2067 Ultimini

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers in the 2067 Ultimini.

The final score was Coyotes 14 - 7 Buccaneers.

Chucky McDavid (R) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Guess Who (C) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: QB Cyrus MacDougall (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Minnesota Grey Ducks quarterback Cyrus MacDougall has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Grey Ducks defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 23 to 17. MacDougall did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 28 of 40 passes for 318 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 40 to 7, and a passer rating of 109.4.

Week 14: LB Guess Who (C) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Who (C) absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 23-17 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 8 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Scramble at Seawolves' training.

Rumours out of Norfolk indicate that Sconnie The Traitor (BOT) - G is getting on the nerves of his team mates. One anonymous player on the team said: 'Apparently, he thinks we should be grateful to play with him, and he keeps getting in people's faces. yelling and such. It is tiresom to be honest'. It all escalated earlier this week when Sconnie The Traitor (BOT) - G threw a punch at A. Mcgriddlesackur (GM) - LB who immediately reciprocated. The Seawolves is said to be monitoring the situation closely.'.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Grey Ducks - 23, Coyotes - 17
Buccaneers - 24, Luchadores - 13
Pythons - 27, Royals - 20
Seawolves - 31, Birddogs - 28

Sou Championship Game

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers have defeated the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2067 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Buccaneers 38 - 7 Seawolves.

Crazy Tomato II - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense GM Mellott (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Kansas City Coyotes have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2067 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Grey Ducks 14 - 31 Coyotes.

Chucky McDavid (R) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Matt Turk (C) - FS had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
I think their defense is really good. They are 1st in sacks with 27. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 12.4. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 218.2 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 77 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 17. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in forced fumbles. Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Maurice Fuchs puts them over the top in this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He will out-prepare any opponent.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The better team wins. The Grey Ducks are the better team. No argument.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
But it will be much closer than many think..

Meet media's new darling: Earl Pumpkins (R) - T.

A flurry of media appearances by Earl Pumpkins (R) have blanketed the airwaves recently. The city of Dallas just loves to read about and watch Dallas. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Earl Pumpkins (R) is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Birddogs.

Week 13: RB Crazy Tomato II (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Tomato II's 20 att, 89 yds, 1 TD, 4 rec, 45 yds, 2 TD performance against the Minnesota Grey Ducks. Tomato II from UBC was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Tomato II now has 1243 Rushing Yards and 19 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: CB Demar Harris (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Harris's ball hawking ability was on display in the Buccaneers 29-26 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 8 Tck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

"Demar has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 13

Seawolves - 23, Royals - 16
Pythons - 28, Birddogs - 3
Coyotes - 37, Luchadores - 24
Buccaneers - 29, Grey Ducks - 26

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
This is a very good defense. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 19. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 199.7 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 117 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 14. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 24. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 296.8! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 16. They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 30.1! This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
The better team wins. The Buccaneers are the better team. No argument.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach William Harris puts them over the top in this game. He is a great offensive mind. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Meet media's new darling: Demar Harris - CB.

A flurry of media appearances by Demar Harris have blanketed the airwaves recently. The city of Minnesota just loves to read about and watch Minnesota. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Demar Harris is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Grey Ducks.

Week 12: RB Crazy Tomato II (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Tomato II's 20 att, 89 yds, 1 TD, 4 rec, 45 yds, 2 TD performance against the Norfolk Seawolves. Tomato II from UBC was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Tomato II now has 1156 Rushing Yards and 16 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: CB Demar Harris (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Harris's ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 31-24 game with the London Royals. He finished with 8 Tck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

"Demar has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 12

Grey Ducks - 31, Royals - 24
Luchadores - 34, Birddogs - 7
Buccaneers - 28, Seawolves - 17
Coyotes - 36, Pythons - 7

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
For this game, my opinion is that Brian Schwabl - RB can take over a game. The Pythons offense is great when he shows up.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at the teams, I think that Guess Who (C) - LB needs to show up, but if he does the Coyotes defense is very stingy. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I love what they are doing in Kansas City coaching-wise. Head coach Maurice Fuchs is a major reason they will win this game. He is running a great offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents. Just win baby.

