Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
For this game, you would be a fool not to see that the key is whether they can contain Steve's Lava Kaiju (R) - T. If not, he will destroy them. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Jim Nox : London Royals
The Royals are the real deal.

Darren Francis : London Royals
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 12. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 265.2! They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush.

Richardson every reporter's dream

Turns out Bondi Beach local media have jumped on the Nick Richardson hypetrain. Nick Richardson - LB is everywhere in the Bondi Beach media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Richardson navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Buccaneers are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 6: WR Alex Baudelaire (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Baudelaire's 6 rec, 135 yds, 2 TD effort led the way for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. This weeks 135 receiving yards bring his season total to 619 yards with 4 touchdowns on the season.

"To Alex, football is about winning and nothing else. He is one of the hardest workers on our team and deserves the attention he is getting from the media and fans." - Buccaneers Coach

Week 6: LB Kilian Liam (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Liam absolutely dominated in the Pythons 24-17 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 8 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Buccaneers - 27, Seawolves - 26
Birddogs - 17, Luchadores - 14
Pythons - 24, Coyotes - 17
Royals - 24, Grey Ducks - 10

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
You got to like this defense. They are 3rd in sacks with 13. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 21. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 96.4 yards per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Of course the Luchadores win. Have you been living under a rock?

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
They will keep their winstreak going. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Lots of points scored.

Week 5: QB Princess Leia Organa (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' Princess Leia Organa threw 2 touchdowns, completing 31 of 48 passes for 439 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Leia Organa, has seen some impressive numbers including 10 touchdown passes this season.

Week 5: LB Steven Matthews (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Matthews absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 22-19 game with the London Royals. He finished with 16 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Coyotes - 37, Buccaneers - 28
Seawolves - 22, Royals - 19
Grey Ducks - 29, Birddogs - 22
Luchadores - 20, Pythons - 17

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot see how anyone would not think that Duckler Sowerwine (BOT) - DT always has an impact. The offense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The Grey Ducks win. I see no reason to think otherwise.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at how the teams match up, you would be a fool not to think that Drew LaChance - CB is a guy who will carry the game. I think he will do so this week as well. It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Week 4: RB Brick Grabowski (R) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 4's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Brick Grabowski (R). His 18 att, 113 yds, 1 TD, 2 rec, 124 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 35 to 24 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former Penn State gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 332 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 4: LB Vlad The Inhaler (C) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Vlad The Inhaler (C) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. The Inhaler (C) finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Birddogs - 35, Coyotes - 24
Grey Ducks - 27, Buccaneers - 18
Luchadores - 27, Royals - 20
Seawolves - 31, Pythons - 17

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
I really think their defense will make the difference. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 18.3. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 219.7 per game. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 111.3 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 7. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot help but think that you cannot keep Scott Pilgrim - WR down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Coyotes are overhyped. They are who we thought they were. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
I have a lot of respect for head coach Wade Sager. He is doing great things in Dallas. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is one of the best defensive minds. He is preparation and gameplanning is great.

Amadeus every reporter's dream

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Pegme Amadeus - T. Pegme Amadeus - T is everywhere in the London media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Amadeus navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Royals are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 3: LB Kilian Liam (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Kilian Liam of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Liam finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Week 3: RB Spock McEatMyDust (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 3's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Spock McEatMyDust (C). His 26 att, 146 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 31 to 23 victory for the Norfolk Seawolves.

The former Starfleet Academy gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 279 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Coyotes - 32, Royals - 24
Pythons - 40, Grey Ducks - 21
Seawolves - 31, Birddogs - 23
Buccaneers - 41, Luchadores - 35

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
Looking at the two rosters, I think a good bet is that Richard Shoes - CB can take over a game. Looking at the Birddogs defense, it is clear that when he shows up, it is always entertaining. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Jim Nox : Dallas Birddogs
They win big.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
I am sure head coach Wade Sager has something up his sleeve for this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense. He preperation is impeccable. They will rack up a lot of points.

Week 2: QB Princess Leia Organa (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback Princess Leia Organa has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the London Royals, 31 to 20. Leia Organa did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 23 of 39 passes for 315 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 4 to 5, and a passer rating of 66.0.

Week 2: LB Gyurn Vlommfeldt (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Vlommfeldt absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 34-7 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 11 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Buccaneers - 31, Royals - 20
Seawolves - 48, Grey Ducks - 14
Birddogs - 34, Pythons - 7
Luchadores - 34, Coyotes - 27

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
This should be some good football.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
They have a dominant defense. They do not get enough credit for that. Get your popcorn ready.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the teams, it seems obvious that the offense will not be able to contain Smoke Moore (C) - CB. He will destroy them.

