2056 Ultimus

The Cape Town Crash have defeated the Arizona Outlaws in the 2056 Ultimus.

The final score was Crash 20 - 18 Outlaws.

Creg Jerrith IV - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Eric Belmont - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

NSF Championship Game

The Cape Town Crash have defeated the Sarasota Sailfish in the 2056 NSF Championship Game.

The final score was Crash 34 - 20 Sailfish.

Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin (C) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Aqeel Steele - LB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

ASF Championship Game

The Arizona Outlaws have defeated the Honolulu Hahalua in the 2056 ASF Championship Game.

The final score was Hahalua 20 - 43 Outlaws.

Jayme Jayne Jay-Jaymison (R) - K had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Emerson Quinn - DT had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

NSF Divisional Round

The Cape Town Crash have defeated the Chicago Butchers in the 2056 NSF Divisional Round.

The final score was Crash 26 - 13 Butchers.

Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin (C) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Barry Badman - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

ASF Divisional Round

The Honolulu Hahalua have defeated the Austin Copperheads in the 2056 ASF Divisional Round.

The final score was Hahalua 45 - 29 Copperheads.

Nova Montagne - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Luigi Lanikai - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

NSF Divisional Round

The Sarasota Sailfish have defeated the Yellowknife Wraiths in the 2056 NSF Divisional Round.

The final score was Wraiths 16 - 40 Sailfish.

Willier Miller (R) (C) - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Fronky Fresh - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

ASF Divisional Round

The Arizona Outlaws have defeated the Orange County Otters in the 2056 ASF Divisional Round.

The final score was Outlaws 34 - 26 Otters.

Wendell Sailor - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Outlaw Mode Sicko - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Queen (C) blasts Nathan Meagher - DT in wake of Fire Salamanders loss.

Armor Queen (C) was furious with his team in an interview after the Fire Salamanders lost. He called out the effort on both offense and defense. 'These guys, they do not seem hungry. We have to get on the same page. Are we doing this or not?', he complained. 'We lost and somebody is to blame. If you look at the game, you will see some players just are not delivering.' said the Fire Salamanders RB. Asked to clarify, Queen (C) suggested Nathan Meagher - DT needs to perform better, but underscored that there was plenty of blame to go around. 'Guys need to listen, we need to get grinding, you cannot just show up and expect to play or expect to win', Queen (C) concluded.

Week 16: QB Preston Beatz (BAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Baltimore Hawks quarterback Preston Beatz has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Hawks defeated the Yellowknife Wraiths, 31 to 26. Beatz did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 26 of 37 passes for 360 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 30 to 12, and a passer rating of 89.7.

Week 16: LB Teemo Swift (NYS) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Teemo Swift of the New York Silverbacks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Swift finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Alita Battle Angel (R) takes aim at the Hahalua.

Alita Battle Angel (R) had harsh words for Hahalua in a post game interview. 'I think we were the best team on the field. You know, the Hahalua can point to the result all they want, but they did not deserve to win this.

'I am better than Hawks' Rocky Moreaux (C)', says Calvin Spiff

WR Calvin Spiff sparked up a friendly rivalry with Calvin Spiff in an interview with local news. Calvin Spiff brings up Rocky Moreaux (C) every chance he gets, it seems. 'Is he faster than me? nah. Look at the tape, once the pads come on he slows down. Sure, he is good and he may even be as good as me some day.' The Wraiths WR said. Certainly such words will set the internet forums on fire, and it will be interesting to see if Rocky Moreaux (C) takes the bait and responds.

Game Recaps for Week 16

Outlaws - 40, Hahalua - 34
Copperheads - 24, SaberCats - 14
Otters - 24, Secondline - 19
Fire Salamanders - 20, Butchers - 17
Crash - 34, Yeti - 31
Hawks - 31, Wraiths - 26
Silverbacks - 35, Sailfish - 10

Game of the Week: Arizona Outlaws at Honolulu Hahalua

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Arizona Outlaws
I see them winning again this week. This will really be a statement win.

Mary Moore : Arizona Outlaws
When you think of the players that will be on the field, it seems obvious that Spottie O'Dopaliscious - CB is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Outlaws defense. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Jim Nox : Honolulu Hahalua
I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Darren Francis : Arizona Outlaws
I think their offense is really good. They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 114.7! This will really be a statement win.

Alex Armstrong (C) taunts the Secondline after SaberCats victory.

Alex Armstrong (C) did not hold his tongue in a post game interview. Alex Armstrong (C) - DE known for brutal honesty, said after San Jose beat New Orleans that the Secondline's did not seem prepared at all, and that he was frankly embarrased on their behalf. Them be fighting words to many a Secondline fan, let alone the players. It will be interesting to see if anyone lashes back, or if calmer heads prevail.

Week 15: RB Michaelangelo McTurtle (C) (NYS) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after McTurtle (C)'s 18 att, 115 yds, 4 TD performance against the Honolulu Hahalua. McTurtle (C) from NYU was selected in round 0, 8 years ago.

McTurtle (C) now has 1025 Rushing Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 15: CB Ace McAlister (OCO) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Ace McAlister of the Orange County Otters has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. McAlister finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 15

Copperheads - 31, Secondline - 21
Wraiths - 20, Fire Salamanders - 14
Outlaws - 19, SaberCats - 10
Otters - 34, Hawks - 17
Yeti - 23, Butchers - 18
Crash - 38, Sailfish - 28
Silverbacks - 28, Hahalua - 23

Game of the Week: Arizona Outlaws at San Jose SaberCats

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Arizona Outlaws
I really like their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 58. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 20.4. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 68.3 yards per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. Just win baby.

