2063 Ultimini

The Team EuroCan have defeated the Team APAC in the 2063 Ultimini.

The final score was EuroCan 44 - 10 APAC.

Jay Cue III - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Liv Elsathelookout - DE had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Team APAC have defeated the Team Southwest in the 2063 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Southwest 12 - 18 APAC.

Zenzeroni Xystarch II - K had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Dub Redd - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Team EuroCan have defeated the Team Midwest in the 2063 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Midwest 16 - 22 EuroCan.

Stetson David - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense DJ Maclean - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: LB Mike Gesicki (NE) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Gesicki absolutely dominated in the NorthEast 35-14 game with the Team EuroCan. He finished with 7 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Week 14: WR Brad Woof (NE) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Woof's 4 rec, 143 yds, 3 TD effort led the way for the Team NorthEast. This weeks 143 receiving yards bring his season total to 851 yards with 8 touchdowns on the season.

"To Brad, football is about winning and nothing else. He is one of the hardest workers on our team and deserves the attention he is getting from the media and fans." - NorthEast Coach

Owidhuse delighted after World victory.

Heiiajs D. Owidhuse was pretty blunt in his postgame interview after the World's win. 'That was a pretty poor showing on their part' said the Heiiajs D. Owidhuse - CB World. Continuing with details about the NorthEast's players missed tackles and lack of communication Owidhuse did not hold back. He will surely have put off several NorthEast fans, as well as people in his own front office.

Criticism of RB Reginald Shrubbery after Midwest-West game!

Federico Americano pointed the finger at his fellow West players after they lost. 'We have to step up, all of us.' he said. 'But some guys are not stepping up and we end up losing. They need to get their head in the game', he continued. Federico Americano - LB was clearly upset after the West loss. 'We need to look at ourselves. If you are Reginald Shrubbery (RB), can you look at your performance and be happy? This whole team needs to work harder. This whole team needs to decide what we want', the LB said.

Cleetington gloats after World victory.

Ignatious Cleetington was pretty blunt in his postgame interview after the World's win. 'I think we were clearly the better team. You know, the NorthEast talk a big game, but then this game gave context to that.

Game Recaps for Week 14

NorthEast - 35, EuroCan - 14
Southwest - 47, World - 24
Midwest - 26, West - 16
SouthEast - 17, APAC - 15

Game of the Week: Team West at Team Midwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Midwest
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Mary Moore : Team Midwest
I love what they are doing in Team coaching-wise. Head coach Maurice Fuchs is a major reason they will win this game. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is running an explosive defense. He preperation is impeccable. This may be where we see their true colors.

Jim Nox : Team West
I see them winning again this week.

Darren Francis : Team Midwest
This will really be a statement win.

Adebam targets coach Wade Sager after SouthEast loss.

Allister Adebam seemed almost depressed in an interview after the SouthEast lost to the Wade Sager. He indicated that a big factor in the loss was the SouthEast' coaching, that appeared one step behind at every turn. The SouthEast LB said he felt they were outcoached in their latest game. 'We seem to always come up short in the critical situations. I feel like the players are giving their all, but that our coaches just are not holding up their end of the bargain. Especially Head Coach Wade Sager has been a dissapointment, he is just not rising to the moment.', he said.

Week 13: QB Lloyd Bannings (WRLD) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Team World quarterback Lloyd Bannings has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The World defeated the Team NorthEast, 37 to 34. Bannings did his part, throwing 4 touchdowns, completing 33 of 43 passes for 417 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 18 to 12, and a passer rating of 81.2.

Week 13: LB Ali Star (SW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Star absolutely dominated in the EuroCan 22-20 game with the Team Southwest. He finished with 12 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Midwest - 24, SouthEast - 13
West - 23, APAC - 12
EuroCan - 22, Southwest - 20
World - 37, NorthEast - 34

Game of the Week: Team EuroCan at Team Southwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Southwest
I love what they are doing in Team coaching-wise. Head coach Curtis Roach is a major reason they will win this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. Defensively he makes great adjustments. Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Mary Moore : Team EuroCan
Do not throw statistics at me! The EuroCan win because they are the better team.

Jim Nox : Team EuroCan
Looking at how the teams match up, logic entails that the defense will struggle to contain Klaus von Reinherz - T. Expect him to show up in a big way. Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Darren Francis : Team Southwest
They might even blow them out.

