Week 14: QB Cyrus MacDougall (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Minnesota Grey Ducks quarterback Cyrus MacDougall has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Grey Ducks defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 28 to 21. MacDougall did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 31 of 51 passes for 388 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 39 to 11, and a passer rating of 106.4.

Week 14: LB Roy Rivers (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Roy Rivers of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Rivers finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Grey Ducks - 28, Coyotes - 21
Birddogs - 37, Seawolves - 10
Pythons - 42, Royals - 14
Buccaneers - 34, Luchadores - 23

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 4th in sacks with 30. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 25.5. They are 1st in interceptions with 16. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. This will really be a statement win.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the two rosters, I think a good bet is that John von Apartment (BOT) - WR is going to be a difference maker on the Luchadores offense.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this match up, we should not underestimate that Sevrin Quinn - LB will be a key player to watch. Not only is he a beast on the Buccaneers defense, he is a walking highlight reel.

Rushmore (R) every reporter's dream

According to social media statistics in Norfolk, all the media appearances of Lee Rushmore (R) - RB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. The media presense of Lee Rushmore (R) - RB is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Seawolves are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Rushmore (R) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Seawolves.

Week 13: QB Cyrus MacDougall (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Cyrus MacDougall threw 3 touchdowns, completing 13 of 20 passes for 375 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for MacDougall, has seen some impressive numbers including 36 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: LB Sevrin Quinn (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Quinn absolutely dominated in the Pythons 29-28 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Luchadores - 31, Royals - 14
Pythons - 29, Buccaneers - 28
Coyotes - 34, Seawolves - 19
Grey Ducks - 48, Birddogs - 23

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at the teams, most people think that Crazy Tomato II (R) - RB will dominate the defense. This is going to be great to watch. Easy prediction.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
This is a dominant offense. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 158.1! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 25.7! This game will be so very entertaining.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Surely, the Buccaneers win. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this game, it seems to me that Taonga Kofi (C) - SS will run circles around the offense. This is going to be great to watch.

Week 12: RB Quincy Robinson (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 12's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Quincy Robinson. His 17 att, 157 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 46 to 28 victory for the Tijuana Luchadores.

The former San Diego State gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1142 Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: LB Tackle Merchant (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Tackle Merchant (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Merchant (R) finished with 11 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Grey Ducks - 38, Royals - 17
Buccaneers - 37, Seawolves - 24
Luchadores - 46, Birddogs - 28
Coyotes - 35, Pythons - 27

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
I may be biased here, but I think the Coyotes are obviously the better team. This may be where we see their true colors.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 21. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 302.8! They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 24.7! A double digit win.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
They will win again this week. Can't lose.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Maurice Fuchs does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is doing some really smart things on offense. Defensively he makes great adjustments. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Week 11: QB Jack Crackerjack (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Jack Crackerjack threw 5 touchdowns, completing 14 of 22 passes for 303 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Crackerjack, has seen some impressive numbers including 22 touchdown passes this season.

Week 11: LB Mr. 13 (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB 13 (R) absolutely dominated in the Pythons 28-27 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Birddogs - 22, Royals - 19
Luchadores - 37, Coyotes - 22
Buccaneers - 10, Grey Ducks - 7
Pythons - 28, Seawolves - 27

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I think their defense is really good. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 25.1. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 226.6 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 113.7 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 11. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles. A single digit win.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This is just going by my intuition. Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This game will be so very entertaining.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
In the context of this game, it seems a given that Kool Kyle - RB will be a key figure in this game. The Grey Ducks offense relies on him. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Week 10: RB Federico Cinco (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Cinco's 30 att, 129 yds, 1 TD, 1 rec, 7 yds, 1 TD performance against the Tijuana Luchadores. Cinco from Seattle University was selected in round 0, 2 years ago.