Mary Moore : Arizona Outlaws
Head coach William Lawrence has this team running like a well oiled machine. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : Arizona Outlaws
In the context of this game, my prediction is that Spottie O'Dopaliscious - CB is going to dominate for the Outlaws defense. Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Darren Francis : Arizona Outlaws
They will win again this week. Just win baby.

Witchqueen optimistic despite Yeti loss.

Savathun T. Witchqueen was not pessimistic in an interview after the Yeti lost to the Wraiths. 'Surely, we lost, but we were playing well. I think this is a testament to our character and preparation' said Witchqueen. He added: 'The Wraiths are a good team, but I we played our hearts out and kept grinding. We learned a lot from this game, and it will help us in the future'.

Week 14: QB Willier Miller (R) (C) (SAR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Sarasota Sailfish quarterback Willier Miller (R) (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Sailfish defeated the Colorado Yeti, 38 to 26. Miller (R) (C) did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 23 of 34 passes for 346 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 29 to 6, and a passer rating of 105.3.

Week 14: FS Jasper Fontaine (CTC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Fontaine's ball hawking ability was on display in the Crash 20-9 game with the Berlin Fire Salamanders. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int.

"Jasper has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Crash Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 14

Copperheads - 31, Otters - 25
Crash - 20, Fire Salamanders - 9
Sailfish - 38, Yeti - 26
Hahalua - 20, Wraiths - 13
SaberCats - 41, Silverbacks - 19
Outlaws - 14, Secondline - 10
Butchers - 30, Hawks - 17

Game of the Week: Honolulu Hahalua at Yellowknife Wraiths

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Honolulu Hahalua
I do not think people realize how good this offense is. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 24. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 267.7! They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 13. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 112.4! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 28.4!

Mary Moore : Yellowknife Wraiths
This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Honolulu Hahalua
I do not think you get very far against their defense. They are 5th in sacks with 47. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 17.2. They are 5th in interceptions with 12. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush.

Darren Francis : Honolulu Hahalua
I find it hard to bet against coach Walter Dodds. He always has them well prepared. Defensively he makes great adjustments.

Week 13: RB Michael Touchback (NYS) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 13's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Michael Touchback. His 21 att, 89 yds, 3 TD performance stood out in the 41 to 0 victory for the New York Silverbacks.

The former Montana State gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 591 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: DT Lionel Scrimmage (NYS) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Scrimmage absolutely dominated in the Silverbacks 41-0 game with the New Orleans Secondline. He finished with 4 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Wraiths - 33, Sailfish - 9
Hawks - 28, Yeti - 24
Fire Salamanders - 24, Copperheads - 17
Hahalua - 23, SaberCats - 7
Silverbacks - 41, Secondline - 0
Butchers - 26, Crash - 19
Outlaws - 21, Otters - 18

Game of the Week: Chicago Butchers at Cape Town Crash

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Cape Town Crash
Head coach Jose Allison has this team running like a well oiled machine. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is running an explosive defense.

Mary Moore : Cape Town Crash
When you consider the two rosters, it is likely that Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin (C) - RB will be a key player to watch. He always delivers a highlight reel. This will be an action-packed affair.

Jim Nox : Cape Town Crash
They win big.

Darren Francis : Cape Town Crash
They have a dominant defense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 1st in sacks with 58. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 16.7. They are 1st in interceptions with 18. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles.

Sailfish racking up yards!

The offense of the Sailfish is whipping the tail off everybody this year, posting 4834 total yards and 359 points thus far in 12 games. Quarterback Willier Miller (R) (C) - QB and receiver Johnny Blaze Jr. - WR have tag-teamed to the tune of 1024 yards this season, while Running Back Pete Zuh - RB has plowed his way for 814. The big boys up front has smashed opponents for 464 pancakes this season while allowing only 17 quarterback sacks.

Doom watch

Out of Colorado, we have the usual reports about Orlando Doom, the K. With the off field issues of Orlando Doom - K boiling up again one has to wonder how long of a leash he has with the Yeti. Doom could play many more years, but to do that he will need to rid himself of the bad elements distracting him and causing headaches for his team.

Silverbacks lost. Silverbacks is ok with that.

Mandrews McHollywood pointed no fingers and saw the upside to the Silverbacks loss. Mandrews McHollywood - WR was upbeat in his assessment after the Orange County lost a close game to the McHollywood. 'We learned a lot. We showed a lot. There is reason for optimism. We are very close, and we keep building every week. Do not switch channels, we will be with you shortly.', Orange County said smiling confidently.

Week 12: RB Bean Delphine Jr. (HON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 12's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Bean Delphine Jr.. His 38 att, 221 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 34 to 7 victory for the Honolulu Hahalua.

The former Dalhousie University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1305 Yards and 13 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: CB Luigi Lanikai (HON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Lanikai's ball hawking ability was on display in the Hahalua 34-7 game with the New Orleans Secondline. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Luigi has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Hahalua Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 12

Fire Salamanders - 33, Yeti - 10
Otters - 37, Silverbacks - 34
Sailfish - 24, Hawks - 18
Butchers - 31, SaberCats - 7
Crash - 23, Wraiths - 17
Outlaws - 22, Copperheads - 17
Hahalua - 34, Secondline - 7

Game of the Week: Cape Town Crash at Yellowknife Wraiths

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Cape Town Crash
I do not think you get very far against their offense. They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 16. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 152.7! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 29.1! There will be some very good football to watch here.