Week 12: QB Lloyd Bannings (WRLD) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Team World' Lloyd Bannings threw 2 touchdowns, completing 14 of 22 passes for 270 yards in the World victory over the Team SouthEast.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 8 for Bannings, has seen some impressive numbers including 14 touchdown passes this season.

Week 12: DT Lionel Scrimmage (MIDW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Lionel Scrimmage of the Team Midwest has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Scrimmage finished with 8 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Midwest - 27, NorthEast - 24
APAC - 27, Southwest - 24
World - 30, SouthEast - 6
EuroCan - 23, West - 17

Game of the Week: Team Southwest at Team APAC

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Southwest
I have a lot of respect for head coach Curtis Roach. He is doing great things in Team. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense.

Mary Moore : Team Southwest
They will win again this week. There will be some very good football to watch here.

Jim Nox : Team Southwest
Looking at how the teams match up, I think a good bet is that Narl Hecklenburg - LB can take over the game. Looking at the Southwest defense, it is clear that when he shows up, it is always entertaining. Easy prediction.

Darren Francis : Team Southwest
Look for their defense to dominate. They are 2nd in sacks with 52. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 20.6. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 190.2 per game. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 115.5 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 10. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Federico Americano calls out West WR Robinson after loss.

Federico Americano pointed the finger at his fellow West players after they lost. 'We have to step up, all of us.' he said. 'But some guys are not stepping up and we end up losing. They need to get their head in the game', he continued. Federico Americano - LB was clearly upset after the West loss. 'We need to look at ourselves. If you are Sean Robinson (WR), can you look at your performance and be happy? This whole team needs to work harder. This whole team needs to decide what we want', the LB said.

Week 11: QB Thor Bollrsveifla (APAC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Team APAC quarterback Thor Bollrsveifla has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The APAC defeated the Team NorthEast, 35 to 19. Bollrsveifla did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 25 of 34 passes for 317 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 20 to 9, and a passer rating of 88.4.

Week 11: LB Dub Redd (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Redd absolutely dominated in the APAC 35-19 game with the Team NorthEast. He finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Midwest - 23, World - 7
SouthEast - 29, EuroCan - 26
APAC - 35, NorthEast - 19
Southwest - 31, West - 24

Game of the Week: Team West at Team Southwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team West
If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Mary Moore : Team Southwest
This is a dominant offense. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 210! They are 5th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 12. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 136.8! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 24.2! It may even be a blow out.

Jim Nox : Team West
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Darren Francis : Team Southwest
They will rely on their defense to pull them through. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 20.3. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 186.3 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 121.1 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 8. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Defense dominates in Team.

The APAC defensive front is victimizing offensive lines so far this season with a total of 15 sacks, 3 forced fumbles and 101 tackles in 10 games.

Carter Goad ridicules the SouthEast.

No mincing of words from Carter Goad after the Midwest beat the SouthEast. 'That was a pretty poor showing on their part' said the Carter Goad - DT Midwest. Continuing with details about the SouthEast's players missed tackles and lack of communication Goad did not hold back. He will surely have put off several SouthEast fans, as well as people in his own front office.

Week 10: RB Stetson David (EC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 10's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Stetson David. His 22 att, 140 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 21 to 21 victory for the Team APAC.

The former U of A gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 958 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 10: LB Federico Americano (WEST) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Americano absolutely dominated in the West 28-14 game with the Team World. He finished with 10 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Midwest - 31, Southwest - 10
West - 28, World - 14
APAC - 21, EuroCan - 21
NorthEast - 34, SouthEast - 14

Game of the Week: Team APAC at Team EuroCan

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team EuroCan
You heard it here first.

Mary Moore : Team EuroCan
Their win streak will not be broken in this game. I am really on the fence for this one, but I stand my prediction.

Jim Nox : Team EuroCan
Looking at the two rosters, it seems obvious that there is this RB named Corey Trevor. I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine.

Darren Francis : Team APAC
They are well coached. I am sure head coach William Harris has them prepared for this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is innovative with his defense. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Who is the better RB? World' Kit Fisto weighs in

RB Kit Fisto sparked up a friendly rivalry with Kit Fisto in an interview with local news. Kit Fisto brings up - Triceracop every chance he gets, it seems. 'Is he faster than me? nah. Look at the tape, once the pads come on he slows down. Sure, he is good and he may even be as good as me some day.' The World RB said. Certainly such words will set the internet forums on fire, and it will be interesting to see if - Triceracop takes the bait and responds.

