2064 Ultimus

The New Orleans Secondline have defeated the Baltimore Hawks in the 2064 Ultimus.

The final score was Secondline 27 - 20 Hawks.

Jack Sloth (C) - K had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Federico Americano - LB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

NSF Championship Game

The Baltimore Hawks have defeated the Yellowknife Wraiths in the 2064 NSF Championship Game.

The final score was Wraiths 13 - 34 Hawks.

Anakin Skywalker (C) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Joe Bazooka - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

ASF Championship Game

The New Orleans Secondline have defeated the Arizona Outlaws in the 2064 ASF Championship Game.

The final score was Secondline 36 - 17 Outlaws.

Kyle Crane - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Allister Adebam - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

NSF Divisional Round

The Baltimore Hawks have defeated the Sarasota Sailfish in the 2064 NSF Divisional Round.

The final score was Hawks 41 - 7 Sailfish.

Anakin Skywalker (C) - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense MC Hammer - DT had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

NSF Divisional Round

The Yellowknife Wraiths have defeated the Osaka Kaiju in the 2064 NSF Divisional Round.

The final score was Wraiths 38 - 13 Kaiju.

Lane Wilson - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Cheecago Boucher - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

ASF Divisional Round

The Arizona Outlaws have defeated the San Jose SaberCats in the 2064 ASF Divisional Round.

The final score was SaberCats 24 - 28 Outlaws.

Bertie Mannering-Phipps - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Grzegorz Winnicki (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

ASF Divisional Round

The New Orleans Secondline have defeated the Austin Copperheads in the 2064 ASF Divisional Round.

The final score was Secondline 17 - 7 Copperheads.

Octavion Speedings - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Josh Gibson - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Paul Dosza optimistic about the future.

Paul Dosza pointed no fingers and saw the upside to the Outlaws loss. 'I think we played well and showed some things. The SaberCats are a good team and we played them well. There is plenty of promise on this roster, and we will be back and get them next time. Until then it is all about working hard to get there.' the 23 year old CB said.

Week 16: RB Howard Coward (AUS) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 16's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Howard Coward. His 12 att, 157 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 27 to 21 victory for the New York Silverbacks.

The former Ole Miss gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 1097 Yards and 11 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 16: LB Cheecago Boucher (YKW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Boucher absolutely dominated in the Wraiths 28-0 game with the Colorado Yeti. He finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

'I am better than Wraiths' Sergei Nunkanblok', says South West

Otters CB South West compared himself to Sergei Nunkanblok of the Wraiths in a postgame interview. 'You cannot help but compare yourself to other players. Sure, there are, were or will be someone who is better than me, but I feel confident that Sergei Nunkanblok - CB is not one of them.' the 23 year old CB said.

'I am better than Crash' Jason Steele', says Oops All-Pro

'We see a lot of players thinking they are the best at their position', said the Copperheads DT Oops All-Pro. He continued. 'I prefer to look at individual players, and ask myself: Am I better than him?'. The Copperheads player remarks came in response to some online speculation about who was the better DT. 'I think I have proved what I am. I feel confident about where I am, but I think maybe Jason Steele has a little more he needs to prove, if you get me? At least if he want to be compared to me.', he said.

Game Recaps for Week 16

Secondline - 27, Hawks - 22
Crash - 20, Sailfish - 14
Hahalua - 27, Otters - 20
Kaiju - 21, Fire Salamanders - 14
Wraiths - 28, Yeti - 0
SaberCats - 9, Outlaws - 7
Silverbacks - 27, Copperheads - 21

Game of the Week: Arizona Outlaws at San Jose SaberCats

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Arizona Outlaws
I think their offense is really good. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 28. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 17.

Mary Moore : Arizona Outlaws
For this match up, I think a good bet is that Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr. - C should be a factor. He is putting up a solid season. He will run wild in this game unless the defense finds an effective way to counter him.

Jim Nox : San Jose SaberCats
You heard it here first.

Darren Francis : San Jose SaberCats
The SaberCats are better than you think. They get the W. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Fight breaks out at the Crash' facility.

Reports out of Cape Town indicate that Kairo Knight - WR has been on collision course with many of the other Crash players recently. This is fractioning the locker room, and has unfuriated the front office. Coaches came running onto the turf earlier this week in training when Jason Steele - DT alledgedly shoved Kairo Knight - WR to the ground. This led Kairo Knight - WR to embark on an explicit-laden tirade. Eventually, Knight had to be taken into the locker room by the coaches.'.

Week 15: QB Lenard McRobinson (HON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Honolulu Hahalua quarterback Lenard McRobinson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Hahalua defeated the New York Silverbacks, 44 to 31. McRobinson did his part, throwing 1 touchdowns, completing 12 of 21 passes for 268 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 12 to 12, and a passer rating of 74.4.

Week 15: LB Josh Gibson (NOLA) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Josh Gibson of the New Orleans Secondline has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Gibson finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 15

Outlaws - 23, Crash - 20
Secondline - 27, Otters - 23
SaberCats - 30, Copperheads - 20
Wraiths - 27, Fire Salamanders - 20
Kaiju - 31, Sailfish - 17
Hawks - 29, Yeti - 18
Hahalua - 44, Silverbacks - 31

Game of the Week: San Jose SaberCats at Austin Copperheads

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : San Jose SaberCats
For this game, I think we need to recognize that there is this RB named Kit Fisto. I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine.

Mary Moore : Austin Copperheads
The Copperheads are better than you think. They get the W. A close win.

