Week 14: DE Will Stern (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Stern absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 35-3 game with the Indonesian Garudas. He finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck.

Week 14: RB Noah Johns (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Johns's 16 att, 165 yds, 2 TD, 5 rec, 75 yds, 0 TD performance against the London Royals. Johns from Eastern Washington was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

Johns now has 1016 Rushing Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Aviators - 36, Eagles - 16
Coyotes - 35, Garudas - 3
Grey Ducks - 23, Luchadores - 18
Birddogs - 41, Royals - 27

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Indonesian Garudas

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I think a good bet is that Amabacus Fitted - DE is the kind of player who gives offensive coordinators nightmares. Easy prediction.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
This is a very good offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 39. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 287.3! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 32. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 184.7! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 43.4! I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
This may be where we see their true colors.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Looking at how the teams match up, I know it is not trendy, but I think that you cannot keep Jaycee Higgins (R) (C) - WR down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play. But it will be a close game.

Meet media's new darling: Rex Crenshaw - TE.

A person in the Luchadores' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Rex Crenshaw - TE. Rex Crenshaw is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The TE was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 13: RB Yaji Robe (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Robe's 16 att, 139 yds, 3 TD performance against the Angola Aviators. Robe from Wisconsin was selected in round 0, 2 years ago.

Robe now has 1048 Rushing Yards and 20 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 13: CB Owen Reed (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Reed's ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 37-24 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Owen has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 13

Eagles - 24, Garudas - 21
Coyotes - 42, Aviators - 3
Grey Ducks - 37, Luchadores - 24
Birddogs - 24, Royals - 7

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Angola Aviators

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
This is a very good defense. They are 1st in sacks with 45. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 10. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 173.6 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 72.4 yards per game. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
This is just going by my intuition. They win big.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Look for them to continue their winstreak.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Big boys shows the way in Tijuana.

The big boys from Luchadores are smashing people with their line surge this year. They’ve given up only 7 sacks in 12 games while collecting 315 pancakes.

Top receiver trio?

The Grey Ducks trio of Vincent Sharpei Jr. - WR, Mason Malone - WR and Rodka Raskolnikov (R) - WR are currently the leading trio of pass catchers in the league, with 3444 receiving yards between the three.

Punches thrown in Minnesota!

An individual with connections in the Grey Ducks' locker room says that the Grey Ducks locker room is fractioning. In particular two players have been on collision course according to an anonymous player on the team who said: 'I do not know what is up with LaCarpetron Dukemarriot (C) and Duck Awntop. They have been going at it for a while now. The rest of us are worried.'. Coaches came running onto the turf earlier this week in training when Duck Awntop - DE alledgedly shoved LaCarpetron Dukemarriot (C) - LB to the ground. This led LaCarpetron Dukemarriot (C) - LB to embark on an explicit-laden tirade. Eventually, Dukemarriot (C) had to be taken into the locker room by the coaches.'.

Week 12: DE Ioe Torrent (C) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Torrent (C) absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 29-12 game with the London Royals. He finished with 1 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Week 12: QB Kazimir Oles Jr (C) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Kazimir Oles Jr (C) threw 5 touchdowns, completing 25 of 32 passes for 413 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Tijuana Luchadores.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Oles Jr (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 31 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Garudas - 17, Aviators - 13
Coyotes - 34, Eagles - 9
Grey Ducks - 52, Luchadores - 27
Birddogs - 29, Royals - 12

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tacoma Eagles

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
You got to like this defense. They are 1st in sacks with 42. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 10.1. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 172.7 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 73.2 yards per game. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Mary Moore : Tacoma Eagles
In the context of this game, I think a good bet is that the defense will need to contain a player like Eagle Bald(BOT) - QB. Expect him to show up in a big way. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Their offense will step up this game. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 34. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 285.4! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 27. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 182.9! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 44.4!

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I am sure head coach Maurice Fuchs has something up his sleeve for this game. He is preparation and gameplanning is great. Believe me.

Defense dominates in Kansas City.

The Coyotes defensive front is slashing opposing offenses so far this season with a total of 22 sacks, 7 forced fumbles and 115 tackles in 11 games.

Week 11: WR Jaycee Higgins (R) (C) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Higgins (R) (C)'s 6 rec, 112 yds, 2 TD effort led the way for the Kansas City Coyotes. His 112 receiving yards bring his season total to 1195 yards with 17 touchdowns on the season.