Week 9: RB Howard Coward (SW) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Howard Coward. His 21 att, 115 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 21 to 14 victory for the Team Southwest.

The former Ole Miss gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 808 Yards and 7 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: LB Thomas Sutha (WRLD) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Thomas Sutha of the Team World has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Sutha finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Southwest - 21, SouthEast - 14
EuroCan - 40, Midwest - 17
World - 24, APAC - 14
West - 15, NorthEast - 10

Game of the Week: Team Southwest at Team SouthEast

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Southwest
I may be biased here, but I think the Southwest are obviously the better team. This game will be so very entertaining.

Mary Moore : Team Southwest
They have a dominant defense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 4th in sacks with 37. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 19.8. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 190 per game. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 119 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 8. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss.

Jim Nox : Team SouthEast
I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Darren Francis : Team Southwest
Look for them to continue their winstreak. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Gusztáv Farkas - G is playing great!

Gusztáv Farkas - G is looking like a star out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such inspired football, he’s got a shot at an MVP caliber season.

Week 8: RB Nakiri Ayame (APAC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Ayame's 17 att, 108 yds, 1 TD performance against the Team Midwest. Ayame from Hololive HS was selected in round 0, 9 years ago.

Ayame now has 555 Rushing Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 8: LB Dub Redd (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Dub Redd of the Team APAC has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Redd finished with 10 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 8

SouthEast - 26, West - 20
Southwest - 24, NorthEast - 20
EuroCan - 14, World - 13
APAC - 37, Midwest - 13

Game of the Week: Team NorthEast at Team Southwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Southwest
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 11. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 232.3! They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing touchdowns with 7. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 130.9! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 26.7! I expect some incredible plays in this game.

Mary Moore : Team Southwest
This may be one for the ages.

Jim Nox : Team NorthEast
This may be one for the ages.

Darren Francis : Team Southwest
They will win again this week. But it will be much closer than many think..

Defense dominates in Team.

The APAC D-Line is running rough shod against opposing offenses so far this season with a total of 11 sacks, 2 forced fumbles and 72 tackles in 7 games.

Justin Willis lashes out in wake of loss.

Harsh words after the NorthEast - West game from Justin Willis. The NorthEast LB called out the NorthEast' players, suggesting some of his teammates were phoning it in. 'We lost and somebody is to blame. If you look at the game, you will see some players just are not delivering.' said the NorthEast LB. Asked to clarify, Willis suggested - The Riddler - CB needs to perform better, but underscored that there was plenty of blame to go around. 'Guys need to listen, we need to get grinding, you cannot just show up and expect to play or expect to win', Willis concluded.

Week 7: RB Bertie Mannering-Phipps (NE) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Mannering-Phipps's 26 att, 224 yds, 1 TD performance against the Team NorthEast. Mannering-Phipps from Princeton was selected in round 0, 6 years ago.

Mannering-Phipps now has 1066 Rushing Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 7: LB Narl Hecklenburg (SW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Narl Hecklenburg of the Team Southwest has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Hecklenburg finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Southwest - 19, NorthEast - 17
SouthEast - 24, West - 23
APAC - 31, Midwest - 23
EuroCan - 36, World - 17

Game of the Week: Team Southwest at Team NorthEast

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Southwest
I really like their offense. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 9. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 234.2! They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 7. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 134.5! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 28! This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Mary Moore : Team NorthEast
Head coach Brandon Pena puts them over the top in this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. He is preparation and gameplanning is great.

Jim Nox : Team Southwest
I do not know why. I just have this hunch.

Darren Francis : Team Southwest
Do not sleep on this defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 31. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 20.2. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 88.7 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 7. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss.

Thomas Sutha lashes out at coach after loss.

Thomas Sutha seemed almost depressed in an interview after the World lost to the Robin Wesley. He indicated that a big factor in the loss was the World' coaching, that appeared one step behind at every turn. Thomas Sutha - LB was clearly upset in the World loss. 'We learned a lot. We learned a lot about our coaches. We realized that there is a reason we are losing. I am not sure what Robin Wesley saw in his preparation, but he has to do a better job at Head Coach', the LB said.

Week 6: QB Lenard McRobinson (WEST) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Team West quarterback Lenard McRobinson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The West defeated the Team NorthEast, 35 to 18. McRobinson did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 21 of 31 passes for 328 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 13 to 5, and a passer rating of 93.7.