Jim Nox : Austin Copperheads
They will get another win this week. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Darren Francis : Austin Copperheads
I really like their defense. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 220.7 per game. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They will put up a lot of points.

Dream targets coach Lyle Alvarado after Fire Salamanders loss.

American Dream seemed almost depressed in an interview after the Fire Salamanders lost to the Lyle Alvarado. He indicated that a big factor in the loss was the Fire Salamanders' coaching, that appeared one step behind at every turn. American Dream - RB was clearly upset in the Fire Salamanders loss. 'We learned a lot. We learned a lot about our coaches. We realized that there is a reason we are losing. I am not sure what Lyle Alvarado saw in his preparation, but he has to do a better job at Head Coach', the RB said.

Week 14: RB Bertie Mannering-Phipps (AZ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Mannering-Phipps's 25 att, 200 yds, 1 TD, 3 rec, 29 yds, 1 TD performance against the New York Silverbacks. Mannering-Phipps from Princeton was selected in round 0, 7 years ago.

Mannering-Phipps now has 1082 Rushing Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 14: FS Luke Hunter (YKW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Hunter's ball hawking ability was on display in the Wraiths 30-14 game with the Osaka Kaiju. He finished with 3 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR.

"Luke has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Wraiths Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 14

Secondline - 20, Hahalua - 16
Copperheads - 34, Otters - 24
Outlaws - 41, Silverbacks - 20
Sailfish - 30, Hawks - 27
SaberCats - 45, Yeti - 7
Crash - 31, Fire Salamanders - 21
Wraiths - 30, Kaiju - 14

Game of the Week: Sarasota Sailfish at Baltimore Hawks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Sarasota Sailfish
In the context of this game, a good bet is that Ignatious Cleetington - LB will be a key figure in this game. Do not sleep on this guy's ability. A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Baltimore Hawks
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game. It may come down to the wire though.

Jim Nox : Sarasota Sailfish
It may come down to the wire though.

Darren Francis : Sarasota Sailfish
They greatly outscore them here.

Sailfish victory feels good to Dedede.

No mincing of words from King Dedede after the Sailfish beat the Fire Salamanders. The Sailfish LB made no efforts to hide his lack of respect for the Fire Salamanders. 'I think this game proves where our team is, and that the Fire Salamanders just are not at our level', he said.

Week 13: QB Russell Jimmies (C) (OSK) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Osaka Kaiju' Russell Jimmies (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 14 of 21 passes for 251 yards in the Kaiju victory over the Colorado Yeti.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Jimmies (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 18 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: LB Ali Star (C) (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Star (C) absolutely dominated in the Sailfish 19-13 game with the Orange County Otters. He finished with 13 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Sailfish - 19, Otters - 13
Hawks - 30, Fire Salamanders - 20
Kaiju - 47, Yeti - 13
Secondline - 41, Copperheads - 13
Outlaws - 31, Hahalua - 22
Wraiths - 27, Crash - 13
SaberCats - 20, Silverbacks - 13

Game of the Week: Cape Town Crash at Yellowknife Wraiths

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Yellowknife Wraiths
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 19. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 135! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 26.5! This may be one for the ages.

Mary Moore : Cape Town Crash
A single digit win.

Jim Nox : Yellowknife Wraiths
In this game, everything points to that Thor Dangerson - LB will be a key player to watch. Not only is he a beast on the Wraiths defense, he is a walking highlight reel.

Darren Francis : Yellowknife Wraiths
The referees will have their work cut out for them. This will be very competitive and intense.

Defense dominates in Yellowknife.

The Wraiths front four is bedeviling offensive lines so far this season with a total of 15 sacks, 5 forced fumbles and 71 tackles in 12 games.

Tomato sour after Otters loss.

Crazy Tomato was angry in his postgame interview after the Otters' loss. The Otters LB said he lost all respect for the Otters. 'I think this game proves that sometimes teams get lucky in this league, and that the Otters just got lucky', he said.

Week 12: RB Willie Swaggert (BER) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Swaggert's 17 att, 66 yds, 2 TD, 8 rec, 107 yds, 0 TD performance against the Berlin Fire Salamanders. Swaggert from Citadel was selected in round 0, 5 years ago.

Swaggert now has 691 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 12: LB Ignatious Cleetington (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ignatious Cleetington of the Sarasota Sailfish has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Cleetington finished with 10 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Wraiths - 16, Hahalua - 3
Crash - 31, Yeti - 7
Outlaws - 23, Copperheads - 8
Hawks - 20, Kaiju - 10
SaberCats - 27, Secondline - 21
Silverbacks - 29, Otters - 27
Sailfish - 48, Fire Salamanders - 24

Game of the Week: New Orleans Secondline at San Jose SaberCats

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : San Jose SaberCats
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams. They greatly outscore them here.

Mary Moore : New Orleans Secondline
Head coach Grant Forbes puts them over the top in this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He is preparation and gameplanning is great.

Jim Nox : San Jose SaberCats
I do not think people realize how good this offense is. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 23. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 284.5! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 27.9!

Darren Francis : San Jose SaberCats
Get your popcorn ready.

Sarasota Sailfish defense dominates!

The Sailfish' defense is stonewalling opponents this season. In 11 games they’ve surrendered only 3486 total yards and 213 points. Ali Star (C) - LB is the general of the defense with 85 take downs on the year. Could the D be back in Sarasota?

