Week 14: LB Koa Bot8 (HKK) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Koa Bot8 of the Hunomkau Koa has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bot8 finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sfty.

Week 14: QB Ole Nessie (BOT) (LOC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Loch Ness Monsters' Ole Nessie (BOT) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 18 of 37 passes for 178 yards in the Monsters victory over the Olympus Lightning.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Nessie (BOT), has seen some impressive numbers including 17 touchdown passes this season.

Fight breaks out at the Chupacabras' facility.

It has been spilling into the field in Chupacabras. It is clear that coaches are struggling to contain the tensions in the Chupacabras' locker room. It is constant work to prevent conflicts. Recently, in training, shoving turned into punching, and coaches had to separate Deuce Dawkins - TE and Lucas McCron - WR. The Chupacabras have yet to comment on the situation.'.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Monsters - 21, Lightning - 13
Koa - 15, Moth Men - 12
Chupacabras - 16, Drengr - 0
Serpents - 13, Devils - 10

Game of the Week: Chihuahua Chupacabras at Asgard Drengr

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Chihuahua Chupacabras
In this game, everyone agrees that Jahiem Lopez-Mason - CB is a guy to keep an eye on. He is putting up a solid season. He will run wild in this game unless the offense gameplans for him. This should be some good football.

Mary Moore : Chihuahua Chupacabras
For this match up, I think that Jack R. - RB is a key cog in the offensive machinery of the Chupacabras. Should be interesting to see him going against a quality opponent. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Chihuahua Chupacabras
I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Darren Francis : Asgard Drengr
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Drengr are overhyped. They are who we thought they were.

Halla (BOT) media buzz

A person in the Drengr' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Val Halla (BOT) - QB. Val Halla (BOT) - QB is everywhere in the Asgard media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Halla (BOT) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Drengr are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 13: FS Light Bot9 (OLY) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Light Bot9 of the Olympus Lightning has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bot9 finished with 5 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 13: RB Bean Delphine Jr. (HKK) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 13's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Bean Delphine Jr.. His 6 att, 79 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 26 to 24 victory for the Hunomkau Koa.

The former Dalhousie University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 568 Yards and 9 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Koa - 26, Monsters - 24
Chupacabras - 23, Moth Men - 20
Drengr - 20, Devils - 10
Lightning - 17, Serpents - 9

Game of the Week: Manitoba Moth Men at Chihuahua Chupacabras

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Chihuahua Chupacabras
They will win again this week. This will be a very entertaining game.

Mary Moore : Manitoba Moth Men
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Chihuahua Chupacabras
Head coach William Harris runs a tight ship in Chihuahua. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Darren Francis : Chihuahua Chupacabras
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Top receiver trio?

The Monsters trio of Drew Stowe - WR, Ronnie Shanahan - WR and Jesse Thorne - WR are currently the leading trio of catchers in the league, with 2170 receiving yards between the three.

Winning pleases everyone.

Lightning fans are excited this week after their team thumped the Devils. Albert Rivera said of his team, ‘We’re hungry as a team. We compete and mean business, and we showed that.’

Week 12: LB Romeo Oreo (MAN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Oreo absolutely dominated in the Moth Men 24-14 game with the Asgard Drengr. He finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck.

Week 12: RB Sconnie McSix (OLY) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after McSix's 13 att, 121 yds, 3 TD performance against the New Jersey Devils. McSix from Universit of Alaska- Anchorage was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

McSix now has 622 Rushing Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Monsters - 37, Serpents - 16
Moth Men - 24, Drengr - 14
Chupacabras - 24, Koa - 15
Lightning - 37, Devils - 14

Game of the Week: Asgard Drengr at Manitoba Moth Men

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Manitoba Moth Men
Last game was a fluke. They will win again this week. Just win baby.

Mary Moore : Manitoba Moth Men
I find it hard to bet against coach Robin Wesley. He always has them well prepared. He is running a great offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Jim Nox : Asgard Drengr
This is a very good defense. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 15.7. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 72.3 yards per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 11. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles. It may come down to the wire though.