Mary Moore : Cape Town Crash
Looking at the teams, it is obvious that Swantavius Payne - T is a guy who will determine the result of the game. He supersharges their offense.

Jim Nox : Cape Town Crash
I love what they are doing in Cape Town coaching-wise. Head coach Jose Allison is a major reason they will win this game. He is running a great offense. He is innovative with his defense.

Darren Francis : Yellowknife Wraiths
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Poop-Eater Sr. targets T Franz-Udo Culman-Kaiser after Secondline loss.

Harsh words after the Crash - Secondline game from PeePee Poop-Eater Sr.. The Secondline WR called out the Secondline' players, suggesting some of his teammates were phoning it in. 'We lost and somebody is to blame. If you look at the game, you will see some players just are not delivering.' said the Secondline WR. Asked to clarify, Poop-Eater Sr. suggested Franz-Udo Culman-Kaiser - T needs to perform better, but underscored that there was plenty of blame to go around. 'Guys need to listen, we need to get grinding, you cannot just show up and expect to play or expect to win', Poop-Eater Sr. concluded.

Week 11: QB Owen Farrell (SJS) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced San Jose SaberCats quarterback Owen Farrell has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The SaberCats defeated the New Orleans Secondline, 59 to 14. Farrell did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 24 of 33 passes for 342 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 20 to 8, and a passer rating of 94.8.

Week 11: LB Cruella de Ville (SJS) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB de Ville absolutely dominated in the SaberCats 59-14 game with the New Orleans Secondline. He finished with 8 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Crash - 33, Hawks - 20
SaberCats - 59, Secondline - 14
Silverbacks - 33, Copperheads - 27
Outlaws - 14, Yeti - 10
Otters - 24, Hahalua - 21
Wraiths - 17, Butchers - 10
Sailfish - 38, Fire Salamanders - 31

Game of the Week: Baltimore Hawks at Cape Town Crash

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Cape Town Crash
People tend to underestimate their defense. They are 1st in sacks with 51. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 16.3. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 80.6 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 17. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Baltimore Hawks
Head coach Tony Daniel does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is doing some clever things with his defense. They win big.

Jim Nox : Baltimore Hawks
Their offense will step up this game. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 18. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 299.2! A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Darren Francis : Baltimore Hawks
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet.

Fireball sour after Yeti loss.

Doc Fireball had harsh words for Yeti in a post game interview. The Yeti LB said he lost all respect for the Yeti. 'I think this game proves that sometimes teams get lucky in this league, and that the Yeti just got lucky', he said.

Week 10: RB Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin (C) (CTC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Harbinger-Marjin (C)'s 25 att, 180 yds, 1 TD, 4 rec, 67 yds, 1 TD performance against the New Orleans Secondline. Harbinger-Marjin (C) from ISSPA was selected in round 0, 6 years ago.

Harbinger-Marjin (C) now has 1119 Rushing Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: CB Ace McAlister (OCO) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB McAlister's ball hawking ability was on display in the Otters 52-12 game with the San Jose SaberCats. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR.

"Ace has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Otters Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 10

Outlaws - 24, Silverbacks - 10
Sailfish - 51, Butchers - 0
Crash - 41, Secondline - 13
Hahalua - 20, Copperheads - 13
Hawks - 17, Fire Salamanders - 6
Otters - 52, SaberCats - 12
Yeti - 28, Wraiths - 17

Game of the Week: Colorado Yeti at Yellowknife Wraiths

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Yellowknife Wraiths
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Mary Moore : Colorado Yeti
Certainly, this defense will have a good game. They are 2nd in sacks with 39. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 81.8 yards per game. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles. Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Jim Nox : Yellowknife Wraiths
The difference in this game will be their offense. They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 18. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 171.7! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 27.2! There will be a lot to dissect after this game.

Darren Francis : Yellowknife Wraiths
They might even blow them out.

Week 9: LB Spicy Ron (AUS) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ron absolutely dominated in the Crash 38-14 game with the Austin Copperheads. He finished with 12 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Week 9: RB Danny Nedelko (AZ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Danny Nedelko. His 15 att, 184 yds, 2 TD, 4 rec, 65 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 41 to 31 victory for the Arizona Outlaws.

The former Grambling State University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 638 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Yeti - 41, Secondline - 17
Wraiths - 42, Otters - 24
SaberCats - 34, Hawks - 12
Fire Salamanders - 13, Silverbacks - 8
Outlaws - 41, Sailfish - 31
Butchers - 13, Hahalua - 9
Crash - 38, Copperheads - 14

Game of the Week: Chicago Butchers at Honolulu Hahalua

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Chicago Butchers
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 15. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 296.2! They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 24.9! This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Mary Moore : Chicago Butchers
In this game, we have to acknowledge that the defense will struggle to contain John Hamm (BOT) - T. Expect him to show up in a big way.

Jim Nox : Honolulu Hahalua
The Hahalua are for real! This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Darren Francis : Chicago Butchers
You just have to look at their defense. They are 5th in pass defense. They only give up 240 per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in forced fumbles.

Baltimore Hawks upset the Honolulu Hahalua!

With an outstanding effort the Baltimore Hawks pull off the upset against Honolulu Hahalua.
Everyone had expected the Honolulu Hahalua to handle the Baltimore Hawks with easy, but the Hawks just wanted it more. This was really a must win game for the Hahalua, and the loss will surely put a dent in their confidence.

