Game of the Week: Austin Copperheads at Arizona Outlaws

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Arizona Outlaws
This is a very good offense. This may be where we see their true colors.

Mary Moore : Austin Copperheads
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Jim Nox : Austin Copperheads
Head coach Robert Hodges puts them over the top in this game. He is a great offensive mind. He is innovative with his defense. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful. Lots of points scored.

Darren Francis : Austin Copperheads
Do not sleep on this defense.

Who is the best RB? Silverbacks' Speed Hawk or Otters' Joseph Coolio?

'We see a lot of players thinking they are the best at their position', said the Silverbacks RB Speed Hawk. He continued. 'I prefer to look at individual players, and ask myself: Am I better than him?'. 'haha, and then these clowns on the internet think Joseph Coolio is even comparable to me. You pick and drill, and I would gladly show how wrong they are' said the Silverbacks RB. He added: 'Sure, I do not want to be mean, Joseph Coolio is a decent RB, but seriously just look at the tape'.

Week 1: QB Forcing ToOsaka (R) (OSK) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Osaka Kaiju' Forcing ToOsaka (R) threw 2 touchdowns, completing 31 of 49 passes for 319 yards in the Kaiju victory over the Orange County Otters.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for ToOsaka (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 2 touchdown passes this season.

Week 1: LB Scorch von Turbo (CTC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB von Turbo absolutely dominated in the Crash 23-10 game with the Yellowknife Wraiths. He finished with 12 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Kaiju - 31, Otters - 27
Hawks - 13, Brood - 10
Copperheads - 35, Secondline - 6
Crash - 23, Wraiths - 10
Outlaws - 34, Hahalua - 19
Silverbacks - 28, SaberCats - 20
Sailfish - 27, Yeti - 17

Player Release

The Colorado Yeti have released Manhattan Botject (BOT) - C.

Player Release

The Honolulu Hahalua have released Siri Kjellström - LB.

Player Release

The Arizona Outlaws have released Thomas Sutha - LB.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released BigDog Roran (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released BigDog Lego (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released Chicken Hawkey (BOT) - C.

Player Release

The Yellowknife Wraiths have released Bob Kronkowski - TE.

Player Release

The Yellowknife Wraiths have released Maximus Boudreaux - T.

Player Release

The Black Forest Brood have released Lenard McRobinson - QB.

Player Release

The San Jose SaberCats have released Beep Bot (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Cape Town Crash have released Hercules Henry - RB.

Player Release

The Sarasota Sailfish have released Spruce Willis - CB.

Player Release

The Sarasota Sailfish have released Leo Simon Schwartz - DT.

Player Release

The Sarasota Sailfish have released Léopold Roy - WR.

Player Release

The Osaka Kaiju have released Casper Constantine - CB.

Player Release

The Osaka Kaiju have released Russell Jimmies - QB.

Player Release

The Osaka Kaiju have released Joey Battle - LB.

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released Gajeel Redfox - CB.

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released Crasher Wake (R) - LB.

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released Garfield Despacito IV - DE.

Player Release

The Austin Copperheads have released Pitter Patter - WR.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released Anakin Skywalker - FB.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released Chappy McChapperson - FS.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released Huge Yakman - LB.

Player Release

The Baltimore Hawks have released Chicken Hawkey (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Colorado Yeti have released Tim Riggins - WR.

Player Release

The New York Silverbacks have released Trent Thigpen - CB.

Player Release

The Arizona Outlaws have released Garlic Jr. - T.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

ASFC ASFC: Arizona Outlaws with 12 votes (Runner up: Honolulu Hahalua with 4 votes)

NSFC NSFC: Colorado Yeti with 11 votes (Runner up: Yellowknife Wraiths with 9 votes)

Game of the Week: Sarasota Sailfish at Colorado Yeti

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Sarasota Sailfish
In the context of this game, I think a good bet is that Spruce Willis - CB can take over the game. Looking at the Sailfish defense, it is clear that when he shows up, it is always entertaining.

Mary Moore : Colorado Yeti
I see them winning this week, and it will be good for them to break their losing streak. They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Colorado Yeti
For this match up, I cannot help but think that Yeti got to love fielding an offense with Gusztáv Farkas - T. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Darren Francis : Sarasota Sailfish
People tend to underestimate their offense. We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Yeti' Ryama D. Yugo (R) has an opinion on who is the best LB

'We see a lot of players thinking they are the best at their position', said the Yeti LB Ryama D. Yugo (R). He continued. 'I prefer to look at individual players, and ask myself: Am I better than him?'. 'haha, and then these clowns on the internet think Billdozer Dauterive is even comparable to me. You pick and drill, and I would gladly show how wrong they are' said the Yeti LB. He added: 'Sure, I do not want to be mean, Billdozer Dauterive is a decent LB, but seriously just look at the tape'.