Week 11: RB Federico Cinco (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Cinco's 28 att, 180 yds, 2 TD performance against the Dallas Birddogs. Cinco from Seattle University was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

Cinco now has 1281 Rushing Yards and 13 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 11: LB Tyron Brackenridge III (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Tyron Brackenridge III (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Brackenridge III (R) finished with 16 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Buccaneers - 38, Royals - 16
Coyotes - 24, Seawolves - 10
Grey Ducks - 41, Birddogs - 17
Pythons - 26, Luchadores - 20

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
In the context of this game, it seems a given that the Coyotes' defense goes through Guess Who (C) - LB. This man has the ability to change games.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
This is a high powered offense. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 24. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 250.2! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 31.5!

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Maurice Fuchs puts them over the top in this game. He is a great offensive mind. Defensively he makes great adjustments. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents. They win big.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Week 10: QB Cyrus MacDougall (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Cyrus MacDougall threw 3 touchdowns, completing 19 of 24 passes for 298 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for MacDougall, has seen some impressive numbers including 32 touchdown passes this season.

Week 10: SS Diego L Gato (BOT) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Diego L Gato (BOT) of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Gato (BOT) finished with 7 Tck.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Luchadores - 35, Royals - 21
Buccaneers - 23, Pythons - 17
Coyotes - 38, Birddogs - 17
Grey Ducks - 44, Seawolves - 6

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Just win baby.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 27. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 269.3! They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 117.7! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 33.3! If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 5th in sacks with 11. They are 5th in interceptions with 8. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
In this game, I think a good bet is that Braxton East - DE is bound to have an impact. The offense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance.

Week 9: CB Brady SonKisser (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB SonKisser's ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 30-3 game with the London Royals. He finished with 9 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

"Brady has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Week 9: RB Federico Cinco (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Federico Cinco. His 17 att, 139 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 41 to 23 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Seattle University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1040 Yards and 11 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Seawolves - 35, Luchadores - 21
Coyotes - 30, Royals - 3
Buccaneers - 49, Birddogs - 3
Grey Ducks - 41, Pythons - 23

Game of the Week: London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
This will be a very entertaining game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Their win streak will not be broken in this game.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
This will be an action-packed affair.

White media buzz

Turns out London local media have jumped on the Jack White hypetrain. The media presense of Jack White - G is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Royals are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect White to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Royals.

Week 8: RB Chucky McDavid (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 8's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Chucky McDavid (R). His 23 att, 79 yds, 0 TD performance stood out in the 24 to 16 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.

The former Wisconsin gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 671 Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 8: DE Braxton East (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE East absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 23-10 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with .

Game Recaps for Week 8

Seawolves - 27, Pythons - 24
Grey Ducks - 23, Luchadores - 10
Coyotes - 24, Buccaneers - 16
Birddogs - 27, Royals - 20

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I may be biased here, but I think the Buccaneers are obviously the better team. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
I really like their defense. They are 1st in sacks with 18. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 12. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 224.3 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 73.6 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 8. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, my intuition is that Mo Love - WR is a guy who will determine the result of the game. He supersharges their offense.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
The difference in this game will be their offense. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 18. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 243.4! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 31.9! When they win here, people will take notice.

Week 7: RB Federico Cinco (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Federico Cinco. His 22 att, 145 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 31 to 24 victory for the Minnesota Grey Ducks.

The former Seattle University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 847 Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Guess Who (C) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Guess Who (C) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Who (C) finished with 12 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Grey Ducks - 31, Luchadores - 24
Pythons - 40, Seawolves - 35
Royals - 24, Birddogs - 9
Coyotes - 31, Buccaneers - 7

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I just have this gut feeling.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, I think a good bet is that Brick Wall - DT is bound to have an impact. The offense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I predict that Mo Love - WR is going to be a difference maker on the Coyotes offense.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I have a lot of respect for head coach Maurice Fuchs. He is doing great things in Kansas City. He is a great offensive mind. He is one of the best defensive minds. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game.