Week 11: LB Brooks Bane (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Bane absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 30-10 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Aviators - 24, Garudas - 20
Coyotes - 34, Eagles - 0
Grey Ducks - 30, Luchadores - 10
Birddogs - 37, Royals - 27

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tacoma Eagles

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
Their win streak will not be broken in this game.

Mary Moore : Tacoma Eagles
The Eagles are the real deal.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Week 10: FS Steven Snow (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Snow's ball hawking ability was on display in the Birddogs 31-16 game with the London Royals. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

"Steven has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Birddogs Defensive Coordinator

Week 10: RB Lot Smith VIII (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Smith VIII (R)'s 15 att, 180 yds, 0 TD performance against the Angola Aviators. Smith VIII (R) from Brigham Young University was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Smith VIII (R) now has 887 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Eagles - 41, Garudas - 20
Coyotes - 43, Aviators - 27
Grey Ducks - 28, Luchadores - 21
Birddogs - 31, Royals - 16

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Angola Aviators

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Angola Aviators
They might even win with three touchdowns.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
I may be biased here, but I think the Coyotes are obviously the better team.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
I really like their defense. They are 1st in sacks with 37. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 9.3. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 160.9 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 65.8 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 6. They are 1st in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles. They will rack up a lot of points.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I am certain that Amabacus Fitted will be dominant here. The young DE is going to destroy the offense.

Top receiver trio?

The Grey Ducks trio of Mason Malone - WR, Vincent Sharpei Jr. - WR and Rodka Raskolnikov (R) - WR are currently the leading trio of pass catchers in the league, with 2556 receiving yards between the three.

Big boys shows the way in Minnesota.

The offensive line from Grey Ducks are totally crushing opponents this year. They’ve given up only 8 sacks in 9 games while collecting 232 pancakes.

Week 9: QB Carter Knight (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Kansas City Coyotes' Carter Knight (R) threw 5 touchdowns, completing 21 of 28 passes for 325 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Indonesian Garudas.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Knight (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 27 touchdown passes this season.

Week 9: FS Steven Snow (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Snow's ball hawking ability was on display in the Birddogs 37-9 game with the London Royals. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Steven has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Birddogs Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 9

Aviators - 31, Eagles - 28
Coyotes - 57, Garudas - 3
Luchadores - 25, Grey Ducks - 21
Birddogs - 37, Royals - 9

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Indonesian Garudas

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Indonesian Garudas
This is a very good defense. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 26.5. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 218.1 per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 8. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
For this match up, I cannot help but think that Martin Thacker - SS is a guy who will carry the game. I think he will do so this week as well.

Jim Nox : Indonesian Garudas
They might even win with three touchdowns.

Darren Francis : Indonesian Garudas
I love what they are doing in Indonesian coaching-wise. Head coach Curtis Roach is a major reason they will win this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Week 8: SS Amari Springer (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

SS Amari Springer (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Springer (R) finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF.

Week 8: RB John Huntsman (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Huntsman's 17 att, 152 yds, 3 TD performance against the Tijuana Luchadores. Huntsman from New Wave Academy was selected in round 0, 3 years ago.

Huntsman now has 702 Rushing Yards and 12 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Aviators - 27, Garudas - 10
Coyotes - 49, Eagles - 24
Grey Ducks - 41, Luchadores - 31
Royals - 24, Birddogs - 17

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tacoma Eagles

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tacoma Eagles
Of course the Eagles win. Have you been living under a rock?

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
In the context of this game, I facy that Jaycee Higgins (R) (C) - WR is the kind of player you just cannot contain for a whole game.

Jim Nox : Tacoma Eagles
I really think their defense will make the difference. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 202.4 per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 5. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in forced fumbles. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
They will put up a lot of points.

Defense dominates in Kansas City.

The Coyotes defensive line is slashing opponents so far this season with a total of 15 sacks, 6 forced fumbles and 75 tackles in 7 games.

London Royals take home the upset victory!

The London Royals surprises everyone with an unlikely road win against Dallas Birddogs.
The Birddogs never manage to take control of the game, while the Royals kept grinding and drove the victory home. The Birddogs players had expected an easy victory, and this will be a bitter loss and a tough blow to the self-respect of the program. Meanwhile the Royals fans are ecstatic and are already entertaining thoughts about a cinderella future.