Week 6: LB Josh Gibson (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Gibson absolutely dominated in the APAC 45-7 game with the Team World. He finished with 4 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 6

APAC - 45, World - 7
Southwest - 33, SouthEast - 20
EuroCan - 32, Midwest - 17
West - 35, NorthEast - 18

Game of the Week: Team EuroCan at Team Midwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Midwest
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Mary Moore : Team EuroCan
Looking at the two rosters, I feel fairly certain that the offense will not be able to contain Carly Rae Jensen - DT. He will destroy them. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Jim Nox : Team Midwest
Do not sleep on this defense. They are 3rd in sacks with 24. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 21.2. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 174.4 per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 1st in forced fumbles. They might even blow them out.

Darren Francis : Team EuroCan
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you can make the argument that Carly Rae Jensen - DT needs to show up, but if he does the EuroCan will be shutting people down. Believe me.

Winning pleases everyone.

SouthEast fans are excited this week after their team thumped the NorthEast. Wade Sager said of his team, ‘We stuck it to them.’

Kairo Knight taunts the Midwest after Southwest victory.

Kairo Knight was pretty blunt in his postgame interview after the Southwest's win. Kairo Knight - WR known for brutal honesty, said after Team beat Team that the Midwest's did not seem prepared at all, and that he was frankly embarrased on their behalf. Them be fighting words to many a Midwest fan, let alone the players. It will be interesting to see if anyone lashes back, or if calmer heads prevail.

Week 5: RB Money Tolliver (EC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Tolliver's 15 att, 119 yds, 1 TD performance against the Team APAC. Tolliver from Florida State was selected in round 0, 9 years ago.

Tolliver now has 265 Rushing Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 5: LB Joey Battle (SW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Joey Battle of the Team Southwest has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Battle finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 5

EuroCan - 33, APAC - 14
World - 21, West - 14
SouthEast - 24, NorthEast - 21
Southwest - 31, Midwest - 23

Game of the Week: Team Midwest at Team Southwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Southwest
When you consider the two rosters, there is no way around that Bruce White - DT is hard to gameplan for. You blink for a second and he has taken over the game. Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Mary Moore : Team Midwest
When you consider the two rosters, there is no way around that Willier Miller will be dominant here. The young QB is going to cause headaches for any defense. This week is no difference. I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Jim Nox : Team Southwest
This is a very good defense. They are 4th in sacks with 19. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 19.5. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 84.5 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 6. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Darren Francis : Team Midwest
If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Ignatious Cleetington optimistic about the future.

Ignatious Cleetington pointed no fingers and saw the upside to the World loss. The World LB said he saw good things from his team in the game against the Midwest. 'We proved this game that we have it in us. We came close and we showed what we are all about. This team is hungry, and I think there are good things in there future.', he said.

Week 4: RB Stetson David (EC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after David's 32 att, 145 yds, 1 TD performance against the Team SouthEast. David from U of A was selected in round 0, 7 years ago.

David now has 441 Rushing Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 4: LB Dub Redd (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Redd absolutely dominated in the NorthEast 30-27 game with the Team APAC. He finished with 23 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

EuroCan - 27, SouthEast - 7
NorthEast - 30, APAC - 27
Southwest - 30, West - 7
Midwest - 27, World - 22

Game of the Week: Team World at Team Midwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Midwest
I find it hard to bet against coach Maurice Fuchs. He always has them well prepared. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is innovative with his defense. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents. They greatly outscore them here.

Mary Moore : Team World
In the context of this game, it seems obvious that Sir Tywrell Xah'Aawrone will be dominant here. He is getting paid to deliver in exactly these kinds of games. It may even be a blow out.

Jim Nox : Team World
I think their offense will carry them. They are 5th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 4. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 273.3! They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 110.7! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 26.7!

Darren Francis : Team World
They will rely on their defense to pull them through. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 22.7. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 193.3 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 104 yards per game. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Brad Woof - WR shines!

Brad Woof - WR is looking like a star out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such formidable football, he’s got a shot at becoming a franchise legend.

Optimism after World-NorthEast game!

Mike Gesicki was optimistic in his postgame interview after the loss to the World. 'I think we played well and showed some things. The World are a good team and we played them well. There is plenty of promise on this roster, and we will be back and get them next time. Until then it is all about working hard to get there.' the 23 year old LB said.

Week 3: LB Justin Willis (NE) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Justin Willis of the Team NorthEast has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Willis finished with 11 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Sfty.

