| Injuries |
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| Player | Pos | Injury | Duration |
| Team Transactions |
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| Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Tatum Washington III (R) - RB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Apollo Program - CB. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Jazz Band (BOT) - G. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Atom Smasher (BOT) - G. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Craw Fish (BOT) - T. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Shucks McShuckle - T. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Jelly Roll Morton (BOT) - C. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Reece Wells II - TE. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Dick Grayson - WR. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Fred Edison - LB. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Ignatius Reilly - LB. | | Week 1, 2061: The New Orleans Secondline have released Alfonso Dos Santos - K. | | Week 7, 2061: The Hahalua trade Billy Jor-El, Liv Elsathelookout (C) to the Secondline for James Batista, Inspector Gadget. |
| | Team Stats |
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| Pts (Cnf/Lea) | Yds (Cnf/Lea) | Rush (Cnf/Lea) | Pass (Cnf/Lea) | | Offense | 23.1 (5/9) | 389.2 (1/1) | 84.2 (6/11) | 305.0 (1/1) | | Defense | 26.5 (6/12) | 338.1 (3/5) | 92.9 (4/7) | 245.1 (3/4) |
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| Active Roster |
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| Player | Pos | Ovr | Str | Agi | Arm | Int | Acc | Tck | Spe | Hnd | PBl | RBl | KDi | KAc | End | | Speedings, O. | QB | 100 | 65 | 70 | 95 | 95 | 95 | 1 | 65 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | | Crane, K. | RB | 100 | 80 | 95 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 95 | 80 | 25 | 25 | 1 | 1 | 89 | | Sevin (R), D. | RB | 75 | 52 | 72 | 1 | 42 | 1 | 1 | 89 | 45 | 20 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Fast, B. | G | 82 | 80 | 65 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 60 | 76 | 76 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Kove, E. | G | 84 | 75 | 60 | 1 | 60 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 35 | 80 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 70 | | Mude (BOT), D. | G | 88 | 95 | 50 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 45 | 90 | 90 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Verwae (C), K. | G | 93 | 90 | 45 | 1 | 60 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 60 | 90 | 88 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Volarus (R), O. | T | 76 | 80 | 57 | 1 | 60 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 40 | 70 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Mardukas, H. | WR | 100 | 65 | 85 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 100 | 85 | 35 | 35 | 1 | 1 | 90 | | Passarelli, T. | WR | 88 | 65 | 80 | 1 | 65 | 1 | 1 | 97 | 80 | 20 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 85 | | Prince, D. | WR | 75 | 30 | 75 | 1 | 52 | 1 | 1 | 80 | 77 | 20 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Prince, E. | WR | 88 | 50 | 80 | 1 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 95 | 85 | 20 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 85 | | Azazel, E. | CB | 100 | 75 | 85 | 1 | 85 | 1 | 70 | 100 | 85 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Jor-El, B. | CB | 100 | 80 | 85 | 1 | 90 | 1 | 75 | 95 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Wevis (R), D. | CB | 78 | 75 | 75 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 36 | 95 | 58 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Adebam, A. | LB | 91 | 80 | 90 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 80 | 80 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Comma (R), O. | LB | 79 | 79 | 70 | 1 | 55 | 1 | 80 | 85 | 25 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Gibson, J. | LB | 97 | 90 | 80 | 1 | 85 | 1 | 85 | 85 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Hog, B. | LB | 85 | 90 | 75 | 1 | 50 | 1 | 70 | 85 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | | Johnson, S. | DT | 98 | 90 | 80 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 90 | 70 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | White, B. | DT | 100 | 95 | 70 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 95 | 65 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Elsathelookout (C), L. | DE | 100 | 85 | 95 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 85 | 80 | 60 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Emo, M. | DE | 84 | 85 | 70 | 1 | 50 | 1 | 72 | 78 | 22 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 76 | | Edgecomb (R), P. | FS | 79 | 50 | 87 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 50 | 95 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Junior (C), S. | FS | 92 | 50 | 82 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 70 | 100 | 75 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Humphries, H. | SS | 73 | 62 | 55 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 50 | 90 | 57 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Sloth (R), J. | K | 64 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 78 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 87 | 95 | 1 |
| Practice Squad |
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| Player | Pos | Ovr | Str | Agi | Arm | Int | Acc | Tck | Spe | Hnd | PBl | RBl | KDi | KAc | End |
| Injured Reserve |
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| Player | Pos | Ovr | Str | Agi | Arm | Int | Acc | Tck | Spe | Hnd | PBl | RBl | KDi | KAc | End |
| Secondline Salary Projection |
