2061 Ultimini

The Dallas Birddogs have defeated the London Royals in the 2061 Ultimini.

The final score was Royals 31 - 41 Birddogs.

Chappy McChapperson - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Huge Yakman (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Dallas Birddogs have defeated the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2061 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Luchadores 20 - 23 Birddogs.

Air Bud (BOT) - K had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Toller Retriever (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The London Royals have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2061 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Grey Ducks 27 - 33 Royals.

Scudl McDiddl - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Johnathan ByWater (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Week 14: QB Elijah Dyson (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Elijah Dyson (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 24 of 37 passes for 338 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Dyson (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 32 touchdown passes this season.

Week 14: LB Grzegorz Winnicki (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Winnicki (R) absolutely dominated in the Luchadores 45-31 game with the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He finished with 11 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Grey Ducks - 23, Coyotes - 21
Luchadores - 45, Buccaneers - 31
Pythons - 23, Royals - 20
Seawolves - 44, Birddogs - 38

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
A single digit win.

Mary Moore : Kansas City Coyotes
For this game, the film shows that D'Glester Hardunkichurd (R) - LB will run circles around the offense. This is going to be great to watch.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Look for them to continue their winstreak. Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
In the context of this game, I think a good bet is that Willie Swaggert - RB is the guy to watch, this man is pivotal to the Grey Ducks offense.

Big boys shows the way in Minnesota.

The big men from Grey Ducks are absolutely dominating this year. They’ve given up only 8 sacks in 13 games while collecting 320 pancakes.

Week 13: LB Twenty Seven (GM) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Twenty Seven (GM) of the London Royals has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Seven (GM) finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 13: QB Chappy McChapperson (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Dallas Birddogs' Chappy McChapperson threw 6 touchdowns, completing 29 of 41 passes for 428 yards in the Birddogs victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for McChapperson, has seen some impressive numbers including 25 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 13

Royals - 40, Seawolves - 24
Birddogs - 42, Pythons - 38
Grey Ducks - 31, Buccaneers - 16
Coyotes - 37, Luchadores - 16

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
In the context of this game, it seems a given that they have to contain Micah Dixon - CB. I think they will fail. Expect him to show up in a big way and make a difference. Just win baby.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They field one of the most underestimated offenses. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 265.6! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 19. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 142.2! If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Head coach Brandon Pena does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. He is running a great offense. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents.

Grey Ducks racking up yards!

The offense of the Grey Ducks is beating the stew out of everybody this year, posting 4893 total yards and 298 points thus far in 12 games. Quarterback Tuna TurnDaBallOva - QB and receiver KrustyKrab Pizza - WR have clowned on opponents to the tune of 1007 yards this season, while Running Back Soul King Brook (R) - RB has piled up for 790. The hogs on the line has steamrolled opponents for 303 pancakes this season while surrendering only 8 quarterback sacks.

Week 12: CB Walter Yensid (R) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Walter Yensid (R) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Yensid (R) finished with 9 Tck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR.

Week 12: QB Chappy McChapperson (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Dallas Birddogs quarterback Chappy McChapperson has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Dallas Birddogs, 41 to 34. McChapperson did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 30 of 59 passes for 502 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 19 to 6, and a passer rating of 84.2.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Royals - 24, Coyotes - 18
Buccaneers - 41, Birddogs - 34
Luchadores - 30, Seawolves - 23
Grey Ducks - 31, Pythons - 10

Game of the Week: London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Kansas City Coyotes
Look for their defense to dominate. They are 5th in points allowed, averaging only 25.5. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 229.2 per game. They are 4th in run defense. Giving up only 121.9 yards per game. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 2nd in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 4th in forced fumbles. Lots of points scored.

Mary Moore : London Royals
They will put up a lot of points.

Jim Nox : Kansas City Coyotes
Look for their offense to dominate. They are 4th in the league passing touchdowns with 19. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 254.8! They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league average yards per rush. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 13. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 146.8! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 25.7! There will be some very good football to watch here.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
They will be eager to show that their loss in that last game was an abnormality. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Week 11: QB - Bugs (R) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' - Bugs (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 24 of 34 passes for 288 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Bugs (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 19 touchdown passes this season.