Game Recaps for Week 3

West - 14, EuroCan - 5
Midwest - 22, NorthEast - 12
World - 23, SouthEast - 17
APAC - 34, Southwest - 16

Game of the Week: Team NorthEast at Team Midwest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Midwest
Looking at the teams, a good bet is that Dan Dandrews - DE is bound to have an impact. The offense will have to gameplan for him if they want to stand even the slightest chance.

Mary Moore : Team Midwest
I love what they are doing in Team coaching-wise. Head coach Maurice Fuchs is a major reason they will win this game. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents. It might be a high scoring game.

Jim Nox : Team Midwest
Just win baby.

Darren Francis : Team Midwest
I think their defense will carry them.

Owidhuse not down after World close loss.

Heiiajs D. Owidhuse pointed no fingers and saw the upside to the World loss. Heiiajs D. Owidhuse - CB was upbeat in his assessment after the Team lost a close game to the Owidhuse. 'We learned a lot. We showed a lot. There is reason for optimism. We are very close, and we keep building every week. Do not switch channels, we will be with you shortly.', Team said smiling confidently.

BOT (BOT) every reporter's dream

A person in the NorthEast' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Mauler BOT (BOT) - G. Mauler BOT (BOT) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The G was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 2: RB Reginald Shrubbery (WEST) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Shrubbery's 15 att, 79 yds, 0 TD, 5 rec, 123 yds, 2 TD performance against the Team APAC. Shrubbery from USC was selected in round 0, 7 years ago.

Shrubbery now has 146 Rushing Yards and 0 Touchdowns for the season.

Blacksmith Andre takes aim at the World.

Blacksmith Andre was angry in his postgame interview after the World' loss. The World CB said he lost all respect for the World. 'I think this game proves that sometimes teams get lucky in this league, and that the World just got lucky', he said.

Week 2: LB Rolud Onyxgut (WEST) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Onyxgut absolutely dominated in the West 31-17 game with the Team APAC. He finished with 9 Tck, 4 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 2

West - 31, APAC - 17
World - 30, NorthEast - 23
Midwest - 36, SouthEast - 28
Southwest - 30, EuroCan - 10

Game of the Week: Team Midwest at Team SouthEast

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team Midwest
This game will be so very entertaining.

Mary Moore : Team Midwest
Do not sleep on this defense. Get your popcorn ready.

Jim Nox : Team SouthEast
I think their offense will carry them.

Darren Francis : Team Midwest
Look for them to build on their last win.

Optimism after NorthEast-EuroCan game!

Jay Cue III was not pessimistic in an interview after the EuroCan lost to the NorthEast. 'I think we played well and showed some things. The NorthEast are a good team and we played them well. There is plenty of promise on this roster, and we will be back and get them next time. Until then it is all about working hard to get there.' the 23 year old QB said.

Julius complains after West loss.

Orange Julius had harsh words for West in a post game interview. Orange Julius - WR left no possibility for mistakes about his opinion of the West. 'The West' players should care more about how they carry themselves. Instead they were acting like classless clowns', a clearly bitter Julius said.

Week 1: RB Bertie Mannering-Phipps (NE) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Mannering-Phipps's 29 att, 152 yds, 1 TD performance against the Team EuroCan. Mannering-Phipps from Princeton was selected in round 0, 6 years ago.

Mannering-Phipps now has 152 Rushing Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: LB Thomas Sutha (WRLD) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Sutha absolutely dominated in the Southwest 28-27 game with the Team World. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Southwest - 28, World - 27
Midwest - 27, West - 13
NorthEast - 31, EuroCan - 20
APAC - 20, SouthEast - 19

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Sticky Hands - CB.

Player Release

The Team World have released Chappy McChapperson - FS.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Goonasaurus Rex (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Seb Bot (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Team West have released Balanced BOT (BOT) - T.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Paul Edgecomb - FS.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Bell Peepo - CB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Gajeel Redfox - CB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Ezra Azazel - CB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Iman Outlaw - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Joey Battle - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Ali Star - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Narl Hecklenburg - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Midwest Emo - DE.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Faust Leercor - DE.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released MC Hammer - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Bruce White - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Bread Bowl - TE.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Dru Freduci - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Big McLarge Huge - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Malik Brooks - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Kairo Knight - WR.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Rico Savage - FS.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Scott Junior - FS.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Mega Tron - FS.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Devin Jones - CB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Marty Crane - FS.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Allister Adebam - LB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Norman Smiley - LB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Upceti Spaghetti - DE.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Gil Fischer - DE.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Sewage Joe Fantringham - DT.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Jason Steele - DT.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Keanu Calhoun - WR.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Tunkha Danstrol - C.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj - G.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Walrus Jones - T.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Neil Bonnet - TE.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Keanu Calhoun - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released - Triceracop - RB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Howard Coward - RB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Octavion Speedings - QB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Josh Patterson - QB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Will Nuck - RB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Maple Dogwood - RB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Donovan Winters III - QB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Nick Williams - WR.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Ace Anderson - RB.

