2065 Ultimini

The Team EuroCan have defeated the Team APAC in the 2065 Ultimini.

The final score was APAC 34 - 37 EuroCan.

Thor Bollrsveifla (C) - QB had a dominant game on offense even while his team lost.

On defense Mooty Poop-Eater - CB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Team APAC have defeated the Team SouthEast in the 2065 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was APAC 42 - 39 SouthEast.

- Bugs - QB had a dominant game on offense even while his team lost.

On defense SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler - CB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Nor Championship Game

The Team EuroCan have defeated the Team NorthEast in the 2065 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was EuroCan 35 - 14 NorthEast.

Jay Cue III - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Thor Dangerson - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Crane unhappy after SouthWest close loss.

War of words the between the SouthWest and the SouthWest after game. 'Surely, we have to take responsibility, but they were playing dirty, and it is a testament to their character' said the SouthWest Marty Crane - FS. He continued: 'The SouthWest' players will likely take offense to this, but I do not care. It is what it is, they did not deserve to win'.'

Week 14: QB Thor Bollrsveifla (C) (APAC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Team APAC' Thor Bollrsveifla (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 26 of 35 passes for 371 yards in the APAC victory over the Team SouthEast.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Bollrsveifla (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 34 touchdown passes this season.

Week 14: LB Maurice Gunner (SE) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Gunner absolutely dominated in the APAC 47-36 game with the Team SouthEast. He finished with 7 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Criticism of K Tim Robinson after MidWest-APAC game!

Luke Hunter (C) was furious with his team in an interview after the MidWest lost. He called out the effort on both offense and defense. 'These guys, they do not seem hungry. We have to get on the same page. Are we doing this or not?', he complained. Luke Hunter (C) - CB was clearly upset after the MidWest loss. 'We need to look at ourselves. If you are Tim Robinson (K), can you look at your performance and be happy? This whole team needs to work harder. This whole team needs to decide what we want', the CB said.

Jatt unhappy after SouthWest close loss.

WW Jatt was angry in his postgame interview after the SouthWest' loss. 'I think we were the best team on the field. You know, the SouthWest can point to the result all they want, but they did not deserve to win this.

Speed Hawk ridicules the MidWest.

Speed Hawk came out swinging in an interview after the APAC beat the MidWest. The APAC LB made no efforts to hide his lack of respect for the MidWest. 'I think this game proves where our team is, and that the MidWest just are not at our level', he said.

SouthWest lost. SouthWest casts blame.

Kevin Finnerty was furious with his team in an interview after the SouthWest lost. He called out the effort on both offense and defense. 'These guys, they do not seem hungry. We have to get on the same page. Are we doing this or not?', he complained. The SouthWest WR said he felt certain player, such as Joey Battle - LB, were not playing to their full potential. 'He comes up short in the critical situations. He needs to put in the effort. He needs to show he wants this.', he said. Those words are not likely to go over nicely with team management, who could not be reached for a comment.

Game Recaps for Week 14

EuroCan - 27, NorthEast - 14
SouthWest - 31, World - 20
West - 43, MidWest - 33
APAC - 47, SouthEast - 36

Game of the Week: Team APAC at Team SouthEast

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team APAC
Looking at the two rosters, my line of thinking is that the defense will need to contain Devin Mace - T. But they will fail, and he will destroy them. They greatly outscore them here.

Mary Moore : Team SouthEast
They are well coached. I am sure head coach Wade Sager has them prepared for this game. He is doing some really smart things on offense. Defensively he makes great adjustments. He is preparation and gameplanning is great. It may even be a blow out.

Jim Nox : Team SouthEast
The SouthEast win. I see no reason to think otherwise.

Darren Francis : Team APAC
I see them winning again this week. This may be one for the ages.

Drane Jr. sees the bright side of World loss.

Wake Drane Jr. was not pessimistic in an interview after the World lost to the MidWest. The World RB said he saw good things from his team in the game against the MidWest. 'We proved this game that we have it in us. We came close and we showed what we are all about. This team is hungry, and I think there are good things in there future.', he said.

Week 13: QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva (NE) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Team NorthEast' Tuna TurnDaBallOva threw 4 touchdowns, completing 25 of 37 passes for 285 yards in the NorthEast victory over the Team World.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for TurnDaBallOva, has seen some impressive numbers including 25 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: CB Roquefort Cotswold (EC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Cotswold's ball hawking ability was on display in the EuroCan 44-6 game with the Team SouthWest. He finished with 4 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Roquefort has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -EuroCan Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 13

APAC - 30, MidWest - 21
SouthEast - 34, West - 19
NorthEast - 35, World - 27
EuroCan - 44, SouthWest - 6

Game of the Week: Team APAC at Team MidWest

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team APAC
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Mary Moore : Team APAC
This will be a very up and down affair.