Joe Bazooka compares himself to Silverbacks' Speed Hawk

LB Joe Bazooka had words of praise for himself in a recent interview. 'I am one of the best LBs in the game', he said. Joe Bazooka brings up Speed Hawk every chance he gets, it seems. 'Is he faster than me? nah. Look at the tape, once the pads come on he slows down. Sure, he is good and he may even be as good as me some day.' The Hawks LB said. Certainly such words will set the internet forums on fire, and it will be interesting to see if Speed Hawk takes the bait and responds.

Week 11: RB Ace Anderson (C) (SAR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Anderson (C)'s 26 att, 121 yds, 2 TD performance against the New York Silverbacks. Anderson (C) from University of Florida was selected in round 0, 8 years ago.

Anderson (C) now has 940 Rushing Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 11: LB Crazy Tomato (OCO) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Crazy Tomato of the Orange County Otters has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Tomato finished with 16 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Wraiths - 29, SaberCats - 17
Kaiju - 28, Outlaws - 21
Sailfish - 30, Silverbacks - 27
Hahalua - 32, Yeti - 26
Hawks - 16, Otters - 10
Fire Salamanders - 44, Copperheads - 24
Secondline - 21, Crash - 16

Game of the Week: New Orleans Secondline at Cape Town Crash

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Cape Town Crash
In this game, everyone knows that they will struggle with containing players like Jason Steele - DT. Expect him to show up in a big way. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Mary Moore : New Orleans Secondline
They will keep their winstreak going.

Jim Nox : New Orleans Secondline
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet.

Darren Francis : Cape Town Crash
You just have to look at their defense. They are 5th in sacks with 33. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 102.4 yards per game. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Colorado Yeti take home the upset victory!

The Colorado Yeti fans are celebrating after the Yeti took down the Berlin Fire Salamanders.
In a fantastic effort the Yeti brought home the win against a superior opponent. The supporters of the Yeti are taking the victory as evidence that the team is only a couple of seasons away from being a top program, if they can keep progressing and developing their program.

Criticism of SS Lasse Zeigler after Copperheads-Hahalua game!

A Waffle was angry with his teammates after the loss. He said that the entire team needed to step up. However, he also singled out some teammates. A Waffle - WR was clearly upset after the Hahalua loss. 'We need to look at ourselves. If you are Lasse Zeigler (SS), can you look at your performance and be happy? This whole team needs to work harder. This whole team needs to decide what we want', the WR said.

Week 10: RB Stetson David (HON) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 10's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Stetson David. His 13 att, 104 yds, 1 TD, 5 rec, 88 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 23 to 20 victory for the Honolulu Hahalua.

The former U of A gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 517 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: LB Ali Star (C) (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Star (C) absolutely dominated in the Wraiths 25-22 game with the Sarasota Sailfish. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Outlaws - 31, Otters - 13
Yeti - 16, Fire Salamanders - 9
Copperheads - 20, Kaiju - 15
Wraiths - 25, Sailfish - 22
Crash - 24, Hawks - 22
Secondline - 29, Silverbacks - 27
Hahalua - 23, SaberCats - 20

Game of the Week: Yellowknife Wraiths at Sarasota Sailfish

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Sarasota Sailfish
Head coach Judson Dawson does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is a great offensive mind. He is running an explosive defense.

Mary Moore : Sarasota Sailfish
This will really be a statement win.

Jim Nox : Sarasota Sailfish
All aboard the Sailfish hypetrain.

Darren Francis : Sarasota Sailfish
I really like their offense. They are maulers, 4th in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league in passes of more than 20 yards.

Rolud Onyxgut (C) takes aim at the Crash.

War of words the between the Crash and the Crash after game. Rolud Onyxgut (C) - LB left no possibility for mistakes about his opinion of the Crash. 'The Crash' players should care more about how they carry themselves. Instead they were acting like classless clowns', a clearly bitter Onyxgut (C) said.

Shrubbery targets coach Tony Daniel after Hawks loss.

Reginald Shrubbery blasted the gameplan after the loss to the Tony Daniel. It is the coaches' responsibility to make sure we are prepared for what they throw at us. They failed us. 'I think this roster has great promise, but certain factors are holding us back. One factor might be Tony Daniel. He has not gotten players to buy in, but I hope we can get in sync soon, but something has to give eventually.' the 23 year old RB said.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Silverbacks - 37, Fire Salamanders - 17
Copperheads - 27, Hahalua - 0
Hawks - 17, Wraiths - 7
Sailfish - 36, Yeti - 7
Crash - 24, Kaiju - 17
SaberCats - 28, Otters - 21
Secondline - 20, Outlaws - 17

Week 9: LB Maxwell Jacob Friedman (HON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Maxwell Jacob Friedman of the Honolulu Hahalua has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Friedman finished with 13 Tck, 3 Sck.

Week 9: RB Ace Anderson (C) (SAR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Ace Anderson (C). His 24 att, 106 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 36 to 7 victory for the Sarasota Sailfish.

The former University of Florida gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 726 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Game of the Week: Baltimore Hawks at Yellowknife Wraiths

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Baltimore Hawks
And you can take that with you to the bank.

Mary Moore : Yellowknife Wraiths
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 38. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 18.5. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 105.1 yards per game. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Jim Nox : Baltimore Hawks
I am sure head coach Tony Daniel has something up his sleeve for this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense. You heard it here first.

Darren Francis : Yellowknife Wraiths
They have a dominant offense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 15. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 151.2! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 30.1!

Guile points fingers after Yeti loss.