Darren Francis : Asgard Drengr
But it will be much closer than many think..

Meet media's new darling: Fat Jack - DT.

A person in the Chupacabras' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Fat Jack - DT. Fat Jack - DT is everywhere in the Chihuahua media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Jack navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Chupacabras are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 11: WR Serpent Bot4 (OMC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Serpent Bot4 of the Omeyocan Serpents receives the offensive player of the week honors for his 4 rec, 111 yds, 0 TD effort. The former Round 0 selection is racking up the receiving yards, bringing his season total to 409 yards on the season.

Week 11: DT Effoff IamYeti (OMC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Effoff IamYeti of the Omeyocan Serpents has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. IamYeti finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Monsters - 30, Drengr - 10
Serpents - 19, Moth Men - 10
Chupacabras - 22, Lightning - 13
Devils - 19, Koa - 18

Game of the Week: Chihuahua Chupacabras at Olympus Lightning

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Chihuahua Chupacabras
For this match up, we should not underestimate that Jack R. - RB will be a key player to watch. He always delivers a highlight reel. It may even be a blow out.

Mary Moore : Olympus Lightning
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Jim Nox : Chihuahua Chupacabras
This should be some good football.

Darren Francis : Olympus Lightning
They will be angry after losing that last game. They will be fired up to win here.

Week 10: QB Snake DogMan (BOT) (CHI) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Chihuahua Chupacabras quarterback Snake DogMan (BOT) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Chupacabras defeated the Omeyocan Serpents, 47 to 0. DogMan (BOT) did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 21 of 37 passes for 265 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 15 to 8, and a passer rating of 71.4.

Week 10: CB Moth Bot6 (MAN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Moth Bot6 of the Manitoba Moth Men has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bot6 finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Monsters - 23, Devils - 17
Moth Men - 32, Lightning - 25
Chupacabras - 47, Serpents - 0
Drengr - 14, Koa - 11

Game of the Week: Olympus Lightning at Manitoba Moth Men

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Manitoba Moth Men
I just really like the way they coach in Manitoba. Head coach Robin Wesley is doing great things. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is innovative with his defense.

Mary Moore : Manitoba Moth Men
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Olympus Lightning
I do not know why. I just have this hunch. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Darren Francis : Olympus Lightning
Looking at the teams, I am certain that Sconnie McSix - RB will dominate the defense. This is going to be great to watch.

Nick Smith - RB proves his worth.

Nick Smith - RB is looking amazing out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such inspired football, he’s got a shot at an MVP caliber season.

Week 9: FS Joe Ruddy (OMC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Joe Ruddy of the Omeyocan Serpents has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Ruddy finished with 3 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Chupacabras - 22, Monsters - 3
Moth Men - 21, Devils - 19
Lightning - 16, Drengr - 10
Serpents - 23, Koa - 13

Game of the Week: Asgard Drengr at Olympus Lightning

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Olympus Lightning
Head coach Albert Rivera puts them over the top in this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. It may even be a blow out.

Mary Moore : Asgard Drengr
They field one of the most underestimated defenses. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 14.5. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 61.8 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 10. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles. They might even blow them out.

Jim Nox : Asgard Drengr
This game will be so very entertaining.

Darren Francis : Asgard Drengr
The Drengr win. I see no reason to think otherwise.

Meet media's new darling: Devil Bot4 - CB.

According to social media statistics in New Jersey, all the media appearances of Devil Bot4 - CB is cementing his status as a rising media persona. The media presense of Devil Bot4 - CB is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Devils are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Bot4 to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Devils.

Week 8: CB Graham Harper (OMC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Graham Harper of the Omeyocan Serpents has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Harper finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 8: RB Franz Trinkenschuh (NJY) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 8's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Franz Trinkenschuh. His 25 att, 99 yds, 4 TD performance stood out in the 28 to 0 victory for the New Jersey Devils.