Jim Nox : Team APAC
Do not sleep on this defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 47. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 20.4. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 93.5 yards per game. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Team APAC
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 29. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 252.7! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 20. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 134.7! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 34.3! There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Redfox every reporter's dream

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Gajeel Redfox - CB. Gajeel Redfox is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The CB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

SouthWest lost. SouthWest is ok with that.

WW Jatt was optimistic in his postgame interview after the loss to the West. 'I think we played well and showed some things. The West are a good team and we played them well. There is plenty of promise on this roster, and we will be back and get them next time. Until then it is all about working hard to get there.' the 23 year old DT said.

Week 12: QB Jay Cue III (EC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Team EuroCan' Jay Cue III threw 3 touchdowns, completing 26 of 39 passes for 353 yards in the EuroCan victory over the Team MidWest.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Cue III, has seen some impressive numbers including 21 touchdown passes this season.

Week 12: LB Crasher Wake (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Crasher Wake of the Team APAC has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Wake finished with 12 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 12

EuroCan - 32, MidWest - 26
SouthEast - 30, World - 14
APAC - 24, SouthWest - 10
NorthEast - 27, West - 14

Game of the Week: Team SouthWest at Team APAC

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team APAC
For this game, I feel certain that the offense will struggle to counter Leroy Jenkins - SS. Watch out for him. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Mary Moore : Team APAC
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet. The referees will have their work cut out for them. This will be very competitive and intense.

Jim Nox : Team APAC
When you think of the players that will be on the field, a good bet is that Paul Dosza is the best CB that will see the field. He will have a great day and be critical in this game. It might be a high scoring game.

Darren Francis : Team APAC
Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Thor Bollrsveifla (C) - QB is looking good!

Thor Bollrsveifla (C) - QB is looking good out there so far this season. If he keeps playing such astonishing football, he’s got a shot at being remembered as one of the greats.

Dawelle Wevis calls out NorthEast RB Wilder (R) after loss.

Dawelle Wevis blasted the effort of some teammates after the loss. 'These guys have to show up' he said. 'We all have to take responsibility and make sure we are prepared and some guys are letting the team down'. Dawelle Wevis - CB was clearly upset after the NorthEast loss. 'We need to look at ourselves. If you are JamesIsRunning Wilder (R) (RB), can you look at your performance and be happy? This whole team needs to work harder. This whole team needs to decide what we want', the CB said.

Week 11: QB Lenard McRobinson (WEST) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Team West quarterback Lenard McRobinson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The West defeated the Team World, 31 to 30. McRobinson did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 21 of 30 passes for 311 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 19 to 6, and a passer rating of 99.6.

Week 11: LB Maurice Gunner (SE) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Maurice Gunner of the Team SouthEast has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Gunner finished with 12 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 11

MidWest - 40, SouthWest - 32
APAC - 31, NorthEast - 17
SouthEast - 27, EuroCan - 23
West - 31, World - 30

Game of the Week: Team NorthEast at Team APAC

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team APAC
A double digit win.

Mary Moore : Team APAC
Looking at the teams, I have no doubt that you have to focus on this SS named Leroy Jenkins. I expect everyone knows this guy will be a wrecking ball. A single digit win.

Jim Nox : Team APAC
Head coach William Harris puts them over the top in this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is doing some clever things with his defense.

Darren Francis : Team NorthEast
Certainly, this offense will have a good game. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 18. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 224! They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 22.1!

Meet media's new darling: Nacho Libre (GM) - LB.

Turns out Team local media have jumped on the Nacho Libre (GM) hypetrain. Nacho Libre (GM) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The LB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 10: LB Robot Sunfish (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Sunfish absolutely dominated in the APAC 45-17 game with the Team EuroCan. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Week 10: RB Stetson David (APAC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after David's 15 att, 145 yds, 2 TD, 2 rec, 16 yds, 1 TD performance against the Team EuroCan. David from U of A was selected in round 0, 2 years ago.

David now has 622 Rushing Yards and 8 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 10

World - 29, MidWest - 24
West - 24, SouthWest - 21
SouthEast - 13, NorthEast - 10
APAC - 45, EuroCan - 17

Game of the Week: Team APAC at Team EuroCan

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team EuroCan
Can't lose.