Harsh words after the Copperheads - Yeti game from Dazen Guile. The Yeti RB called out the Yeti' players, suggesting some of his teammates were phoning it in. 'We lost and somebody is to blame. If you look at the game, you will see some players just are not delivering.' said the Yeti RB. Asked to clarify, Guile suggested Level10Gyatt RizzUpOhio (BOT) - C needs to perform better, but underscored that there was plenty of blame to go around. 'Guys need to listen, we need to get grinding, you cannot just show up and expect to play or expect to win', Guile concluded.

Week 8: RB Kit Fisto (SJS) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Fisto's 13 att, 125 yds, 2 TD, 4 rec, 34 yds, 1 TD performance against the Cape Town Crash. Fisto from Jedi Temple was selected in round 0, 5 years ago.

Fisto now has 577 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 8: LB Ali Star (C) (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ali Star (C) of the Sarasota Sailfish has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Star (C) finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 8

SaberCats - 41, Crash - 7
Kaiju - 35, Secondline - 31
Silverbacks - 27, Hawks - 24
Wraiths - 30, Outlaws - 28
Fire Salamanders - 41, Otters - 27
Sailfish - 26, Hahalua - 14
Copperheads - 23, Yeti - 20

Game of the Week: Osaka Kaiju at New Orleans Secondline

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : New Orleans Secondline
They will keep their winstreak going.

Mary Moore : New Orleans Secondline
Head coach Grant Forbes does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is running a great offense. He is one of the best defensive minds. The way he prepares gives them an advantage in any game. Just win baby.

Jim Nox : Osaka Kaiju
This may be where we see their true colors.

Darren Francis : Osaka Kaiju
One of the most underestimated defenses. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 92.1 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 5. They are 3rd in forced fumbles. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Roy points fingers after Sailfish loss.

Léopold Roy pointed the finger at his fellow Sailfish players after they lost. 'We have to step up, all of us.' he said. 'But some guys are not stepping up and we end up losing. They need to get their head in the game', he continued. 'We lost and somebody is to blame. If you look at the game, you will see some players just are not delivering.' said the Sailfish WR. Asked to clarify, Roy suggested Ignatious Cleetington - LB needs to perform better, but underscored that there was plenty of blame to go around. 'Guys need to listen, we need to get grinding, you cannot just show up and expect to play or expect to win', Roy concluded.

Week 7: RB Anakin Skywalker (C) (BAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Anakin Skywalker (C). His 16 att, 127 yds, 2 TD, 5 rec, 48 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 38 to 6 victory for the Baltimore Hawks.

The former Jedi Temple University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 571 Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Thomas Sutha (AZ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Thomas Sutha of the Arizona Outlaws has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Sutha finished with 10 Tck, 3 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Kaiju - 28, Sailfish - 23
Fire Salamanders - 34, Wraiths - 27
Hahalua - 24, Crash - 21
Copperheads - 34, SaberCats - 31
Hawks - 38, Yeti - 6
Outlaws - 24, Otters - 21
Secondline - 19, Silverbacks - 10

Game of the Week: Yellowknife Wraiths at Berlin Fire Salamanders

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Yellowknife Wraiths
All aboard the Wraiths hypetrain.

Mary Moore : Yellowknife Wraiths
I really like their defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 28. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 14.3. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 110.5 yards per game. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Jim Nox : Berlin Fire Salamanders
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Darren Francis : Yellowknife Wraiths
In this game, my view is that the defense will need to contain Money Tolliver - RB. But they will fail, and he will destroy them. Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Who is the best LB? Hawks' Joe Bazooka or Secondline' Oxford Comma?

Hawks LB Joe Bazooka compared himself to Oxford Comma of the Secondline in a postgame interview. 'haha, and then these clowns on the internet think Oxford Comma is even comparable to me. You pick and drill, and I would gladly show how wrong they are' said the Hawks LB. He added: 'Sure, I do not want to be mean, Oxford Comma is a decent LB, but seriously just look at the tape'.

Week 6: QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva (BER) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Berlin Fire Salamanders quarterback Tuna TurnDaBallOva has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Fire Salamanders defeated the Colorado Yeti, 45 to 21. TurnDaBallOva did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 20 of 32 passes for 321 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 10 to 5, and a passer rating of 86.3.

Week 6: LB Josh Gibson (NOLA) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Gibson absolutely dominated in the Secondline 45-9 game with the Honolulu Hahalua. He finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Fire Salamanders - 45, Yeti - 21
Secondline - 45, Hahalua - 9
SaberCats - 27, Silverbacks - 10
Outlaws - 24, Copperheads - 17
Sailfish - 31, Hawks - 23
Wraiths - 21, Crash - 18
Otters - 16, Kaiju - 9

Game of the Week: Baltimore Hawks at Sarasota Sailfish

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Baltimore Hawks
Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : Baltimore Hawks
I think their defense is really good. They are 4th in sacks with 19. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 105.2 yards per game. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. Expect a great game.

Jim Nox : Baltimore Hawks
Can't lose.

Darren Francis : Baltimore Hawks
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Hawks are overhyped. They are who we thought they were. It might be a high scoring game.

Maple Dogwood taunts the Hahalua after SaberCats victory.

Maple Dogwood did not hold his tongue in a post game interview. 'That was a pretty poor showing on their part' said the Maple Dogwood - RB SaberCats. Continuing with details about the Hahalua's players missed tackles and lack of communication Dogwood did not hold back. He will surely have put off several Hahalua fans, as well as people in his own front office.