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| Player | Pos | Age | 2061 | 2062 | 2063 | 2064 | 2065 | 2066 | 2067 | | Adebam, A. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Azazel, E. | CB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Comma (R), O. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Crane, K. | RB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Edgecomb (R), P. | FS | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Elsathelookout (C), L. | DE | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Emo, M. | DE | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Fast, B. | G | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Gibson, J. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Hog, B. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Humphries, H. | SS | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Johnson, S. | DT | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Jor-El, B. | CB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Junior (C), S. | FS | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Kove, E. | G | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Mardukas, H. | WR | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Mude (BOT), D. | G | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Passarelli, T. | WR | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Prince, D. | WR | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Prince, E. | WR | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Sevin (R), D. | RB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Sloth (R), J. | K | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Speedings, O. | QB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Verwae (C), K. | G | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Volarus (R), O. | T | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Wevis (R), D. | CB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | White, B. | DT | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Cut/Retired Salaries: | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | | Total Salaries: | $81,000,000 | $81,000,000 | $81,000,000 | $81,000,000 | $81,000,000 | $0 | $0 |
| Game Records |
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| Name | Season | Week | Team | Player | Versus | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2061 | 2 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | SaberCats | 62 | | Passing Completions | 2059 | 12 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | Hahalua | 40 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2046 | 9 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | Wraiths | 100 | | Passing Interceptions | 2055 | 2 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | Outlaws | 4 | | Passing Yards | 2061 | 2 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | SaberCats | 415 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | 13 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | Hawks | 5 | | Passing Rating | 2046 | 9 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | Wraiths | 158.3 | | Longest Pass | 2057 | 4 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | Silverbacks | 96 | | Rush Attempts | 2047 | 3 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | Outlaws | 32 | | Rushing Yards | 2054 | 4 | Secondline | Stig, T. | Hahalua | 241 | | Rushing TDs | 2042 | 3 | Secondline | McBotterson, B. | SaberCats | 3 | | Longest Run | 2047 | 14 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | Hahalua | 96 | | Catches | 2042 | 5 | Secondline | Barker, E. | Copperheads | 12 | | Receiving Yards | 2043 | 6 | Secondline | Barker, E. | Silverbacks | 195 | | Receiving TDs | 2050 | 8 | Secondline | Crenshaw, R. | Yeti | 4 | | Longest Catch | 2057 | 4 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | Silverbacks | 96 | | Fumbles | 2043 | 12 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | Copperheads | 3 | | Fumbles Lost | 2061 | 15 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | Silverbacks | 3 | | Interceptions | 2044 | 14 | Secondline | Witten, A. | Otters | 3 | | Interception Return Yards | 2055 | 8 | Secondline | Stig, T. | Yeti | 133 | | Tackles | 2047 | 1 | Secondline | Jones, V. | SaberCats | 14 | | Sacks | 2048 | 9 | Secondline | Jones, V. | Wraiths | 3 | | Forced Fumbles | 2052 | 9 | Secondline | Springer, A. | Fire Salamanders | 3 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | 3 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | SaberCats | 2 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2052 | 10 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | Silverbacks | 25 | | Defensive TDs | 2057 | 11 | Secondline | Rage, A. | Yeti | 2 | | Punt Return Yards | 2051 | 4 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | Hahalua | 134 | | Punt Return TDs | 2051 | 4 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | Hahalua | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2051 | 4 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | Hahalua | 70 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2057 | 13 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | Copperheads | 186 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2045 | 13 | Secondline | Witten, A. | Silverbacks | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2047 | 1 | Secondline | Crash, Q. | SaberCats | 107 | | FG Attempted | 2060 | 7 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | Hahalua | 7 | | FG Made | 2060 | 7 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | Hahalua | 7 | | Longest FG | 2044 | 2 | Secondline | Pete, T. | Silverbacks | 57 | | XP Attempted | 2053 | 4 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | Hahalua | 8 | | XP Made | 2042 | 3 | Secondline | QB, P. | SaberCats | 7 | | FG Pct | 2042 | 5 | Secondline | QB, P. | Copperheads | 100 | | XP Pct | 2042 | 1 | Secondline | QB, P. | Silverbacks | 100 | | Punt Average | 2042 | 16 | Secondline | QB, P. | Outlaws | 62.2 | | Punt Yards | 2046 | 1 | Secondline | Pete, T. | Hahalua | 529 | | Longest Punt | 2056 | 8 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | Wraiths | 72 | | Tackles For Loss | 2050 | 13 | Secondline | Jones, V. | Outlaws | 4 | | Pancakes | 2054 | 1 | Secondline | T'Chawama, B. | Copperheads | 16 | | Sacks Allowed | 2050 | 12 | Secondline | Beer, M. | Hahalua | 3 |