Cinco now has 930 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: CB Hawk Too-Me (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Too-Me (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Royals 26-24 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 9 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

"Hawk has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Seawolves Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 10

Royals - 26, Seawolves - 24
Pythons - 32, Birddogs - 6
Coyotes - 34, Buccaneers - 24
Grey Ducks - 37, Luchadores - 16

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, I agree with popular opinion that Taonga Kofi (C) - SS can drive quarterbacks crazy. Look for him to dominate. This will really be a statement win.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
When you think of the players that will be on the field, it seems obvious that Stacey Dewayne - WR will be a key player to watch. He always delivers a highlight reel. Get your popcorn ready.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Surely, the Buccaneers win. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

Week 9: QB Confurius DeThwilson (C) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' Confurius DeThwilson (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 30 of 45 passes for 338 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for DeThwilson (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Tripp (BOT) media buzz

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Tijuana have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Richlet Tripp (BOT) - DE. Richlet Tripp (BOT) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The DE was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 9: LB Sevrin Quinn (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Quinn absolutely dominated in the Buccaneers 44-17 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Luchadores - 41, Seawolves - 26
Coyotes - 16, Royals - 6
Buccaneers - 44, Birddogs - 17
Grey Ducks - 22, Pythons - 19

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 17. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 315.1! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 3rd in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 34.6! They might even blow them out.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They might even blow them out.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at the two rosters, it seems obvious that Taonga Kofi (C) - SS needs to show up, but if he does the Buccaneers defense is very stingy. Expect a great game.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
I am sure head coach Wade Sager has something up his sleeve for this game. He is running a great offense. He is running an explosive defense. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game.

London Royals Catch the Bondi Beach Buccaneers by surprise!

With an outstanding performance the London Royals pull off the upset against Bondi Beach Buccaneers.
Everyone had expected the Bondi Beach Buccaneers to get an easy win at home against the London Royals. The Royals however, thought differently. Blowing a must win game will surely put a dent in the Buccaneers confidence.

Idlewyld every reporter's dream

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Norfolk have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Karl Idlewyld - WR. Karl Idlewyld - WR is everywhere in the Norfolk media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Idlewyld navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Seawolves are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 8: RB Dalinar Summers (C) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 8's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Dalinar Summers (C). His 22 att, 141 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 28 to 27 victory for the London Royals.

The former UCLA gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 813 Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 8: LB J Greed (BOT) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB J Greed (BOT) of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Greed (BOT) finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Pythons - 26, Luchadores - 21
Grey Ducks - 45, Seawolves - 23
Birddogs - 37, Coyotes - 24
Royals - 28, Buccaneers - 27

Game of the Week: London Royals at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
A single digit win.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
When you consider the two rosters, I think that Confurius DeThwilson (C) - QB is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Buccaneers offense. Lots of points scored.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I do not think people realize how good this offense is. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 17. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 312.7! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 9. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 35.7!

Meet media's new darling: Jack Crackerjack - QB.

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Tijuana have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Jack Crackerjack - QB. Jack Crackerjack - QB is everywhere in the Tijuana media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Crackerjack navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Luchadores are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 7: RB Wilson Goatobert (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Wilson Goatobert (R). His 24 att, 200 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 41 to 20 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former James Madison University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 421 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: SS Literal Wizard (BOT) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Literal Wizard (BOT) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Wizard (BOT) finished with 3 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Seawolves - 31, Grey Ducks - 28
Luchadores - 33, Pythons - 27
Buccaneers - 24, Royals - 10
Coyotes - 41, Birddogs - 20

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach William Harris does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot help but think that the Buccaneers' offense goes through Travis Novak - WR. When he is at his best, the Buccaneers offense is like a well oiled machine.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this game, my research indicates that Taonga Kofi (C) - SS will be a key player to watch. Not only is he a beast on the Buccaneers defense, he is a walking highlight reel. This will really be a statement win.

Week 6: RB Crazy Tomato II (R) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 6's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Crazy Tomato II (R). His 25 att, 117 yds, 4 TD performance stood out in the 52 to 0 victory for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

The former UBC gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 570 Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: CB Sonic Screwdriver (GM) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Sonic Screwdriver (GM) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Screwdriver (GM) finished with 2 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Buccaneers - 52, Birddogs - 0
Seawolves - 37, Luchadores - 9
Coyotes - 34, Royals - 9
Pythons - 27, Grey Ducks - 24

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Lots of points scored.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Look for them to continue their winstreak. There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
You got to like this defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 13. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 24.2. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 87 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 3. They are 4th in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 7. They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 4th in the league in passes of more than 20 yards. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 163.8!