Week 6: LB The KitKatcher (GM) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB KitKatcher (GM) absolutely dominated in the Buccaneers 41-17 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 6: RB Lee Rushmore (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Rushmore's 30 att, 183 yds, 2 TD performance against the Tijuana Luchadores. Rushmore from University of Buffalo was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Rushmore now has 542 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Buccaneers - 41, Birddogs - 17
Seawolves - 32, Luchadores - 17
Coyotes - 28, Royals - 6
Pythons - 31, Grey Ducks - 31

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
The better team wins. The Pythons are the better team. No argument. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I am sure head coach Brandon Pena has something up his sleeve for this game. He is running a great offense. He is one of the best defensive minds. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Their defense will step up this game. They are 2nd in sacks with 10. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 16.8. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 214 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 110.6 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 9. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles. The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Week 5: QB Cyrus MacDougall (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Cyrus MacDougall threw 4 touchdowns, completing 21 of 30 passes for 339 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for MacDougall, has seen some impressive numbers including 16 touchdown passes this season.

Week 5: CB Dixon Yamada (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Dixon Yamada of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Yamada finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Coyotes - 50, Birddogs - 0
Buccaneers - 45, Pythons - 20
Grey Ducks - 41, Seawolves - 21
Luchadores - 33, Royals - 10

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, I know it is not trendy, but I think that The Buccaneers rely on Xantheliu Vornschpültz (R) - LB on their defense. Big names make big plays in big games, I cannot wait to watch this. They will rack up a lot of points.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
When you think of the players that will be on the field, it is likely that Dixon Yamada - CB has to potential to carry the Buccaneers defense. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
I am sure head coach William Shipley has something up his sleeve for this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. Defensively he makes great adjustments. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 7. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 291.2! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 110.5! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 28.5!

Week 4: QB Cyrus MacDougall (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Minnesota Grey Ducks quarterback Cyrus MacDougall has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Grey Ducks defeated the Dallas Birddogs, 48 to 19. MacDougall did his part, throwing 6 touchdowns, completing 27 of 41 passes for 358 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 12 to 2, and a passer rating of 109.0.

Week 4: CB Scoober Bert (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Bert's ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 51-17 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Scoober has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 4

Coyotes - 51, Seawolves - 17
Grey Ducks - 48, Birddogs - 19
Pythons - 44, Luchadores - 17
Buccaneers - 34, Royals - 21

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I think their defense will carry them. They are 2nd in sacks with 8. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 14.7. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 91.7 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 7. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles. But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot see how anyone would not think that Braxton East - DE is likely to ruin the day for the offense. But it will be a close game.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The difference in this game will be their offense. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 6. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 228.3! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 4. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 117.7! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 28.3! There will be some very good football to watch here.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at how the teams match up, I do not think there is any doubt that the Grey Ducks' defense goes through CrustyCrow Pizza (BOT) - LB. When he is at his best, the Grey Ducks offense is like a well oiled machine. A double digit win.

Week 3: QB Jack Crackerjack (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Jack Crackerjack threw 6 touchdowns, completing 18 of 30 passes for 366 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Crackerjack, has seen some impressive numbers including 7 touchdown passes this season.

Week 3: LB Guess Who (C) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Guess Who (C) of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Who (C) finished with 7 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Coyotes - 27, Pythons - 24
Grey Ducks - 31, Royals - 10
Buccaneers - 43, Seawolves - 21
Luchadores - 58, Birddogs - 21

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at the two rosters, I think that CrustyCrow Pizza (BOT) - LB needs to show up, but if he does the Grey Ducks will be shutting people down.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Look for their offense to dominate. This may be where we see their true colors.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I find it hard to bet against coach Brandon Pena. He always has them well prepared. He is running a great offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. He will out-prepare any opponent.

Molars (BOT) every reporter's dream

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Hen Molars (BOT) - LB. Hen Molars (BOT) - LB is everywhere in the Kansas City media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Molars (BOT) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Coyotes are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Fight breaks out at the Seawolves' facility.