Mary Moore : Team APAC
They will rely on their offense to pull them through. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 20. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 253.2! They are 3rd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 16. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 129! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 34.7! Believe me.

Jim Nox : Team EuroCan
When they win here, people will take notice.

Darren Francis : Team EuroCan
In the context of this game, you would be a fool not to think that the defense will need to contain Purdy Mediocre - RB. But they will fail, and he will destroy them. When they win here, people will take notice.

Princess Donut targets coach Taylor Grant after West loss.

GCBWRNW Princess Donut pointed the finger at his coaches in analyzing the West loss. 'We have to step up, all of us' he said, and continued: 'But they, the coaches, have to get us ready and have the right gameplan. Well, we were not ready and we had the wrong gameplan'. 'I think this roster has great promise, but certain factors are holding us back. One factor might be Taylor Grant. He has not gotten players to buy in, but I hope we can get in sync soon, but something has to give eventually.' the 23 year old DT said.

Week 9: RB - Triceracop (SW) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back - Triceracop. His 12 att, 104 yds, 1 TD, 2 rec, 70 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 33 to 3 victory for the Team SouthWest.

The former LSU gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 907 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 9: LB KrustyKrab Pizza (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB KrustyKrab Pizza of the Team APAC has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Pizza finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 9

APAC - 27, World - 17
NorthEast - 20, MidWest - 15
SouthWest - 33, SouthEast - 3
EuroCan - 27, West - 20

Game of the Week: Team EuroCan at Team West

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team EuroCan
Surely, the EuroCan win. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

Mary Moore : Team EuroCan
I have a lot of respect for head coach Albert Rivera. He is doing great things in Team. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. Defensively he makes great adjustments. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Team EuroCan
In the context of this game, you would be a fool not to think that Roman Alexander - DE will be a key player to watch. He always delivers a highlight reel.

Darren Francis : Team West
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 258.4! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 25.6!

Who is the best DE? SouthWest' Dan Dandrews or EuroCan' Rex Havoc?

SouthWest DE Dan Dandrews compared himself to Rex Havoc of the EuroCan in a postgame interview. 'You cannot help but compare yourself to other players. Sure, there are, were or will be someone who is better than me, but I feel confident that Rex Havoc - DE is not one of them.' the 23 year old DE said.

Week 8: LB Grzegorz Winnicki (EC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Grzegorz Winnicki of the Team EuroCan has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Winnicki finished with 8 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF.

Week 8: QB Russell Jimmies (MIDW) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Team MidWest quarterback Russell Jimmies has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The MidWest defeated the Team SouthEast, 34 to 27. Jimmies did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 21 of 33 passes for 230 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 18 to 10, and a passer rating of 94.1.

Game Recaps for Week 8

APAC - 37, West - 13
EuroCan - 34, World - 10
NorthEast - 20, SouthWest - 16
MidWest - 34, SouthEast - 27

Game of the Week: Team West at Team APAC

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team West
Head coach William Shipley does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Mary Moore : Team APAC
I do not think their defense gets enough credit. They are 3rd in sacks with 26. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 24.4. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 105.9 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 6. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles. This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Team West
We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Darren Francis : Team West
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

James sour after SouthEast loss.

LeHarm James was angry in his postgame interview after the SouthEast' loss. LeHarm James - LB left no possibility for mistakes about his opinion of the SouthEast. 'The SouthEast' players should care more about how they carry themselves. Instead they were acting like classless clowns', a clearly bitter James said.

Week 7: QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva (NE) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Team NorthEast' Tuna TurnDaBallOva threw 4 touchdowns, completing 21 of 33 passes for 313 yards in the NorthEast victory over the Team SouthWest.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for TurnDaBallOva, has seen some impressive numbers including 15 touchdown passes this season.

Week 7: FS Chappy McChapperson (WEST) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Chappy McChapperson of the Team West has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. McChapperson finished with 2 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 7

EuroCan - 31, World - 20
West - 34, APAC - 21
SouthEast - 28, MidWest - 24
NorthEast - 34, SouthWest - 6

Game of the Week: Team APAC at Team West

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team West
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 263.5! They are 1st in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 26.3!

Mary Moore : Team APAC
I just really like the way they coach in Team. Head coach William Harris is doing great things. He is a great offensive mind. He is innovative with his defense.

Jim Nox : Team APAC
There will be some very good football to watch here.

Darren Francis : Team APAC
This defense is likely to step up this week. They are 2nd in sacks with 24. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 22.8. They are 1st in run defense. Giving up only 101.3 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 6. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles.

Team SouthWest pull off the upset!