Week 1: RB Chucky McDavid (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after McDavid's 26 att, 109 yds, 3 TD performance against the Minnesota Grey Ducks. McDavid from Wisconsin was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

McDavid now has 109 Rushing Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: LB Gyurn Vlommfeldt (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Vlommfeldt absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 38-17 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 27, Seawolves - 0
Royals - 29, Pythons - 3
Coyotes - 31, Grey Ducks - 24
Birddogs - 38, Buccaneers - 17

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

DSFL North DSFL North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 10 votes (Runner up: London Royals with 6 votes)

DSFL South DSFL South: Norfolk Seawolves with 9 votes (Runner up: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 7 votes)

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They win big.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
You got to like this defense. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
This is just going by my intuition. Believe me.

Darren Francis : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, my opinion is that the defense will need to contain a player like Boss Chud (R) - T. Expect him to show up in a big way.

DT Bare Crawler (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

DT Bare Crawler (BOT) (51 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

TE Cyle Krane (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

TE Cyle Krane (BOT) (45 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

WR Druss Delnoch (N/A) has retired!

WR Druss Delnoch (57 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
RB Robert Bolig
RB Eustice Babycakes (R)
RB Eustice Babycakes (R)
RB Tex Richards
RB Colonel Panic
C I I
C Bile Titan (BOT)
C I I
C Lord Farquaad (BOT)
C Right Greed (BOT)
C I I
C I I
WR I I
WR Don Wilkins
WR Kermit the frog (R)
WR Ethan Ashcroft
WR John von Apartment (BOT)
LB Bull Mastiff (BOT)
LB NotA Bot (BOT)
LB Ping Baz (BOT)
LB Icebears Birthday (BOT)
LB Blitzy McBlitzface (BOT)
LB Super Senior Seau (BOT)
DT Big Fat. Juni (GM)
DT Louis Sutton
DT I I
DT I I
DT Uptown Snored (BOT)
DT Richard Power (R)

K Mr Don-Dinghy (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

K Mr Don-Dinghy (BOT) (46 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (POR) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Portland Pythons drafted I I #1 overall in the 2070 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Pythons general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. Raised to know the value of teamwork. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. Respected for his good behavior on the field. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 2: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. Respected for his good behavior on the field. The guy has gets along with everyone. Rock solid player is just what they need. A great fit here, both in terms of need and quality.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. They need playmakers at this position. This is what they are getting here. Solid pick.

Pick 3: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
A leader on the field and in the locker room. Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. He is driven by the love of the sport. Liked by coaches and teammates. Ohh are they going to be happy to get him. He is a great fit here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Pick 5: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
In addition to his own role, this kid doubles as glue. He makes everyone on the field play as a team. Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Teammates love him. All he cares about is the team. He helps everyone succeed. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Pick 6: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
I know a lot of people have been waiting impatiently to see him play at the pro level. The wait just got a little shorter.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. If you ask around, everyone will tell you, this kid is all about the team. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. I know a lot of people have been waiting impatiently to see him play at the pro level. The wait just got a little shorter.

Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. He is driven by the love of the sport. The guy has gets along with everyone. Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Teammates gravitate toward him, they follow his lead. Coaches love that about him. They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Pick 9: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Pick 10: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Fill a need, get a quality player, everyone wins! He will fit right in with the pros.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Fits nicely with their needs. Fits nicely with the draft spot. Getting it right is important with these early picks. This guy is right.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: QB G C
London Royals: G C CB DE
Minnesota Grey Ducks: G C CB SS
Portland Pythons: TE SS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C CB DT SS
Dallas Birddogs: G C
Norfolk Seawolves: DE
Tijuana Luchadores: T FS

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Portland Pythons own first overall.