The former Unversity of Maine gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 627 Yards and 10 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Moth Men - 23, Monsters - 20
Devils - 28, Chupacabras - 0
Serpents - 34, Drengr - 13
Lightning - 23, Koa - 5

Game of the Week: Olympus Lightning at Hunomkau Koa

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Hunomkau Koa
Can't lose.

Mary Moore : Olympus Lightning
Head coach Albert Rivera has this team running like a well oiled machine. Defensively he makes great adjustments. This may be one for the ages.

Jim Nox : Hunomkau Koa
The better team wins. The Koa are the better team. No argument.

Darren Francis : Olympus Lightning
For this game, the film shows that Amadan Fool - DE is the kind of player who gives offensive coordinators nightmares.

Week 7: LB Zaphod Beeblebrox (ASG) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Beeblebrox absolutely dominated in the Drengr 23-19 game with the Chihuahua Chupacabras. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int.

Week 7: WR Light Bot11 (OLY) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Bot11's 4 rec, 147 yds, 1 TD effort led the way for the Olympus Lightning. This weeks 147 receiving yards bring his season total to 406 yards with 2 touchdowns on the season.

"To Light, football is about winning and nothing else. He is one of the hardest workers on our team and deserves the attention he is getting from the media and fans." - Lightning Coach

Game Recaps for Week 7

Lightning - 16, Monsters - 13
Koa - 20, Moth Men - 16
Drengr - 23, Chupacabras - 19
Devils - 26, Serpents - 7

Game of the Week: Asgard Drengr at Chihuahua Chupacabras

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Asgard Drengr
Looking at the two rosters, I think that much depends on Justin Krause - CB who has been shining bright on the Drengr defense this season. Love watching him.

Mary Moore : Asgard Drengr
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality.

Jim Nox : Chihuahua Chupacabras
Certainly, this offense will have a good game. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 6. They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 104.7! Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Darren Francis : Asgard Drengr
They are well coached. I am sure head coach Brandon Pena has them prepared for this game. He is a great offensive mind. He is running an explosive defense.

New Jersey Devils upset the Asgard Drengr!

The New Jersey Devils have managed an unlikely win against Asgard Drengr.
The Drengr appeared dejected towards the end of the game, while the Devils kept their cool and drove the victory home. Most pundits had expected the Drengr to win with ease, and the loss to such an inferior opponent is a tough blow to the lofty expectations for the program. Meanwhile, the Devils fans were celebrating in the street, having had their hopes for the future bolstered at least momentarily.

Week 6: QB Roque Santa Cruz (HKK) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Hunomkau Koa' Roque Santa Cruz threw 2 touchdowns, completing 19 of 38 passes for 301 yards in the Koa victory over the Loch Ness Monsters.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Santa Cruz, has seen some impressive numbers including 4 touchdown passes this season.

Week 6: CB Devil Bot4 (NJY) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Devil Bot4 of the New Jersey Devils has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bot4 finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Koa - 34, Monsters - 21
Moth Men - 35, Chupacabras - 23
Devils - 21, Drengr - 7
Lightning - 30, Serpents - 20

Game of the Week: Asgard Drengr at New Jersey Devils

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Asgard Drengr
They win big.

Mary Moore : Asgard Drengr
The Drengr are for real!

Jim Nox : New Jersey Devils
For this game, a good bet is that Futa Shinkawa - LB will be a key player to watch. Not only is he a beast on the Devils defense, he is a walking highlight reel.

Darren Francis : Asgard Drengr
Certainly, this offense will have a good game. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 4. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 204.2! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 7. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 115.2! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 19.4!

Meet media's new darling: Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin - RB.