Week 5: QB No Pix (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback No Pix has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 37 to 34. Pix did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 29 of 41 passes for 433 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 9 to 5, and a passer rating of 86.2.

Week 5: LB Senior Seau (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Senior Seau of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Seau finished with 13 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Buccaneers - 37, Coyotes - 34
Birddogs - 21, Pythons - 17
Grey Ducks - 31, Luchadores - 24
Seawolves - 24, Royals - 13

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
The Birddogs are a much better team than everyone thinks

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
I do not think their defense gets enough credit. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 21. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 176.5 per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 3. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
When you consider the two rosters, I think a good bet is that Jerome Bettis Jr. - RB is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Birddogs offense. They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
A double digit win.

Week 4: QB Cyrus MacDougall (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Cyrus MacDougall threw 4 touchdowns, completing 24 of 40 passes for 438 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for MacDougall, has seen some impressive numbers including 10 touchdown passes this season.

Week 4: LB Mr. 13 (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Mr. 13 (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. 13 (R) finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Luchadores - 13, Coyotes - 3
Buccaneers - 41, Grey Ducks - 31
Pythons - 33, Seawolves - 14
Birddogs - 27, Royals - 14

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I do not think you get very far against their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 8. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 18.7. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 92.3 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 3. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
When you think of the players that will be on the field, certainly you have to look at this CB named SuperNintendo Chalmers. I expect everyone knows this guy will be a wrecking ball.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I do not know why. I just have this hunch. There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Raga (R) media buzz

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Benji Raga (R) - DT. The media presense of Benji Raga (R) - DT is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Seawolves are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Raga (R) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Seawolves.

Week 3: CB Henry The Eighth (GM) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB The Eighth (GM)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Royals 29-7 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 3 Tck, 3 Int.

"Henry has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Royals Defensive Coordinator

Week 3: RB Brian Schwabl (R) (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Schwabl (R)'s 20 att, 193 yds, 1 TD performance against the Kansas City Coyotes. Schwabl (R) from Oregon was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Schwabl (R) now has 269 Rushing Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Pythons - 43, Coyotes - 10
Royals - 29, Grey Ducks - 7
Birddogs - 17, Luchadores - 16
Buccaneers - 31, Seawolves - 30

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Do not throw statistics at me! The Grey Ducks win because they are the better team.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I really think their offense will make the difference.

Jim Nox : London Royals
One of the most underestimated defenses.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Believe me.

Week 2: RB Federico Cinco (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Cinco's 33 att, 137 yds, 1 TD, 2 rec, 24 yds, 1 TD performance against the Dallas Birddogs. Cinco from Seattle University was selected in round 0, 2 years ago.

Cinco now has 303 Rushing Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: LB Guess Who (C) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Guess Who (C) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Who (C) finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Buccaneers - 25, Pythons - 6
Grey Ducks - 34, Birddogs - 10
Luchadores - 38, Royals - 24
Coyotes - 23, Seawolves - 17

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Look for their offense to dominate. There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
The Buccaneers are a much better team than everyone thinks This will really be a statement win.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
They will win again this week. They will put up a lot of points.

Darren Francis : Portland Pythons
Looking at the teams, I have no doubt that Mikey Knuckelz - DE will be a key figure in this game. Do not sleep on this guy's ability.

Week 1: RB Federico Cinco (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 1's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Federico Cinco. His 33 att, 166 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 38 to 31 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Seattle University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 166 Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: LB Senior Seau (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Senior Seau of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Seau finished with 14 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Birddogs - 28, Seawolves - 20
Pythons - 23, Royals - 14
Grey Ducks - 38, Coyotes - 31
Buccaneers - 40, Luchadores - 20

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

Royals and their Servants Royals and their Servants: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 12 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 4 votes)

Tijuana Country Tijuana Country: Dallas Birddogs with 10 votes (Runner up: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 9 votes)

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
The Birddogs win. You can quote me on that. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
They are furious with their losing streak. They will be fired up and I would not want to face them right now.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Can't lose.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager has this team running like a well oiled machine. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is innovative with his defense. He preperation is impeccable.