Week 5: LB Joe Bazooka (BAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Joe Bazooka of the Baltimore Hawks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bazooka finished with 11 Tck, 4 Sck, 2 FF.

Week 5: RB Ace Anderson (C) (SAR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 5's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Ace Anderson (C). His 25 att, 146 yds, 1 TD, 6 rec, 52 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 27 to 9 victory for the Sarasota Sailfish.

The former University of Florida gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 430 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Wraiths - 36, Kaiju - 0
Hawks - 26, SaberCats - 23
Crash - 33, Fire Salamanders - 13
Sailfish - 27, Yeti - 9
Secondline - 33, Copperheads - 27
Silverbacks - 21, Otters - 15
Hahalua - 34, Outlaws - 20

Game of the Week: San Jose SaberCats at Baltimore Hawks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : San Jose SaberCats
In this game, everything points to that Blacksmith Andre (C) - CB can drive quarterbacks crazy. Look for him to dominate.

Mary Moore : Baltimore Hawks
Do not sleep on this offense. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 8. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 277.8! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 7. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 148.8! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 31!

Jim Nox : Baltimore Hawks
The better team wins. The Hawks are the better team. No argument. This will be a great game to watch.

Darren Francis : San Jose SaberCats
This game will be so very entertaining.

Secondline lost. Secondline blames coaching.

Scott Junior pointed the finger at his coaches in analyzing the Secondline loss. 'We have to step up, all of us' he said, and continued: 'But they, the coaches, have to get us ready and have the right gameplan. Well, we were not ready and we had the wrong gameplan'. The Secondline FS said he felt they were outcoached in their latest game. 'We seem to always come up short in the critical situations. I feel like the players are giving their all, but that our coaches just are not holding up their end of the bargain. Especially Defensive Coordinator Timothy Tyler has been a dissapointment, he is just not rising to the moment.', he said.

Week 4: RB Anakin Skywalker (C) (BAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 4's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Anakin Skywalker (C). His 16 att, 100 yds, 3 TD, 5 rec, 71 yds, 0 TD performance stood out in the 42 to 20 victory for the Baltimore Hawks.

The former Jedi Temple University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 309 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 4: LB Rolud Onyxgut (C) (CTC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Rolud Onyxgut (C) of the Cape Town Crash has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Onyxgut (C) finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Wraiths - 50, Copperheads - 0
Outlaws - 24, Silverbacks - 23
Secondline - 27, Otters - 13
SaberCats - 38, Hahalua - 26
Crash - 26, Sailfish - 10
Kaiju - 31, Yeti - 14
Hawks - 42, Fire Salamanders - 20

Game of the Week: Berlin Fire Salamanders at Baltimore Hawks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Berlin Fire Salamanders
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I think a good bet is that Klaus von Reinherz (C) - T will dominate the defense. This is going to be great to watch. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Mary Moore : Baltimore Hawks
Head coach Tony Daniel does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Jim Nox : Baltimore Hawks
They will win again this week.

Darren Francis : Berlin Fire Salamanders
They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Infighting plagues the Sailfish.

Rumours out of Sarasota indicate that the pressure is brewing in the Sailfish locker room. Sniping and bickering between certain player has been excalating for some time. It all escalated earlier this week when Big Tuna (BOT) - T threw a punch at Adam Journey - CB who immediately reciprocated. The Sailfish is said to be monitoring the situation closely.'.

Week 3: QB Elijah Dyson (R) (NYS) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The New York Silverbacks' Elijah Dyson (R) threw 2 touchdowns, completing 15 of 24 passes for 218 yards in the Silverbacks victory over the Honolulu Hahalua.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Dyson (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 5 touchdown passes this season.

Week 3: FS Toller Retriever (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Retriever's ball hawking ability was on display in the Sailfish 28-10 game with the New Orleans Secondline. He finished with 1 Tck, 2 Int, 2 Def TD.

"Toller has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Sailfish Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 3

Silverbacks - 24, Hahalua - 14
Otters - 31, Copperheads - 16
Sailfish - 28, Secondline - 10
Hawks - 20, Crash - 16
SaberCats - 23, Outlaws - 7
Kaiju - 23, Fire Salamanders - 13
Wraiths - 16, Yeti - 13

Game of the Week: Austin Copperheads at Orange County Otters

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Orange County Otters
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Mary Moore : Austin Copperheads
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game.

Jim Nox : Austin Copperheads
I have a lot of respect for head coach Robert Hodges. He is doing great things in Austin. He is running a great offense. He is doing some clever things with his defense. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful. The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Darren Francis : Austin Copperheads
Looking at how the teams match up, I think a good bet is that Jay Cue III - QB always has an impact. The defense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance.

Sewage Joe Fantringham taunts the Secondline after Outlaws victory.

Sewage Joe Fantringham did not hold back when asked about the Outlaws after their game. The Outlaws DT made no efforts to hide his lack of respect for the Secondline. 'I think this game proves where our team is, and that the Secondline just are not at our level', he said.

Week 2: QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva (BER) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Berlin Fire Salamanders' Tuna TurnDaBallOva threw 2 touchdowns, completing 37 of 59 passes for 376 yards in the Fire Salamanders victory over the Arizona Outlaws.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 6 for TurnDaBallOva, has seen some impressive numbers including 2 touchdown passes this season.

