| Injuries |
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| Player | Pos | Injury | Duration |
| Team Transactions |
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| Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released I I - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released Octavion Speedings (C) - QB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released Kyle Crane - RB. | | Preseason Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released Aaron Jäger - T. | | Week 1, 2067: The New Orleans Secondline have released P LANES (BOT) - T. | | Week 8, 2067: The Brood trade Mac Mannheim to the Secondline for Allister Adebam. |
| | Team Stats |
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| Pts (Cnf/Lea) | Yds (Cnf/Lea) | Rush (Cnf/Lea) | Pass (Cnf/Lea) | | Offense | 22.2 (6/10) | 294.8 (7/14) | 81.6 (6/13) | 213.2 (5/12) | | Defense | 20.4 (2/4) | 329.4 (1/3) | 108.5 (3/6) | 220.9 (2/2) |
| Schedule |
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| Week | Opponent | Result | | PS 1 | Colorado Yeti | W 20-17 | | PS 2 | @New York Silverbacks | L 21-19 | | PS 3 | @Arizona Outlaws | L 27-15 | | PS 4 | @Cape Town Crash | W 37-3 | | 1 | @New York Silverbacks | L 37-7 | | 2 | @Honolulu Hahalua | L 27-24 | | 3 | San Jose SaberCats | W 31-7 | | 4 | @Arizona Outlaws | L 22-17 | | 5 | Orange County Otters | W 20-14 | | 6 | @Yellowknife Wraiths | L 27-13 | | 7 | Austin Copperheads | W 31-13 | | 8 | Cape Town Crash | W 42-10 | | 9 | New York Silverbacks | L 23-16 | | 10 | @Austin Copperheads | L 24-21 | | 11 | @Sarasota Sailfish | | | 12 | @Orange County Otters | | | 13 | Colorado Yeti | | | 14 | @San Jose SaberCats | | | 15 | Arizona Outlaws | | | 16 | Honolulu Hahalua | | | 17 | BYE | | | 18 | BYE | |
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| Active Roster |
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| Player | Pos | Ovr | Str | Agi | Arm | Int | Acc | Tck | Spe | Hnd | PBl | RBl | KDi | KAc | End | | DeThwilson (R) (C), C. | QB | 89 | 40 | 40 | 91 | 100 | 90 | 1 | 45 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 45 | | Nuck, W. | RB | 100 | 70 | 90 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 98 | 70 | 10 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 87 | | Yay, B. | RB | 88 | 80 | 83 | 1 | 55 | 1 | 1 | 95 | 50 | 10 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Ford, A. | FB | 100 | 80 | 70 | 1 | 60 | 1 | 1 | 90 | 70 | 80 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Blocktiari (BOT), D. | G | 81 | 90 | 65 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 35 | 35 | 83 | 84 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Fast, B. | G | 82 | 75 | 56 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 45 | 35 | 76 | 76 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Jenkins (BOT), E. | G | 76 | 80 | 50 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 35 | 35 | 80 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Verwae, K. | T | 82 | 85 | 50 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 40 | 46 | 75 | 75 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | McDropsen, M. | C | 98 | 85 | 70 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 1 | 70 | 65 | 85 | 85 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Matic, A. | TE | 85 | 75 | 75 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 85 | 80 | 65 | 65 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Benn, A. | WR | 95 | 65 | 80 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 100 | 85 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Passarelli, T. | WR | 99 | 65 | 85 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 100 | 85 | 20 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 90 | | Bowman, I. | CB | 93 | 80 | 80 | 1 | 84 | 1 | 75 | 95 | 55 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 76 | | Harry, H. | CB | 97 | 50 | 80 | 1 | 82 | 1 | 53 | 98 | 85 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Wall (C), S. | CB | 100 | 75 | 85 | 1 | 82 | 1 | 70 | 100 | 75 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Comma, O. | LB | 100 | 90 | 80 | 1 | 85 | 1 | 95 | 85 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | | Gibson, J. | LB | 93 | 76 | 70 | 1 | 71 | 1 | 90 | 85 | 49 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Mannheim, M. | LB | 98 | 85 | 90 | 1 | 75 | 1 | 85 | 85 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Steele, F. | LB | 80 | 75 | 74 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 70 | 85 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | | Bunny, -. | DT | 76 | 95 | 40 | 1 | 40 | 1 | 55 | 65 | 42 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 45 | | Who, D. | DT | 100 | 95 | 70 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 95 | 65 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 80 | | Hudgens IV (C), D. | DE | 85 | 80 | 86 | 1 | 60 | 1 | 70 | 80 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Shark (R), M. | DE | 82 | 80 | 81 | 1 | 45 | 1 | 70 | 80 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 76 | | Edgecomb, P. | FS | 100 | 75 | 90 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 80 | 95 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 87 | | Junior, S. | FS | 92 | 70 | 70 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 70 | 96 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | | Sloth, J. | K | 78 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 90 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 100 | 100 | 1 |
| Practice Squad |
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| Player | Pos | Ovr | Str | Agi | Arm | Int | Acc | Tck | Spe | Hnd | PBl | RBl | KDi | KAc | End |
| Injured Reserve |
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| Player | Pos | Ovr | Str | Agi | Arm | Int | Acc | Tck | Spe | Hnd | PBl | RBl | KDi | KAc | End |
| Secondline Salary Projection |