The Team SouthWest fans are celebrating after the SouthWest took down the Team SouthEast.
In a fantastic effort the SouthWest brought home the win against a superior opponent. The supporters of the SouthWest are taking the victory as evidence that the team is only a couple of seasons away from being a top program, if they can keep progressing and developing their program.

Caballero Rojo (R) every reporter's dream

A flurry of media appearances by Miguel Caballero Rojo (R) have blanketed the airwaves recently. The media presense of Miguel Caballero Rojo (R) - DT is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the EuroCan are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Caballero Rojo (R) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the EuroCan.

Owidhuse not down after World close loss.

Heiiajs D. Owidhuse was not pessimistic in an interview after the World lost to the MidWest. The World CB said he saw good things from his team in the game against the MidWest. 'We proved this game that we have it in us. We came close and we showed what we are all about. This team is hungry, and I think there are good things in there future.', he said.

Week 6: LB Grzegorz Winnicki (EC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Grzegorz Winnicki of the Team EuroCan has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Winnicki finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 6

SouthWest - 22, SouthEast - 20
APAC - 41, World - 10
MidWest - 27, NorthEast - 22
EuroCan - 36, West - 16

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Paul Dosza - CB.

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Paul Dosza - CB.

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Paul Dosza - CB.

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Paul Dosza - CB.

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Paul Dosza - CB.

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Paul Dosza - CB.

Game of the Week: Team APAC at Team World

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team World
Looking at how the teams match up, you would be a fool not to think that Puddles O'Duck - QB will be a factor. He has been shining bright on the World offense this season. Love watching him.

Mary Moore : Team APAC
A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Jim Nox : Team APAC
If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Darren Francis : Team World
Certainly, this defense will have a good game. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 18. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 203.8 per game. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 120.6 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 6. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles. This is going to be a very viewer friendly game.

Who is the better WR? NorthEast' Brad Woof weighs in

WR Brad Woof had words of praise for himself in a recent interview. 'I am one of the best WRs in the game', he said. Brad Woof brings up Orange Julius every chance he gets, it seems. 'Is he faster than me? nah. Look at the tape, once the pads come on he slows down. Sure, he is good and he may even be as good as me some day.' The NorthEast WR said. Certainly such words will set the internet forums on fire, and it will be interesting to see if Orange Julius takes the bait and responds.

Week 5: QB Lenard McRobinson (WEST) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Team West quarterback Lenard McRobinson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The West defeated the Team SouthWest, 23 to 20. McRobinson did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 29 of 36 passes for 371 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 7 to 3, and a passer rating of 97.2.

Week 5: LB Crasher Wake (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Crasher Wake of the Team APAC has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Wake finished with 10 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 5

SouthEast - 29, NorthEast - 13
West - 23, SouthWest - 20
APAC - 31, EuroCan - 24
MidWest - 20, World - 19

Game of the Week: Team MidWest at Team World

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team World
Of course the World win. Have you been living under a rock?

Mary Moore : Team World
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality.

Jim Nox : Team MidWest
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 3rd in sacks with 12. They are 3rd in pass defense. They only give up 224.8 per game. They are 4th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 5th in forced fumbles. They greatly outscore them here.

Darren Francis : Team MidWest
In this game, everyone knows that Serhii Strynadka - FS will drive the offense crazy.

Orion points fingers after MidWest loss.

Jamie Orion was angry with his teammates after the loss. He said that the entire team needed to step up. However, he also singled out some teammates. 'We lost and somebody is to blame. If you look at the game, you will see some players just are not delivering.' said the MidWest FS. Asked to clarify, Orion suggested Tim Robinson - K needs to perform better, but underscored that there was plenty of blame to go around. 'Guys need to listen, we need to get grinding, you cannot just show up and expect to play or expect to win', Orion concluded.

Week 4: LB Perry Passiveman (MIDW) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Passiveman absolutely dominated in the MidWest 48-24 game with the Team SouthWest. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 4: RB Fig Newton (MIDW) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 4's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Fig Newton. His 20 att, 179 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 48 to 24 victory for the Team MidWest.

The former Hard Knox gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 372 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 4

NorthEast - 34, APAC - 21
SouthEast - 16, EuroCan - 6
West - 30, World - 24
MidWest - 48, SouthWest - 24

Game of the Week: Team World at Team West

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team West
The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Mary Moore : Team World
When you consider the two rosters, I see that Spruce Willis - CB is going to be a difference maker on the World defense.