Pick 1: Portland Pythons
Pick 2: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 3: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 5: London Royals
Pick 6: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 8: Bondi Beach Buccaneers

QB Confurius DeThwilson (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Confurius DeThwilson (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1047/1674, 12465 yds, 81 TD

Other retirements

QB Joseph Smith (70 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Roy Fitzpatrick (66 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (1 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (0 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Dennis Manzo (77 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Santo Mayfield (73 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB The Meg (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 62 att, 284 yds, 2 TD, 9 rec, 63 yds, 0 TD
RB Brock Landers (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 74 att, 283 yds, 3 TD, 8 rec, 35 yds, 1 TD
FB Timothy Cordova (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB Gregory Pruett (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB Patrick Carter (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Steven Horn (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Push Pull (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 36 Pancakes
T James West (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Jason Loper (65 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Tmoney Ismoney (GM) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Pancakes
C E Honda (GM) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Pancakes
C Joe Bethersonton (53 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
C David Mcneill (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Baron von Froggington (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Pancakes
C ForDemocracy Helldivers (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Pancakes
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Klop Klop (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 1 rec, 5 yds, 0 TD
TE Ethan Huynh (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 4 rec, 31 yds, 0 TD
TE D'Squarius Green Jr (BOT) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 90 rec, 522 yds, 5 TD
WR Charles Roche (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Don Wilkins (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Don Wilkins (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Marty Charlie (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 9 rec, 121 yds, 0 TD
CB Ian Paul (68 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Luigi Mario (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 57 Tck, 4 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR
CB Tim Riggins (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Risen Chicken (GM) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 66 Tck, 1 FF
CB West South (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 42 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 2 FF
LB Ronald Perry (62 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Depth Charge (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 84 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB - Cyberman (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 1 FF
LB Gerald Swan (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Bobby Lighthouse (41 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Tck
DT Randall Royster (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Wade Bunn (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Jimmy John Rushmore (R) (63 ovr) : Career stats: 15 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty
DE Joe Byers (61 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Bubb Maroon (GM) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Sfty
FS Carl Crouse (58 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Gavin Girard (56 ovr) : Career stats: 110 Tck, 4 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 1 FR
FS Drew Zimmy (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 63 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int
K I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P Rene Heim (69 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P Matthew Medina (60 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

LB Sevrin Quinn (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Sevrin Quinn has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 96 Tck, 11 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Luna Moon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Luna Moon has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 248 Tck, 13 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

DE Moussa Teboho (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Moussa Teboho (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Tck, 5 Sck

DT Raggedy Man (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Raggedy Man (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17 Tck, 4 Sck

DT Bjarni Hjalmarsson (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Bjarni Hjalmarsson (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

T Elizabeth Turner (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Elizabeth Turner (BOT) has retired after 1 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 69 Pancakes

T Davy Jones (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Davy Jones (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 108 Pancakes

C Jack Sparrow (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Jack Sparrow (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Pancakes

C Will Turner (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Will Turner (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 88 Pancakes

G Bootstrap Bill (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bootstrap Bill (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 80 Pancakes

WR - Whereforartthoustvian (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR - Whereforartthoustvian (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 rec, 709 yds, 4 TD

WR Travis Novak (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Travis Novak has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 262 rec, 4040 yds, 24 TD

FB - Whomstvian (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB - Whomstvian (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 att, 64 yds, 0 TD, 14 rec, 51 yds, 1 TD

CB Mario Mario (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Mario Mario (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 3 FR

LB Goto Imnegsnet (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Goto Imnegsnet (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 7 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

LB Axel Creed (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Axel Creed (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 FF

DE Mike Franchet (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Mike Franchet (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

DT Al Porpoise (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Al Porpoise has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 81 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 FF

C Fairly Smart (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Fairly Smart (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

WR Darius Fasttrack (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Darius Fasttrack has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 267 rec, 3997 yds, 32 TD

RB Lasso Jones (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lasso Jones (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 201 att, 893 yds, 8 TD, 19 rec, 113 yds, 1 TD

QB QB Dallas (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB QB Dallas (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 102/167, 1379 yds, 10 TD

K Jack Wolf (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jack Wolf has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 76/97 FG

CB Sonic Screwdriver (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sonic Screwdriver (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB Dr. Dalek (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dr. Dalek (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

FS Taonga Kofi (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Taonga Kofi (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 210 Tck, 6 Sck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 3 FR

LB Roy Rivers (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Roy Rivers has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 224 Tck, 22 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Blk FG, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 3 FR

C Awoolter Jones (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Awoolter Jones (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 Pancakes

T Big Dad Coyote (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Big Dad Coyote (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 108 Pancakes

G Big Beef Wellington (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Big Beef Wellington (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 376 Pancakes

G Shaggy Dog (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Shaggy Dog (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 371 Pancakes

WR Jeff Land Shark (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jeff Land Shark has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 185 rec, 2778 yds, 19 TD

WR Stacey Dewayne (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Stacey Dewayne has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 276 rec, 3621 yds, 20 TD

TE Big Strong Red Panda (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Big Strong Red Panda has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 107 rec, 844 yds, 6 TD