Week 11: LB Ryan Joseph (R) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Joseph (R) absolutely dominated in the Royals 28-23 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 8 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Royals - 28, Luchadores - 23
Grey Ducks - 34, Seawolves - 20
Birddogs - 17, Coyotes - 7
Buccaneers - 38, Pythons - 31

Game of the Week: London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
They are on a win streak. They will continue that streak. They will win this game. When they win here, people will take notice.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
People tend to underestimate their offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 25. They are 2nd in the league passing yards per game. They average 280.4! They are 4th in the league average yards per rush. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 111.4! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 27.7! This may be where we see their true colors.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
A single digit win.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, popular opinion is that Cro Ney (BOT) - DT will be a key figure in this game. Do not sleep on this guy's ability.

Grey Ducks racking up yards!

The offense of the Grey Ducks is stomping a mudhole in everybody this year, posting 4020 total yards and 233 points thus far in 10 games. Quarterback Tuna TurnDaBallOva - QB and receiver KrustyKrab Pizza - WR have hooked up to the tune of 874 yards this season, while Running Back Soul King Brook (R) - RB has juked, jived and steamrolled his way for 607. The big boys up front has smashed opponents for 255 pancakes this season while surrendering only 8 quarterback sacks.

Week 10: QB Puddles O'Duck (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback Puddles O'Duck (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Luchadores defeated the Portland Pythons, 42 to 16. O'Duck (R) did his part, throwing 5 touchdowns, completing 25 of 32 passes for 335 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 24 to 10, and a passer rating of 102.0.

Week 10: LB K.C. Gordon (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB K.C. Gordon (R) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Gordon (R) finished with 13 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Royals - 38, Buccaneers - 10
Luchadores - 42, Pythons - 16
Grey Ducks - 34, Birddogs - 7
Coyotes - 38, Seawolves - 35

Big boys shows the way in Minnesota.

The O-Line from Grey Ducks are absolutely dominating this year. They’ve given up only 8 sacks in 9 games while collecting 227 pancakes.

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
The difference in this game will be their defense. They are 1st in sacks with 27. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 23.8. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 263.9 per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 11. They are 2nd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles. There are so many factors to consider when making predictions. This one was easy though.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager puts them over the top in this game. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. He is preparation and gameplanning is great. Just win baby.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will be an action-packed affair.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
This is just going by my intuition.

Winning pleases everyone.

Birddogs fans are excited this week after their team dirt rolled the Luchadores. Wade Sager said of his team, This is promising, this is where we want to be as a team.’

Week 9: FS Dewey Greenbeans (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Dewey Greenbeans of the Dallas Birddogs has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Greenbeans finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF.

Week 9: RB Reginald Hammerfall (R) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Week 9's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Reginald Hammerfall (R). His 20 att, 141 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 31 to 12 victory for the Dallas Birddogs.

The former Durham gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 681 Yards and 11 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Seawolves - 24, Buccaneers - 21
Royals - 30, Grey Ducks - 13
Birddogs - 31, Luchadores - 12
Coyotes - 27, Pythons - 26

Game of the Week: Dallas Birddogs at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Dallas Birddogs
They will win again this week.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
Head coach Wade Sager does a great job getting them prepared every week. This week will be no different. Offensively he is a great and innovative thinker. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He preperation is impeccable. There will be some wild plays in this game.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Do not sleep on this defense. They are 2nd in sacks with 20. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 18.6. They are 2nd in pass defense. They only give up 222.1 per game. They are 4th in interceptions with 7. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 2nd in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Dallas Birddogs
I really think their offense will make the difference. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 271! They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 2nd in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 29.8! A tough choice. I think it will be a close game.

Big boys shows the way in Minnesota.

The big men from Grey Ducks are smashing people with their line surge this year. They’ve given up only 5 sacks in 8 games while collecting 192 pancakes.