Jim Nox : Team West
One of the most underestimated defenses. They are 5th in sacks with 8. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 24. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 244 per game. They are 5th in run defense. Giving up only 119 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 5. They are 4th in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Team World
Certainly, this offense will have a good game. They are 3rd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 5th in the league passing touchdowns with 5. They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 6. They are 1st in the league rushing yards per game. They average 165! They are 3rd in the league points scored per game. They average 28.7! They might even blow them out.

'I am better than MidWest' Jamie Orion', says Loose Cannon

'We see a lot of players thinking they are the best at their position', said the West FS Loose Cannon. He continued. 'I prefer to look at individual players, and ask myself: Am I better than him?'. Loose Cannon brings up Jamie Orion every chance he gets, it seems. 'Is he faster than me? nah. Look at the tape, once the pads come on he slows down. Sure, he is good and he may even be as good as me some day.' The West FS said. Certainly such words will set the internet forums on fire, and it will be interesting to see if Jamie Orion takes the bait and responds.

Week 3: QB Lenard McRobinson (WEST) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Team West' Lenard McRobinson threw 2 touchdowns, completing 30 of 36 passes for 339 yards in the West victory over the Team NorthEast.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for McRobinson, has seen some impressive numbers including 4 touchdown passes this season.

Week 3: LB Crasher Wake (APAC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Wake absolutely dominated in the APAC 31-23 game with the Team SouthWest. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 3

West - 44, NorthEast - 21
EuroCan - 21, MidWest - 18
APAC - 31, SouthWest - 23
World - 31, SouthEast - 6

Game of the Week: Team SouthEast at Team World

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team World
I may be biased here, but I think the World are obviously the better team. Easy prediction.

Mary Moore : Team World
Certainly, this defense will have a good game. I am looking forward to watching this showdown.

Jim Nox : Team World
They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Darren Francis : Team SouthEast
Look for them to build on their last win.

Hawk media buzz

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Speed Hawk - LB. The city of Team just loves to read about and watch Team. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Speed Hawk is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the APAC.

Week 2: LB Grzegorz Winnicki (EC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Grzegorz Winnicki of the Team EuroCan has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Winnicki finished with 5 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FR.

Week 2: RB Wake Drane Jr. (WORLD) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Drane Jr.'s 18 att, 166 yds, 2 TD performance against the Team NorthEast. Drane Jr. from Purdue was selected in round 0, 0 years ago.

Drane Jr. now has 196 Rushing Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 2

SouthEast - 24, West - 23
EuroCan - 35, SouthWest - 25
APAC - 52, MidWest - 27
World - 38, NorthEast - 24

Game of the Week: Team MidWest at Team APAC

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Team MidWest
I have a lot of respect for head coach Maurice Fuchs. He is doing great things in Team. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is running an explosive defense. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful. This should be some good football.

Mary Moore : Team APAC
This may be a pivotal game for their season.

Jim Nox : Team MidWest
This is a very good offense. But it will be much closer than many think..

Darren Francis : Team MidWest
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the MidWest are overhyped. They are who we thought they were.

Triceracop every reporter's dream

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Team have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of - Triceracop - RB. - Triceracop - RB is everywhere in the Team media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Triceracop navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the SouthWest are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

SouthEast lost. SouthEast is ok with that.

Encouraging words after the SouthEast - APAC game. 'I think we played well and showed some things. The APAC are a good team and we played them well. There is plenty of promise on this roster, and we will be back and get them next time. Until then it is all about working hard to get there.' the 23 year old QB said.

Week 1: QB Thor Bollrsveifla (C) (APAC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Team APAC' Thor Bollrsveifla (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 21 of 29 passes for 365 yards in the APAC victory over the Team SouthEast.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Bollrsveifla (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 4 touchdown passes this season.

Week 1: LB Thomas Sutha (WORLD) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Thomas Sutha of the Team World has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Sutha finished with 11 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 1

World - 17, SouthWest - 10
MidWest - 27, West - 22
NorthEast - 23, EuroCan - 16
APAC - 51, SouthEast - 19

Player Release

The Team West have released Pizza Monster - DT.

Player Release

The Team West have released Lheorvine Adebisi - DT.

Player Release

The Team West have released Ignatious Cleetington - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Thomas Sutha - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Duilio's Beard - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Scorch von Turbo - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Widdle Warrick - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Raphael Mephistopholes - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Blacksmith Andre - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Spruce Willis - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Heiiajs D. Owidhuse - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Kit Fisto (C) - WR.

Player Release

The Team West have released Kelijah Verwae - T.

Player Release

The Team West have released Garlic Jr. - G.