Mai-Heinous not pulling punches after the Hahalua won.

Leek Mai-Heinous came out swinging in an interview after the Hahalua beat the Secondline. Leek Mai-Heinous - WR known for brutal honesty, said after Honolulu beat New Orleans that the Secondline's did not seem prepared at all, and that he was frankly embarrased on their behalf. Them be fighting words to many a Secondline fan, let alone the players. It will be interesting to see if anyone lashes back, or if calmer heads prevail.

Week 8: QB Nova Montagne (HON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Honolulu Hahalua quarterback Nova Montagne has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Hawks defeated the Honolulu Hahalua, 29 to 27. Montagne did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 29 of 41 passes for 405 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 18 to 4, and a passer rating of 106.3.

Week 8: LB Leonardo McTurtle (C) (AZ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB McTurtle (C) absolutely dominated in the Outlaws 38-30 game with the Chicago Butchers. He finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 8

SaberCats - 24, Fire Salamanders - 20
Hawks - 29, Hahalua - 27
Outlaws - 38, Butchers - 30
Crash - 27, Silverbacks - 3
Sailfish - 27, Otters - 7
Wraiths - 32, Secondline - 3
Yeti - 27, Copperheads - 14

Game of the Week: Honolulu Hahalua at Baltimore Hawks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Baltimore Hawks
They might even win with three touchdowns.

Mary Moore : Honolulu Hahalua
They will rack up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Honolulu Hahalua
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game. They will put up a lot of points.

Darren Francis : Honolulu Hahalua
Of course the Hahalua win. Have you been living under a rock? There will be some very good football to watch here.

Yeti lost. Yeti has something to say about that.

Savathun T. Witchqueen was not happy in an interview after the Yeti lost to the Yeti. The Yeti DT said he lost all respect for the Yeti. 'I think this game proves that sometimes teams get lucky in this league, and that the Yeti just got lucky', he said.

Week 7: QB Willier Miller (R) (C) (SAR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Sarasota Sailfish' Willier Miller (R) (C) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 31 of 51 passes for 370 yards in the Sailfish victory over the Baltimore Hawks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Miller (R) (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 14 touchdown passes this season.

Week 7: LB Solace Avenger (NOLA) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Avenger absolutely dominated in the Silverbacks 26-14 game with the New Orleans Secondline. He finished with 12 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Hahalua - 34, Otters - 31
Silverbacks - 26, Secondline - 14
Crash - 17, Fire Salamanders - 3
Sailfish - 29, Hawks - 23
Butchers - 24, Yeti - 16
Copperheads - 30, SaberCats - 15
Wraiths - 16, Outlaws - 7

Game of the Week: Orange County Otters at Honolulu Hahalua

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Orange County Otters
I think their offense is really good. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 120.7! And you can take that with you to the bank.

Mary Moore : Orange County Otters
This game will be so very entertaining.

Jim Nox : Honolulu Hahalua
In the context of this game, I facy that the defense will need to contain a player like Nova Montagne - QB. Expect him to show up in a big way.

Darren Francis : Orange County Otters
They will win again this week.

Baltimore Hawks upset the Yellowknife Wraiths!

With an outstanding effort the Baltimore Hawks pull off the upset against Yellowknife Wraiths.
Everyone had expected the Yellowknife Wraiths to handle the Baltimore Hawks with easy, but the Hawks just wanted it more. This was really a must win game for the Wraiths, and the loss will surely put a dent in their confidence.

Elizabeth II not pulling punches after the Copperheads won.

Queen Elizabeth II was pretty blunt in his postgame interview after the Copperheads's win. Queen Elizabeth II - QB known for brutal honesty, said after Austin beat New Orleans that the Secondline's did not seem prepared at all, and that he was frankly embarrased on their behalf. Them be fighting words to many a Secondline fan, let alone the players. It will be interesting to see if anyone lashes back, or if calmer heads prevail.

Week 6: RB Bean Delphine Jr. (HON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Delphine Jr.'s 39 att, 161 yds, 2 TD performance against the New Orleans Secondline. Delphine Jr. from Dalhousie University was selected in round 0, 6 years ago.

Delphine Jr. now has 674 Rushing Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: CB Bill Cravy (R) (CHI) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Cravy (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Butchers 27-10 game with the Austin Copperheads. He finished with 3 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

"Bill has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Butchers Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 6

Hawks - 22, Wraiths - 17
Crash - 37, Yeti - 10
Hahalua - 51, Secondline - 14
Butchers - 27, Copperheads - 10
Otters - 17, SaberCats - 10
Silverbacks - 28, Outlaws - 17
Sailfish - 23, Fire Salamanders - 17

Game of the Week: Orange County Otters at San Jose SaberCats

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Orange County Otters
For this game, my research indicates that Thomas Robinson - WR will shine for the Otters offense. They rely on him, and he will deliver.

Mary Moore : San Jose SaberCats
There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : Orange County Otters
I do not think people realize how good this offense is. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 123! They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 25.6! It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Orange County Otters
They will get another win this week.

Bernd D Brot taunts the Butchers after Wraiths victory.

Bernd D Brot was pretty blunt in his postgame interview after the Wraiths's win. The Wraiths WR made no efforts to hide his lack of respect for the Butchers. 'I think this game proves where our team is, and that the Butchers just are not at our level', he said.