Week 8: QB - Bugs (R) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback - Bugs (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 45 to 27. Bugs (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 16 of 24 passes for 225 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 14 to 5, and a passer rating of 90.1.

Week 8: DT Leo Simon Schwartz (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Leo Simon Schwartz of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Simon Schwartz finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Seawolves - 40, Pythons - 13
Buccaneers - 45, Coyotes - 27
Grey Ducks - 24, Luchadores - 17
Birddogs - 42, Royals - 10

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They might even blow them out.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
I find it hard to bet against coach Robin Wesley. He always has them well prepared. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is one of the best defensive minds.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
They will win again this week.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
When they win here, people will take notice.

Meet media's new darling: Treyverion Bernardrick (R) - WR.

A flurry of media appearances by Treyverion Bernardrick (R) have blanketed the airwaves recently. Treyverion Bernardrick (R) - WR is everywhere in the Bondi Beach media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Bernardrick (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Buccaneers are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 7: QB Russell Jimmies (R) (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback Russell Jimmies (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, 41 to 9. Jimmies (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 19 of 30 passes for 388 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 8 to 4, and a passer rating of 86.4.

Week 7: DE Luke Laraque (R) (C) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DE Luke Laraque (R) (C) of the Tijuana Luchadores has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Laraque (R) (C) finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Coyotes - 41, Buccaneers - 9
Pythons - 16, Seawolves - 14
Birddogs - 47, Royals - 30
Luchadores - 26, Grey Ducks - 13

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
For this game, I feel certain that Grzegorz Winnicki (R) - LB will be a key figure in this game. Do not sleep on this guy's ability.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The better team wins. The Grey Ducks are the better team. No argument.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
They will keep their winstreak going.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Week 6: QB Elijah Dyson (R) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Elijah Dyson (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the Norfolk Seawolves, 34 to 27. Dyson (R) did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 21 of 30 passes for 210 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 16 to 5, and a passer rating of 92.7.

Week 6: LB Bean Beanman III (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Bean Beanman III (R) of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Beanman III (R) finished with 4 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Luchadores - 24, Birddogs - 23
Buccaneers - 34, Seawolves - 27
Grey Ducks - 35, Royals - 28
Coyotes - 20, Pythons - 14

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Dallas Birddogs

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
In this game, it seems obvious that there is this FS named Sebastian Lovecraft. I expect everyone knows this guy will be a wrecking ball.

Mary Moore : Dallas Birddogs
This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
I see them winning again this week.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
Looking at the teams, a good bet is that Cro Ney (BOT) will be dominant here. The young DT is going to cause headaches for any offense. This week is no difference.

Rounder every reporter's dream

A person in the Birddogs' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Seventh Rounder - WR. Seventh Rounder - WR is everywhere in the Dallas media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Rounder navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Birddogs are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 5: WR André Benn (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

Benn's 10 rec, 228 yds, 3 TD effort led the way for the Tijuana Luchadores. His 228 receiving yards bring his season total to 607 yards with 6 touchdowns on the season.

Week 5: CB Terry Keller (KCC) wins Defensive Player of the Week

CB Keller's ball hawking ability was on display in the Coyotes 45-30 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 6 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Terry has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Coyotes Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 5

Grey Ducks - 24, Birddogs - 20
Luchadores - 35, Pythons - 6
Coyotes - 45, Seawolves - 30
Royals - 27, Buccaneers - 20

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
But it will be a close game.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Their offense will step up this game. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 2nd in the league passing touchdowns with 10. They are 5th in the league passing yards per game. They average 239! They are 4th in the league in sacks allowed. They are maulers, 1st in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 134! They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 30.2! Just win baby.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
When you consider the two rosters, a good bet is that Gucci Gurley (R) - RB is going to be a difference maker on the Pythons offense.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I really think their defense will make the difference. They are 5th in sacks with 8. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 20.8. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 176.5 per game. They are 3rd in interceptions with 3. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in the league pass average yards per rush. But it will be a close game.

Meet media's new darling: Scudl McDiddl - QB.

