'em (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Piglet Thesmall (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 18 Tck, 1 Sck
CB Jah'cee Collins (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Gabino Barreda (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Jane Goodall (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Stephen Hawking (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Ban Hammer (GM) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 70 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Grzegorz Winnicki (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Honey Pot (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Timber Wolf (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 22 Tck
DT Jiggory Puff (GM) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 57 Tck, 1 FF
DT Agatha Christie (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Eeyore Thesad (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Tck, 1 FF
DT Roo Baby (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Tck
DT Remus Lupin (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Mr. Plow (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 5 Tck
DT Aeons Jenni (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Waddle Flocka Flame (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Helen Mirren (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
DE Phil Collins (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Big Bad Wolf (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Michael Mann (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 41 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Blk FG, 1 FR
FS Logan McGinnis (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Cassius Ketch (47 ovr) : Career stats: 86 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 2 FR
SS I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Otto Wolff (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Cameron Osprey-Newton (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

QB Lenard McRobinson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Lenard McRobinson has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 795/1399, 8519 yds, 49 TD

RB Dru Freduci (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dru Freduci has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 475 att, 2266 yds, 11 TD, 36 rec, 288 yds, 0 TD

C McDripsen McDropsen (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C McDripsen McDropsen (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Pancakes

WR María Teresa de la Rosa (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR María Teresa de la Rosa (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 rec, 1452 yds, 10 TD

LB Winnie Pooh (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Winnie Pooh (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

DT Leo Simon Schwartz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Leo Simon Schwartz has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 3 FR

FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

SS Rabbit Therabbit (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Rabbit Therabbit (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 65 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

QB Chappy McChapperson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Chappy McChapperson has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 882/1534, 11185 yds, 87 TD

C Joe Boxer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Joe Boxer (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Pancakes

RB Reginald Hammerfall (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Reginald Hammerfall (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 243 att, 973 yds, 13 TD, 15 rec, 164 yds, 1 TD

C Willard Van Orman Quine (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Willard Van Orman Quine (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Pancakes

WR Lane Frost III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Lane Frost III has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 298 rec, 4972 yds, 42 TD

TE Raffi Turnbull (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Raffi Turnbull (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 rec, 399 yds, 4 TD

WR Seventh Rounder (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Seventh Rounder has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 rec, 1461 yds, 7 TD

CB SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

DT Sewage Joe Fantringham (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Sewage Joe Fantringham (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 FF

FS Roman Furchi (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Roman Furchi (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

FS Dewey Greenbeans (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Dewey Greenbeans has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 215 Tck, 2 Sck, 22 Int, 3 Def TD, 10 FF, 5 FR

RB Will Nuck (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Will Nuck (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 150 att, 694 yds, 8 TD, 15 rec, 108 yds, 0 TD

RB Purdy Mediocre (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Purdy Mediocre has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 489 att, 2178 yds, 11 TD, 77 rec, 669 yds, 2 TD

TE Neil Bonnet (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Neil Bonnet has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 119 rec, 1200 yds, 5 TD

TE Barney Gumble (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Barney Gumble (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 5 rec, 27 yds, 0 TD

WR Tim Riggins (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tim Riggins (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 rec, 1002 yds, 10 TD

WR Leonard McCoy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Leonard McCoy has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 199 rec, 2584 yds, 18 TD

WR Moe Syzlack (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Moe Syzlack (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 8 rec, 121 yds, 1 TD

CB Hearty Harry (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Hearty Harry has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Tck, 2 Int

LB Duilio's Beard (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Duilio's Beard has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 221 Tck, 16 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 10 FF, 6 FR

DT Homer Simpson (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Homer Simpson (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3 Tck

DT Rainier Wolfcastle (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Rainier Wolfcastle (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Tck, 4 Sck

DE LaMarcus Love (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE LaMarcus Love (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 1 Sck

FS Milhouse Van Houten (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Milhouse Van Houten (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 4 Tck