Week 7: QB Kazimir Oles Jr (C) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Kazimir Oles Jr (C) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 20 of 34 passes for 314 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Tijuana Luchadores.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 3 for Oles Jr (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 17 touchdown passes this season.

Week 7: LB Sam Squanch (C) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Sam Squanch (C) of the London Royals has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Squanch (C) finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Garudas - 30, Eagles - 10
Coyotes - 45, Aviators - 21
Grey Ducks - 41, Luchadores - 28
Royals - 31, Birddogs - 20

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Angola Aviators

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Angola Aviators
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
I see them winning again this week. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Angola Aviators
Looking at how the teams match up, it is likely that the offense will struggle to counter Dexter Baxter(BOT) - LB. Watch out for him.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, my opinion is that Martin Thacker - SS will dominate the offense. This is going to be great to watch. When they win here, people will take notice.

Holt optimistic despite Royals loss.

Clifford Holt pointed no fingers and saw the upside to the Royals loss. Clifford Holt - DE was upbeat in his assessment after the Dallas lost a close game to the Holt. 'We learned a lot. We showed a lot. There is reason for optimism. We are very close, and we keep building every week. Do not switch channels, we will be with you shortly.', Dallas said smiling confidently.

Week 6: RB Jax Baker (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 6's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Jax Baker. His 15 att, 113 yds, 3 TD, 4 rec, 51 yds, 0 TD performance stood out in the 47 to 7 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former UNLV gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 303 Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 6: CB Hououin Kyouma (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Kyouma's ball hawking ability was on display in the Birddogs 47-7 game with the London Royals. He finished with 9 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

"Hououin has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Birddogs Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 6

Eagles - 35, Aviators - 32
Coyotes - 34, Garudas - 3
Luchadores - 42, Grey Ducks - 35
Birddogs - 47, Royals - 7

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Indonesian Garudas

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
In the context of this game, it seems obvious that you cannot keep Prof. Godfrey Gravity - DT down for an entire game. Eventually he will come out of the blue and make a big play.

Mary Moore : Indonesian Garudas
The Garudas are a much better team than everyone thinks There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
This will really be a statement win.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
For this match up, I think that Carter Knight (R) - QB will be a key figure in this game. The Coyotes offense relies on him. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

London Royals take home the upset victory!

The London Royals fans are celebrating after the Royals took down the Dallas Birddogs.
In a fantastic effort the Royals brought home the win against a superior opponent. The supporters of the Royals are taking the victory as evidence that the team is only a couple of seasons away from being a top program, if they can keep progressing and developing their program.

Week 5: RB Kawai Kanbaru-Bartok (ANG) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Kanbaru-Bartok's 35 att, 193 yds, 2 TD performance against the Indonesian Garudas. Kanbaru-Bartok from University of Wisconsin- Madison was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Kanbaru-Bartok now has 577 Rushing Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: CB Ethan Williamson (ANG) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Williamson's ball hawking ability was on display in the Aviators 41-24 game with the Indonesian Garudas. He finished with 3 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Ethan has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Aviators Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 5

Aviators - 41, Garudas - 24
Coyotes - 44, Eagles - 3
Luchadores - 23, Grey Ducks - 21
Royals - 23, Birddogs - 17

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tacoma Eagles

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
They will put up a lot of points.

Mary Moore : Tacoma Eagles
When you consider the two rosters, there is no way around that Eagle Bald(BOT) - QB is a guy who will determine the result of the game. He supersharges their offense. Can't lose.

Jim Nox : Tacoma Eagles
Looking at the two rosters, it is likely that Clyde Sanderson is going to have a field day. He is among the better FS's in the league. He will have a great day and be critical in this game. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I have a lot of respect for head coach Maurice Fuchs. He is doing great things in Kansas City. He preperation is impeccable. It might be a high scoring game.

Clifford Holt takes aim at the Royals.

Clifford Holt was not happy in an interview after the Royals lost to the Royals. 'I think we were the best team on the field. You know, the Royals can point to the result all they want, but they did not deserve to win this.

Week 4: FS Yondu Yorukan (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Yorukan's ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 45-0 game with the Angola Aviators. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FR.