Week 5: LB Bruce Buckley Jr. (BAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Buckley Jr. absolutely dominated in the Yeti 22-17 game with the Baltimore Hawks. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 5

SaberCats - 32, Silverbacks - 16
Hahalua - 24, Outlaws - 14
Butchers - 27, Sailfish - 20
Copperheads - 43, Secondline - 10
Wraiths - 12, Fire Salamanders - 9
Yeti - 22, Hawks - 17
Otters - 20, Crash - 12

Game of the Week: Honolulu Hahalua at Arizona Outlaws

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Arizona Outlaws
Head coach William Lawrence does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is running an explosive defense. You heard it here first.

Mary Moore : Honolulu Hahalua
I do not think people realize how good this offense is. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 7. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 5. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 118.8! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 31.5!

Jim Nox : Honolulu Hahalua
We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Darren Francis : Honolulu Hahalua
The Hahalua are a much better team than everyone thinks When they win here, people will take notice.

Fight breaks out at the Butchers' facility.

According to sources within the building, Rico Savage (R) - SS has been on collision course with many of the other Butchers players recently. This is fractioning the locker room, and has unfuriated the front office. Coaches came running onto the turf earlier this week in training when Jimmy Ryder (R) - WR alledgedly shoved Rico Savage (R) - SS to the ground. This led Rico Savage (R) - SS to embark on an explicit-laden tirade. Eventually, Savage (R) had to be taken into the locker room by the coaches.'.

Week 4: QB Nova Montagne (HON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Honolulu Hahalua' Nova Montagne threw 4 touchdowns, completing 39 of 59 passes for 428 yards in the Hahalua victory over the New York Silverbacks.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 5 for Montagne, has seen some impressive numbers including 7 touchdown passes this season.

Week 4: CB King Zeus (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB King Zeus of the Sarasota Sailfish has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Zeus finished with 5 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Butchers - 31, Crash - 30
Copperheads - 26, Otters - 10
Wraiths - 21, Yeti - 19
Sailfish - 42, Secondline - 31
Hahalua - 40, Silverbacks - 34
Hawks - 19, Fire Salamanders - 17
SaberCats - 23, Outlaws - 14

Game of the Week: Austin Copperheads at Orange County Otters

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Orange County Otters
I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Mary Moore : Orange County Otters
I think their defense is really good. They are 5th in sacks with 10. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 19.3. They are 1st in interceptions with 7. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles. Get your popcorn ready.

Jim Nox : Orange County Otters
This is just what my gut tells me. The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Darren Francis : Austin Copperheads
This will be a very up and down affair.

Hogmally blasts Ceti Pyxis - RB in wake of Yeti loss.

Mister Hogmally was furious with his team in an interview after the Yeti lost. He called out the effort on both offense and defense. 'These guys, they do not seem hungry. We have to get on the same page. Are we doing this or not?', he complained. The Yeti TE said he felt certain player, such as Ceti Pyxis - RB, were not playing to their full potential. 'He comes up short in the critical situations. He needs to put in the effort. He needs to show he wants this.', he said. Those words are not likely to go over nicely with team management, who could not be reached for a comment.

Week 3: QB Preston Beatz (BAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Baltimore Hawks quarterback Preston Beatz has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Crash defeated the Baltimore Hawks, 27 to 24. Beatz did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 28 of 41 passes for 441 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 9 to 2, and a passer rating of 109.8.

Week 3: FS Amari Springer (AZ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Springer's ball hawking ability was on display in the Outlaws 31-23 game with the New Orleans Secondline. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Amari has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Outlaws Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 3

Fire Salamanders - 23, Butchers - 13
Wraiths - 26, Sailfish - 13
SaberCats - 19, Yeti - 10
Outlaws - 31, Secondline - 23
Hahalua - 33, Copperheads - 15
Otters - 45, Silverbacks - 24
Crash - 27, Hawks - 24

Game of the Week: Honolulu Hahalua at Austin Copperheads

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Honolulu Hahalua
They will keep their winstreak going. Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : Honolulu Hahalua
This may be where we see their true colors.

Jim Nox : Honolulu Hahalua
They win big.

Darren Francis : Austin Copperheads
Looking at the two rosters, I think that Jimmy Holding - T is a key cog in the offensive machinery of the Copperheads. Should be interesting to see him going against a quality opponent.

Akinfenwa (C) blasts coach in wake of Wraiths loss.

Adebayo Akinfenwa (C) blasted the gameplan after the loss to the Charles Torres. It is the coaches' responsibility to make sure we are prepared for what they throw at us. They failed us. 'I think this roster has great promise, but certain factors are holding us back. One factor might be Charles Torres. He has not gotten players to buy in, but I hope we can get in sync soon, but something has to give eventually.' the 23 year old RB said.

Week 2: RB Bean Delphine Jr. (HON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Delphine Jr.'s 33 att, 158 yds, 1 TD performance against the Berlin Fire Salamanders. Delphine Jr. from Dalhousie University was selected in round 0, 6 years ago.

Delphine Jr. now has 260 Rushing Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: FS Spike Daniels (C) (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Daniels (C)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Sailfish 44-23 game with the Colorado Yeti. He finished with 3 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Spike has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Sailfish Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 2

Otters - 16, Outlaws - 10
Butchers - 23, Hawks - 17
Hahalua - 30, Fire Salamanders - 6
Crash - 34, Wraiths - 28
Copperheads - 17, Silverbacks - 13
Sailfish - 44, Yeti - 23
Secondline - 26, SaberCats - 23

Game of the Week: Yellowknife Wraiths at Cape Town Crash

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Cape Town Crash
I just really like the way they coach in Cape Town. Head coach Jose Allison is doing great things. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is running an explosive defense.