SS Hank Scorpio (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Hank Scorpio (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 65 Tck, 1 FF

K Cleveland Brown (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Cleveland Brown (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/31 FG

DE Derek Becker (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Derek Becker (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR

FS Demarcus Brothers (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Demarcus Brothers (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 2 Sck, 4 Int

K Hamm Hargreaves (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Hamm Hargreaves (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15/20 FG

QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1212/2132, 14330 yds, 74 TD

RB Willie Swaggert (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Willie Swaggert has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 422 att, 1726 yds, 13 TD, 228 rec, 2417 yds, 11 TD

G Bill Shellichek (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bill Shellichek (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

C Quack O'Dawn (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Quack O'Dawn (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Pancakes

CB Meelk Deeze (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Meelk Deeze (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR

T Ivan Ivanov (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Ivan Ivanov has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 210 Pancakes

CB Micah Dixon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Micah Dixon has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 179 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 5 FF, 1 FR

SS Drake Wane (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Drake Wane has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 114 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF

K Eye-Hardly Knower (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Eye-Hardly Knower has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62/82 FG

RB Fig Newton (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Fig Newton has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 360 att, 1821 yds, 7 TD, 34 rec, 320 yds, 3 TD

C Raw Cheese McPickle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Raw Cheese McPickle has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 Pancakes

C USS Virginia (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C USS Virginia (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

WR JJ What (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR JJ What (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 rec, 1153 yds, 12 TD

CB Roquefort Cotswald (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Roquefort Cotswald (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 Tck, 5 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Sergei Nunkanblok (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sergei Nunkanblok has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR

DE Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF

K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44/58 FG

RB Ssstephen Stanaconda (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ssstephen Stanaconda (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 att, 102 yds, 0 TD, 11 rec, 42 yds, 0 TD

G Swantavius Stack (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Swantavius Stack (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 80 Pancakes

WR Ricky Ray (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ricky Ray (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 rec, 635 yds, 3 TD

WR Brad Woof (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Brad Woof (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 rec, 1184 yds, 4 TD

DE Liam McPoyle (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Liam McPoyle (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF

FS Felix Waterman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Felix Waterman has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 300 Tck, 11 Sck, 5 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

K Tar XF (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Tar XF (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20/23 FG

RB Corey Trevor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Corey Trevor has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 377 att, 1750 yds, 15 TD, 49 rec, 541 yds, 2 TD

C Casino Security (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Casino Security (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 178 Pancakes

C Ele Ven (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Ele Ven (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 143 Pancakes

C Bull Dozer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bull Dozer (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 161 Pancakes

WR Pitter Patter (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Pitter Patter has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 237 rec, 3723 yds, 37 TD

CB Tyrell Ramsey (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tyrell Ramsey has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 274 Tck, 1 Sck, 16 Int, 3 Def TD, 10 FF, 5 FR

LB K.C. Gordon (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB K.C. Gordon (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

DE Luke Laraque (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Luke Laraque (R) (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 2 FR

FS - Bunny (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS - Bunny (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

QB So Gringo (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB So Gringo (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 7/10, 47 yds, 1 TD

FS Sebastian Lovecraft (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Sebastian Lovecraft has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 161 Tck, 4 Sck, 13 Int, 3 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

K Cameron Gold (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Cameron Gold (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20/27 FG

DT GoTo http://imnegs.net/ (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT GoTo http://imnegs.net/ has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

DE Ahmad Baba (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Ahmad Baba (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 FF, 2 FR

RB Hadrian Peterson (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Hadrian Peterson (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 151 att, 543 yds, 6 TD, 20 rec, 160 yds, 1 TD

T Buck Palace (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Buck Palace (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 Pancakes

LB Twenty Seven (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Twenty Seven (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 69 Tck, 6 Int, 2 Def TD

DT David Bowie (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT David Bowie (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

TE Local Cryptid (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Local Cryptid has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 156 rec, 1566 yds, 11 TD