Player Release

The Team Southwest have released Hank Mardukas - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Mauler BOTTT (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Team NorthEast have released Jim-Boy Chickenchaser (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Team NorthEast have released Bubba-Ray Chickenherder (BOT) - G.

Player Release

The Team Northeast have released Willier Miller - QB.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 10 votes (Runner up: London Royals with 6 votes)

South South: Tijuana Luchadores with 10 votes (Runner up: Bondi Beach Buccaneers with 6 votes)

Game of the Week: London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
A close win.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Of course the Grey Ducks win. Have you been living under a rock?

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I think their defense is really good.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
For this match up, I would argue that Dunkler Sowerwine - DT can take over a game. Looking at the Grey Ducks defense, it is clear that when he shows up, it is always entertaining.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR Randall Cobbyote (BOT)
WR Gavin Bebardo (R)
CB Earnest Splash (R)
CB Link Fromzelda (GM)
CB Dat Corner (BOT)
LB Patrick Star (BOT)
LB Dennis Li (R)
LB Manti Yote'o (BOT)
LB Siris Inderbitzen (R)
LB Goodest Boi (BOT)
LB Toto Oz (BOT)
LB Rush Hardman (R)
DT I I
DT I I
DT TJ Enterfeltd

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (14 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (41 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

T I I (N/A) has retired!

T I I (48 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

RB Jack Mancuso (R) (N/A) has retired!

RB Jack Mancuso (R) (59 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (10 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (DAL) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Dallas Birddogs drafted I I #1 overall in the 2063 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Birddogs general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Pick 2: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. 'Team player', this is the correct term for him. He makes everyone around him better. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Just do it! Everyone wins!

Pick 3: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 4: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Pick 5: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. Teammates love him. All he cares about is the team. He helps everyone succeed. Liked by coaches and teammates. Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Teammates love him. All he cares about is the team. He helps everyone succeed. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Fans are divided on him, but coaches should not be. He is their guy.

Pick 8: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
His leadership is through the roof. He is on the frontline, always. I do not think there is a team that would not love to have him on their roster. Solid talent here. Just make the pick.

Pick 9: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Pick 10: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Every team values leadership, someone to lead by example, this is the guy. It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid is not afraid to work hard. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: RB DT DE SS
London Royals: WR CB FS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: DE SS
Portland Pythons: DT SS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C CB DT FS
Dallas Birddogs: LB DT DE SS
Norfolk Seawolves: LB SS
Tijuana Luchadores: LB

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Dallas Birddogs own first overall.

Pick 1: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 2: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 3: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 4: London Royals
Pick 5: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 6: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 7: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 8: Portland Pythons

RB Kit Fisto (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kit Fisto (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 att, 46 yds, 1 TD

WR Jarad Marshall (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jarad Marshall has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 rec, 892 yds, 7 TD