Mary Moore : Cape Town Crash
This will be an action-packed affair.

Jim Nox : Cape Town Crash
They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Darren Francis : Yellowknife Wraiths
Their offense will step up this game. This will be a very entertaining game.

Week 1: QB Preston Beatz (BAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Baltimore Hawks quarterback Preston Beatz has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Silverbacks defeated the Baltimore Hawks, 38 to 35. Beatz did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 33 of 46 passes for 423 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 4 to 1, and a passer rating of 120.1.

Week 1: LB Zephyr Greywolf (YKW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Greywolf absolutely dominated in the Wraiths 51-24 game with the Chicago Butchers. He finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Crash - 24, Sailfish - 17
Outlaws - 32, Copperheads - 29
Silverbacks - 38, Hawks - 35
Otters - 37, Secondline - 24
Wraiths - 51, Butchers - 24
Hahalua - 23, SaberCats - 17
Yeti - 16, Fire Salamanders - 10

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released Royal Corgi (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Berlin Fire Salamanders have released Quentin Beesfault (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Orange County Otters have released Bender Rodriguez - LB.

Player Release

The Chicago Butchers have released Vincent Sharpei Jr. (C) - WR.

Player Release

The Chicago Butchers have released Adrian St. Christmas - QB.

Player Release

The Sarasota Sailfish have released Carter Knight - QB.

Player Release

The Yellowknife Wraiths have released Jack McPherson - LB.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released Able Archer - DE.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released Dominos Pizzaman - LB.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Malcolm Savage (C) - QB.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Rocco Blade - DE.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Lennay Kekua - DT.

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released DeAndre King - RB.

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released The Incredible Bulk - FB.

Player Release

The Chicago Butchers have released Octavio Perez - WR.

Player Release

The Colorado Yeti have released Triple Option - FB.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

ASFC ASFC: Arizona Outlaws with 8 votes (Runner up: Austin Copperheads with 7 votes)

NSFC NSFC: Yellowknife Wraiths with 9 votes (Runner up: Chicago Butchers with 8 votes)

Game of the Week: Chicago Butchers at Yellowknife Wraiths

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Yellowknife Wraiths
For this game, I have to point out that Daron Arnold - DE will run circles around the offense. This is going to be great to watch. This game will be so very entertaining.

Mary Moore : Yellowknife Wraiths
I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Jim Nox : Yellowknife Wraiths
They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Darren Francis : Yellowknife Wraiths
The difference in this game will be their defense.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (3 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB Dustin Parmelee (N/A) has retired!

QB Dustin Parmelee (89 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

G - Zoltan (N/A) has retired!

G - Zoltan (82 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I

DT I I (N/A) has retired!

DT I I (45 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

G TiredBill AndTed (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

G TiredBill AndTed (BOT) (90 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (NYS) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The New York Silverbacks drafted I I #1 overall in the 2056 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Silverbacks general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: New York Silverbacks
Larry Moore: Wesley Daniels - SS
The guy has his head on straight. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Play him at safety. Play him outside. Play him back. Play him in the box. His speed allows you to do a lot of things with him. He fills a need for them. Great pick here.

Jim Nox: Wesley Daniels - SS
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. He is driven by the love of the sport. People fall in love with his speed. There is a reason for that. Speed is important in your backfield, and this guy can run. Fans, coaches, and teammates alike will be ecstatic to get him on the team. He fits what they need, he is such a great talent. Everything lines up.

Pick 2: Honolulu Hahalua
Larry Moore: Terrance Gore - DT
Amazing strength. This is something teams love because it means he has the physical tools to become elite. This guy will clug up the middle for you forcing offense to run outside. Fast enough to blow up plays in the backfield if he gets immediate penetration. Rock solid player is just what they need. A great fit here, both in terms of need and quality.

Jim Nox: Terrance Gore - DT
This is a young man who has enough strength to steamroll offensive linemen. Nothing strikes fear into a Quarterback like seeing your center on the ground in front of you. Is sufficiently fast to stay on the field against the pass. That is important if you are going to draft a guy this early. They will be happy to get him, they could use an upgrade at the position, and he certainly fits the bill. A franchise caliber player. Just what they have been looking for.

Pick 3: Baltimore Hawks
Larry Moore: Philip Gilchrist - DT
While not the strongest kid we have seen, his strength is an asset. It gives him the platform to be a great player. Will close down quickly if left unblocked. Good speed is a rare commodity, and while he is not elite in that regard, he has enough to warrant being picked this high. He fills a need for them. They will be happy to get him.

Jim Nox: Philip Gilchrist - DT
Powerful enough to shed blocks and free himself up to make plays in the running game. Coaches are not worried about his forty time. He plays fast and will chase down the QB reliably when he get penetration. Once this kid gets in the building, they will be set at this position for years.

Pick 4: San Jose SaberCats
Larry Moore: Richard Walters - TE
Fits nicely with their needs. Fits nicely with the draft spot. Getting it right is important with these early picks. This guy is right.

Jim Nox: Richard Walters - TE
He fills a hole at the position. Blue-chip player. Will fit right in and start right away. Love it.

Pick 5: Berlin Fire Salamanders
Larry Moore: Terrance Morris - DT
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. The guy has gets along with everyone. People always rave about speed. This young man has more than enough speed for the position. You do not need to run tack to get sacks. They will be running to the podium for this one.

