2062 Ultimini

The Portland Pythons have defeated the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2062 Ultimini.

The final score was Luchadores 23 - 28 Pythons.

Gucci Gurley - RB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Willeh Strong (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Sou Championship Game

The Tijuana Luchadores have defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers in the 2062 Sou Championship Game.

The final score was Luchadores 27 - 21 Buccaneers.

Puddles O'Duck - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Mako Mendonca Jr. (R) - LB had a stellar outing helping seal the win.

Nor Championship Game

The Portland Pythons have defeated the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the 2062 Nor Championship Game.

The final score was Grey Ducks 27 - 28 Pythons.

Billy Van Goff - QB had a dominant game on offense playing a key part in the victory.

On defense Tyler Oles III (R) - CB had a stellar outing providing a silver lining to the loss.

Week 14: QB Jamarcus Qiller (R) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Dallas Birddogs quarterback Jamarcus Qiller (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Seawolves defeated the Dallas Birddogs, 30 to 25. Qiller (R) did his part, throwing 1 touchdowns, completing 33 of 49 passes for 328 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 14 to 8, and a passer rating of 81.5.

Week 14: LB Mac Mannheim (R) (C) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Mannheim (R) (C) absolutely dominated in the Seawolves 30-25 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 7 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 14

Grey Ducks - 28, Coyotes - 21
Luchadores - 37, Buccaneers - 31
Pythons - 26, Royals - 12
Seawolves - 30, Birddogs - 25

Game of the Week: London Royals at Portland Pythons

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Portland Pythons
Their offense will step up this game. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 23. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 259! They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 4th in the league rushing touchdowns with 15. They are 5th in the league rushing yards per game. They average 127.3! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 25.2!

Mary Moore : London Royals
Looking at the two rosters, I sense that Maurice Gunner will be dominant here. He is getting paid to deliver in exactly these kinds of games.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
I have a lot of respect for head coach William Shipley. He is doing great things in Portland. He is running a great offense. He is doing some clever things with his defense.

Darren Francis : London Royals
I think their defense will carry them. They are 2nd in sacks with 38. They are 4th in points allowed, averaging only 22.7. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 116.7 yards per game. They are 1st in interceptions with 12. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Trouble in London

A person familiar with the Royals says that the pressure is brewing in the Royals locker room. Sniping and bickering between certain player has been excalating for some time. Recently, in training, shoving turned into punching, and coaches had to separate Francis Bacon (BOT) - DT and Lane Wilson - RB. The Royals have yet to comment on the situation.'.

Week 13: QB Billy Van Goff (POR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Portland Pythons' Billy Van Goff threw 3 touchdowns, completing 24 of 39 passes for 427 yards in the Pythons victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 2 for Van Goff, has seen some impressive numbers including 23 touchdown passes this season.

Week 13: FS Leonardo Da Pinchi (R) (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

FS Da Pinchi (R)'s ball hawking ability was on display in the Grey Ducks 28-10 game with the Tijuana Luchadores. He finished with 3 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

"Leonardo has the unique ability to make plays and generate turnovers." -Grey Ducks Defensive Coordinator

Game Recaps for Week 13

Pythons - 55, Seawolves - 14
Royals - 43, Birddogs - 17
Buccaneers - 24, Coyotes - 22
Grey Ducks - 28, Luchadores - 10

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
They might even blow them out.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
A close win.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
I really like their defense. They are 4th in sacks with 27. They are 2nd in points allowed, averaging only 20.8. They are 2nd in run defense. Giving up only 107.4 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 11. They are 3rd in the league in tackles for loss. They are 5th in the league pass average yards per rush. They are 3rd in forced fumbles.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
For this match up, I think a good bet is that the defense will need to contain a player like André Benn - WR. Expect him to show up in a big way. If they do not win, I have to buy cake for the entire office. That is how sure I am.

Winning pleases everyone.

Buccaneers fans are ecstatic this week after their team beat the brakes off the Birddogs. William Harris said of his team, This is promising, this is where we want to be as a team.’

Week 12: LB Mako Mendonca Jr. (R) (TIJ) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Mendonca Jr. (R) absolutely dominated in the Luchadores 34-7 game with the Norfolk Seawolves. He finished with 12 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 12: QB Puddles O'Duck (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Puddles O'Duck threw 4 touchdowns, completing 29 of 39 passes for 386 yards in the Luchadores victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for O'Duck, has seen some impressive numbers including 33 touchdown passes this season.

Ride (R) media buzz

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in Portland have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Rocket Ride (R) - FS. Rocket Ride (R) - FS is everywhere in the Portland media. Dealing with interview requests and evaluating endorsement deals threatens to detract from his play on the field. Seeing how Ride (R) navigates this surging media attention will be an interesting story to follow. As for the team, the Pythons are sure to be enjoying his time in the spotlight, as their PR department is having their jobs done for them.