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| Player | Pos | Age | 2067 | 2068 | 2069 | 2070 | 2071 | 2072 | 2073 | | Benn, A. | WR | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Blocktiari (BOT), D. | G | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Bowman, I. | CB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Bunny, -. | DT | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Comma, O. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | DeThwilson (R) (C), C. | QB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Edgecomb, P. | FS | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Fast, B. | G | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Ford, A. | FB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Gibson, J. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Harry, H. | CB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Hudgens IV (C), D. | DE | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Jenkins (BOT), E. | G | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Junior, S. | FS | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Mannheim, M. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Matic, A. | TE | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | McDropsen, M. | C | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Nuck, W. | RB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Passarelli, T. | WR | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Shark (R), M. | DE | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Sloth, J. | K | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Steele, F. | LB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Verwae, K. | T | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Wall (C), S. | CB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Who, D. | DT | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Yay, B. | RB | 23 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | $3,000,000 | | | | Cut/Retired Salaries: | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $0 | | Total Salaries: | $78,000,000 | $78,000,000 | $78,000,000 | $78,000,000 | $78,000,000 | $0 | $0 |
| Game Records |
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| Name | Season | Week | Team | Player | Versus | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2061 | 2 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | SaberCats | 62 | | Passing Completions | 2059 | 12 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | Hahalua | 40 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2046 | 9 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | Wraiths | 100 | | Passing Interceptions | 2055 | 2 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | Outlaws | 4 | | Passing Yards | 2063 | 3 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | Outlaws | 430 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | 13 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | Hawks | 5 | | Passing Rating | 2046 | 9 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | Wraiths | 158.3 | | Longest Pass | 2057 | 4 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | Silverbacks | 96 | | Rush Attempts | 2047 | 3 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | Outlaws | 32 | | Rushing Yards | 2054 | 4 | Secondline | Stig, T. | Hahalua | 241 | | Rushing TDs | 2042 | 3 | Secondline | McBotterson, B. | SaberCats | 3 | | Longest Run | 2047 | 14 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | Hahalua | 96 | | Catches | 2042 | 5 | Secondline | Barker, E. | Copperheads | 12 | | Receiving Yards | 2043 | 6 | Secondline | Barker, E. | Silverbacks | 195 | | Receiving TDs | 2050 | 8 | Secondline | Crenshaw, R. | Yeti | 4 | | Longest Catch | 2057 | 4 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | Silverbacks | 96 | | Fumbles | 2043 | 12 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | Copperheads | 3 | | Fumbles Lost | 2061 | 15 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | Silverbacks | 3 | | Interceptions | 2044 | 14 | Secondline | Witten, A. | Otters | 3 | | Interception Return Yards | 2055 | 8 | Secondline | Stig, T. | Yeti | 133 | | Tackles | 2064 | 16 | Secondline | Adebam, A. | Hawks | 15 | | Sacks | 2048 | 9 | Secondline | Jones, V. | Wraiths | 3 | | Forced Fumbles | 2052 | 9 | Secondline | Springer, A. | Brood | 3 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | 3 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | SaberCats | 2 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2052 | 10 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | Silverbacks | 25 | | Defensive TDs | 2057 | 11 | Secondline | Rage, A. | Yeti | 2 | | Punt Return Yards | 2051 | 4 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | Hahalua | 134 | | Punt Return TDs | 2051 | 4 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | Hahalua | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2065 | 8 | Secondline | Passarelli, T. | Hawks | 90 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2057 | 13 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | Copperheads | 186 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2045 | 13 | Secondline | Witten, A. | Silverbacks | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2065 | 10 | Secondline | Edgecomb, P. | Otters | 108 | | FG Attempted | 2060 | 7 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | Hahalua | 7 | | FG Made | 2060 | 7 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | Hahalua | 7 | | Longest FG | 2065 | 12 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | Outlaws | 62 | | XP Attempted | 2053 | 4 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | Hahalua | 8 | | XP Made | 2042 | 3 | Secondline | QB, P. | SaberCats | 7 | | FG Pct | 2042 | 5 | Secondline | QB, P. | Copperheads | 100 | | XP Pct | 2042 | 1 | Secondline | QB, P. | Silverbacks | 100 | | Punt Average | 2042 | 16 | Secondline | QB, P. | Outlaws | 62.2 | | Punt Yards | 2046 | 1 | Secondline | Pete, T. | Hahalua | 529 | | Longest Punt | 2066 | 1 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | SaberCats | 73 | | Tackles For Loss | 2050 | 13 | Secondline | Jones, V. | Outlaws | 4 | | Pancakes | 2054 | 1 | Secondline | T'Chawama, B. | Copperheads | 16 | | Sacks Allowed | 2050 | 12 | Secondline | Beer, M. | Hahalua | 3 |