Jim Nox: Willie Reese - DT
They gotta be happy to get this guy. Such a talent and he fits their needs. I would imagine the war room is celebrating when they make this pick.

Pick 6: Colorado Yeti
Larry Moore: Hyman Edwards - SS
Is versatile by virtue of his quickness. Can cover most offensive players. Is mobile enough that you can line him up in many different places. He was one of the smarter kids in college. Take the blue-chip player. Do not worry about sexier picks. He fits what you need and the quality is there.

Jim Nox: Hyman Edwards - SS
All you need from him is to be fast enough to the line against the run and fast enough to get to the sideline from his deepzone against the pass. Very coachable. Rock solid player is just what they need. A great fit here, both in terms of need and quality.

Pick 7: New Orleans Secondline
Larry Moore: Neal Houston - SS
Teammates look to him for leadership, and he consistently delivers. Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. The guy has gets along with everyone. Fast enough to blow up outside runs in the backfield from his safety position. No nonsense tackler. Fans might not be on board with what can be framed as a need pick. But trust me once they see this kid play, they will be more than happy.

Jim Nox: Matthew Riddle - G
Teammates gravitate toward him, they follow his lead. Coaches love that about him. Teammates love him. All he cares about is the team. He helps everyone succeed. He will occasionally throw of defenders to the ground when blocking them. He comes of the line with power and leverage on run plays. This is something that scouts notice. A player that fits their needs. The promise of a future star. This will be great for the franchise.

Pick 8: Sarasota Sailfish
Larry Moore: Willie Reese - DT
Are there other guys worth picking here? Sure, but none of them fit this well with what they need, and he is a solid talent.

Jim Nox: Terrance Morris - DT
Raised to know the value of hard work. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Not really a speed rusher. But still among the faster DTs. Enough explosiveness to get the the Quarterback, and that is all you need really. Solid talent that fits their needs. Really that is all there is to it. Perfect situation. Take the money and run.

Pick 9: Austin Copperheads
Larry Moore: Paul Yoon - FS
Teammates gravitate toward him, they follow his lead. Coaches love that about him. This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. Speedy enough to cover. Will need to cushion a bit on the faster receivers, but they will account for that in the play design. No nonsense tackler. Has good instincts on the field. With this kid, this is a need pick they will not regret.

Jim Nox: Paul Yoon - FS
A leader on the field and in the locker room. This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. He will be a nice asset to the defense. His speed compliments his game well. No point in getting to the ball carrier if you cannot take him down. This kid tackles well. That is something teams are looking at. Fast learner. They will be happy to get him, they could use an upgrade at the position, and he certainly fits the bill. A franchise caliber player. Just what they have been looking for.

Pick 10: Cape Town Crash
Larry Moore: Larry Murray - SS
Wraps up well on tackles. They need playmakers at this position. This is what they are getting here. Solid pick.

Jim Nox: Neal Houston - SS
The kind of leadership he shows makes coaches salivate. This kid is not afraid to work hard. The guy has gets along with everyone. Is sufficiently fast to cover most players. You can do a lot of different things with him schemewise. Wraps up the ballcarrier on tackles. Nothing to think about here. Pick up the kid, bring him into the building, put him om the field.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
San Jose SaberCats: TE DT
Orange County Otters: G WR CB LB
Arizona Outlaws: LB DE SS
New Orleans Secondline: G TE DT SS
Honolulu Hahalua: WR LB DT
Austin Copperheads: DT FS
New York Silverbacks: WR CB LB SS
Colorado Yeti: LB SS
Sarasota Sailfish: CB DT
Chicago Butchers: CB DE SS
Yellowknife Wraiths: WR CB LB DE
Baltimore Hawks: WR CB LB DT
Cape Town Crash: DT SS
Berlin Fire Salamanders: WR DT

Sarasota Sailfish scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Sarasota Sailfish have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Chicago Butchers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Chicago Butchers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Yellowknife Wraiths scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Yellowknife Wraiths have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Baltimore Hawks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Baltimore Hawks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Cape Town Crash scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Cape Town Crash have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Berlin Fire Salamanders scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Berlin Fire Salamanders have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

New Orleans Secondline scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the New Orleans Secondline have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Honolulu Hahalua scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Honolulu Hahalua have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Austin Copperheads scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Austin Copperheads have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

New York Silverbacks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the New York Silverbacks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Colorado Yeti scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Colorado Yeti have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

San Jose SaberCats scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the San Jose SaberCats have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Orange County Otters scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Orange County Otters have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Arizona Outlaws scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Arizona Outlaws have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: New York Silverbacks own first overall.