"Yondu has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Week 4: QB Carter Knight (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Kansas City Coyotes' Carter Knight (R) threw 5 touchdowns, completing 21 of 29 passes for 338 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Angola Aviators.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Knight (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 14 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Garudas - 27, Eagles - 17
Coyotes - 45, Aviators - 0
Grey Ducks - 48, Luchadores - 24
Birddogs - 22, Royals - 13

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Angola Aviators

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Angola Aviators
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Aviators are overhyped. They are who we thought they were.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
They will win again this week. It might be a high scoring game.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
This is a very good defense. They are 1st in sacks with 14. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 10. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 164.7 per game. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 64.3 yards per game. They are 5th in interceptions with 1. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Maurice Fuchs does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful.

Winning pleases everyone.

Luchadores fans are ecstatic this week after their team shellacked the Grey Ducks. Robin Wesley said of his team, ‘We game them hell, just like we wanted to.’

Week 3: RB Kawai Kanbaru-Bartok (ANG) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 3's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Kawai Kanbaru-Bartok. His 30 att, 164 yds, 5 TD performance stood out in the 35 to 19 victory for the Angola Aviators.

The former University of Wisconsin- Madison gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 344 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 3: CB Doc Holliday (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Holliday (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Luchadores 42-23 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Doc has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Luchadores Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 3

Aviators - 35, Eagles - 19
Coyotes - 44, Garudas - 10
Luchadores - 42, Grey Ducks - 23
Birddogs - 47, Royals - 0

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Indonesian Garudas

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Indonesian Garudas
Just win baby.

Jim Nox : Indonesian Garudas
Of course the Garudas win. Have you been living under a rock? This will be a very entertaining game.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
I really like their defense.

Waite media buzz

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Caleb Waite - DT. The media presense of Caleb Waite - DT is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Aviators are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Waite to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Aviators.

Week 2: QB Carter Knight (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Kansas City Coyotes' Carter Knight (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 22 of 28 passes for 331 yards in the Coyotes victory over the Tacoma Eagles.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Knight (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 7 touchdown passes this season.

Week 2: LB DeCarr Rek (R) (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Rek (R) absolutely dominated in the Coyotes 45-7 game with the Tacoma Eagles. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Garudas - 21, Aviators - 12
Coyotes - 45, Eagles - 7
Grey Ducks - 23, Luchadores - 15
Birddogs - 21, Royals - 17

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Tacoma Eagles

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tacoma Eagles
For this game, it seems clear that the key is whether they can contain Cole Deviney - RB. If not, he will destroy them. Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
The Coyotes are the real deal.

Jim Nox : Tacoma Eagles
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Shipley has them prepared for this game. He is doing some clever things with his defense.

Darren Francis : Tacoma Eagles
Look for them to build on their last win.

Week 1: QB Eagle Bald(BOT) (TAC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tacoma Eagles quarterback Eagle Bald(BOT) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Eagles defeated the Indonesian Garudas, 27 to 22. Bald(BOT) did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 26 of 38 passes for 409 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 4 to 2, and a passer rating of 117.1.

Week 1: LB Bill de La T. Dauterive (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Bill de La T. Dauterive of the Kansas City Coyotes has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. de La T. Dauterive finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Eagles - 27, Garudas - 22
Coyotes - 48, Aviators - 13
Grey Ducks - 28, Luchadores - 24
Birddogs - 27, Royals - 10

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 13 votes (Runner up: London Royals with 7 votes)

South South: Dallas Birddogs with 9 votes (Runner up: Tijuana Luchadores with 7 votes)

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams. It might be a high scoring game.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Head coach Brandon Pena does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This is a high powered offense.

G Keane Lover (N/A) has retired!

G Keane Lover (73 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

DT Beefcake Johnson (N/A) has retired!

DT Beefcake Johnson (74 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR I I
WR Saba Donut Sr. (BOT)
WR Usain Bolt (BOT)
WR AJ Tirrell (R)
WR John Silver (BOT)
WR Jack Sparrow (BOT)
LB Immanuel Botstone (BOT)
LB BestGM Hordle (BOT)
LB - Blackbeard (BOT)
LB Jared Crowe (R)
LB Teddy Murphy (R)

SS Rick Nakamura (LON) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The London Royals drafted Rick Nakamura #1 overall in the 2046 draft. The 6' 0" SS fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Royals general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," Nakamura said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: London Royals
Larry Moore: Rick Nakamura - SS
On tape you clearly see that he is a good tackler. They need him now. Well yesterday actually. They will love him tomorrow. They will revere him by the end of his career.