LB D'Jasper Probincrux IV (N/A) has retired!

LB D'Jasper Probincrux IV (96 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (43 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:

G Wario Saturday (N/A) has retired!

G Wario Saturday (80 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (OSK) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Osaka Kaiju drafted I I #1 overall in the 2070 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Kaiju general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Osaka Kaiju
Larry Moore: Randall Fletcher - C
A real leader! This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. This is a young man who will bench press a Defensive Tackle, and not a small one! His pass blocking skills is something teams like about him. Reacts quickly and puts himself in a position to make a play. Do not fret. You need him, fans love him. Surefire pick.

Jim Nox: Luis Pugh - DE
His strength is a good platform for him, surely a reason teams like him this high. Is fast enough to get sacks. Is fast enough to contain outside runs. Those are the players you look for at Defensive End. He fills a need for them. Great pick here.

Pick 2: Black Forest Brood
Larry Moore: Luis Pugh - DE
His strength is a good platform for him, surely a reason teams like him this high. Fast enough to get around slower Offensive Tackles. They will be running to the podium for this one.

Jim Nox: Randall Fletcher - C
Every team values leadership, someone to lead by example, this is the guy. This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. In college, he routinely threw defenders off their feet when blocking them. Watch the tape, this kind is strong. He has shown in college he can hold his own in pass blocking. He keeps good leverage and will only get better once the coaches get their hands on him. Reacts quickly and puts himself in a position to make a play. They need playmakers at this position. This is what they are getting here. Solid pick.

Pick 3: Orange County Otters
Larry Moore: Emile Barraza - DE
He was one of the smarter kids in college. It is all about fit here. Is there a guy at a position of need, worthy of a pick this high? The answer, obviously, is 'heck yeah'.

Jim Nox: Emile Barraza - DE
Clever young man as wellThey need him now. Well yesterday actually. They will love him tomorrow. They will revere him by the end of his career.

Pick 4: San Jose SaberCats
Larry Moore: Nathan Gaines - C
His leadership is through the roof. He is on the frontline, always. This kid puts in the work. Amazing strength given his young age. This kid can bench press a minibus. Something that scouts highight is how well he pass blocks. You do not pick him this high if he could not protect the QB. Fans might not be on board with what can be framed as a need pick. But trust me once they see this kid play, they will be more than happy.

Jim Nox: Nathan Gaines - C
A leader on the field and in the locker room. This kid puts in the work. This guy is built like a tank. Displays nice technique when blocking on pass plays. Keeps his balance and buys time for the quarterback. Fans, coaches, and teammates alike will be ecstatic to get him on the team. He fits what they need, he is such a great talent. Everything lines up.

Pick 5: Baltimore Hawks
Larry Moore: David Cobbs - SS
A leader on the field and in the locker room. The ultimate team player. This kind of speed gets you picked early. Teams are looking for players who can cover or chase down runs. This young man can do that. Do not fret. You need him, fans love him. Surefire pick.

Jim Nox: Michael Steffen - LB
Known for showing up early and staying late. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Definitely good strength for a Defensive End. Will shed blocks and occasionally bull rush smaller opponents. Closing speed good enough to get to the Quarterback often. Blue-chip player. Exactly what they look for. Add a young talent to a roster thin at the position, a great fit.

Pick 6: New York Silverbacks
Larry Moore: Michael Steffen - LB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Well liked in the locker room. Strong enough to flatten smaller blockers. And strong enough to not be flattened by the bigger ones. Nice speed for a Defensive End. Enough to keep contain and get sacks. It is not often that the talent available fits perfectly with what you need. When it does, it makes for a win-win situation. This young man is going to be put in a position to succeed.

Jim Nox: Melvin Monaco - LB
People watching his tape often do not notice his speed. It is not something that jumps out at you, but he is pretty fast. They will be running to the podium for this one.

Pick 7: New Orleans Secondline
Larry Moore: Melvin Monaco - LB
You need to stay on him, or he will turn the edge on you. Teams want Defensive Ends that keep Offensive Tackles honest. You need him, just get him already.

Jim Nox: Robert Robins - CB
Coaches are always looking to add more speed to the defensive backfield. This guy has enough to make an impact. He will get a great chance to earn the starting job. He fits what they are looking for. He is a solid player. Cannot go wrong here.

Pick 8: Yellowknife Wraiths
Larry Moore: Willy Francis - SS
This kid puts in the work. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Wraps up well on tackles. Fill a need, get a quality player, everyone wins! He will fit right in with the pros.