Sources in Seawolves locker room reveal that Trey Stover (R) - RB continues to get attention for all the wrong reasons. There has been numerous under the radar conflicts during training. Often resulting in shouting matches. Apparently, Trey Stover (R) - RB threw his helmet at A. Mcgriddlesackur (GM) - LB after an argument in the locker room. The incident followed a recent streak of bickering and arguments between the two. Nevertheless, with things having now escalated, the challange now is whether the coaching staff can clamp down and get them on the same page.'.

Week 2: RB Lee Rushmore (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 2's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Lee Rushmore. His 25 att, 130 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 36 to 28 victory for the Norfolk Seawolves.

The former University of Buffalo gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 181 Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: LB A. Mcgriddlesackur (GM) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Mcgriddlesackur (GM) absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 36-28 game with the London Royals. He finished with 3 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Pythons - 27, Birddogs - 24
Grey Ducks - 31, Buccaneers - 14
Seawolves - 36, Royals - 28
Coyotes - 16, Luchadores - 7

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
In the context of this game, my prediction is that the offense will struggle to counter Dixon Yamada - CB. Watch out for him.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
People tend to underestimate their offense. There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I just really like the way they coach in Bondi Beach. Head coach William Harris is doing great things. He is running a great offense. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Winning pleases everyone.

Royals fans are excited this week after their team lambasted the Pythons. Albert Rivera said of his team, ‘We beat em good.’

Week 1: RB Adolin Suresan (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Suresan (R)'s 32 att, 113 yds, 2 TD performance against the Portland Pythons. Suresan (R) from SMU was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Suresan (R) now has 113 Rushing Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: LB David Kupp (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB David Kupp of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Kupp finished with 14 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Buccaneers - 23, Luchadores - 10
Royals - 38, Pythons - 24
Grey Ducks - 23, Coyotes - 20
Birddogs - 14, Seawolves - 9

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

Royals and their Servants Royals and their Servants: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 13 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 5 votes)

Tijuana Country Tijuana Country: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 11 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 5 votes)

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, I think that you have to look at this LB named Luna Moon. I expect everyone knows this guy will be a wrecking ball.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
All aboard the Buccaneers hypetrain. Easy prediction.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I am sure head coach Robin Wesley has something up his sleeve for this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

LB Jake Spears (N/A) has retired!

LB Jake Spears (68 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
C Getting Zooted (BOT)
C Cycro TheGOAT (BOT)
C TMoney IsMoney (GM)
C Lord CoolBlocks (BOT)
C I I
C Joey Sabel
LB Stephen Strange (BOT)
LB Chavo De La Crúz (R)
LB Harvey Specter (GM)
LB Willeh Weak (GM)
LB A Terror-dactyl (BOT)
LB Latke Love (BOT)
DT Desmond TheMoonBear (GM)
DT Tyler Duncan
DT Terry Sacktyl (GM)
DT Coney Chonk (BOT

FB - Whooper Jr (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

FB - Whooper Jr (BOT) (66 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (LON) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The London Royals drafted I I #1 overall in the 2067 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Royals general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He plays well with others. He understands there is a reason for each assignment on every play. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
I love this guy, and fans will too.

Pick 2: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Pick 3: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. He helps everyone get in the right position, making the team run as a well oiled machine. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. Respected for his good behavior on the field. The guy has gets along with everyone. Just what the organization needs.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
The ultimate team player. I know a lot of people have been waiting impatiently to see him play at the pro level. The wait just got a little shorter.

Pick 6: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
If you ask around, everyone will tell you, this kid is all about the team. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Need a leader? He is your guy. It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Ohh are they going to be happy to get him. He is a great fit here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Well liked in the locker room. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Pick 9: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He is driven by the love of the sport. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. He is driven by the love of the sport. Well liked in the locker room. Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Pick 10: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. I know a lot of people have been waiting impatiently to see him play at the pro level. The wait just got a little shorter.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: C DE SS
London Royals: T LB DE
Minnesota Grey Ducks: CB LB
Portland Pythons: T LB DT
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: DE FS
Dallas Birddogs: C TE CB DT SS
Norfolk Seawolves: T DE
Tijuana Luchadores: T DT FS

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: London Royals own first overall.