Week 2: LB Rolud Onyxgut (C) (CTC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Rolud Onyxgut (C) of the Cape Town Crash has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Onyxgut (C) finished with 10 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Crash - 41, Yeti - 17
Hawks - 24, Kaiju - 17
Fire Salamanders - 30, Outlaws - 27
Copperheads - 26, Silverbacks - 3
Secondline - 27, SaberCats - 25
Wraiths - 27, Sailfish - 17
Otters - 37, Hahalua - 6

Game of the Week: Osaka Kaiju at Baltimore Hawks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Osaka Kaiju
This is just what my gut tells me.

Mary Moore : Osaka Kaiju
I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Jim Nox : Osaka Kaiju
When you consider the two rosters, a good bet is that LeHarm James - LB will ruin your day on offense. Easy prediction.

Darren Francis : Baltimore Hawks
I see them winning again this week. It might be a high scoring game.

Week 1: QB Russell Jimmies (C) (OSK) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Osaka Kaiju quarterback Russell Jimmies (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Kaiju defeated the Cape Town Crash, 34 to 32. Jimmies (C) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 25 of 39 passes for 248 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 3 to 1, and a passer rating of 97.0.

Week 1: LB Ignatious Cleetington (SAR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Ignatious Cleetington of the Sarasota Sailfish has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Cleetington finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Silverbacks - 28, Yeti - 16
Sailfish - 23, Fire Salamanders - 17
SaberCats - 34, Otters - 14
Hawks - 38, Wraiths - 34
Outlaws - 37, Secondline - 34
Copperheads - 42, Hahalua - 37
Kaiju - 34, Crash - 32

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released Ryan Oscerous (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released iHate Icebear (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released Chubby Dubby (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Osaka Kaiju have released Striker Eureka (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Osaka Kaiju have released Gypsy Danger (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Brook Lynn (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Joe Burroughs (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Staton Bennet (BOT) - C.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Man Hattan (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released Kings Island's Firehawk (BOT) - C.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released SFOG's Blue Hawk (BOT) - C.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released Carowinds' Nighthawk (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Yellowknife Wraiths have released Terry Johnson - LB.

Player Release

The Sarasota Sailfish have released Leandre Diarra - FB.

Player Release

The Sarasota Sailfish have released Willier Miller (C) - QB.

Player Release

The San Jose SaberCats have released Ronald McDonald - DT.

Player Release

The Osaka Kaiju have released Painted Penguin - QB.

Player Release

The Orange County Otters have released Billy Ennair - G.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Blaine Falco - QB.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Wälter Gunther - LB.

Player Release

The Osaka Kaiju have released Aleksandar Kovic - LB.

Player Release

The New Orleans Secondline have released Bread Bowl - TE.

Player Release

The New Orleans Secondline have released Apollo Program - CB.

Player Release

The New Orleans Secondline have released Midwest Emo - DE.

Player Release

The Orange County Otters have released Lasse Zeigler (R) - FS.

Player Release

The Colorado Yeti have released Swamp Maiden - RB.

Player Release

The Colorado Yeti have released Preston Beatz - QB.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released Luigi Lanikai - CB.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released John Stark VIII - LB.

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released Frederick Carlson - DE.

Player Release

The Arizona Outlaws have released Dub Redd - LB.

Player Release

The Arizona Outlaws have released Remi Musgrave-Smythe - T.

Player Release

The Arizona Outlaws have released Don Tollibeo - G.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

ASFC ASFC: New Orleans Secondline with 12 votes (Runner up: Arizona Outlaws with 6 votes)

NSFC NSFC: Cape Town Crash with 14 votes (Runner up: Baltimore Hawks with 6 votes)

Game of the Week: Cape Town Crash at Chicago Butchers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Cape Town Crash
Looking at the two rosters, it is likely that there is one thing you have to mention. There is this DT named Jason Steele. I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine. A single digit win.

Mary Moore : Cape Town Crash
This should be some good football.

Jim Nox : Chicago Butchers
The Butchers win. I see no reason to think otherwise.

Darren Francis : Chicago Butchers
They are furious with their losing streak. They will be fired up and I would not want to face them right now.

RB I I (N/A) has retired!

RB I I (57 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:

G I I (N/A) has retired!

G I I (45 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

G Bean Enthusiast (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

G Bean Enthusiast (BOT) (92 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (COL) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Colorado Yeti drafted I I #1 overall in the 2064 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Yeti general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Colorado Yeti
Larry Moore: Eli Gross - DT
Wraps up tackles well. They should not be afraid to fill a need here. He will start day one. Quality pick right here.

Jim Nox: Eli Gross - DT
Well trained tackler. Fits nicely with their needs. Fits nicely with the draft spot. Getting it right is important with these early picks. This guy is right.

Pick 2: New York Silverbacks
Larry Moore: Richard Neill - TE
This kid has wide receiver like speed. That makes him a factor in the passing game. Good instincts. They need him now. Well yesterday actually. They will love him tomorrow. They will revere him by the end of his career.

Jim Nox: Richard Neill - TE
Speedy Tight Ends really puts pressure on a defense. I bet this is why coaches love this guy. Educated well. Shows good understanding of the game. They will be happy to get him, they could use an upgrade at the position, and he certainly fits the bill. A franchise caliber player. Just what they have been looking for.

Pick 3: Austin Copperheads
Larry Moore: Matthew Dowling - CB
His leadership is through the roof. He is on the frontline, always. This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. Sufficient speed to stay on his man. Not elite, but suffient. They need playmakers at this position. This is what they are getting here. Solid pick.

Jim Nox: Matthew Dowling - CB
Intangibles, leadership, what's not to love? I want this kid on my team. He understands his role on the field, and how it fits in with what everyone else is doing. Rarely lets receivers get separation. Has nice speed. will be fun to watch. He can do what they want. He will deliver results early. He fits a need. End of story.