Jim Nox: Rick Nakamura - SS
Scouts like how well he tackles. He addresses a need for them.

Pick 2: Indonesian Garudas
Larry Moore: Martin Thacker - SS
Coaches like his instincts. Might not be what fans want, but there is a reason people are getting paid to make these decisions. This is a rock solid pick, and he fits what they are looking for. Fans will come around quickly once they see him play.

Jim Nox: Martin Thacker - SS
Quickly discerns the field, and where to go to to make a play. This guy is available. This guy fills a need. They have to take him. It makes so much sense.

Pick 3: Angola Aviators
Larry Moore: Steven Snow - FS
Tackles low and with good technique. Plays with great insticts. They gotta be happy to get this guy. Such a talent and he fits their needs. I would imagine the war room is celebrating when they make this pick.

Jim Nox: Steven Snow - FS
Pretty good tackling fundamentals. That is something coaches love. Coaches love how coachable he is. He fills a need for them. They will be happy to get him.

Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: Jaime Peterson - SS
Are there other guys worth picking here? Sure, but none of them fit this well with what they need, and he is a solid talent.

Jim Nox: Jaime Peterson - SS
He fills a hole at the position. Blue-chip player. Will fit right in and start right away. Love it.

Pick 5: Tacoma Eagles
Larry Moore: Elmo Beaulieu - DT
His strength gives him a chance against the big boys in the pros. Good speed for a Defensive Tackle. He should get sacks. And you know who likes sacks? Everyone! Well, except offenses. Hits ballcarriers low, taking no chances. Once this kid gets in the building, they will be set at this position for years.

Jim Nox: Elmo Beaulieu - DT
Powerful enough to shed blocks and free himself up to make plays in the running game. Has never been known for his speed. But he is pretty fast, and definitely fast enough to harass Quarterbacks up the middle. Reliable tackler. They should not be afraid to fill a need here. He will start day one. Quality pick right here.

Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: Danny Harrison - CB
He fills a hole at the position. Blue-chip player. Will fit right in and start right away. Love it.

Jim Nox: Danny Harrison - CB
The stars align for them to get him here. Just what they need. Blue-chip player with great upside. Hard to botch this pick.

Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: Raphael Rodriguez - CB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Do not be afraid to draft a position of need here. This kid is well worthy of a pick this early. Perfect situation for him, and great fit for the team.

Jim Nox: Raphael Rodriguez - CB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Plug a hole in the roster with a great player. That is really what they need to do. This pick does it.

Pick 8: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: Brent Franklin - TE
Has legit speed to threaten on deeper routes. They should not be afraid to fill a need here. He will start day one. Quality pick right here.

Jim Nox: Brent Franklin - TE
This kid has wide receiver like speed. That makes him a factor in the passing game. He will get a great chance to earn the starting job. He fits what they are looking for. He is a solid player. Cannot go wrong here.

Pick 9: London Royals
Larry Moore: Clifford Holt - DE
You will see him make a lot of tackles. He fills a need for them. They will be happy to get him.

Jim Nox: Clifford Holt - DE
Consistent tackler. He can do what they want. He will deliver results early. He fits a need. End of story.

Pick 10: Indonesian Garudas
Larry Moore: Derek Belanger - TE
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Hard to pass on a player of this caliber.

Jim Nox: Gerry Escalante - T
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. The guy has gets along with everyone. This is a guy who is already a pretty good blocker in the run game. Plays with intelligence. Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: WR SS
London Royals: LB DE SS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: G TE LB
Tacoma Eagles: DT FS
Angola Aviators: LB FS
Dallas Birddogs: CB SS
Indonesian Garudas: LB SS
Tijuana Luchadores: CB LB

Draft Order: London Royals own first overall.

Pick 1: London Royals
Pick 2: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 5: Portland Pythons
Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 8: Minnesota Grey Ducks