Pick 1: London Royals
Pick 2: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 3: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 6: Portland Pythons
Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Other retirements

QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Patrick Star (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 107 att, 424 yds, 3 TD, 8 rec, 47 yds, 1 TD
RB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Aseel Tare (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Best Ever Running Back (GM) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Elijah Williams (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 10 att, 25 yds, 1 TD
RB Trey Daniels (R) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 7 att, 28 yds, 1 TD, 3 rec, 13 yds, 1 TD
FB I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Leonardo Di Finchy (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
G I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Davey Jones (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 82 Pancakes
G Bootstrap Bill (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 50 Pancakes
G I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C OJ In'Shambles(BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Soul Wing Brook (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Eggy The Poet (BOT) (36 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Pancakes
TE I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Steve Austin (45 ovr) : Career stats: 21 rec, 185 yds, 2 TD
TE Deacon Blues (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 43 rec, 298 yds, 0 TD
TE Trae Jones Jr. (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 5 rec, 42 yds, 0 TD
TE - Zuul (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 19 rec, 92 yds, 0 TD
TE - Slimer (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 42 rec, 374 yds, 1 TD
TE I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Don Wilkins (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Travis Avery (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Chris Receiverston (50 ovr) : Career stats: 13 rec, 133 yds, 2 TD
WR Duck Hunter (GM) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 20 rec, 256 yds, 2 TD
WR Matt K (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Billy Joel (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 28 yds, 0 TD
WR Michael Knight (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR NearlyHeadless Nick (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 39 rec, 357 yds, 2 TD
WR I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Oliver Harford (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 32 rec, 266 yds, 1 TD
WR I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Ben Hafkey (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 51 Tck, 4 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
CB Harrison Andrews Jr. (54 ovr) : Career stats: 97 Tck, 3 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR
CB Kentrell King (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Walter Melon (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck, 1 FF
CB North East (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Road Kill (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Jobin Dean (R) (40 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Billdozer Dauterive (R) (63 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF
LB He's AnOutlaw (GM) (60 ovr) : Career stats: 102 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Darth Doggo (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 79 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR
LB Racing Snail (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 91 Tck
LB Blake Haden (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Chunky Campbell Soup (70 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Brick Wall (R) (64 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Thomas Paine (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (36 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Doug The Dog (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF
DE I I (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Ci Brez (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 15 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
DE Aaron Youngblood (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 13 Tck, 2 Sck
DE - Banquo (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Jacob Marley (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Acme Product (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Zimm Triumph (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FR
FS Flying Dutchman (GM) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Tck, 1 Int
FS Bishop Milloy (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck
FS I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
SS King Hamlet (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int
SS I I (45 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Wayne Kerr (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

QB - Bugs (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB - Bugs (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 745/1295, 8117 yds, 55 TD

RB Julian McMorris II (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Julian McMorris II (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2 att, 8 yds, 0 TD, 73 rec, 768 yds, 5 TD

RB Stone Wall (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Stone Wall has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 423 att, 2136 yds, 11 TD, 17 rec, 201 yds, 0 TD

WR Joe Brewer (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Joe Brewer (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 rec, 539 yds, 4 TD

DT Thaal Sinestro (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Thaal Sinestro (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 8 Sck

DE Cleetus Beauregard (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Cleetus Beauregard has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 8 Sck, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB - Casper (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB - Casper (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 Tck, 4 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

CB Matt Wilkins (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Matt Wilkins has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 230 Tck, 6 Sck, 9 Int, 2 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

K Wynn Jenkins (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Wynn Jenkins has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87/110 FG

TE Gabriel Finley (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Gabriel Finley (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 rec, 212 yds, 1 TD

G Mister Worldwide (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Mister Worldwide (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 134 Pancakes