Player Release

The Team West have released Will Nuck - RB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Wake Drane Jr. - RB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Anakin Skywalker - RB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Puddles O'Duck - QB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Scott Junior - FS.

Player Release

The Team West have released Julian Rose - WR.

Player Release

The Team West have released Widdle Warrick - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Raphael Mephistopholes - CB.

Player Release

The Team NorthEast have released Blacksmith Andre - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Spruce Willis - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Heiiajs D. Owidhuse - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Ignatious Cleetington - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Thomas Sutha - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Duilio's Beard - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Scorch von Turbo - LB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Pizza Monster - DT.

Player Release

The Team West have released Lheorvine Adebisi - DT.

Player Release

The Team West have released Kelijah Verwae - T.

Player Release

The Team West have released Garlic Jr. - G.

Player Release

The Team West have released Kit Fisto (C) - WR.

Player Release

The Team West have released Will Nuck - RB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Wake Drane Jr. - RB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Puddles O'Duck - QB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Anakin Skywalker - RB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Leo Simon Schwartz - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Hot Dam - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Bell Peepo - CB.

Player Release

The Team West have released Paul Edgecomb - FS.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Dan Dandrews - DE.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Lyle Robideaux - FS.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released WW Jatt - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Juan Carrasco - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Joey Battle - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Adolin Collins - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Ali Star - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Billdozer Dauterive - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Gajeel Redfox - CB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Mako Mendonca Jr - FB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Imma Sabercat - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Maximus Boudreaux - T.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Aaron Ford - FB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Animal Blundetto - RB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released - Triceracop - RB.

Player Release

The Team SouthEast have released Octavion Speedings (C) - QB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released PeePee Poop-Eater Jr. - FS.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Adam Journey - CB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler - CB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Devin Jones - CB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Allister Adebam - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Maurice Gunner - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Willeh Strong - LB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Gil Fischer - DE.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Jonathan Dailey - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Dan Dandrews - DE.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Sewage Joe Fantringham - DT.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Ace Anderson - RB.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Tyler Higbee II - TE.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Neil Bonnet - TE.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Keanu Calhoun - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released André Benn - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Tim Riggins - WR.

Player Release

The Team SouthWest have released Maple Dogwood (C) - RB.

Player Release

The Team APAC have released Willie Swaggert - RB.

Player Release

The Team World have released Luke Laraque - DE.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: London Royals with 9 votes (Runner up: Portland Pythons with 7 votes)

South South: Norfolk Seawolves with 12 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 4 votes)

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
There will be some very good football to watch here.

Mary Moore : Norfolk Seawolves
Head coach Curtis Roach does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Definitely the losing streak is on their minds. They will get the win and break it in this game.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
We are doing a sweepstakes at the network, and I look forward to raking in the winnings for this bet.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (9 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
RB Owl BeBack (BOT)
RB Jacques Hammer (R)
WR I I
WR Ben Snekwronek (BOT)
WR Kevin Jonathen (R)
CB Colin DeCoolin (R)
CB Millard Fillmore (GM)
CB Coquefort Rotswald (BOT)
LB Astro Boy (BOT)
LB Three Fore (BOT)

TE TightEnds ArePeople (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

TE TightEnds ArePeople (BOT) (43 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (KCC) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Kansas City Coyotes drafted I I #1 overall in the 2065 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Coyotes general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Pick 2: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. 'Team player', this is the correct term for him. He makes everyone around him better. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Great player. Great fit. Great pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. In addition to his own role, this kid doubles as glue. He makes everyone on the field play as a team. Well liked in the locker room. Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Pick 6: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Already has a big fanbase of his own. He will be an asset to the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The ultimate team player. A pick for the future. And if you are in doubt: the future is tomorrow.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. Respected for his good behavior on the field. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Pick 8: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
A leader on the field and in the locker room. This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Pick 9: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
He is driven by the love of the sport. Well liked in the locker room. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. Respected for his good behavior on the field. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Pick 10: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: T TE DE
London Royals: G C CB SS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: LB DE
Portland Pythons: FS
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: C CB LB DT
Dallas Birddogs: CB LB
Norfolk Seawolves: DE
Tijuana Luchadores: T C CB

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Kansas City Coyotes own first overall.