A flurry of media appearances by Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin have blanketed the airwaves recently. Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The RB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 5: RB Sconnie McSix (OLY) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after McSix's 15 att, 154 yds, 1 TD, 2 rec, 23 yds, 1 TD performance against the New Jersey Devils. McSix from Universit of Alaska- Anchorage was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

McSix now has 154 Rushing Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: CB Jahiem Lopez-Mason (CHI) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Jahiem Lopez-Mason of the Chihuahua Chupacabras has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Lopez-Mason finished with 10 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Serpents - 23, Monsters - 9
Drengr - 19, Moth Men - 0
Chupacabras - 17, Koa - 9
Lightning - 21, Devils - 10

Game of the Week: Manitoba Moth Men at Asgard Drengr

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Manitoba Moth Men
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you can make the argument that Moth Men got to love fielding an offense with DeJay Watts - RB. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Mary Moore : Asgard Drengr
I find it hard to bet against coach Brandon Pena. He always has them well prepared. He is a great offensive mind. He is innovative with his defense.

Jim Nox : Asgard Drengr
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 195.8! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 123.5! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 19.5! It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Asgard Drengr
I see them winning again this week. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Week 4: RB Ceti Pyxis (ASG) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 4's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Ceti Pyxis. His 14 att, 200 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 17 to 14 victory for the Asgard Drengr.

The former barbie university gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 423 Yards and 6 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 4: CB Moth Bot5 (MAN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Bot5's ball hawking ability was on display in the Moth Men 37-13 game with the Omeyocan Serpents. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Moth has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Moth Men Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 4

Drengr - 17, Monsters - 14
Moth Men - 37, Serpents - 13
Chupacabras - 17, Lightning - 3
Koa - 34, Devils - 3

Game of the Week: Asgard Drengr at Loch Ness Monsters

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Loch Ness Monsters
Head coach Wade Sager runs a tight ship in Loch Ness. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He is a great offensive mind. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Mary Moore : Asgard Drengr
When you consider the two rosters, there is no way around that Justin Krause - CB can take over a game. There is a reason they are paying him that much money.

Jim Nox : Asgard Drengr
They will win again this week. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Darren Francis : Loch Ness Monsters
One of the most underestimated defenses. They are 5th in sacks with 5. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 16. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 174 per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss.

Week 3: LB Light Bot10 (OLY) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Light Bot10 of the Olympus Lightning has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Bot10 finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF.

Week 3: QB Say Tan (BOT) (NJY) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The New Jersey Devils' Say Tan (BOT) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 22 of 29 passes for 247 yards in the Devils victory over the Loch Ness Monsters.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Tan (BOT), has seen some impressive numbers including 5 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Devils - 31, Monsters - 25
Lightning - 14, Moth Men - 12
Serpents - 13, Chupacabras - 0
Drengr - 23, Koa - 6

Game of the Week: Hunomkau Koa at Asgard Drengr

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Asgard Drengr
A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Hunomkau Koa
When you consider the two rosters, it is likely that Mabel Pines - CB has to potential to carry the Koa defense. This will be a great game to watch.

Jim Nox : Asgard Drengr
The Drengr are better than you think. They get the W. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Darren Francis : Hunomkau Koa
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality.

Winning pleases everyone.

Serpents fans are celebrating this week after their team mopped the floor with the Koa. William Shipley said of his team, ‘We showed what we're made of’

Week 2: RB Nick Smith (CHI) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 2's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Nick Smith. His 25 att, 209 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 27 to 17 victory for the Loch Ness Monsters.

The former Kennesaw State gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 274 Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 2: CB Tae Dawson (OLY) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Tae Dawson of the Olympus Lightning has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Dawson finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Monsters - 27, Chupacabras - 17
Moth Men - 26, Devils - 20
Drengr - 21, Lightning - 12
Serpents - 30, Koa - 13

Game of the Week: Loch Ness Monsters at Chihuahua Chupacabras

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Loch Ness Monsters
Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Mary Moore : Chihuahua Chupacabras
I really like their defense. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Jim Nox : Chihuahua Chupacabras
The Chupacabras are the real deal. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Darren Francis : Loch Ness Monsters
A single digit win.