DT WW Jatt (C) (N/A) has retired!

DT WW Jatt (C) (76 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (12 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
C Pit Bull (BOT)
C Nathan Abel (R)
C Seb Sebjamin (BOT)
C Your Mom (BOT)
LB Bloody Mary (BOT)
LB Smoking Rift (BOT)
LB Juulio Jones (BOT)
LB Ferdinand Hyde
LB David Moose
LB Ferdinand Hyde (R)
LB Beak Beakman III (BOT)
LB Richard The Rusher (BOT)
LB Jackson Brando (R)
LB Eric Jimmies (BOT)
LB Jason Banks
DT I I
DT TheGhost of Waldo (BOT)

QB I I (TIJ) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Tijuana Luchadores drafted I I #1 overall in the 2066 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Luchadores general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. If you want to win, you have to get players like this kid. Make the pick and watch as teams below you frown.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 2: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. If you ask around, everyone will tell you, this kid is all about the team. The guy has gets along with everyone. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 3: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Liked by coaches and teammates. Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Pick 4: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
I know a lot of people have been waiting impatiently to see him play at the pro level. The wait just got a little shorter.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
His leadership is through the roof. He is on the frontline, always. Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
What you get with this kid, is a guy who understands that this is a team sport. Best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He is driven by the love of the sport. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 9: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 10: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Coaches love the leadership skills in this kid. Best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
I love this guy, and fans will too.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: WR DE
London Royals: DT DE
Minnesota Grey Ducks: DE
Portland Pythons: T
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: CB DE FS
Dallas Birddogs: G TE
Norfolk Seawolves: LB DT
Tijuana Luchadores: T CB FS

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Tijuana Luchadores own first overall.

Pick 1: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 2: London Royals
Pick 3: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 4: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 7: Portland Pythons
Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Other retirements

QB I I (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Simon Simmons (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (16 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Guess Who (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Ron Quick (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 1 att, 4 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Sodo Mojo (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 12 att, 34 yds, 0 TD
RB Air-Nash Topalo (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 1 att, 5 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (28 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (24 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Twe Lve (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 36 Pancakes
G I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Elizabeth Swan (48 ovr) : Career stats: 35 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Makoa Mahi?ai Jr. (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 5 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Webbie Swaggert (GM) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Pancakes
C Snake Jazz (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Micah Duckson (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C SystemsOf A'DownFeather (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 18 Pancakes
C I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE James Gilbert (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 29 rec, 139 yds, 0 TD
TE Ultimate Destroyer (BOT) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 38 rec, 209 yds, 0 TD
TE - Stitch (BOT) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 18 rec, 82 yds, 1 TD
TE I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Reggie Battle (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 49 rec, 419 yds, 2 TD
WR Ariana Poopington (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Jaylin Reyes (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 21 rec, 242 yds, 4 TD
WR Chris Underwood (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 25 rec, 271 yds, 0 TD
WR Nick DeFanco (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 30 rec, 286 yds, 0 TD
WR Kayden Tominaga (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Christian Dorr (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 13 rec, 111 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Tylil Henderson (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 18 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int
CB Luis Vonhellsing (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 49 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR
LB Draven Chanos (R) (64 ovr) : Career stats: 104 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF
LB The Cat Marie (GM) (60 ovr) : Career stats: 92 Tck, 1 FR
LB Mystic Pizza (BOT) (58 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Reuben Mobbs (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 62 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int
LB Hard Rushman (BOT) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Tck, 3 Sck
DT Dee Juana (GM) (60 ovr) : Career stats: 83 Tck, 2 Sck
DT Run Stuffer (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Francis Bacon (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Johnny English (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (34 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Sung Sam (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR
DE I I (50 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Tee Joana (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR
DE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Princess Mulan (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Tck
DE Princess Moana (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 2 Sck
DE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Princess Jasmine (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Blk FG
FS Kipp Summers (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Jimmies Russel (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Jake Barnes (R) (38 ovr) : Career stats: 9 Tck, 1 FF
SS Kipp Summers (R) (58 ovr) : Career stats:
SS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