Pick 1: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 2: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 4: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 5: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 6: London Royals
Pick 7: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 8: Portland Pythons

Other retirements

QB I I (63 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Christopher Robin (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 69 att, 269 yds, 2 TD, 8 rec, 47 yds, 0 TD
RB James Linch (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 2 att, 8 yds, 0 TD, 13 rec, 56 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (24 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G USS California (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Pancakes
G I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Abby Westminster (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Pancakes
T I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Macho Man (GM) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Pancakes
T I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (38 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Snor Lax (GM) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 47 Pancakes
C I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Doug Mango (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 26 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C USS Texas (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 17 Pancakes
C I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Long Snapper (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 33 rec, 232 yds, 3 TD
TE I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Kanga Mama (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 4 rec, 37 yds, 0 TD
TE Ozzie Newsomthin (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE White Fang (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 3 rec, 14 yds, 0 TD
TE Oliver Wilson (R) (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Treyverion Bernardrick (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 65 rec, 579 yds, 4 TD
CB Tigger Thetiger (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 52 Tck
CB Jeffrey Jefferson (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 13 Tck
CB Goose Nuk'em (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Piglet Thesmall (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 18 Tck, 1 Sck
CB Jah'cee Collins (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Gabino Barreda (BOT) (40 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Jane Goodall (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Stephen Hawking (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Ban Hammer (GM) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 70 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR
LB Grzegorz Winnicki (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Honey Pot (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Timber Wolf (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 22 Tck
DT Jiggory Puff (GM) (57 ovr) : Career stats: 57 Tck, 1 FF
DT Agatha Christie (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Eeyore Thesad (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Tck, 1 FF
DT Roo Baby (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 28 Tck
DT Remus Lupin (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Mr. Plow (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 5 Tck
DT Aeons Jenni (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (46 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Waddle Flocka Flame (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (51 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (49 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Helen Mirren (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
DE Phil Collins (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Big Bad Wolf (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 10 Tck
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Michael Mann (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 41 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Blk FG, 1 FR
FS Logan McGinnis (R) (42 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (41 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Cassius Ketch (47 ovr) : Career stats: 86 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 2 FR
SS I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Otto Wolff (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Cameron Osprey-Newton (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

QB Lenard McRobinson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Lenard McRobinson has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 795/1399, 8519 yds, 49 TD

RB Dru Freduci (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Dru Freduci has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 475 att, 2266 yds, 11 TD, 36 rec, 288 yds, 0 TD

C McDripsen McDropsen (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C McDripsen McDropsen (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Pancakes

WR María Teresa de la Rosa (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR María Teresa de la Rosa (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 84 rec, 1452 yds, 10 TD

LB Winnie Pooh (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Winnie Pooh (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

DT Leo Simon Schwartz (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Leo Simon Schwartz has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 95 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 3 FR

FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

SS Rabbit Therabbit (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Rabbit Therabbit (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 65 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 FF, 1 FR

QB Chappy McChapperson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Chappy McChapperson has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 882/1534, 11185 yds, 87 TD

C Joe Boxer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Joe Boxer (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Pancakes

RB Reginald Hammerfall (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Reginald Hammerfall (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 243 att, 973 yds, 13 TD, 15 rec, 164 yds, 1 TD

C Willard Van Orman Quine (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Willard Van Orman Quine (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 63 Pancakes

WR Lane Frost III (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Lane Frost III has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 298 rec, 4972 yds, 42 TD

TE Raffi Turnbull (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Raffi Turnbull (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 rec, 399 yds, 4 TD

WR Seventh Rounder (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Seventh Rounder has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 rec, 1461 yds, 7 TD

CB SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 68 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

DT Sewage Joe Fantringham (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Sewage Joe Fantringham (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 73 Tck, 6 Sck, 1 FF

FS Roman Furchi (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Roman Furchi (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF, 1 FR

FS Dewey Greenbeans (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Dewey Greenbeans has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 215 Tck, 2 Sck, 22 Int, 3 Def TD, 10 FF, 5 FR

RB Will Nuck (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Will Nuck (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 150 att, 694 yds, 8 TD, 15 rec, 108 yds, 0 TD

RB Purdy Mediocre (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Purdy Mediocre has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 489 att, 2178 yds, 11 TD, 77 rec, 669 yds, 2 TD

TE Neil Bonnet (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Neil Bonnet has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 119 rec, 1200 yds, 5 TD

TE Barney Gumble (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Barney Gumble (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 5 rec, 27 yds, 0 TD

WR Tim Riggins (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tim Riggins (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 rec, 1002 yds, 10 TD

WR Leonard McCoy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Leonard McCoy has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 199 rec, 2584 yds, 18 TD

WR Moe Syzlack (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Moe Syzlack (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 8 rec, 121 yds, 1 TD

CB Hearty Harry (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Hearty Harry has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Tck, 2 Int