| Season Records |
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| Name | Season | Team | Player | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 729 | | Passing Completions | 2059 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 461 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 65.5 | | Passing Interceptions | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 25 | | Passing Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 5076 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 37 | | Passing Rating | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 103.9 | | Longest Pass | 2057 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 96 | | Rush Attempts | 2047 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 371 | | Rushing Yards | 2051 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 1624 | | Rushing TDs | 2053 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 16 | | Longest Run | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 96 | | Catches | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 124 | | Receiving Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 1753 | | Receiving TDs | 2043 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 14 | | Longest Catch | 2057 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 96 | | Fumbles | 2058 | Secondline | St. Christmas, A. | 14 | | Fumbles Lost | 2061 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 9 | | Interceptions | 2042 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 7 | | Interception Return Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 205 | | Tackles | 2056 | Secondline | Avenger, S. | 154 | | Sacks | 2061 | Secondline | Gibson, J. | 17 | | Forced Fumbles | 2051 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 6 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 6 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2055 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 29 | | Defensive TDs | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 2 | | Punt Return Yards | 2049 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 359 | | Punt Return TDs | 2051 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2051 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 70 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 1077 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2045 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2047 | Secondline | Crash, Q. | 107 | | FG Attempted | 2048 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 38 | | FG Made | 2048 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 33 | | Longest FG | 2044 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 57 | | XP Attempted | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 53 | | XP Made | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 52 | | FG Pct | 2054 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 96.4 | | XP Pct | 2043 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | Punt Average | 2059 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 48.9 | | Punt Yards | 2050 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 4711 | | Longest Punt | 2056 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 72 | | Tackles For Loss | 2050 | Secondline | Jones, V. | 17 | | Pancakes | 2054 | Secondline | T'Chawama, B. | 136 | | Sacks Allowed | 2059 | Secondline | Fast, B. | 13 |
| Playoff Records |
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| Name | Season | Team | Player | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2054 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 55 | | Passing Completions | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 34 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2044 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 72.7 | | Passing Interceptions | 2054 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 3 | | Passing Yards | 2054 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 380 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 3 | | Passing Rating | 2044 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 141.1 | | Longest Pass | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 84 | | Rush Attempts | 2052 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 21 | | Rushing Yards | 2052 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 93 | | Rushing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 2 | | Longest Run | 2042 | Secondline | McBotterson, B. | 63 | | Catches | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 10 | | Receiving Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 158 | | Receiving TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Bodenhamer (C), B. | 1 | | Longest Catch | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 84 | | Fumbles | 2049 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 2 | | Fumbles Lost | 2049 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 2 | | Interceptions | 2042 | Secondline | Blaylock, M. | 2 | | Interception Return Yards | 2054 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 13 | | Tackles | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 13 | | Sacks | 2054 | Secondline | Ganyu, -. | 3 | | Forced Fumbles | 2042 | Secondline | Blaylock, M. | 1 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | Secondline | Blaylock, M. | 1 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Blaylock, M. | 1 | | Defensive TDs | 2054 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 1 | | Punt Return Yards | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 63 | | Punt Return TDs | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 63 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2044 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 139 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2044 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2044 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 98 | | FG Attempted | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 4 | | FG Made | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 2 | | Longest FG | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 49 | | XP Attempted | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 5 | | XP Made | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 5 | | FG Pct | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | XP Pct | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | Punt Average | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 51.7 | | Punt Yards | 2052 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 374 | | Longest Punt | 2049 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 65 | | Tackles For Loss | 2042 | Secondline | Jones, V. | 3 | | Pancakes | 2054 | Secondline | Culman-Kaiser, F. | 14 | | Sacks Allowed | 2044 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 2 |