Other retirements

QB I I (63 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Sal Shaw (R) (60 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB John Jonhnson (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Ace Savage (60 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Dante King (48 ovr) : Career stats: 15 att, 69 yds, 0 TD
RB Jay Cue Jr. (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB LeBron Brady Jr. (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB f r(BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 18 att, 25 yds, 0 TD, 6 rec, 21 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (29 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (24 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Flash Delacour (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Pancakes
G Kayanher Crayagh (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
G Mister Fridge (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Pancakes
G I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G R. I.P.DaxFrost(BOT) (35 ovr) : Career stats: 29 Pancakes
G Sheep Cannon(BOT) (35 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Pancakes
T Sir Peter Jackson (51 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
T Keane Lover (48 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Pancakes
T I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Kenzie Cupz (45 ovr) : Career stats: 21 Pancakes
T Chuck Hamel (44 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
T Alexander Frogman (43 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Gonewild Johnson(BOT) (37 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Pancakes
C I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C El Heffie(BOT) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 12 Pancakes
C I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE Travis Scott (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Bender Rodriguez (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 15 rec, 97 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Phillip Weaver (45 ovr) : Career stats: 6 rec, 35 yds, 0 TD
TE Chevvy Bronko (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Gronku Muerto (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Beau Novak (43 ovr) : Career stats: 4 rec, 28 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Julian Jurevicius (56 ovr) : Career stats: 41 rec, 321 yds, 2 TD
WR Jacky Rockman (48 ovr) : Career stats: 3 rec, 27 yds, 0 TD
WR Quinton Crash (44 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 25 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Elijah Torres (54 ovr) : Career stats: 13 Tck, 1 FF
CB Widden Pallets (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 57 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR
CB Guy Gibson (45 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck
CB Anubis J. Williams II (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck
LB Chet Larson (62 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Boo Tee (48 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF
LB Paulie Walnuts (GM) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Tck
LB Bot Mandos (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Blake 'BJ' Faux Jr. (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Crocodile Dundee(BOT) (36 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
DT Candice D. Fitinyomouf (69 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck
DT Daquan Madison (62 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck, 2 Sck
DT David Ramczyk (R) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 62 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Bass Bradley (BOT) (57 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Bot Manwe (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Goat Bot(BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (36 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (34 ovr) : Career stats:
DE JR Reigns (53 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 1 Sck
DE LeBron Brady Jr. (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Logan Anderson (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 15 Tck, 1 FF
DE Malik F. Doom (46 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck
DE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (40 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (40 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Darius Severance (42 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Tck
SS I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Joey McCarty (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Joey McCarty (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (30 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

RB Big Chungus (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Big Chungus has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 245 att, 1093 yds, 8 TD

WR Alex Reed (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Alex Reed has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 rec, 665 yds, 5 TD

C Steve Irwin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Steve Irwin (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Pancakes

DE Nicholas TheBad(BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Nicholas TheBad(BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF

CB HeHateMe PickSix II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB HeHateMe PickSix II has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

DT Jake Hayes (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Jake Hayes (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Tck, 5 FF

K Beo Loomfield(BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Beo Loomfield(BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19/27 FG

G Trogdor Gumbawumba (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Trogdor Gumbawumba (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

WR Chunt The Badger (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Chunt The Badger (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 111 rec, 1405 yds, 10 TD

FB Ango Gobloggian (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Ango Gobloggian (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD

C Cee Shanty (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Cee Shanty (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 Pancakes

G Yeet Yoot (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Yeet Yoot (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

T Duncan Donuts (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Duncan Donuts has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Pancakes

TE Borgo San Lorenzo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Borgo San Lorenzo has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 rec, 711 yds, 3 TD

DT Monkey D. Luffy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Monkey D. Luffy has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Tck

SS Lionel Rumper (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Lionel Rumper has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

T Bork Rowlf (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Bork Rowlf (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

RB Xander Creed (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Xander Creed has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 245 att, 1196 yds, 6 TD, 17 rec, 127 yds, 0 TD

CB Jason Bradshaw (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Jason Bradshaw has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR

DT Wannabe Happy (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Wannabe Happy (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 8 Tck

WR Luke Quick (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Luke Quick (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 rec, 1126 yds, 6 TD

RB Busch Goose (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Busch Goose (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 139 att, 594 yds, 6 TD, 22 rec, 295 yds, 0 TD

DT Will Smyth (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Will Smyth has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

C Bjørn Borg (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bjørn Borg (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

C Tua Isabust (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Tua Isabust (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

G Brando Isabelter (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Brando Isabelter (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Pancakes

DE Taco Bell (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Taco Bell (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 Tck

DE Blake Bosworth (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Blake Bosworth has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

FS Kaworu Nagisa (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Kaworu Nagisa (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

K Armando Galarraga (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Armando Galarraga has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25/33 FG

LB Butteron Thebread (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Butteron Thebread (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