McSix every reporter's dream

Turns out Olympus local media have jumped on the Sconnie McSix hypetrain. Sconnie McSix is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The RB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 1: FS Aleksandr Milescu (MAN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Aleksandr Milescu of the Manitoba Moth Men has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Milescu finished with 7 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Week 1: WR Lucas McCron (CHI) wins Offensive Player of the Week

McCron's 4 rec, 106 yds, 0 TD effort led the way for the Chihuahua Chupacabras. His 106 receiving yards bring his season total to 106 yards with 0 touchdowns on the season.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Monsters - 13, Moth Men - 0
Chupacabras - 17, Devils - 16
Drengr - 17, Serpents - 10
Koa - 24, Lightning - 10

Player Release

The Loch Ness Monsters have released Adebayo Akinfenwa (R) - FB.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 11 votes (Runner up: Kansas City Coyotes with 9 votes)

South South: Tijuana Luchadores with 9 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 7 votes)

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
I do not think people realize how good this defense is. This will be a very up and down affair.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
The Birddogs win. I see no reason to think otherwise. And you can take that with you to the bank.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
When you think of the players that will be on the field, certainly they have to contain Charlie Almond - LB. I think they will fail. Expect him to show up in a big way and make a difference.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
They will break their losing streak with a W this week. Expect a great game.

DT Jahvid Nest (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

DT Jahvid Nest (BOT) (57 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

G AllYourJase BelongsToUs (GM) (N/A) has retired!

G AllYourJase BelongsToUs (GM) (65 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

FS Gary David (N/A) has retired!

FS Gary David (59 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

TE Toney Snyder (N/A) has retired!

TE Toney Snyder (55 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
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QB I I
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QB I I
QB I I
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QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
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QB I I
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QB I I
QB I I
RB Sir Quacksly IV (BOT)
RB Peter Parker (R)
RB Zach Mullikin
RB I I
RB Cole Deviney
RB DeAndre Henry
RB Teckers Modise
WR I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR Kevin Moore (R)
WR Jeremiah Terry-Reynolds (R)
WR Cody Hansen (R)
WR Snake Gyllenhaal (BOT)
WR Stuart Rimponbarbie (BOT)
CB Based Woelkers (BOT)
CB Mecha Duckzilla (BOT)
CB ILove BowlZero (BOT)
CB Sconnie McPicks (GM)
LB Prof Watercube (GM)
LB Mary Simpson IV (R)
LB Moosey GotRobbed (GM)
LB Divine Axe Rhitta (BOT)
LB Nordly Banjo Jr. (R)
DE I I
DE I I
DE Patey Cake (BOT)
DE I I
DE I I
K Ian Ohara
K Steff Curri (BOT)
K Ian Ohara

FS Randy Davis (NOR) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Norfolk Seawolves drafted Randy Davis #1 overall in the 2050 draft. The 6' 1" FS fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Seawolves general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," Davis said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: Randy Davis - FS
He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Coaches are always looking to add more speed to the defensive backfield. This guy has enough to make an impact. A good tackler for the position. Knowledgeable of the game. Take the blue-chip player. Do not worry about sexier picks. He fits what you need and the quality is there.

Jim Nox: Randy Davis - FS
Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Good closing speed. Can run with most players. Makes him very versatile. You will see him make a lot of tackles. He is alert and makes smart decisions to developments in the play. Rock solid player is just what they need. A great fit here, both in terms of need and quality.

Pick 2: London Royals
Larry Moore: Charlie Almond - LB
Amazing strength for the position. Makes him versatile, and tells of his high ceiling. Is fast enough to get sacks. Is fast enough to contain outside runs. Those are the players you look for at Defensive End. Good understanding of the game, and what is required of each position. Do not fret. You need him, fans love him. Surefire pick.

Jim Nox: Charlie Almond - LB
This guy is pure muscle. He will shed blocks and hit he hole on run plays. You need to stay on him, or he will turn the edge on you. Teams want Defensive Ends that keep Offensive Tackles honest. His college teammates all point to how smart he is. You need him, just get him already.