Other retirements

QB I I (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB So Gringo (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB So Gringo (R) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Kemari Bennett (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB James Linch (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Meatshield Megazord (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 12 att, 40 yds, 0 TD, 8 rec, 35 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (23 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Dee Gen-X (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Snake Jazz (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
G Bootstrap Bill (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G El Gato (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Pancakes
G Adventure Galley (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Pancakes
G Royal Fortune (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 29 Pancakes
G I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Willard Van Orman Quine (GM) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Taylor Swift (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Bot aVelociraptor (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 34 Pancakes
T I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Dee Gen-X (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Queen-Anne's Revenge (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
C Golden Hind (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Pancakes
C Davey Jones (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Sonar Ping (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Pancakes
C I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Bot oTriceratops (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Pancakes
C I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Bob Kronkowski (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Theo Blake (51 ovr) : Career stats: 58 rec, 397 yds, 1 TD
TE Raffi Turnbull (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Bob Kronkowski (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE John le Ston (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Tyler Higbee II (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Swim Trunks (BOT) (37 ovr) : Career stats: 11 rec, 57 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Brad Woof (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Ricky Ray (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Ricky Ray (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Travis Taylor (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Big Pickle (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Carson Cutbirth (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 15 rec, 198 yds, 1 TD
WR I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Bulwark Evangelion (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF
CB Barry Cuda (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR
CB Knight Rayearth (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 40 Tck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR
LB Mike Hawk (R) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 73 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FR
LB Grzegorz Winnicki (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Ban Hammer (GM) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Ban Hammer (GM) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Gumba Bad (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 58 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Ban Kickers (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Aeons Jenni (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Lance Alot (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Blk FG
DT Ban Kickers (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Dee Juana (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DT A HorseSizedDuck (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Emerson Bigguns (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Barbie Cue (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Northeast Hipster (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 36 Tck
DT Neon Genesis (GM) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Garlic Jr. (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (39 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Kiwi Flapjacks (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Wilee Coyote (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Thomas Sackarelli (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 6 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Breached Hull (GM) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF
DE Ex Ecute (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Miller Light (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Tck
FS Travis Kent (R) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 14 Tck, 1 FF, 1 FR
FS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Fisherman Pat (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 44 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
SS Jumping Gundam (GM) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 52 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Sfty
SS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
SS La'Travious Ward (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 59 Tck, 1 Sck
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Edith Nickelback (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Cleveland Brown (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Tar XF (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Tar XF (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

DT Carter Goad (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Carter Goad has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 56 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 FF, 2 FR

C Bot uBrachiosaurus (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bot uBrachiosaurus (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Pancakes

G Bot eTyrannosaurus (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bot eTyrannosaurus (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22 Pancakes

WR La'Fluke Paris-Johnson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR La'Fluke Paris-Johnson has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 239 rec, 3237 yds, 23 TD

TE Kieran Kovalev (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Kieran Kovalev has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 111 rec, 741 yds, 4 TD

CB Meowchael Cleocatchra (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Meowchael Cleocatchra has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 192 Tck, 8 Int, 2 Def TD, 5 FF, 1 FR

K Supreme Gundank (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Supreme Gundank (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13/18 FG

DE Strike Freedom (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Strike Freedom (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

C - Triceracop (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C - Triceracop has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 108 Pancakes

RB Bertie Mannering-Phipps (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Bertie Mannering-Phipps has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 894 att, 3769 yds, 28 TD, 61 rec, 589 yds, 5 TD

TE Jelani Avant (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Jelani Avant (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 rec, 530 yds, 1 TD

WR Robbie Chosen (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Robbie Chosen (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 rec, 630 yds, 2 TD

RB Kate Beckinsale (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kate Beckinsale (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 att, 342 yds, 3 TD, 18 rec, 137 yds, 2 TD

CB Dylan Friedland (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dylan Friedland has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 2 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

FS Luke Hunter (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Luke Hunter (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 78 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

K Master Chief (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Master Chief (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/28 FG

SS Etwaun Morgan III (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Etwaun Morgan III (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

DE Crazy Tomato (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Crazy Tomato has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF, 1 FR

T Giannis Kroustis Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Giannis Kroustis Jr. (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Pancakes

RB Anakin Skywalker (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Anakin Skywalker has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 549 att, 2283 yds, 13 TD, 119 rec, 1162 yds, 7 TD

K Jack Arthur (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jack Arthur (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31/41 FG

FS Lassie Retriever (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Lassie Retriever (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

LB 70 Riley (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB 70 Riley (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 97 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 FR

DE Scruff McGruff (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Scruff McGruff (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

DE Lucha Labradore (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Lucha Labradore (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

K Chris Blewitt (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Chris Blewitt (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/29 FG

DT Ronald McDonald (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ronald McDonald has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 Tck, 7 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

G Drake Maverick (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Drake Maverick (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

G Barret Garrett (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Barret Garrett (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

WR Orange Julius (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Orange Julius has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 162 rec, 2493 yds, 14 TD

LB Snowman Frowney (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Snowman Frowney (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FR

LB Cookie Monster (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Cookie Monster has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 222 Tck, 14 Sck, 4 FF

FS The Red Panda (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS The Red Panda has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 304 Tck, 6 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 6 FR

CB Paul Dosza (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Paul Dosza has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 219 Tck, 3 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 5 FF, 4 FR