| Career Records |
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| Name | Season | Team | Player | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 729 | | Passing Completions | 2059 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 461 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 65.5 | | Passing Interceptions | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 25 | | Passing Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 5076 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 37 | | Passing Rating | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 103.9 | | Longest Pass | 2057 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 96 | | Rush Attempts | 2047 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 371 | | Rushing Yards | 2051 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 1624 | | Rushing TDs | 2053 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 16 | | Longest Run | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 96 | | Catches | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 124 | | Receiving Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 1753 | | Receiving TDs | 2043 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 14 | | Longest Catch | 2057 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 96 | | Fumbles | 2058 | Secondline | St. Christmas, A. | 14 | | Fumbles Lost | 2061 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 9 | | Interceptions | 2042 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 7 | | Interception Return Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 205 | | Tackles | 2056 | Secondline | Avenger, S. | 154 | | Sacks | 2061 | Secondline | Gibson, J. | 17 | | Forced Fumbles | 2051 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 6 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 6 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2055 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 29 | | Defensive TDs | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 2 | | Punt Return Yards | 2049 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 359 | | Punt Return TDs | 2051 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2051 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 70 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 1077 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2045 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2047 | Secondline | Crash, Q. | 107 | | FG Attempted | 2048 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 38 | | FG Made | 2048 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 33 | | Longest FG | 2044 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 57 | | XP Attempted | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 53 | | XP Made | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 52 | | FG Pct | 2054 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 96.4 | | XP Pct | 2043 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | Punt Average | 2059 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 48.9 | | Punt Yards | 2050 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 4711 | | Longest Punt | 2056 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 72 | | Tackles For Loss | 2050 | Secondline | Jones, V. | 17 | | Pancakes | 2054 | Secondline | T'Chawama, B. | 136 | | Sacks Allowed | 2059 | Secondline | Fast, B. | 13 |
| Position | Current | Minimum |
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| QB | 1 | 0 | | RB | 2 | 0 | | FB | 0 | 0 | | TE | 0 | 0 | | WR | 4 | 0 | | G | 4 | 0 | | T | 1 | 0 | | C | 0 | 0 | | P | 0 | 0 | | K | 1 | 0 | | DT | 2 | 0 | | DE | 2 | 0 | | LB | 4 | 0 | | CB | 3 | 0 | | SS | 1 | 0 | | FS | 2 | 0 |
| Draft Picks |
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| Season | Round | Team | | 2062 | 1 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2062 | 2 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2062 | 3 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2062 | 4 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2062 | 5 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2062 | 6 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2062 | 7 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2063 | 1 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2063 | 2 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2063 | 3 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2063 | 4 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2063 | 5 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2063 | 6 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2063 | 7 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2064 | 1 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2064 | 2 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2064 | 3 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2064 | 4 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2064 | 5 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2064 | 6 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2064 | 7 | New Orleans Secondline |
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Copperheads
Hahalua
Otters
Outlaws
SaberCats
Secondline
Silverbacks
Butchers
Crash
Fire Salamanders
Hawks
Sailfish
Wraiths
Yeti