Pick 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: Mitch Sumner - QB
He has good throwing mechanics. They need him now. Well yesterday actually. They will love him tomorrow. They will revere him by the end of his career.

Jim Nox: Horace Whited - FS
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. I like the way he tackles. Wraps up the ball carrier and drags him down. No need to take chances. Reacts with good instincts. The stars align for them to get him here. Just what they need. Blue-chip player with great upside. Hard to botch this pick.

Pick 4: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: Odis Winchester - DE
Offenses will need to keep tabs on him. He will close down fairly quickly if left unblocked. They should not be afraid to fill a need here. He will start day one. Quality pick right here.

Jim Nox: Odis Winchester - DE
People watching his tape often do not notice his speed. It is not something that jumps out at you, but he is pretty fast. Might not be what fans want, but there is a reason people are getting paid to make these decisions. This is a rock solid pick, and he fits what they are looking for. Fans will come around quickly once they see him play.

Pick 5: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: Horace Whited - FS
The guy has his head on straight. He is driven by the love of the sport. Goes nice and low on tackles. Takes in instructions well. Nothing to think about here. Pick up the kid, bring him into the building, put him om the field.

Jim Nox: Phil Elias - FS
Sufficient speed to stay on his man. Not elite, but suffient. Wraps up tackles well. Reliably makes the right decision on the field. Rock solid player is just what they need. A great fit here, both in terms of need and quality.

Pick 6: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: Donald Laflamme - LB
Can bull rush smaller Tight Ends and Fullbacks when blitzing. Coaches love this kind on their Linebackers. So fast. You could drop him into coverage if you wanted. If you miss your block on this guy, he will be in the face of the QB before he has even finished dropping back. They need him now. Well yesterday actually. They will love him tomorrow. They will revere him by the end of his career.

Jim Nox: Donald Laflamme - LB
Love his strength. He can play everywhere on the line. It is no coincidence he has attracted a lot of attention. Rarely do we call defensive linemen sideline to sideline defenders, but this kid is so fast the term almost applies. They gotta be happy to get this guy. Such a talent and he fits their needs. I would imagine the war room is celebrating when they make this pick.

Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: Mark Foy - C
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. This is a guy who is already a pretty good blocker in the run game. Reacts intelligently on the field. Best player available here.

Jim Nox: Raul Folse - TE
He helps everyone get in the right position, making the team run as a well oiled machine. Well liked in the locker room. Best player available here.

Pick 8: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: William Larue - T
They will be running to the podium for this one.

Jim Nox: William Larue - T
They will be running to the podium for this one.

Pick 9: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: Phil Elias - FS
He will be a nice asset to the defense. His speed compliments his game well. Wraps up the ballcarrier on tackles. He was one of the smarter kids in college. They almost have to make this pick. You do not want to look back in five years and see this kid on another team knowing he could have been yours.

Jim Nox: Ronald Mcelroy - FS
They will be happy to get him, they could use an upgrade at the position, and he certainly fits the bill. A franchise caliber player. Just what they have been looking for.

Pick 10: London Royals
Larry Moore: Ernest Hurley - LB
Definitely good strength for a Defensive End. Will shed blocks and occasionally bull rush smaller opponents. Are there other guys worth picking here? Sure, but none of them fit this well with what they need, and he is a solid talent.

Jim Nox: Ernest Hurley - LB
He has sufficient strength to not get bulllied on run plays. Take the blue-chip player. Do not worry about sexier picks. He fits what you need and the quality is there.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: FS
London Royals: LB
Portland Pythons: DE
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: FS
Dallas Birddogs: T
Norfolk Seawolves: FS
Tijuana Luchadores: LB

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Norfolk Seawolves own first overall.