Jim Nox: David Cobbs - SS
His leadership is through the roof. He is on the frontline, always. Teammates love him. All he cares about is the team. He helps everyone succeed. Has the speed play any position in the defensive backfield. Love that versatility, it give the defense a lot of options in terms of schemes. The stars align for them to get him here. Just what they need. Blue-chip player with great upside. Hard to botch this pick.

Pick 9: Honolulu Hahalua
Larry Moore: Stephen Hurst - TE
The guy has his head on straight. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Speedy Tight Ends really puts pressure on a defense. I bet this is why coaches love this guy. Take the blue-chip player. Do not worry about sexier picks. He fits what you need and the quality is there.

Jim Nox: Stephen Hurst - TE
The guy has his head on straight. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Straight line speed is really good for a Tight End. He definitely stands out in that regard. It is not often that the talent available fits perfectly with what you need. When it does, it makes for a win-win situation. This young man is going to be put in a position to succeed.

Pick 10: Cape Town Crash
Larry Moore: Robert Robins - CB
Fast enough to play man coverage. Can go toe to toe with most receivers. They will be happy to get him, they could use an upgrade at the position, and he certainly fits the bill. A franchise caliber player. Just what they have been looking for.

Jim Nox: Ralph Appel - CB
Plug a hole in the roster with a great player. That is really what they need to do. This pick does it.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
San Jose SaberCats: G T C WR DE
Orange County Otters: G C WR LB DE
Arizona Outlaws: G C TE WR DE FS SS
New Orleans Secondline: G C CB LB DT
Honolulu Hahalua: G C TE LB DT
Austin Copperheads: G C CB DE
New York Silverbacks: G C TE WR LB DE SS
Colorado Yeti: CB DE
Sarasota Sailfish: G C DE SS
Osaka Kaiju: G T C LB DE
Yellowknife Wraiths: G C DE SS
Baltimore Hawks: G C TE LB DE SS
Cape Town Crash: G C CB DE
Black Forest Brood: G T C CB LB DE FS

Black Forest Brood scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Black Forest Brood have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Baltimore Hawks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Baltimore Hawks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Cape Town Crash scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Cape Town Crash have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Colorado Yeti scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Colorado Yeti have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Sarasota Sailfish scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Sarasota Sailfish have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Osaka Kaiju scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Osaka Kaiju have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Yellowknife Wraiths scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Yellowknife Wraiths have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Honolulu Hahalua scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Honolulu Hahalua have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Austin Copperheads scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Austin Copperheads have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

New York Silverbacks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the New York Silverbacks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Arizona Outlaws scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Arizona Outlaws have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

New Orleans Secondline scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the New Orleans Secondline have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

San Jose SaberCats scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the San Jose SaberCats have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Orange County Otters scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Orange County Otters have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Osaka Kaiju own first overall.

Pick 1: Osaka Kaiju
Pick 2: Black Forest Brood
Pick 3: Orange County Otters
Pick 4: San Jose SaberCats
Pick 5: Baltimore Hawks
Pick 6: New York Silverbacks
Pick 7: New Orleans Secondline
Pick 8: Yellowknife Wraiths
Pick 9: Honolulu Hahalua
Pick 10: Cape Town Crash
Pick 11: Austin Copperheads
Pick 12: Colorado Yeti
Pick 13: Arizona Outlaws
Pick 14: Sarasota Sailfish

Other retirements

QB I I (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (27 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (26 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (21 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Joey Runescape (BOT) (90 ovr) : Career stats: 59 Pancakes
G The Website (BOT) (88 ovr) : Career stats: 60 Pancakes
G Commonly KnownAs (BOT) (82 ovr) : Career stats: 83 Pancakes
G - Goldar (BOT) (81 ovr) : Career stats: 60 Pancakes
G I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Please GoTo (BOT) (93 ovr) : Career stats: 105 Pancakes
T P LANES (BOT) (90 ovr) : Career stats: 95 Pancakes
T Dot Net (BOT) (88 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Pancakes
T Eric Everquest (BOT) (87 ovr) : Career stats: 81 Pancakes
T Rito Revolto (BOT) (86 ovr) : Career stats: 77 Pancakes
T Lord Zedd (BOT) (85 ovr) : Career stats: 106 Pancakes
T Ivan Ivanov (83 ovr) : Career stats: 320 Pancakes
T Raw Cheese McPickle (68 ovr) : Career stats: 341 Pancakes
T I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Jay Who (BOT) (89 ovr) : Career stats: 294 Pancakes
C Gregory Guildwars (BOT) (88 ovr) : Career stats: 81 Pancakes
C I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
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LB I I (59 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Anthony Simmons III (78 ovr) : Career stats: 108 Tck, 2 Sck
DT I I (49 ovr) : Career stats:
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DE Bacon Morales (65 ovr) : Career stats: 37 Tck, 1 Sck
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K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (30 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