The local media seems to have picked their newest fancy: Scudl McDiddl - QB. Scudl McDiddl - QB is everywhere in the London media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how McDiddl navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Royals are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Week 4: QB - Bugs (R) (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers' - Bugs (R) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 15 of 22 passes for 230 yards in the Buccaneers victory over the Portland Pythons.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Bugs (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 6 touchdown passes this season.

Week 4: LB K.C. Gordon (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Gordon (R) absolutely dominated in the Luchadores 24-14 game with the London Royals. He finished with 10 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Seawolves - 31, Grey Ducks - 30
Coyotes - 23, Birddogs - 19
Buccaneers - 28, Pythons - 12
Luchadores - 24, Royals - 14

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
Look for them to continue their winstreak. This will be an action-packed affair.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
They have a dominant defense. They do not get enough credit for that. They are 5th in sacks with 6. They are 3rd in points allowed, averaging only 23. They are 1st in pass defense. They only give up 174 per game. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 4th in the league pass average yards per rush. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Head coach Robin Wesley runs a tight ship in Tijuana. I feel certain he has prepared an excellent gameplan. He is a great offensive mind. He is doing some clever things with his defense.

Darren Francis : London Royals
This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Week 3: RB Corey Trevor (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Trevor's 37 att, 146 yds, 1 TD performance against the Norfolk Seawolves. Trevor from South Harmon Institute of Technology was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Trevor now has 361 Rushing Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 3: LB Upceti Spaghetti (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Upceti Spaghetti (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Spaghetti (R) finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Pythons - 23, Grey Ducks - 10
Royals - 28, Coyotes - 13
Luchadores - 35, Seawolves - 21
Buccaneers - 43, Birddogs - 20

Game of the Week: Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Norfolk Seawolves
For this game, I cannot help by think that Benny Hanna - WR is the kind of player you just cannot contain for a whole game. But it will be much closer than many think..

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Luchadores are overhyped. They are who we thought they were.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
Expect a great game.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
They will keep their winstreak going. It may come down to the wire though.

Week 2: QB Puddles O'Duck (R) (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Puddles O'Duck (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 24 of 35 passes for 325 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Kansas City Coyotes.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for O'Duck (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 5 touchdown passes this season.

Week 2: DT Sewage Joe Fantringham (R) (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Fantringham (R) absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 30-17 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 4 Tck, 3 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Birddogs - 30, Pythons - 17
Luchadores - 38, Coyotes - 28
Seawolves - 34, Royals - 17
Grey Ducks - 30, Buccaneers - 10

Game of the Week: London Royals at Norfolk Seawolves

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
Looking at the teams, my money would be on that Aaron Ford - RB will be a key player to watch. He always delivers a highlight reel. Get your popcorn ready.

Mary Moore : London Royals
When you think of the players that will be on the field, it seems obvious that there is this CB named Mooty Poop-Eater (R). I expect everyone knows this guy will be a wrecking ball.

Jim Nox : Norfolk Seawolves
I know they lost their last game, but they will get the W this week.

Darren Francis : London Royals
The difference in this game will be their defense. It might be a high scoring game.

Freduci media buzz

A flurry of media appearances by Dru Freduci have blanketed the airwaves recently. The city of Bondi Beach just loves to read about and watch Bondi Beach. Fans are excited not just to see him play, but also to follow his media persona. Not surprisingly, the media are milking this for every drop they can get, riding the hype for clicks and mentions. With his sudden boost in media presence, Dru Freduci is surely going to figure in future marketing efforts by the Buccaneers.

Week 1: RB Corey Trevor (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Trevor's 24 att, 161 yds, 1 TD performance against the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Trevor from South Harmon Institute of Technology was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Trevor now has 161 Rushing Yards and 1 Touchdowns for the season.