CB Wayne Miller (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Wayne Miller (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 98 Tck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

DT Carl Fredrickson (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Carl Fredrickson (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Sfty

T 26Ducks InaTrenchcoast (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T 26Ducks InaTrenchcoast (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

C Adister Allebam (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Adister Allebam (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66 Pancakes

G Sand Sandrew (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Sand Sandrew (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Pancakes

G Laust Feercor (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Laust Feercor (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Pancakes

WR Thomas Sutha (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Thomas Sutha has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 223 rec, 3570 yds, 22 TD

WR Zisia ReallyLongName (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Zisia ReallyLongName (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 rec, 723 yds, 4 TD

RB Hercules Henry (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Hercules Henry (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 219 att, 1024 yds, 11 TD, 18 rec, 233 yds, 0 TD

DT Redd Mistt (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Redd Mistt has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 113 Tck, 6 Sck

DE Lieks Acksalot (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Lieks Acksalot has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 Tck, 19 Sck, 5 FF, 1 FR

LB Henry Cavill (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Henry Cavill (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

LB Nicholas Gilbert (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Nicholas Gilbert has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Perry Passiveman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Perry Passiveman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 112 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF

CB Geo Roberts (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Geo Roberts has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 101 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 6 FF, 3 FR

FS Scott Junior (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Scott Junior has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 100 Tck, 3 Sck, 5 Int, 9 FF, 2 FR

LB Thor Dangerson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Thor Dangerson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 193 Tck, 26 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

DE King Dingaling (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE King Dingaling (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Tck, 5 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

DT Ban Kickers (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ban Kickers (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 5 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

DT Oops All-Pro (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Oops All-Pro (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Tck, 12 Sck, 4 FF, 2 FR

WR Mattrim Cauthon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mattrim Cauthon has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 rec, 1238 yds, 9 TD

WR Jordan Bamford (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Jordan Bamford has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 130 rec, 1765 yds, 8 TD

TE Bought'n Paid-For (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Bought'n Paid-For (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 rec, 124 yds, 1 TD

RB Eldroh Kove (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Eldroh Kove has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 992 att, 4455 yds, 32 TD, 163 rec, 1071 yds, 8 TD

RB Sean Aldrich (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Sean Aldrich has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 440 att, 2060 yds, 17 TD, 51 rec, 449 yds, 0 TD

QB Jay Cue III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Jay Cue III has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 883/1449, 10108 yds, 73 TD

CB Pat Uncertain (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Pat Uncertain (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 Tck, 2 Int, 4 FF

CB Bell Peepo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Bell Peepo has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 205 Tck, 4 Sck, 13 Int, 3 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

LB - Gougar (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB - Gougar has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 226 Tck, 16 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

K Derided Hydrogen (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Derided Hydrogen (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/20 FG

DT Best Sub (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Best Sub (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

T Steve Submarine (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Steve Submarine (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Pancakes

QB Maximus Boudreaux (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Maximus Boudreaux has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 879/1539, 10662 yds, 63 TD

K Jack Sloth (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Jack Sloth (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2/2 FG

CB Devin Jones (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Devin Jones (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13 Tck, 1 Int

DT Emerson Bigguns (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Emerson Bigguns has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FR

WR Zachariah Mitchell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Zachariah Mitchell has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 rec, 363 yds, 1 TD

K Regression Is'Theft (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Regression Is'Theft (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18/24 FG

CB Trent Thigpen (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Trent Thigpen (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 5 Sck, 5 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR

LB Narl Hecklenburg (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Narl Hecklenburg (C) has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 297 Tck, 20 Sck, 5 FF, 3 FR

DT Tupac Amaru II (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Tupac Amaru II (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Sfty, 2 FF

C Turn Stile (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Turn Stile (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

G Penalty Committer (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Penalty Committer (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 Pancakes

RB Tatum Washington the III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Tatum Washington the III has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 337 att, 1441 yds, 18 TD, 42 rec, 354 yds, 4 TD

RB Kyle Bessey (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Kyle Bessey has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 509 att, 2412 yds, 24 TD, 125 rec, 1242 yds, 18 TD

K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0/0 FG

CB Trevor Prowler (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Trevor Prowler has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 174 Tck, 5 Int, 3 Def TD, 7 FF, 4 FR

TE Kirby Bernard (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Kirby Bernard has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26 rec, 228 yds, 2 TD