Pick 1: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 2: London Royals
Pick 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 4: Portland Pythons
Pick 5: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 6: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 7: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 8: Dallas Birddogs

Other retirements

QB I I (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Tommy Jordan (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Ryan Anderson (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Marty McMahon III (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (1 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Electric Squirrel (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Reserved ForUber (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 14 att, 29 yds, 1 TD
FB I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (30 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (28 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (22 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Bruce Bruckley (GM) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Pancakes
G Hungry Jack (BOT) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 37 Pancakes
G Howard Walters (55 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Pancakes
G Limited Fake Pib (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 29 Pancakes
G I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Dee Onda (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 37 Pancakes
T King Namor (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 44 Pancakes
T I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Taylor Swayman (48 ovr) : Career stats: 11 rec, 52 yds, 2 TD
TE Carlos Carlos (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Dexter Datamax (47 ovr) : Career stats: 18 rec, 106 yds, 2 TD
TE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE cat dog (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Robo Crenshaw (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 9 rec, 74 yds, 1 TD
TE I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Activia Dannon (53 ovr) : Career stats: 17 rec, 144 yds, 0 TD
WR Thomas Hollands (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Thomas Hollands (50 ovr) : Career stats: 3 rec, 39 yds, 0 TD
WR Henry Wills (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Savior Hawkins (56 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Frosty McMillian (55 ovr) : Career stats: 19 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int
CB Savior Hawkins (55 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Hu's ThatBoy (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Jack Ryan(R) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
LB He's Active (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Leroy Jenkins (61 ovr) : Career stats: 21 Tck, 2 FF
DT Eater Piefell (58 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Tck
DT I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (40 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (36 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (34 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Duck Awntop (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Justa Nuisance (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Justa Nuisance (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Cal Stevenson (45 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Lock'Edd Upmf (41 ovr) : Career stats: 12 Tck
FS Jet King (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Mickey Docton (38 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Samm Gamwich (50 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Tck
SS I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (30 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

RB Ken Oath (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ken Oath has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 550 att, 2186 yds, 16 TD, 41 rec, 243 yds, 3 TD

QB Bernd D. Brot (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Bernd D. Brot has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51/82, 525 yds, 5 TD

G Bruce Brackley (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bruce Brackley (GM) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Pancakes

RB D'Hydration Hennessy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB D'Hydration Hennessy has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 att, 98 yds, 2 TD, 30 rec, 329 yds, 3 TD

TE Lenard Graf (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Lenard Graf has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 rec, 479 yds, 2 TD

DE Doo Fus (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Doo Fus has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Tck, 16 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 2 FR

DT Garfield Despacito III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Garfield Despacito III has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 3 FR

LB Jackson Walsh (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Jackson Walsh has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FF

DE Tomme Salami (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Tomme Salami has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 141 Tck, 17 Sck, 6 FF, 3 FR

WR Ivan Toastovich (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ivan Toastovich has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 309 rec, 4965 yds, 33 TD

RB Beniri T'Chawama (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Beniri T'Chawama has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 354 att, 1650 yds, 21 TD, 27 rec, 250 yds, 1 TD

QB Ricky Stanzi (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Ricky Stanzi has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 873/1439, 12506 yds, 96 TD

CB Sakeem Webb (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sakeem Webb has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 179 Tck, 2 Sck, 9 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 3 FR

K Spooky Bazz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Spooky Bazz has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26/31 FG

LB Kalam Mekhar (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Kalam Mekhar has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF

LB Orpheus Czargyros (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Orpheus Czargyros has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 203 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 5 FF

WR Jaycee Higgins (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jaycee Higgins has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 178 rec, 2508 yds, 24 TD

T Marquees Acho Jr (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Marquees Acho Jr has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Pancakes

RB Lot Smith VIII (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Lot Smith VIII has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 402 att, 1872 yds, 15 TD, 25 rec, 179 yds, 1 TD

QB Dustin Parmelee (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Dustin Parmelee has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 954/1542, 10666 yds, 64 TD

K Izuku Campbell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Izuku Campbell has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 96/124 FG

CB Tessie Garciaparra (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tessie Garciaparra has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 189 Tck, 9 Int, 1 Def TD, 9 FF, 5 FR