RB Kaleb Manning (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kaleb Manning (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 att, 216 yds, 0 TD, 22 rec, 170 yds, 2 TD

QB No Pix (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB No Pix has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 912/1604, 11232 yds, 72 TD

K K Bot 1 (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K K Bot 1 (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 16/22 FG

FS Jerald Chuprig (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Jerald Chuprig (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 3 Int, 2 FF

DT Big Honch (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Big Honch (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 Tck

DT Brick Pudding (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Brick Pudding (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF

DT Richard Lionheart (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Richard Lionheart (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

C Mike Ross (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Mike Ross has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 193 Pancakes

G Clam Casino (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Clam Casino has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

WR Hugh Eackman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Hugh Eackman has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 225 rec, 3429 yds, 23 TD

TE Prince George (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Prince George (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 rec, 280 yds, 3 TD

RB Dalinar Summers (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dalinar Summers (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 864 att, 3674 yds, 39 TD, 49 rec, 444 yds, 3 TD

FS Casper The Ghost (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Casper The Ghost (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF

FS Queen Jaq (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Queen Jaq (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 Tck, 4 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 2 FR

CB Prime Sanders (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Prime Sanders (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 162 Tck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

LB Akou Rojo (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Akou Rojo (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

DT Paulie Wag (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Paulie Wag has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 12 Sck, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 3 FR

LB Anthony Stover (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Anthony Stover has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 215 Tck, 14 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Sfty, 8 FF, 6 FR

LB Senior Seau (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Senior Seau has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 224 Tck, 18 Sck, 2 Int, 8 FF, 4 FR

DT Benji Raga (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Benji Raga (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 7 Sck, 4 FF

C Pancake Sandwich (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Pancake Sandwich (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Pancakes

WR Max Ralph (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Max Ralph (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 65 rec, 1073 yds, 11 TD

QB Jack Cannon (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Jack Cannon (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 881/1543, 11337 yds, 80 TD

G Blueberry Muffin (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Blueberry Muffin (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Pancakes

WR Benny The Jet (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Benny The Jet has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 378 rec, 5597 yds, 53 TD

K Duke Of Shanks (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Duke Of Shanks (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13/26 FG

FS Martavius Spencer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Martavius Spencer has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 4 Sck, 6 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FR

CB Lucas Graves (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Lucas Graves has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 125 Tck, 3 Int, 4 FF, 4 FR

SS Earl Grey (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Earl Grey (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF

LB Lord Whiskey (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Lord Whiskey (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FR

LB John Scamps (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB John Scamps has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 133 Tck, 7 Sck, 6 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

DE Count Sackula (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Count Sackula (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

FS - 8bitsnek (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS - 8bitsnek (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 92 Tck, 7 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FR

LB Leandro Goncalves (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Leandro Goncalves has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 298 Tck, 23 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 4 FR

DE Carlos Marx (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Carlos Marx has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 211 Tck, 34 Sck, 9 FF, 2 FR

DE Mikey Knuckelz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Mikey Knuckelz has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 72 Tck, 10 Sck, 5 FF

G OJ In'Shambles(BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G OJ In'Shambles(BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Pancakes

WR Wackie Jilson (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Wackie Jilson (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 85 rec, 1299 yds, 10 TD

WR John Myers (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR John Myers has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 173 rec, 2614 yds, 21 TD

WR Mr. 13 (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mr. 13 (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 4 rec, 133 yds, 0 TD

RB Ignacio de la Serna (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ignacio de la Serna has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 352 att, 1622 yds, 8 TD, 15 rec, 123 yds, 1 TD

K Jensen Wild (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jensen Wild has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90/106 FG

WR Joey Stalling (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Joey Stalling has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 69 rec, 767 yds, 5 TD

K Dante Escobar (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Dante Escobar (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/32 FG

LB Tackle Merchant (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Tackle Merchant (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 113 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 5 FF, 3 FR

DE Mako Shark (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Mako Shark (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 12 Sck, 1 Blk FG, 2 FF, 1 FR

G Oliver Tischman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Oliver Tischman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

RB Quincy Robinson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Quincy Robinson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 560 att, 2450 yds, 18 TD, 40 rec, 358 yds, 2 TD

K Nathan Droog (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Nathan Droog (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37/43 FG

QB Teddy Bradshaw (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Teddy Bradshaw has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 101/283, 1390 yds, 7 TD

G Taylor's BF's Brother (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Taylor's BF's Brother has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 111 Pancakes