Pick 4: Berlin Fire Salamanders
Larry Moore: John Wasson - TE
With the speed he has, you can really do a lot of things in terms of different offensive schemes. Reacts with good instincts. A player that fits their needs. The promise of a future star. This will be great for the franchise.

Jim Nox: Salvador Woodward - LB
Strong enough to come of the edge in the pros. Rarely do we call defensive linemen sideline to sideline defenders, but this kid is so fast the term almost applies. Some might say this is a 'need' pick, but we must remember, this is a really good player as well. He will contribute early and often. No losers here.

Pick 5: Honolulu Hahalua
Larry Moore: Jeffrey White - C
The kind of leadership he shows makes coaches salivate. His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Do not underestimate the strength this kid brings to the table. Has nice technique when blocking on run plays. Keeps his leverage and finishes his blocks. You need him, just get him already.

Jim Nox: Jeffrey White - C
Coaches love the leadership skills in this kid. Known among his teammates as a hard worker. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. He has sufficient strength to have a chance against grown men on the defensive line. Execution in the running game is something coaches have noticed about him. He blocks pretty well. Take the blue-chip player. Do not worry about sexier picks. He fits what you need and the quality is there.

Pick 6: Sarasota Sailfish
Larry Moore: Stanton Ngo - G
Teammates look to him for leadership, and he consistently delivers. Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. This kid is already a pretty good blocker in the running game. He will only get better as he refines his technique. They need players at the position, and good ones at that. He fits the bill, he is worth the pick. End of story.

Jim Nox: John Wasson - TE
Gets off the line with great speed. He was one of the smarter kids in college. They gotta be happy to get this guy. Such a talent and he fits their needs. I would imagine the war room is celebrating when they make this pick.

Pick 7: Orange County Otters
Larry Moore: Jesse Goodwin - C
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Nice blocking skills on run plays. He will contribute to the running game. They need him now. Well yesterday actually. They will love him tomorrow. They will revere him by the end of his career.

Jim Nox: Jesse Goodwin - C
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Has nice technique when blocking on run plays. Keeps his leverage and finishes his blocks. You need him, just get him already.

Pick 8: Yellowknife Wraiths
Larry Moore: Salvador Woodward - LB
Sufficiently strong that bull rushing opponents is not off the table. Gives him more options on the field. A kid who is faster than most linebackers. Really a hybrid kind of guy. Coming of the edge with that speed will give blockers fits. Nothing to think about here. Pick up the kid, bring him into the building, put him om the field.

Jim Nox: Stanton Ngo - G
Not afraid to lead. Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. Has nice technique when blocking on run plays. Keeps his leverage and finishes his blocks. They will be running to the podium for this one.

Pick 9: San Jose SaberCats
Larry Moore: Nickolas Knox - SS
Good understanding of the game, and what is required of each position. He addresses a need for them.

Jim Nox: Nickolas Knox - SS
Reacts quickly and puts himself in a position to make a play. They need playmakers at this position. This is what they are getting here. Solid pick.

Pick 10: Chicago Butchers
Larry Moore: John Hopkins - SS
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He is driven by the love of the sport. The guy has gets along with everyone. Some of the assignments you will get at the position requires speed. This guy has it. You cannot coach speed. That is why guys like him are valued highly. He fills a need for them. They will be happy to get him.

Jim Nox: James Pruitt - SS
Smart player. Good understanding of how plays develop, and where to be. With this kid, this is a need pick they will not regret.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
San Jose SaberCats: DE SS
Orange County Otters: C TE CB DT DE SS
Arizona Outlaws: TE DE SS
New Orleans Secondline: DT SS
Honolulu Hahalua: C CB LB FS
Austin Copperheads: TE CB DE SS
New York Silverbacks: G TE CB LB DE
Colorado Yeti: T WR DT DE FS
Sarasota Sailfish: G TE WR DT SS
Chicago Butchers: C CB SS
Yellowknife Wraiths: G LB DE SS
Baltimore Hawks: T TE CB DE SS
Cape Town Crash: C TE LB DE
Berlin Fire Salamanders: G TE CB LB

Cape Town Crash scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Cape Town Crash have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Berlin Fire Salamanders scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Berlin Fire Salamanders have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Austin Copperheads scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Austin Copperheads have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

New York Silverbacks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the New York Silverbacks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Colorado Yeti scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Colorado Yeti have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Sarasota Sailfish scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Sarasota Sailfish have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Chicago Butchers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Chicago Butchers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Yellowknife Wraiths scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Yellowknife Wraiths have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Baltimore Hawks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Baltimore Hawks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

San Jose SaberCats scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the San Jose SaberCats have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Orange County Otters scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Orange County Otters have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Arizona Outlaws scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Arizona Outlaws have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

New Orleans Secondline scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the New Orleans Secondline have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Honolulu Hahalua scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Honolulu Hahalua have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Colorado Yeti own first overall.