LB Duilio's Beard (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Duilio's Beard has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 221 Tck, 16 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 10 FF, 6 FR

DT Homer Simpson (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Homer Simpson (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 3 Tck

DT Rainier Wolfcastle (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Rainier Wolfcastle (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Tck, 4 Sck

DE LaMarcus Love (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE LaMarcus Love (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 1 Sck

FS Milhouse Van Houten (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Milhouse Van Houten (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 4 Tck

SS Hank Scorpio (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Hank Scorpio (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 65 Tck, 1 FF

K Cleveland Brown (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Cleveland Brown (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/31 FG

DE Derek Becker (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Derek Becker (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR

FS Demarcus Brothers (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Demarcus Brothers (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 2 Sck, 4 Int

K Hamm Hargreaves (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Hamm Hargreaves (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15/20 FG

QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Tuna TurnDaBallOva has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1212/2132, 14330 yds, 74 TD

RB Willie Swaggert (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Willie Swaggert has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 422 att, 1726 yds, 13 TD, 228 rec, 2417 yds, 11 TD

G Bill Shellichek (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bill Shellichek (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

C Quack O'Dawn (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Quack O'Dawn (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Pancakes

CB Meelk Deeze (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Meelk Deeze (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR

T Ivan Ivanov (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Ivan Ivanov has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 210 Pancakes

CB Micah Dixon (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Micah Dixon has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 179 Tck, 1 Sck, 4 Int, 5 FF, 1 FR

SS Drake Wane (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Drake Wane has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 114 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF

K Eye-Hardly Knower (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Eye-Hardly Knower has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62/82 FG

RB Fig Newton (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Fig Newton has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 360 att, 1821 yds, 7 TD, 34 rec, 320 yds, 3 TD

C Raw Cheese McPickle (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Raw Cheese McPickle has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 Pancakes

C USS Virginia (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C USS Virginia (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 39 Pancakes

WR JJ What (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR JJ What (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 rec, 1153 yds, 12 TD

CB Roquefort Cotswald (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Roquefort Cotswald (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 Tck, 5 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Sergei Nunkanblok (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sergei Nunkanblok has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 1 FR

DE Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF

K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44/58 FG

RB Ssstephen Stanaconda (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ssstephen Stanaconda (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 att, 102 yds, 0 TD, 11 rec, 42 yds, 0 TD

G Swantavius Stack (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Swantavius Stack (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 80 Pancakes

WR Ricky Ray (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Ricky Ray (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 rec, 635 yds, 3 TD

WR Brad Woof (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Brad Woof (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 90 rec, 1184 yds, 4 TD

DE Liam McPoyle (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Liam McPoyle (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF

FS Felix Waterman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Felix Waterman has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 300 Tck, 11 Sck, 5 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

K Tar XF (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Tar XF (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20/23 FG

RB Corey Trevor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Corey Trevor has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 377 att, 1750 yds, 15 TD, 49 rec, 541 yds, 2 TD

C Casino Security (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Casino Security (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 178 Pancakes

C Ele Ven (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Ele Ven (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 143 Pancakes

C Bull Dozer (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Bull Dozer (BOT) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 161 Pancakes

WR Pitter Patter (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Pitter Patter has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 237 rec, 3723 yds, 37 TD

CB Tyrell Ramsey (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tyrell Ramsey has retired after 8 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 274 Tck, 1 Sck, 16 Int, 3 Def TD, 10 FF, 5 FR

LB K.C. Gordon (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB K.C. Gordon (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 110 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

DE Luke Laraque (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Luke Laraque (R) (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 2 FR

FS - Bunny (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS - Bunny (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR

QB So Gringo (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB So Gringo (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 7/10, 47 yds, 1 TD

FS Sebastian Lovecraft (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Sebastian Lovecraft has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 161 Tck, 4 Sck, 13 Int, 3 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

K Cameron Gold (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Cameron Gold (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20/27 FG

DT GoTo http://imnegs.net/ (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT GoTo http://imnegs.net/ has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR

DE Ahmad Baba (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Ahmad Baba (GM) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 79 Tck, 3 Sck, 3 FF, 2 FR

RB Hadrian Peterson (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Hadrian Peterson (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 151 att, 543 yds, 6 TD, 20 rec, 160 yds, 1 TD

T Buck Palace (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Buck Palace (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 Pancakes

LB Twenty Seven (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Twenty Seven (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 69 Tck, 6 Int, 2 Def TD

DT David Bowie (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT David Bowie (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 38 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF

TE Local Cryptid (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Local Cryptid has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 156 rec, 1566 yds, 11 TD