Week 1: DT Garlic Jr. (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT Jr. absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 37-31 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 5 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Luchadores - 24, Buccaneers - 20
Royals - 31, Pythons - 17
Grey Ducks - 20, Coyotes - 14
Birddogs - 37, Seawolves - 31

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Kansas City Coyotes with 8 votes (Runner up: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 7 votes)

South South: Tijuana Luchadores with 10 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 9 votes)

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
For this game, my intuition is that the defense will need to contain Kit Fisto - RB. But they will fail, and he will destroy them.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
When you think of the players that will be on the field, you can make the argument that Iman Outlaw - LB needs to show up, but if he does the Luchadores defense is very stingy.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Head coach William Harris puts them over the top in this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is innovative with his defense. You heard it here first.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
This will be a very entertaining game.

Trouble in Tijuana

A Frustrated Luchadores player has revealed that coaches are struggling to contain the tensions in the Luchadores' locker room. It is constant work to prevent conflicts. Recently, in training, shoving turned into punching, and coaches had to separate Dee Juana (GM) - DT and Luke Laraque - DE. The Luchadores have yet to comment on the situation.'.

RB Jason West (N/A) has retired!

RB Jason West (67 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (10 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR Max Lavote JR
WR Zachariah Mitchell (R)
LB Chris Bourassa (R)
LB Lawrence Taylor (R)
LB Ryan Labotep
DT I I
DT D'Hydration Hennessy II (BOT)
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT)
DT Queen Kirby (GM)
FS I I
FS Cheese Emporium (BOT)
FS Cheese Emporium (BOT)

RB Corum Danimals Yogurt (N/A) has retired!

RB Corum Danimals Yogurt (53 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

QB I I (NOR) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Norfolk Seawolves drafted I I #1 overall in the 2061 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Seawolves general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Just what the organization needs.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. His good natured behavior, even toward opponents have earned him some criticism, but also an awful lot of respect. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Pick 2: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here you have a kid who puts in the work to succeed. The ultimate team player. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Getting it right here is what makes and breaks franchises. Get a blue-chip player and never look back.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
The kind of leadership he shows makes coaches salivate. Great fit for what they want to do. Strictly speaking they do not need him, but they will sure be better with him on the field.

Pick 4: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His leadership is through the roof. He is on the frontline, always. They get undisputed quality with this pick. It might not fill a need, but they should not care about that here. Get the future star, worry about needs later.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known among his teammates as a bit of a goofball, but never in a bad way. The kind that keeps spirits high even when a season goes south. Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Pick 5: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. Keep hoarding talent. That is really how you win.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This pick will be a boon for the organization.

Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Known for showing up early and staying late. Raised to know the value of teamwork. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. No need to overthink this, get the best guy available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Pick 7: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Knows what it takes to achieve success at any level. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. Known for being a bit of a joker in the locker room. but in the good way, everyone smiles when asked about him. Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Pick 8: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. He is driven by the love of the sport. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. No guys available at a position of need worth taking here, no need to reach, just pick the best available.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Pick 9: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Every team values leadership, someone to lead by example, this is the guy. Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. The guy has gets along with everyone. He will immediately become a contributor. Fans will love this pick. Coaches will love this pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Blue-chip player, the safe choice. No need to get cute here.

Pick 10: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid puts in the work. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Liked by coaches and teammates. I know a lot of people have been waiting impatiently to see him play at the pro level. The wait just got a little shorter.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Every team would benefit from his leadership. The guy has his head on straight. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
Kansas City Coyotes: LB SS
London Royals: WR CB DE FS
Minnesota Grey Ducks: T TE CB LB DT
Portland Pythons: TE LB
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: CB
Dallas Birddogs: T CB DT
Norfolk Seawolves: CB
Tijuana Luchadores: WR CB LB

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Norfolk Seawolves own first overall.