RB - Hercules (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB - Hercules (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 att, 50 yds, 1 TD

RB Lüze Jenkins (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lüze Jenkins (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 114 att, 480 yds, 5 TD

WR Seer Ial (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Seer Ial (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 rec, 837 yds, 7 TD

WR Meo Stickyhands-McGee (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Meo Stickyhands-McGee has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 123 rec, 1884 yds, 16 TD

DE Edna Mode (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Edna Mode (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 Tck, 2 Sck

LB Speed Hawk (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Speed Hawk has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 230 Tck, 23 Sck, 4 FF, 1 FR

SS Thecat Toulouse (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Thecat Toulouse (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 5 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FF

CB Walter Yensid (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Walter Yensid has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 115 Tck, 2 Int, 3 FF, 3 FR

RB Dazen Guile (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dazen Guile (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 236 att, 1036 yds, 8 TD, 14 rec, 91 yds, 2 TD

WR Cush Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Cush Jones has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 rec, 265 yds, 2 TD

C Acutiramus Bohemius (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Acutiramus Bohemius (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Pancakes

TE Lip Nixon (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Lip Nixon (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 rec, 283 yds, 0 TD

T Gusztáv Farkas (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Gusztáv Farkas (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66 Pancakes

LB Toller Retriever (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Toller Retriever has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 196 Tck, 14 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF

DT GCBWRNW Princess Donut (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT GCBWRNW Princess Donut (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

K Air Bud (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Air Bud (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66/85 FG

RB Coyote Tank (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Coyote Tank (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 att, 50 yds, 0 TD, 9 rec, 49 yds, 0 TD

FS Friedrich Nietzsche (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Friedrich Nietzsche (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 3 Sck, 6 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

TE Rob Fray (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Rob Fray (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 rec, 248 yds, 1 TD

WR J'von Williams (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR J'von Williams has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 rec, 386 yds, 1 TD

DE Tim Deus (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Tim Deus (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Tck, 9 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

G Big Bad Coyote (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Big Bad Coyote (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 114 Pancakes

G Awooolter Jones (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Awooolter Jones (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 153 Pancakes

LB Shah Evil (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Shah Evil (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Tck, 2 FF, 3 FR

FS Eric Beaty jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Eric Beaty jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 Int, 3 FF, 4 FR

CB Terry Keller (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Terry Keller has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 209 Tck, 8 Int, 2 Def TD, 9 FF, 2 FR

CB Tommy Locks (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tommy Locks (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Adam Journey (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Adam Journey (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

RB Dominic Reynolds (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dominic Reynolds has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 173 att, 843 yds, 6 TD, 51 rec, 616 yds, 4 TD

RB Soul King Brook (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Soul King Brook has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 389 att, 1870 yds, 26 TD, 54 rec, 506 yds, 3 TD

WR Squints Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Squints Jr. has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 rec, 797 yds, 3 TD

G Ivanov Ivan (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Ivanov Ivan (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Pancakes

WR Julian Rose (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Julian Rose has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 148 rec, 2349 yds, 12 TD

C Taylor Swift (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Taylor Swift has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 136 Pancakes

DT Anthony Simmons III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Anthony Simmons III has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF

C Tuna TurnToBotOL (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Tuna TurnToBotOL (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Pancakes

DT Dunkler Sowerwine (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Dunkler Sowerwine has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 Tck, 15 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

LB Lyle Robideaux (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Lyle Robideaux has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 120 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF

LB KrustyKrab Pizza (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB KrustyKrab Pizza has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 98 Tck, 15 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 4 FR

LB Bean Beanman III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Bean Beanman III has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 183 Tck, 7 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 3 FR