| Season Records |
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| Name | Season | Team | Player | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 729 | | Passing Completions | 2059 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 461 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 65.5 | | Passing Interceptions | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 25 | | Passing Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 5076 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 37 | | Passing Rating | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 103.9 | | Longest Pass | 2057 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 96 | | Rush Attempts | 2047 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 371 | | Rushing Yards | 2051 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 1624 | | Rushing TDs | 2053 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 16 | | Longest Run | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 96 | | Catches | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 124 | | Receiving Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 1753 | | Receiving TDs | 2043 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 14 | | Longest Catch | 2057 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 96 | | Fumbles | 2058 | Secondline | St. Christmas, A. | 14 | | Fumbles Lost | 2061 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 9 | | Interceptions | 2062 | Secondline | Junior, S. | 8 | | Interception Return Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 205 | | Tackles | 2056 | Secondline | Avenger, S. | 154 | | Sacks | 2062 | Secondline | Adebam, A. | 18 | | Forced Fumbles | 2062 | Secondline | Gibson, J. | 7 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 6 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2055 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 29 | | Defensive TDs | 2062 | Secondline | Junior, S. | 3 | | Punt Return Yards | 2049 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 359 | | Punt Return TDs | 2051 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2065 | Secondline | Passarelli, T. | 90 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 1077 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2045 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2065 | Secondline | Edgecomb, P. | 108 | | FG Attempted | 2065 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 46 | | FG Made | 2065 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 40 | | Longest FG | 2065 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 62 | | XP Attempted | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 53 | | XP Made | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 52 | | FG Pct | 2054 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 96.4 | | XP Pct | 2043 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | Punt Average | 2066 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 49.1 | | Punt Yards | 2050 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 4711 | | Longest Punt | 2066 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 73 | | Tackles For Loss | 2050 | Secondline | Jones, V. | 17 | | Pancakes | 2054 | Secondline | T'Chawama, B. | 136 | | Sacks Allowed | 2059 | Secondline | Fast, B. | 13 |
| Playoff Records |
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| Name | Season | Team | Player | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2054 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 55 | | Passing Completions | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 34 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2064 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 80 | | Passing Interceptions | 2054 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 3 | | Passing Yards | 2054 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 380 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 3 | | Passing Rating | 2044 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 141.1 | | Longest Pass | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 84 | | Rush Attempts | 2062 | Secondline | Crane, K. | 24 | | Rushing Yards | 2063 | Secondline | Crane, K. | 141 | | Rushing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 2 | | Longest Run | 2042 | Secondline | McBotterson, B. | 63 | | Catches | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 10 | | Receiving Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 158 | | Receiving TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Bodenhamer (C), B. | 1 | | Longest Catch | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 84 | | Fumbles | 2049 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 2 | | Fumbles Lost | 2049 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 2 | | Interceptions | 2042 | Secondline | Blaylock, M. | 2 | | Interception Return Yards | 2062 | Secondline | Jor-El, B. | 35 | | Tackles | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 13 | | Sacks | 2054 | Secondline | Ganyu, -. | 3 | | Forced Fumbles | 2042 | Secondline | Blaylock, M. | 1 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | Secondline | Blaylock, M. | 1 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2064 | Secondline | Adebam, A. | 22 | | Defensive TDs | 2054 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 1 | | Punt Return Yards | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 63 | | Punt Return TDs | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2044 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 63 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2044 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 139 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2044 