C Ham Bone (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Ham Bone (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 Pancakes

DT Tony Chazz (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Tony Chazz (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

LB Sane Tomato (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Sane Tomato (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 103 Tck, 4 Sck, 4 FF

SS William Henry Drayton (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS William Henry Drayton (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 93 Tck, 3 Int, 3 FF

CB Ball Fetcher (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Ball Fetcher (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Tck, 2 Int, 1 FF

CB Alexander Rockstone (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Alexander Rockstone (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 88 Tck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 4 FR

K Dee Fernandez (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Dee Fernandez has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21/26 FG

QB Russell Jimmies (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Russell Jimmies has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 729/1356, 8877 yds, 57 TD

RB Young Tubby (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Young Tubby (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 9 att, 25 yds, 0 TD

TE Wilee Coyote (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Wilee Coyote (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23 rec, 131 yds, 1 TD

TE D Foo (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE D Foo (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 4 rec, 20 yds, 0 TD

WR Timmy Jimmie (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Timmy Jimmie (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 rec, 423 yds, 1 TD

WR Bauce McSauce (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Bauce McSauce (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 rec, 354 yds, 4 TD

DT Lheorvine Adebisi (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Lheorvine Adebisi has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Tck, 15 Sck, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 1 FR

DT Big Baby (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Big Baby (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

DT Creative Name (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Creative Name (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 5 Tck, 1 Sck

DE Boobie Miles (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Boobie Miles (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Jack Destroyer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Jack Destroyer has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 283 Tck, 14 Sck, 4 Int, 2 Def TD, 5 FF, 5 FR

LB D'Glester Hardunkichud (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB D'Glester Hardunkichud has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 305 Tck, 19 Sck, 1 Int, 5 FF, 2 FR

CB Jack Builder (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jack Builder (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 10 Tck, 1 FF

CB Douglas Capybara (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Douglas Capybara (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int

CB Jonah Wallis (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jonah Wallis (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

FS Johnny Bird (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Johnny Bird has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 92 Tck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 2 FR

RB Aaron Ford (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Aaron Ford has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 357 att, 1399 yds, 15 TD, 69 rec, 841 yds, 6 TD

FS Cody Oates (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Cody Oates (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17 Tck, 1 Int

RB Eric Wankerson (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Eric Wankerson (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 att, 365 yds, 7 TD

RB Bo'Ohw O. Wo'er (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Bo'Ohw O. Wo'er (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 104 att, 442 yds, 4 TD, 8 rec, 61 yds, 1 TD

RB Zigzag Zipstep (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Zigzag Zipstep has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 429 att, 1872 yds, 5 TD, 97 rec, 951 yds, 7 TD

WR Leopold Roy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Leopold Roy has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3 rec, 75 yds, 0 TD

WR Hollywood Tez (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Hollywood Tez has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 151 rec, 2016 yds, 9 TD

C Large Lenjamin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Large Lenjamin (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 146 Pancakes

G Huge Henjamin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Huge Henjamin (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 162 Pancakes

C Paul Church (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Paul Church (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Pancakes

DT Juan Carrasco (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Juan Carrasco has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 9 Sck, 1 FF

TE GoTo imnegs.net (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE GoTo imnegs.net has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 rec, 644 yds, 6 TD

LB Winston Churchill (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Winston Churchill (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 FF

C Wide Wenjamin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Wide Wenjamin (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 105 Pancakes

LB Ian McKellen (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ian McKellen (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Finn Murphy (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Finn Murphy (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 181 Tck, 21 Sck, 1 Int, 5 FF, 2 FR

LB Seb TackledYou (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Seb TackledYou (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Sfty

K David Carson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K David Carson (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29/37 FG

WR Julian Grouse (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Julian Grouse (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 rec, 996 yds, 6 TD

RB Maeve Mascarpone (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Maeve Mascarpone has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 339 att, 1496 yds, 13 TD, 78 rec, 881 yds, 4 TD

C Cage Beers (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Cage Beers (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Pancakes