CB Caleb TheGEICOCamel (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Caleb TheGEICOCamel (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23 Tck, 1 Sck

FS PeePee Poop-Eater Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS PeePee Poop-Eater Jr. has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 160 Tck, 4 Sck, 7 Int, 1 FF, 5 FR

FS Leonardo Da Pinchi (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Leonardo Da Pinchi (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

FS Tony Scaletta (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Tony Scaletta has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 147 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

K Cameron Oswald-Newton (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Cameron Oswald-Newton (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21/26 FG

FB Worsethan Blaze (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Worsethan Blaze has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 685 att, 2907 yds, 21 TD, 124 rec, 801 yds, 3 TD

WR Benny Hanna (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Benny Hanna has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 291 rec, 4215 yds, 34 TD

DT Gravy Bones (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Gravy Bones (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Tck, 3 Sck

CB South West (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB South West has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 189 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

FS GOAT McRizzy (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS GOAT McRizzy (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FF

RB Animal Blundetto (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Animal Blundetto (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 194 att, 882 yds, 6 TD, 13 rec, 92 yds, 0 TD

FS Lasse Zeigler (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Lasse Zeigler has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 112 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FF, 2 FR

WR Jonathan Irons (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jonathan Irons has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 160 rec, 2482 yds, 13 TD

RB American Dream (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB American Dream (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 125 att, 630 yds, 5 TD, 10 rec, 56 yds, 1 TD

DT Ben Dinucci (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ben Dinucci (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 69 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Upceti Spaghetti (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Upceti Spaghetti has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 189 Tck, 18 Sck, 2 Int, 6 FF, 5 FR

DE Kiwi Flapjacks (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Kiwi Flapjacks has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 FF

LB Willeh Strong (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Willeh Strong (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 109 Tck, 9 Sck, 1 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

CB Widdle Warrick (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Widdle Warrick (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF

LB Thor Dangerson II (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Thor Dangerson II (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 227 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Int, 5 FF, 3 FR

FS Rocket Ride (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Rocket Ride (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int

K Nagini Riddle (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Nagini Riddle (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/28 FG

G Dee Gen-X (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Dee Gen-X (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Pancakes

WR André Benn (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR André Benn has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 320 rec, 5105 yds, 51 TD

G Macho Man (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Macho Man (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 125 Pancakes

C Dinosaur Nugget (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Dinosaur Nugget (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Pancakes

DT Garlic Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Garlic Jr. has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 176 Tck, 19 Sck, 2 Sfty, 5 FF, 2 FR

DE Cardinal Sinn (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Cardinal Sinn (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Tck, 6 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Mako Mendonca Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Mako Mendonca Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 8 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

CB Ranch Dressing (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Ranch Dressing (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 97 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

SS Orb Ponderer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Orb Ponderer (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 221 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 Int, 6 FF, 3 FR

K Daniel Kenny (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Daniel Kenny (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/35 FG

DT WW Jatt (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT WW Jatt (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Huge Yakman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Huge Yakman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 240 Tck, 16 Sck, 2 Int, 6 FF, 6 FR

T Will Turner (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Will Turner (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Pancakes

LB Adolin Collins (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Adolin Collins has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 Tck, 9 Sck, 3 FF, 4 FR

RB Lane Wilson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lane Wilson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 att, 349 yds, 2 TD, 140 rec, 1915 yds, 18 TD

LB Jack Gohlke (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Jack Gohlke (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 88 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 FF

QB Scudl McDiddl (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Scudl McDiddl has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1185/2032, 14728 yds, 95 TD

SS Honorius Salvator (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Honorius Salvator has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 129 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FF

WR Chopper Donquixote (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Chopper Donquixote has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 246 rec, 3806 yds, 32 TD

DE Rex Havoc (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Rex Havoc has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 5 Sck

DT Maurice Gunner (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Maurice Gunner has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 Tck, 5 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

CB Mooty Poop-Eater (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Mooty Poop-Eater has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 148 Tck, 7 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 1 FR

K Football Kicker (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Football Kicker (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20/26 FG

K Harry Kane (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Harry Kane (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22/34 FG