Pick 1: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 2: London Royals
Pick 3: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 4: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 5: Portland Pythons
Pick 6: Dallas Birddogs
Pick 7: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 8: Tijuana Luchadores

Other retirements

QB Jeffery Barnard (64 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Billy van Goff (R) (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (60 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Billy van Goff (R) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Teddy Gorham (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Daddy Dimes (R) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Hunter Jackson (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Sanford Jones (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (37 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Purdy Mediocre (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Thomas Cody (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Lasse Zeigler (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Stede Bonnet (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 11 att, 42 yds, 1 TD
RB Maple Dogwood (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 1 att, 12 yds, 0 TD, 6 rec, 48 yds, 0 TD
RB Dan Sevin (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB - BEEF (BOT) (38 ovr) : Career stats: 1 att, 1 yds, 1 TD
FB Julius Smith (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB James Coombs (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G Garry Sherry (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Steve Molina (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Luther Link (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G White Cliffs (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 34 Pancakes
G William Overton (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Pancakes
G I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Duck Hunter (BOT) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 38 Pancakes
T Kasey Walker (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Roger Simmons (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Anthony Avila (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Rasheed Wallace (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 46 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Robert Troy (72 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Wilbert Ivey (65 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Alexander Pak (65 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Joshua Mabry (61 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Buchype Incarnate (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 36 Pancakes
C I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Octavio Volarus (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C - The Tramp (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 33 Pancakes
C I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Durdle Door (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 35 Pancakes
C Lady SweetDog (BOT) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 5 Pancakes
TE Paul German (62 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Chris Kross II (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Juan Hanson (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE William Lucas (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Philip Worthy (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Angus McFlurry (R) (39 ovr) : Career stats: 22 rec, 88 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (35 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Branden Rojas (60 ovr) : Career stats: 6 rec, 77 yds, 0 TD
WR KrustyKrab Pizza (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR James Faust (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Lightning McQueen (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Jon Mata (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR John Parano (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR John Parano (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Richard Kendall (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Diego López de Castilla (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 18 rec, 198 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Robert Rossi (67 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Tyler Callaway (65 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Carl Hanson (60 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Devin Jones (54 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Robert Pratt (54 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Jesse Fuentes (54 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Thomas Ferguson (54 ovr) : Career stats: 30 Tck, 1 FF
CB James Sykes (50 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Robert Legg (49 ovr) : Career stats:
CB Bo'Ohw O'Wo'Er (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 44 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF
CB Scooter McNutty (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Daniel Wiggins (65 ovr) : Career stats:
LB James Hudson (64 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Oxford Comma (R) (60 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Donovan Inters (GM) (58 ovr) : Career stats: 74 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF
LB Richard Campbell (56 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Eric McCurry (53 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Scooby Snacks (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Tck
LB Captain Kidd (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int
LB Duilio's Beard (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Curtis King (60 ovr) : Career stats:
DT David Freeman (59 ovr) : Career stats:
DT HK 19 (59 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck
DT Scotch Ontherocks Jr. (GM) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Stone Henge (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DT LE #83 (GM) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 25 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Blk FG
DT I I (48 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Richard Campbell (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Tom Bonilla (54 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Tyree Wells (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Tck, 1 FF
DE John Smith (52 ovr) : Career stats: 56 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF
DE Doggo Days (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 4 Tck, 2 Sck
DE I I (50 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Wang Wing (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 5 Tck
FS Bobby Means (53 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Miller Light (50 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Travis Kent (50 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Travis Kent (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Travis Kent (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Dan Hall (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats:
FS I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Seventy Sevem (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
SS Matthew Flores (56 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Griffin Crunk (R) (48 ovr) : Career stats: 45 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR
SS Wolife McWolfington (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats: 35 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF, 2 FR
SS Troi Ballamallyou (46 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
SS Last One (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 FF
SS I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
K Adam Johnson (67 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Coleman English (65 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Elroy Gonzalez (57 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Richard Laflamme (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Jaiden Thornburg (R) (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Jack Sloth (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Jaiden Thornburg (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K Matthew McDairmid Jr. (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P Ralph Camarillo (59 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P Milton Castro (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

TE Daquavion Davis jr. (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Daquavion Davis jr. (R) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 rec, 270 yds, 1 TD

T The Heavy (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T The Heavy has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 171 Pancakes

SS Leo Stud (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Leo Stud has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 191 Tck, 15 Sck, 3 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

QB RE #38 (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB RE #38 has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 640/1004, 7710 yds, 42 TD