T Oandon Lolanin (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Oandon Lolanin (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Pancakes

C Makoa Mahi'ai Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Makoa Mahi'ai Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

C Duckmonic Reynolds (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Duckmonic Reynolds (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Pancakes

DE Garfield Despacito IV (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Garfield Despacito IV has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 Tck, 13 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB Bill Dozier (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Bill Dozier (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

SS Lyle Robiduck (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Lyle Robiduck (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Jet Larsen (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jet Larsen has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 105 Tck, 4 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

CB Tyler Oles III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tyler Oles III has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 117 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 6 FF, 4 FR

QB Elijah Dyson (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Elijah Dyson (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 765/1429, 9220 yds, 75 TD

FS Geese-Geese PoopEater Jr (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Geese-Geese PoopEater Jr (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 1 Int

RB Ralph Johnson XXVI (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ralph Johnson XXVI (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 125 att, 480 yds, 10 TD, 3 rec, 18 yds, 1 TD

WR Warren Peace (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Warren Peace has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 rec, 2047 yds, 17 TD

DE Rick van Vale (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Rick van Vale has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 76 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 2 FR

LB Mac Mannheim (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Mac Mannheim (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 180 Tck, 17 Sck, 1 Int, 6 FF, 3 FR

LB Robot Sunfish (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Robot Sunfish (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 216 Tck, 21 Sck, 7 FF, 2 FR

FS William Eaton (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS William Eaton (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Tck, 6 Sck, 2 FF, 3 FR

CB Depth Charge (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Depth Charge (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 310 Tck, 10 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 2 FR

FS Zeigler Lasse (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Zeigler Lasse (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Tck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

K Ball GoFar (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Ball GoFar (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28/41 FG

QB Katya Zamolodchikova (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Katya Zamolodchikova (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 273/462, 3221 yds, 22 TD

FB Billy Van Goff (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Billy Van Goff has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 177 att, 565 yds, 3 TD, 6 rec, 68 yds, 0 TD

TE Kurt Wagner (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Kurt Wagner has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 114 rec, 1047 yds, 7 TD

C Mclarge Choccy-Snake (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Mclarge Choccy-Snake (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 205 Pancakes

FS Bamford In'Shambles (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Bamford In'Shambles (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 232 Tck, 5 Sck, 8 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 2 FR

CB Zamir Multi 15 (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Zamir Multi 15 (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 288 Tck, 1 Sck, 12 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 2 FR

K Chad Broski (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Chad Broski (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11/18 FG

TE Bob Kronkowski (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Bob Kronkowski (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 210 rec, 2679 yds, 17 TD

QB Puddles O'Duck (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Puddles O'Duck (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 990/1576, 12348 yds, 98 TD

C Patter Pitter (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Patter Pitter (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

C Connor Craig Jr. Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Connor Craig Jr. Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 Pancakes

DT Cro Ney (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Cro Ney (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 88 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

DT Red Budd (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Red Budd (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 FF, 1 FR

DE Kharmoni Woods (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Kharmoni Woods (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

LB Grzegorz Winnicki (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Grzegorz Winnicki has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 297 Tck, 22 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 2 FR

CB Sam Coverdale (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sam Coverdale has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 160 Tck, 1 Sck, 8 Int, 2 Def TD, 5 FF, 2 FR

K Auto Matic (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Auto Matic (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25/30 FG

C Devin Mace (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Devin Mace (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Pancakes

LB Tua Domine (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Tua Domine (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 147 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

K Marshall von Hildebrand (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Marshall von Hildebrand has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25/31 FG

LB Brennan Kennedy II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Brennan Kennedy II has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 78 Tck, 2 FF

WR Secret Squirrel (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Secret Squirrel has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 rec, 1215 yds, 9 TD

QB Jamarcus Qiller (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Jamarcus Qiller has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 330/571, 3504 yds, 21 TD

K Lucy Leitner (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Lucy Leitner has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0/0 FG

LB Bull Dozier (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Bull Dozier has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 149 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 7 FF, 2 FR