G 'Lil' Patrick Pitterpatterson (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G 'Lil' Patrick Pitterpatterson (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

RB Ebenezer Splooge (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ebenezer Splooge has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 att, 217 yds, 8 TD

TE Donkey Dannon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Donkey Dannon has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 rec, 457 yds, 1 TD

C Pizza Passion (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Pizza Passion (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Pancakes

T The Real Katarn (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T The Real Katarn (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

T Orlando Munoz (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Orlando Munoz (GM) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Pancakes

WR Wladyslaw II Jagiello (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Wladyslaw II Jagiello has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 rec, 635 yds, 4 TD

TE Deshawn Penne (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Deshawn Penne has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 rec, 354 yds, 1 TD

CB Cedric Wilkins II (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Cedric Wilkins II has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 150 Tck, 6 Int, 1 Blk FG, 3 FF, 2 FR

CB Quite Drab (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Quite Drab has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Tck, 2 Int

FS Ripoff CheeseBrand (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Ripoff CheeseBrand has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 115 Tck, 6 Int, 1 FF

LB Zephyr 'Tater' GreyWolf (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Zephyr 'Tater' GreyWolf has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Tck, 7 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Roy Butkus (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Roy Butkus (GM) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int

K Billy Doornob (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Billy Doornob has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/38 FG

SS Troy Reed (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Troy Reed (GM) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR

WR Janis Lux (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Janis Lux has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 rec, 653 yds, 4 TD

C Nick Denslow (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Nick Denslow has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 29 Pancakes

T Madison Beer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Madison Beer has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 182 Pancakes

LB LaCarpetron Dukemarriot (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB LaCarpetron Dukemarriot has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 244 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 7 FF, 3 FR

WR Rodka Raskolnikov (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Rodka Raskolnikov has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 139 rec, 2287 yds, 19 TD

WR Mason Malone (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mason Malone has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 258 rec, 4253 yds, 17 TD

LB Booker Thomas (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Booker Thomas has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

LB Nick Kaepercolin Jr. (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Nick Kaepercolin Jr. has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 168 Tck, 10 Sck, 4 Int, 1 FF, 2 FR

WR French Fries (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR French Fries has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 193 rec, 3181 yds, 21 TD

DE Morpheus Czargyros (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Morpheus Czargyros has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 96 Tck, 15 Sck, 1 Sfty

DT Joseph Charles Raymond (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Joseph Charles Raymond has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

FS Spike Daniels (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Spike Daniels has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 103 Tck, 1 Sck, 6 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Hououin Kyouma (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Hououin Kyouma has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 277 Tck, 15 Int, 4 Def TD, 4 FF, 4 FR

DT Nep Neppy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Nep Neppy has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 138 Tck, 3 FF, 2 FR

DE Suleiman Slamza (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Suleiman Slamza (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Tck, 2 Sck

T Adder Alpha (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Adder Alpha (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 105 Pancakes

LB Pasta the Turtle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Pasta the Turtle has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 2 FR

G Michael Carimi (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Michael Carimi has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 Pancakes

DT Fenrir Greyback (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Fenrir Greyback has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

WR Tay Swizzle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tay Swizzle has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 215 rec, 3122 yds, 20 TD

DT R.L. Stine (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT R.L. Stine has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 133 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

G Meriadoc Brandybuck (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Meriadoc Brandybuck (BOT) has retired after 2 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 159 Pancakes

SS Jay Spears (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Jay Spears has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 129 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Omni Man (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Omni Man has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 197 Tck, 15 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FF, 2 FR

T - Zoltan (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T - Zoltan has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 Pancakes

LB Pablo Sanchez (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Pablo Sanchez has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 88 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

WR Andy Fantuz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Andy Fantuz has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 273 rec, 3385 yds, 17 TD

SS Amari Springer (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Amari Springer has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 123 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 2 FR

T Pablo Pomblo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Pablo Pomblo has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

K Ikick Ballz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Ikick Ballz has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44/58 FG