Game Recaps for Week 12

Pythons - 22, Grey Ducks - 14
Buccaneers - 20, Birddogs - 17
Luchadores - 34, Seawolves - 7
Coyotes - 23, Royals - 13

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Mary Moore : Portland Pythons
They will get another win this week.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They get their win and this game will be just another day at the office.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I find it hard to bet against coach Brandon Pena. He always has them well prepared. He is running a great offense. He is has a really good understanding of what works on defense. The way he and his coaches prepare is beautiful.

Meet media's new darling: Raw Pickle McCheese (BOT) - G.

A person in the Seawolves' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Raw Pickle McCheese (BOT) - G. The media presense of Raw Pickle McCheese (BOT) - G is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Seawolves are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Pickle McCheese (BOT) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Seawolves.

Week 11: QB Elijah Dyson (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Norfolk Seawolves quarterback Elijah Dyson (C) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Seawolves defeated the Kansas City Coyotes, 42 to 28. Dyson (C) did his part, throwing 2 touchdowns, completing 13 of 25 passes for 149 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 20 to 15, and a passer rating of 72.4.

Week 11: DT WW Jatt (R) (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

DT WW Jatt (R) of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Jatt (R) finished with 1 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 11

Pythons - 42, Luchadores - 39
Seawolves - 42, Coyotes - 28
Grey Ducks - 20, Birddogs - 13
Royals - 33, Buccaneers - 27

Game of the Week: Portland Pythons at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
I love what they are doing in Tijuana coaching-wise. Head coach Robin Wesley is a major reason they will win this game. He makes great offensive adjustments. He is one of the best defensive minds. A single digit win.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
The difference in this game will be their offense. They are 1st in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 26. They are 1st in the league passing yards per game. They average 304.9! They are maulers, 2nd in the league in pancakes. They are 1st in the league points scored per game. They average 30.1! Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Jim Nox : Portland Pythons
The way they win this game will tell a lot about what they are as a team.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I see a lot of points being scored in this game.

Week 10: QB Puddles O'Duck (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Tijuana Luchadores' Puddles O'Duck threw 3 touchdowns, completing 22 of 29 passes for 383 yards in the Luchadores victory over the London Royals.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for O'Duck, has seen some impressive numbers including 26 touchdown passes this season.

Week 10: LB Huge Yakman (BBB) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Huge Yakman of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Yakman finished with 9 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 10

Buccaneers - 31, Pythons - 16
Luchadores - 24, Royals - 16
Coyotes - 27, Birddogs - 22
Grey Ducks - 34, Seawolves - 27

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
For this game, I am confident that Maurice Gunner - DT is hard to gameplan for. Look for him to dominate. They might even win with three touchdowns.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
I see them winning again this week.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
A double digit win.

Darren Francis : London Royals
For this game, I sense that the Royals is going to rely on Maurice Gunner - DT on their defense. Big names make big plays in big games, I cannot wait to watch this. But it will be much closer than many think..

Meet media's new darling: Scudl McDiddl - QB.

ANyone who has recently turned on their television in London have seen his face. It seems like the local media is going cannot get enough of Scudl McDiddl - QB. Scudl McDiddl is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The QB was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 9: LB Willeh Strong (R) (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Willeh Strong (R) of the Portland Pythons has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Strong (R) finished with 9 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF.

Week 9: QB Jamarcus Qiller (R) (DAL) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Dallas Birddogs quarterback Jamarcus Qiller (R) has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Luchadores defeated the Dallas Birddogs, 27 to 23. Qiller (R) did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 29 of 42 passes for 353 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 10 to 5, and a passer rating of 84.9.

Game Recaps for Week 9

Seawolves - 27, Buccaneers - 24
Pythons - 17, Coyotes - 10
Luchadores - 27, Birddogs - 23
Royals - 34, Grey Ducks - 17

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Believe me.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Looking at how the teams match up, I cannot help but think that KrustyKrab Pizza - LB is the kind of player who gives offensive coordinators nightmares. This will either be wildly entertaining or a dull grind. I see no middle between the two.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Do not believe it if anyone tells you the Royals are overhyped. They are who we thought they were.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
Head coach Brandon Pena has this team running like a well oiled machine. He is a great offensive mind. He is doing some clever things with his defense. He will out-prepare any opponent. This game will be so very entertaining.

Week 8: QB Greg Hirsch (R) (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Minnesota Grey Ducks' Greg Hirsch (R) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 38 of 46 passes for 372 yards in the Grey Ducks victory over the Bondi Beach Buccaneers.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 0 for Hirsch (R), has seen some impressive numbers including 10 touchdown passes this season.

Week 8: LB Upceti Spaghetti (POR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Spaghetti absolutely dominated in the Pythons 35-14 game with the Dallas Birddogs. He finished with 13 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int.