FB Black Beard (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Black Beard (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 att, 27 yds, 0 TD, 15 rec, 64 yds, 0 TD

WR Kairo Carnivorous (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Kairo Carnivorous (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 rec, 1092 yds, 6 TD

DT Scruffy The Janitor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Scruffy The Janitor has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 109 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

FS Spruce Willis (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Spruce Willis (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD

K Hedonism Bot (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Hedonism Bot (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 13/27 FG

QB Justyn Carr (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Justyn Carr (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 7/11, 56 yds, 0 TD

TE Bread Bowl (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Bread Bowl has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 92 rec, 940 yds, 6 TD

C Animal Control (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Animal Control (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Pancakes

G 100 Revenge (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G 100 Revenge (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Pancakes

LB LeHarm James (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB LeHarm James (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 138 Tck, 9 Sck, 2 Int, 4 FF, 3 FR

SS Mike Holiday (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Mike Holiday has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 384 Tck, 10 Sck, 4 Int, 3 Def TD, 11 FF, 4 FR

CB Luigi Numberone (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Luigi Numberone has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 144 Tck, 6 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FF

CB Tennessee Whiskey (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Tennessee Whiskey (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

FS Ruff Life (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Ruff Life (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF

K Air Bud (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Air Bud (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21/28 FG

QB Jake Jefferson (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Jake Jefferson (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 566/971, 6618 yds, 46 TD

RB - Alpha (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB - Alpha (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 att, 213 yds, 4 TD, 16 rec, 90 yds, 0 TD

TE Andrija Divac (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Andrija Divac has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 146 rec, 1912 yds, 13 TD

DE Justa Ol'Shoe (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Justa Ol'Shoe has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 Tck, 7 Sck, 1 FF

DT Sonny Johnson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Sonny Johnson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 91 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

DE Scottie Scheffler (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Scottie Scheffler (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 12 Tck, 5 Sck

LB Aleksandar Kovic (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Aleksandar Kovic has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 231 Tck, 25 Sck, 1 Int, 7 FF

K Steven Universe (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Steven Universe (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18/27 FG

SS Josh Gibson (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Josh Gibson (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 99 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

RB Martin Bachman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Martin Bachman has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 462 att, 2245 yds, 14 TD, 55 rec, 623 yds, 3 TD

RB Frank Bowling (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Frank Bowling (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 98 att, 439 yds, 2 TD, 17 rec, 102 yds, 0 TD

RB John Conner (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB John Conner (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 6 att, 17 yds, 0 TD, 8 rec, 29 yds, 1 TD

TE Dylan Craig (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Dylan Craig (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 rec, 219 yds, 1 TD

WR LeAnthony LeDavis (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR LeAnthony LeDavis has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 181 rec, 2706 yds, 26 TD

G Stooge Larry (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Stooge Larry (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 21 Pancakes

C Stooge Curly (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Stooge Curly (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43 Pancakes

G Bruce Talis (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bruce Talis has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 99 Pancakes

DT Sack Sparrow (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Sack Sparrow (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Tck, 7 Sck

C Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 208 Pancakes

LB Francis Bacon (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Francis Bacon (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 Tck, 11 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Sfty, 5 FF

LB Max Honestly (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Max Honestly (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 148 Tck, 12 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF

LB Roy Lichtenstein (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Roy Lichtenstein (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 Int, 1 FF

CB Turd Burglar (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Turd Burglar has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 128 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

RB Reginald Shrubbery (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Reginald Shrubbery has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 556 att, 2422 yds, 23 TD, 49 rec, 345 yds, 2 TD

TE Didn't Forget (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Didn't Forget (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 rec, 196 yds, 0 TD

WR Kenny Sizzleman (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Kenny Sizzleman (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 85 rec, 814 yds, 6 TD

T Duck CoatTrench (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Duck CoatTrench (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 28 Pancakes

C Awshucks Macshuckles (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Awshucks Macshuckles (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Pancakes

G Modest Mussorgsky (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Modest Mussorgsky has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 142 Pancakes

DT Mank Harkudas (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Mank Harkudas (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 Tck