Pick 1: New York Silverbacks
Pick 2: Honolulu Hahalua
Pick 3: Baltimore Hawks
Pick 4: San Jose SaberCats
Pick 5: Berlin Fire Salamanders
Pick 6: Colorado Yeti
Pick 7: New Orleans Secondline
Pick 8: Sarasota Sailfish
Pick 9: Austin Copperheads
Pick 10: Cape Town Crash
Pick 11: Orange County Otters
Pick 12: Chicago Butchers
Pick 13: Yellowknife Wraiths
Pick 14: Arizona Outlaws

Other retirements

QB I I (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (1 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Lot Smith VIII (69 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Lot Smith VIII (69 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (28 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (26 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (26 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Lane Frost II (95 ovr) : Career stats: 131 Pancakes
G Guerilla Your Dreams (BOT) (92 ovr) : Career stats: 68 Pancakes
G Johann SilverBach (BOT) (91 ovr) : Career stats: 113 Pancakes
G A Kicker (81 ovr) : Career stats: 159 Pancakes
G Cheese Farley (76 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Cheese Farley (72 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Dumais Wells (76 ovr) : Career stats: 19 rec, 225 yds, 3 TD
WR I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Amy Wong (77 ovr) : Career stats: 17 Tck, 2 Sck
CB Cuttino Mobley (67 ovr) : Career stats: 19 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int
CB Suggs Upshar (65 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
CB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
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LB DeCarr Rek (69 ovr) : Career stats: 30 Tck
LB I I (64 ovr) : Career stats:
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DT Emperor de Pengu (89 ovr) : Career stats: 220 Tck, 11 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR
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K I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

LB L'Gazzy Burfict (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB L'Gazzy Burfict has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 960 Tck, 115 Sck, 9 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 Sfty, 35 FF, 12 FR

SS Chathack'rius Smith IV (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Chathack'rius Smith IV has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 310 Tck, 24 Sck, 8 Int, 3 Def TD, 1 Blk FG, 1 Sfty, 7 FF, 4 FR

DT I I (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT I I has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with

DT Toucan Sam (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Toucan Sam has retired after 10 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF

RB Drip Dad (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Drip Dad has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 769 att, 3332 yds, 33 TD, 316 rec, 2712 yds, 19 TD

DE - Mongo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE - Mongo has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 257 Tck, 49 Sck, 1 Sfty, 12 FF, 2 FR

CB Albert Ruschmann (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Albert Ruschmann has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 994 Tck, 4 Sck, 27 Int, 4 Def TD, 21 FF, 8 FR

RB Jim The Vampire (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Jim The Vampire has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1142 att, 5074 yds, 66 TD, 470 rec, 5454 yds, 34 TD

QB Tight End Eighty-Two (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Tight End Eighty-Two has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1501/2382, 17223 yds, 95 TD

CB Rich Triplet (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Rich Triplet has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 964 Tck, 2 Sck, 29 Int, 3 Def TD, 19 FF, 10 FR

CB HeHateMe PickSix II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB HeHateMe PickSix II has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 714 Tck, 5 Sck, 22 Int, 1 Def TD, 10 FF, 2 FR

DE Leonard Taylor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Leonard Taylor has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 608 Tck, 105 Sck, 4 Sfty, 33 FF, 14 FR

DE David Moyes (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE David Moyes has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 613 Tck, 112 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 Blk FG, 2 Sfty, 20 FF, 15 FR

WR Saleem Spence (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Saleem Spence has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 830 rec, 9938 yds, 67 TD

K Jack Lewis (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jack Lewis has retired after 10 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 93/113 FG

WR Sam the Onion Man (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Sam the Onion Man has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 811 rec, 9955 yds, 65 TD

RB Mason Malone (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Mason Malone has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1159 att, 5203 yds, 44 TD, 268 rec, 2870 yds, 12 TD

T Chevvy Bronko (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Chevvy Bronko has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 488 Pancakes

DE Medicinal Toblerone (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Medicinal Toblerone has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 412 Tck, 85 Sck, 2 Sfty, 16 FF, 11 FR

WR Tugg Speedman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tugg Speedman has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 993 rec, 12725 yds, 79 TD

RB Brandon Prince (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Brandon Prince has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1283 att, 5484 yds, 59 TD, 211 rec, 1811 yds, 12 TD

LB Vincent Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Vincent Jones has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 885 Tck, 85 Sck, 10 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 27 FF, 11 FR

T Madison Beer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Madison Beer has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 393 Pancakes

K Daybe Downbad (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Daybe Downbad has retired after 9 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 109/148 FG

DE Jason Garciaparra (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Jason Garciaparra has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 265 Tck, 47 Sck, 1 Sfty, 8 FF, 4 FR

DT Cade Williams (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Cade Williams has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 252 Tck, 43 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 5 FR

QB Gimmy Jaroppolo Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Gimmy Jaroppolo Jr. has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2787/4522, 34009 yds, 242 TD

QB Dexter Zaylren (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Dexter Zaylren has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2473/3806, 28225 yds, 214 TD

WR Sal Ami (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Sal Ami has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 663 rec, 7783 yds, 66 TD

RB Buffalo Hunter (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Buffalo Hunter has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 606 att, 2812 yds, 11 TD, 519 rec, 4622 yds, 32 TD

FS Remus Roman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Remus Roman has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 394 Tck, 14 Sck, 12 Int, 2 Def TD, 3 Sfty, 6 FF, 8 FR

K Freddy Bly (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Freddy Bly has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 192/223 FG

CB Tim Soulja (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tim Soulja has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 658 Tck, 19 Int, 3 Def TD, 14 FF, 4 FR

RB Goat Tank Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Goat Tank Jr. has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1460 att, 6622 yds, 52 TD, 482 rec, 5385 yds, 34 TD

K Dallas Dole (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Dallas Dole has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 221/274 FG

SS Eleven Kendrick-Watts (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Eleven Kendrick-Watts has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 133 Tck, 6 Sck, 3 Int, 8 FR

WR Squidward Tentacles (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Squidward Tentacles has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 466 rec, 6452 yds, 40 TD

DE ILove HotSalads (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE ILove HotSalads has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 211 Tck, 56 Sck, 1 Def TD, 4 Sfty, 13 FF, 6 FR