Game Recaps for Week 8

Royals - 27, Seawolves - 24
Grey Ducks - 38, Buccaneers - 14
Luchadores - 24, Coyotes - 0
Pythons - 35, Birddogs - 14

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
When you consider the two rosters, there is no way around that Meo Stickyhands-McGee - WR is hard to gameplan for. Look for him to dominate.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This will really be a statement win.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this game, it should be clear that Edna Mode (GM) - DE is going to wreck havoc for the Buccaneers defense.

Week 7: QB Elijah Dyson (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Elijah Dyson (C) threw 3 touchdowns, completing 29 of 47 passes for 427 yards in the Royals victory over the Norfolk Seawolves.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Dyson (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 11 touchdown passes this season.

Week 7: LB Finn Murphy (R) (LON) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Finn Murphy (R) of the London Royals has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Murphy (R) finished with 16 Tck, 1 FF.

Game Recaps for Week 7

Grey Ducks - 29, Buccaneers - 17
Royals - 37, Seawolves - 20
Pythons - 38, Birddogs - 14
Coyotes - 33, Luchadores - 28

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I just really like the way they coach in Minnesota. Head coach Brandon Pena is doing great things. He is has a really good understanding of what works offensively. Defensively he makes great adjustments. He is really good at analyzing and preparing for opponents. Can't lose.

Mary Moore : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 8. They are 4th in the league passing yards per game. They average 208.2! They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 5th in the league average yards per rush. They are 3rd in the league rushing touchdowns with 8. They are 2nd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 162! They are 4th in the league points scored per game. They average 24.2!

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This should be obvious to anyone who looks a the teams.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Looking at how the teams match up, I think that Walter Yensid - CB will drive the offense crazy. Really this could go either way, but you will never get me to admit it.

Big boys shows the way in Tijuana.

The big boys from Luchadores are completely crushing it this year. They’ve given up only 4 sacks in 6 games while collecting 134 pancakes.

Norfolk Seawolves Catch the Bondi Beach Buccaneers by surprise!

With an outstanding performance the Norfolk Seawolves pull off the upset against Bondi Beach Buccaneers.
Everyone had expected the Bondi Beach Buccaneers to get an easy win at home against the Norfolk Seawolves. The Seawolves however, thought differently. Blowing a must win game will surely put a dent in the Buccaneers confidence.

Week 6: LB Robot Sunfish (R) (NOR) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Robot Sunfish (R) of the Norfolk Seawolves has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Sunfish (R) finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF.

Week 6: RB Dominic Reynolds (MINN) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Reynolds's 11 att, 104 yds, 1 TD, 5 rec, 69 yds, 0 TD performance against the London Royals. Reynolds from Purdue was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Reynolds now has 419 Rushing Yards and 2 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 6

Luchadores - 34, Birddogs - 21
Seawolves - 27, Buccaneers - 14
Pythons - 17, Coyotes - 10
Grey Ducks - 34, Royals - 21

Game of the Week: London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Minnesota Grey Ducks
This is a very good offense. They are 2nd in the league in sacks allowed. They are 4th in the league in passes of more than 20 yards. They are 3rd in the league average yards per rush. They are 1st in the league rushing touchdowns with 11. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 153.6! They are 2nd in the league points scored per game. They average 27.8! This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
In the context of this game, a good bet is that the offense will struggle to contain players like Caleb TheGEICOCamel (R) - CB. Expect him to show up in a big way.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They will put up a lot of points.

Darren Francis : Minnesota Grey Ducks
They win big.

Mojo (R) media buzz

A person in the Buccaneers' front office claims their phones are ringing off the hook with media requests for interviews with or appearances by Sodo Mojo (R) - RB. The media presense of Sodo Mojo (R) - RB is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Buccaneers are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Mojo (R) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Buccaneers.

Week 5: LB Toller Retriever (DAL) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Retriever absolutely dominated in the Birddogs 37-24 game with the Kansas City Coyotes. He finished with 3 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD.

Week 5: QB Puddles O'Duck (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Tijuana Luchadores quarterback Puddles O'Duck has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Luchadores defeated the London Royals, 40 to 34. O'Duck did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 20 of 29 passes for 376 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 12 to 4, and a passer rating of 111.3.

Game Recaps for Week 5

Birddogs - 37, Coyotes - 24
Luchadores - 40, Royals - 34
Grey Ducks - 27, Seawolves - 13
Buccaneers - 19, Pythons - 13

Game of the Week: London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
Look for them to continue their winstreak. This will be watercooler talk on monday. Do not miss it.

Mary Moore : London Royals
Replace the batteries in your remote. You do not want to miss this game.