DT Allister Adebam (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Allister Adebam (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FR

DE Dan Dandrews (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Dan Dandrews has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

LB King Dedede (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB King Dedede has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 254 Tck, 22 Sck, 1 Int, 8 FF, 4 FR

DE Faust Leercor (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Faust Leercor has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 99 Tck, 10 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Chaos Vert (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Chaos Vert has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 143 Tck, 7 Int, 1 Def TD, 4 FF, 1 FR

K Eliot Bukowski (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Eliot Bukowski has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 48/63 FG

RB Garrett McCollum (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Garrett McCollum (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 115 att, 455 yds, 7 TD, 8 rec, 114 yds, 1 TD

RB Jimmy Walker (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Jimmy Walker (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25 att, 83 yds, 2 TD

WR Stetson David (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Stetson David has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 189 rec, 2931 yds, 24 TD

G Brady Brady (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Brady Brady (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Pancakes

C Brock Lesnar (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Brock Lesnar has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 147 Pancakes

G Sgen Iol (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Sgen Iol (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

DE Stuffy McRuns (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Stuffy McRuns (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 20 Tck, 8 Sck

LB Federico Americano (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Federico Americano has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 224 Tck, 13 Sck, 1 Int, 5 FF, 3 FR

CB Sticky Hands (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Sticky Hands (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 89 Tck, 6 Int, 6 FF, 4 FR

LB Gumba Bad (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Gumba Bad (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 105 Tck, 2 Int, 2 FF

FS DeRide Hyd (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS DeRide Hyd (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FR

CB Robert Rossi (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Robert Rossi has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 143 Tck, 1 Sck, 7 Int, 4 FF

K Boot Zoot (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Boot Zoot (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19/28 FG

WR Forozka Duanei (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Forozka Duanei has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 234 rec, 3396 yds, 21 TD

G Greg Oden (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Greg Oden (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Pancakes

G Bill Walton (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bill Walton (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

C Lamarcus Aldridge (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Lamarcus Aldridge (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 42 Pancakes

DT Bubba Hog (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Bubba Hog (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 47 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

DE Wing Gundam (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Wing Gundam (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

CB Captain Even-Goodar (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Captain Even-Goodar (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 58 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF, 2 FR

LB Provolone Walrus (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Provolone Walrus has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 144 Tck, 14 Sck, 1 FF, 2 FR

FS Alex Rosen (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Alex Rosen has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 Tck, 2 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FF

K Bill Hayward (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Bill Hayward (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19/28 FG

QB Lloyd Bannings (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Lloyd Bannings has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 807/1312, 9949 yds, 71 TD

TE Ignatious Cleetington (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Ignatious Cleetington (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 rec, 658 yds, 4 TD

WR Eli Prince (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Eli Prince has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 321 rec, 4786 yds, 38 TD

TE National Treasure (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE National Treasure has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 81 rec, 1192 yds, 8 TD

WR Orga Panda (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Orga Panda has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 67 rec, 579 yds, 2 TD

C Joshua Mabry (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Joshua Mabry has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 74 Pancakes

DT DJ Rodman (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT DJ Rodman (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FR

CB Synystyr Gates (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Synystyr Gates has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 170 Tck, 1 Sck, 12 Int, 2 Def TD, 5 FF, 2 FR

K Swanky Kotasa-Dude (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Swanky Kotasa-Dude (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18/33 FG

RB Florence Nightingale (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Florence Nightingale (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 82 att, 332 yds, 5 TD, 35 rec, 536 yds, 6 TD

T Don Tollibeo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Don Tollibeo has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 71 Pancakes

K David Beckham (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K David Beckham (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15/24 FG

LB Mad Props (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Mad Props (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 121 Tck, 8 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 2 FR

LB Audrey Hepburn (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Audrey Hepburn (BOT) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 75 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 FF

CB Alan Turing (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Alan Turing (GM) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 Tck, 2 FF, 3 FR

TE Jelani Avant (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Jelani Avant (R) has retired after 3 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 6 rec, 37 yds, 0 TD