T Waldo Warcraft (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Waldo Warcraft (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 114 Pancakes

RB Swamp Maiden (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Swamp Maiden has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 846 att, 3567 yds, 34 TD, 89 rec, 758 yds, 4 TD

DE Rick Van Vale (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Rick Van Vale has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 3 Sck

WR Oliver Tolliver (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Oliver Tolliver has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 838 rec, 9509 yds, 51 TD

G Eldroh Kove (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Eldroh Kove has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 426 Pancakes

LB Maxwell Jacob Friedman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Maxwell Jacob Friedman has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1491 Tck, 130 Sck, 13 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 41 FF, 14 FR

WR Lloyd Bannings (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Lloyd Bannings has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 101 rec, 1080 yds, 6 TD

WR Diego López de Castilla (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Diego López de Castilla has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 404 rec, 4903 yds, 39 TD

LB Federico Americano (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Federico Americano has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 865 Tck, 73 Sck, 5 Int, 3 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 24 FF, 8 FR

C Tunkha Danstrol (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Tunkha Danstrol has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 587 Pancakes

LB Narl Hecklenburg (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Narl Hecklenburg has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 539 Tck, 28 Sck, 7 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 14 FF, 6 FR

WR Imma Sabercat (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Imma Sabercat has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 174 rec, 2186 yds, 13 TD

C Tha Thu Craicte (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Tha Thu Craicte has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 314 Pancakes

LB DJ Maclean (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB DJ Maclean has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1093 Tck, 126 Sck, 9 Int, 3 Def TD, 31 FF, 15 FR

CB Brooks Piggott (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Brooks Piggott has retired after 17 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 873 Tck, 4 Sck, 23 Int, 7 Def TD, 16 FF, 7 FR

CB Bell Peepo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bell Peepo has retired after 13 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 373 Tck, 3 Sck, 6 Int, 11 FF, 4 FR

SS Mary Marie (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Mary Marie has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 730 Tck, 40 Sck, 10 Int, 4 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 12 FF, 7 FR

DT Jason Steele (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Jason Steele has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 430 Tck, 73 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 20 FF, 11 FR

CB Sticky Hands (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sticky Hands has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 398 Tck, 33 Sck, 9 Int, 3 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 3 FR

K Bob Kickerson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Bob Kickerson has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 254/323 FG

QB Dexter Morgan (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Dexter Morgan has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 309/514, 3487 yds, 19 TD

T Aaron Jäger (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Aaron Jäger has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 503 Pancakes

RB Kyle Crane (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kyle Crane has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2483 att, 10940 yds, 85 TD, 590 rec, 4988 yds, 24 TD

C Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr. has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 675 Pancakes

CB Benjamin Duvernay (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Benjamin Duvernay has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 774 Tck, 13 Sck, 24 Int, 5 Def TD, 16 FF, 7 FR

DT Sonny Johnson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Sonny Johnson has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 313 Tck, 18 Sck, 3 FF, 3 FR

DE Clint Mustache (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Clint Mustache has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 452 Tck, 86 Sck, 1 Def TD, 2 Sfty, 20 FF, 11 FR

QB Wolfie McDummy Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Wolfie McDummy Jr. has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3740/5966, 41193 yds, 270 TD

LB Crazy Tomato (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Crazy Tomato has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 456 Tck, 40 Sck, 6 Int, 11 FF, 3 FR

DT Lionel Scrimmage (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Lionel Scrimmage has retired after 16 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 505 Tck, 85 Sck, 3 Sfty, 17 FF, 6 FR

WR Chopper Donquixote (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Chopper Donquixote has retired after 10 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 394 rec, 5164 yds, 33 TD

CB Kadarius Claypool II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Kadarius Claypool II has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 854 Tck, 8 Sck, 33 Int, 6 Def TD, 11 FF, 5 FR

TE Secret Squirrel (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Secret Squirrel has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 178 rec, 1315 yds, 6 TD

FS Brian Vincent-Vega (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Brian Vincent-Vega has retired after 15 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 450 Tck, 34 Sck, 27 Int, 6 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 8 FF, 7 FR

WR Shane Turnbull (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Shane Turnbull has retired after 18 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1000 rec, 11455 yds, 101 TD

G Jay Cubed (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Jay Cubed (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 614 Pancakes

CB Chaos Vert (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Chaos Vert has retired after 14 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 509 Tck, 13 Sck, 14 Int, 1 Def TD, 12 FF, 9 FR

QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva has retired after 12 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2032/3351, 22263 yds, 153 TD

C ImnotA Bot (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C ImnotA Bot (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1490 Pancakes

T Lotion Ocean (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Lotion Ocean (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 566 Pancakes