C Melly Eatscrayons (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Melly Eatscrayons (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Pancakes

TE Michelle Franchet (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Michelle Franchet (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 rec, 60 yds, 0 TD

LB Rean Schwarzer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Rean Schwarzer (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18 Tck

WR Tsuyu Asui (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tsuyu Asui has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 rec, 840 yds, 5 TD

TE Makoa Mahi'ai (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Makoa Mahi'ai (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 rec, 282 yds, 3 TD

WR Tugg Speedboat (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tugg Speedboat (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19 rec, 192 yds, 1 TD

C Herr Bananenkatze (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Herr Bananenkatze (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 Pancakes

C Catano Plat (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Catano Plat (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 53 Pancakes

T Banana Gato (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Banana Gato (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Pancakes

DT Marlon Brando (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Marlon Brando has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Tck, 1 Sck

DE Zane Cruz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Zane Cruz has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck, 5 Sck

LB Juandrew Domison (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Juandrew Domison (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

SS Spencer Fields (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Spencer Fields (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF

LB Logan Sarrasin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Logan Sarrasin has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF

FS Caven McRae (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Caven McRae has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF

CB Gavin Leclerc (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Gavin Leclerc has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

RB Madison Hayes (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Madison Hayes has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 281 att, 1222 yds, 9 TD, 48 rec, 316 yds, 0 TD

QB Ryan Negs (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Ryan Negs has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 232/384, 2310 yds, 13 TD

WR Mike Hunt (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mike Hunt has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 80 rec, 1033 yds, 7 TD

WR Jalen Washington (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jalen Washington has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 rec, 330 yds, 3 TD

G Konnor Krayg (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Konnor Krayg (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

C Connor Craig (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Connor Craig (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

C Cawnah Kraig (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Cawnah Kraig (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

T K'Nor Krayg (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T K'Nor Krayg (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

DE Andrew Warthol (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Andrew Warthol (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 1 FR

CB James Gath (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB James Gath has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 93 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 1 FR

LB Frostsux Le'Map (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Frostsux Le'Map (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

WR Joseph Radetzky (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Joseph Radetzky has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 rec, 1198 yds, 6 TD

CB Tyron Shields Jr. (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tyron Shields Jr. (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 10 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

WR Lalo Salamanca (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Lalo Salamanca has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 77 rec, 1122 yds, 5 TD

T Mr Poop (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Mr Poop has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Pancakes

WR Sam the Onion Man (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Sam the Onion Man has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 rec, 572 yds, 1 TD

DE Bean Beanman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Bean Beanman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 17 Sck, 4 FF, 1 FR

FS SparkySparky Boom-man (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS SparkySparky Boom-man has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 78 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FR

K Thelonius Junk (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Thelonius Junk has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11/11 FG

TE Shane Benjamin (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Shane Benjamin has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 rec, 382 yds, 0 TD

RB Giovanni Bianchi (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Giovanni Bianchi has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 206 att, 1010 yds, 14 TD, 15 rec, 122 yds, 1 TD

LB Donald McBobby (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Donald McBobby has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

C Stumpy Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Stumpy Jones has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 Pancakes

LB Kevin Morrison (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Kevin Morrison has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Kita Chiasa (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Kita Chiasa has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF

SS Evan Jones (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Evan Jones has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Ty Tyson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ty Tyson has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int

CB Lawrence Miller (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Lawrence Miller has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 86 Tck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 1 FR

RB Preston Parker (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Preston Parker has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 177 att, 728 yds, 4 TD, 15 rec, 155 yds, 1 TD

DT Adam MerBOT (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Adam MerBOT (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66 Tck, 1 FF

TE Rob Banks (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Rob Banks (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 rec, 68 yds, 0 TD

LB Maverick BOTie (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Maverick BOTie (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Blk FG, 3 FF

SS Jonathan Shuffleboard (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Jonathan Shuffleboard has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Buck Nekkid (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Buck Nekkid has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 Tck, 6 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF

CB Juno Hu (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Juno Hu (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 4 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF

K Jean-Jacques Leroy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jean-Jacques Leroy has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3/5 FG

K Bot Bilbo (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Bot Bilbo (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15/26 FG

TE Vilhjálmur Kueblerson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Vilhjálmur Kueblerson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 rec, 344 yds, 1 TD

K Rotor Wash (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Rotor Wash has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11/18 FG