Pick 1: Colorado Yeti
Pick 2: New York Silverbacks
Pick 3: Austin Copperheads
Pick 4: Berlin Fire Salamanders
Pick 5: Honolulu Hahalua
Pick 6: Sarasota Sailfish
Pick 7: Orange County Otters
Pick 8: Yellowknife Wraiths
Pick 9: San Jose SaberCats
Pick 10: Chicago Butchers
Pick 11: Arizona Outlaws
Pick 12: Cape Town Crash
Pick 13: Baltimore Hawks
Pick 14: New Orleans Secondline

Other retirements

QB I I (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (27 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (22 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Raw Cheese (BOT) (95 ovr) : Career stats: 150 Pancakes
G Gros Michel (BOT) (86 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Jack Arta (BOT) (92 ovr) : Career stats: 180 Pancakes
C Gros Michel (BOT) (88 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Blue Java (BOT) (87 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE Reece Wells II (76 ovr) : Career stats: 12 rec, 53 yds, 1 TD
TE I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (30 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Pat Uncertain (82 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 Int
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LB Brian Duke (86 ovr) : Career stats: 640 Tck, 41 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 10 FF, 1 FR
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K I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (27 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

CB Outlaw Mode Sicko (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Outlaw Mode Sicko has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 439 Tck, 15 Sck, 12 Int, 2 Def TD, 8 FF, 4 FR

FS Chim Rickles (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Chim Rickles has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 561 Tck, 21 Sck, 32 Int, 4 Def TD, 5 FF, 2 FR

TE Zero Gibson II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Zero Gibson II has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 rec, 400 yds, 2 TD

CB Adam Rage (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Adam Rage has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 4 Int, 2 Def TD

TE Ceti Pyxis (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Ceti Pyxis has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 459 rec, 3964 yds, 27 TD

LB Aqeel Steele (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Aqeel Steele has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 839 Tck, 84 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 18 FF, 5 FR

CB Dip Dhillon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dip Dhillon has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 346 Tck, 13 Sck, 10 Int, 3 Def TD, 6 FF, 2 FR

TE Lucius Salem (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Lucius Salem has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 896 rec, 9019 yds, 60 TD

CB Dax Dangerfield (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dax Dangerfield has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 919 Tck, 10 Sck, 26 Int, 4 Def TD, 16 FF, 4 FR

T Pan Cakes (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Pan Cakes has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 769 Pancakes

FS Regina Ferraro (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Regina Ferraro has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 650 Tck, 23 Sck, 43 Int, 7 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 11 FF, 5 FR

T Nathan Meagher (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Nathan Meagher has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 386 Pancakes

T Jean-Ralphio Saperstein (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Jean-Ralphio Saperstein has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 169 Pancakes

CB Draft Steal (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Draft Steal has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 936 Tck, 3 Sck, 35 Int, 6 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 19 FF, 6 FR

RB Pete Zuh (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Pete Zuh has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1639 att, 7197 yds, 70 TD, 472 rec, 4152 yds, 22 TD

T Dusty Wilson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Dusty Wilson has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 797 Pancakes

RB Ben Goodwood (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ben Goodwood has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17 att, 62 yds, 0 TD, 9 rec, 66 yds, 1 TD

FS Sam Sung (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Sam Sung has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 424 Tck, 47 Sck, 29 Int, 4 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 10 FF, 6 FR

CB Spottie O'Dopaliscious (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Spottie O'Dopaliscious has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 829 Tck, 9 Sck, 20 Int, 3 Def TD, 21 FF, 12 FR

DE Udo E Beaty (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Udo E Beaty has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 250 Tck, 41 Sck, 1 Sfty, 7 FF, 3 FR

WR 'Captain' Billy Stinkwater (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR 'Captain' Billy Stinkwater has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 800 rec, 10297 yds, 83 TD

T Dennis Rodman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Dennis Rodman has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 581 Pancakes

QB Creg Jerrith IV (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Creg Jerrith IV has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2178/3367, 24599 yds, 175 TD

LB Craig Brand (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Craig Brand has retired after 9 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 399 Tck, 42 Sck, 2 Int, 5 FF, 1 FR

DT Christian Marciano (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Christian Marciano has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 600 Tck, 115 Sck, 1 Sfty, 22 FF, 11 FR

T Swantavius Payne (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Swantavius Payne has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1209 Pancakes

K Orlando Doom (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Orlando Doom has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 208/253 FG

FS Jasper Fontaine (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Jasper Fontaine has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 564 Tck, 27 Sck, 38 Int, 6 Def TD, 14 FF, 5 FR

WR Rockbot Rockbo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Rockbot Rockbo has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 519 rec, 5727 yds, 37 TD

G Lord PooShats (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Lord PooShats (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Pancakes

T Raya Ho'opa'i (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Raya Ho'opa'i has retired after 10 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 308 Pancakes

G Atom Smasher (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Atom Smasher (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 799 Pancakes

G Jazz Band (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Jazz Band (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 Pancakes

T Craw Fish (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Craw Fish (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 144 Pancakes

WR Dick Grayson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Dick Grayson has retired after 11 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 319 rec, 3674 yds, 18 TD

C Jelly Roll Morton (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Jelly Roll Morton (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 712 Pancakes

T Shucks McShuckle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Shucks McShuckle has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 283 Pancakes

LB Fred Edison (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Fred Edison has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 975 Tck, 86 Sck, 3 Int, 2 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 18 FF, 11 FR

LB Ignatius Reilly (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ignatius Reilly has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 643 Tck, 21 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 10 FF, 4 FR

G Constance Tinople (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Constance Tinople (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1024 Pancakes

G Tim Buktu (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Tim Buktu (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1006 Pancakes

K Alfonso Dos Santos (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Alfonso Dos Santos has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 241/279 FG

C Rukky Garge (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Rukky Garge (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 548 Pancakes

G Jum Gurdy (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Jum Gurdy (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 699 Pancakes