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2044 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 98 | | FG Attempted | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 4 | | FG Made | 2064 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 4 | | Longest FG | 2062 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 56 | | XP Attempted | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 5 | | XP Made | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 5 | | FG Pct | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | XP Pct | 2042 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | Punt Average | 2064 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 55 | | Punt Yards | 2052 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 374 | | Longest Punt | 2063 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 71 | | Tackles For Loss | 2042 | Secondline | Jones, V. | 3 | | Pancakes | 2054 | Secondline | Culman-Kaiser, F. | 14 | | Sacks Allowed | 2044 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 2 |
| Career Records |
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| Name | Season | Team | Player | Record | | Passing Attempts | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 729 | | Passing Completions | 2059 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 461 | | Pass Completion Pct | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 65.5 | | Passing Interceptions | 2056 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 25 | | Passing Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 5076 | | Passing TDs | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 37 | | Passing Rating | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 103.9 | | Longest Pass | 2057 | Secondline | Jones (C), E. | 96 | | Rush Attempts | 2047 | Secondline | Rotchburns, M. | 371 | | Rushing Yards | 2051 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 1624 | | Rushing TDs | 2053 | Secondline | Stig, T. | 16 | | Longest Run | 2047 | Secondline | ReallyInvisible, I. | 96 | | Catches | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 124 | | Receiving Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 1753 | | Receiving TDs | 2043 | Secondline | Barker, E. | 14 | | Longest Catch | 2057 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 96 | | Fumbles | 2058 | Secondline | St. Christmas, A. | 14 | | Fumbles Lost | 2061 | Secondline | Speedings, O. | 9 | | Interceptions | 2062 | Secondline | Junior, S. | 8 | | Interception Return Yards | 2042 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 205 | | Tackles | 2056 | Secondline | Avenger, S. | 154 | | Sacks | 2062 | Secondline | Adebam, A. | 18 | | Forced Fumbles | 2062 | Secondline | Gibson, J. | 7 | | Fumbles Recovered | 2042 | Secondline | Slothlisberger, B. | 6 | | Fumble Return Yards | 2055 | Secondline | Harper II, D. | 29 | | Defensive TDs | 2062 | Secondline | Junior, S. | 3 | | Punt Return Yards | 2049 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 359 | | Punt Return TDs | 2051 | Secondline | Tentacles, S. | 1 | | Longest Punt Return | 2065 | Secondline | Passarelli, T. | 90 | | Kickoff Return Yards | 2056 | Secondline | Poop-Eater Sr., P. | 1077 | | Kickoff Return TDs | 2045 | Secondline | Witten, A. | 1 | | Longest Kickoff Return | 2065 | Secondline | Edgecomb, P. | 108 | | FG Attempted | 2065 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 46 | | FG Made | 2065 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 40 | | Longest FG | 2065 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 62 | | XP Attempted | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 53 | | XP Made | 2053 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 52 | | FG Pct | 2054 | Secondline | Dos Santos, A. | 96.4 | | XP Pct | 2043 | Secondline | QB, P. | 100 | | Punt Average | 2066 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 49.1 | | Punt Yards | 2050 | Secondline | Pete, T. | 4711 | | Longest Punt | 2066 | Secondline | Sloth, J. | 73 | | Tackles For Loss | 2050 | Secondline | Jones, V. | 17 | | Pancakes | 2054 | Secondline | T'Chawama, B. | 136 | | Sacks Allowed | 2059 | Secondline | Fast, B. | 13 |
| Position | Current | Minimum |
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| QB | 1 | 0 | | RB | 2 | 0 | | FB | 1 | 0 | | TE | 1 | 0 | | WR | 2 | 0 | | G | 3 | 0 | | T | 1 | 0 | | C | 1 | 0 | | P | 0 | 0 | | K | 1 | 0 | | DT | 2 | 0 | | DE | 2 | 0 | | LB | 4 | 0 | | CB | 3 | 0 | | SS | 0 | 0 | | FS | 2 | 0 |
| Draft Picks |
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| Season | Round | Team | | 2068 | 1 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2068 | 2 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2068 | 3 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2068 | 4 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2068 | 5 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2068 | 6 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2068 | 7 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2069 | 1 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2069 | 2 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2069 | 3 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2069 | 4 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2069 | 5 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2069 | 6 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2069 | 7 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2070 | 1 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2070 | 2 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2070 | 3 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2070 | 4 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2070 | 5 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2070 | 6 | New Orleans Secondline | | 2070 | 7 | New Orleans Secondline |
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Copperheads
Hahalua
Otters
Outlaws
SaberCats
Secondline
Silverbacks
Brood
Crash
Hawks
Kaiju
Sailfish
Wraiths
Yeti