Jim Nox : London Royals
One of the most underestimated offenses. They are 4th in the league pass completion percentage. They are 1st in the league passing touchdowns with 9. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 237! They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 24.5! Believe me.

Darren Francis : London Royals
Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Week 4: QB - Bugs (BBB) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Bondi Beach Buccaneers quarterback - Bugs has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Buccaneers defeated the London Royals, 31 to 17. Bugs did his part, throwing 1 touchdowns, completing 9 of 20 passes for 186 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 7 to 1, and a passer rating of 104.5.

Week 4: LB Bull Dozier (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Bull Dozier of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Dozier finished with 14 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Def TD, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Game Recaps for Week 4

Coyotes - 26, Seawolves - 16
Grey Ducks - 29, Birddogs - 13
Buccaneers - 31, Royals - 17
Luchadores - 23, Pythons - 17

Game of the Week: Bondi Beach Buccaneers at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They field one of the most underestimated offenses. They are 2nd in the league pass completion percentage. They are 3rd in the league passing touchdowns with 6. They are 3rd in the league passing yards per game. They average 246.3! They are maulers, 5th in the league in pancakes. They are 3rd in the league rushing yards per game. They average 158.3! They are 5th in the league points scored per game. They average 27! This may be one for the ages.

Mary Moore : London Royals
I do not think people realize how good this defense is. They are 2nd in sacks with 7. They are 1st in points allowed, averaging only 12.7. They are 4th in pass defense. They only give up 208.7 per game. They are 3rd in run defense. Giving up only 132.7 yards per game. They are 2nd in interceptions with 3. They are 5th in the league in tackles for loss. They are 1st in forced fumbles. If they lose this one, I will never hear the end of it.

Jim Nox : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
They will win again this week. A double digit win.

Darren Francis : London Royals
In this game, it is likely that Maurice Gunner - DT is the guy to watch. His paycheck alone should give that away. He will be great to watch.

Man (GM) every reporter's dream

According to social media statistics in Tijuana, all the media appearances of Macho Man (GM) - T is cementing his status as a rising media persona. Macho Man (GM) is blowing up. With all the recent media coverage, he is struggling to keep up with the requests for interviews. The T was boomed into a public figure by a recent interview with a local broadcaster that went viral. Fans everywhere were enamored with his antics and persona and are eager to learn more about him.

Week 3: LB KrustyKrab Pizza (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Pizza absolutely dominated in the Grey Ducks 38-6 game with the Portland Pythons. He finished with 6 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Week 3: RB Brandon Johnson (TIJ) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The honor comes after Johnson's 37 att, 190 yds, 1 TD performance against the Norfolk Seawolves. Johnson from Univeristy of Toronto was selected in round 0, 1 years ago.

Johnson now has 436 Rushing Yards and 4 Touchdowns for the season.

Game Recaps for Week 3

Royals - 30, Coyotes - 13
Grey Ducks - 38, Pythons - 6
Luchadores - 40, Seawolves - 27
Buccaneers - 37, Birddogs - 7

Game of the Week: Kansas City Coyotes at London Royals

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : London Royals
Look for them to continue their winstreak. Boy, oh boy am I looking forward to this.

Mary Moore : London Royals
When you think of the players that will be on the field, I think a good bet is that Royals got to love fielding an offense with Zigzag Zipstep (R) - RB. He will be critical this week, and is likely to be dominant.

Jim Nox : London Royals
Look for their defense to dominate.

Darren Francis : Kansas City Coyotes
Head coach Maurice Fuchs has this team running like a well oiled machine. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is innovative with his defense. He is preparation and gameplanning is great.

Week 2: QB Russell Jimmies (KCC) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The league announced Kansas City Coyotes quarterback Russell Jimmies has been named Offensive Player of the Week.

The Coyotes defeated the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, 37 to 14. Jimmies did his part, throwing 3 touchdowns, completing 13 of 22 passes for 134 yards. His outstanding performance now brings his season Touchdown to Interception Ratio to 3 to 3, and a passer rating of 61.1.

Week 2: LB KrustyKrab Pizza (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Pizza absolutely dominated in the Luchadores 34-0 game with the Minnesota Grey Ducks. He finished with 13 Tck, 2 Sck.

Game Recaps for Week 2

Royals - 21, Birddogs - 9
Luchadores - 34, Grey Ducks - 0
Pythons - 34, Seawolves - 24
Coyotes - 37, Buccaneers - 14

Game of the Week: Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Tijuana Luchadores
A single digit win.

Mary Moore : Minnesota Grey Ducks
I find it hard to bet against coach Brandon Pena. He always has them well prepared. He is doing some really smart things on offense. He is one of the best defensive minds. He preperation is impeccable. We will be talking about this game for a long time.

Jim Nox : Minnesota Grey Ducks
You got to like this defense. This game will be so very entertaining.

Darren Francis : Tijuana Luchadores
I do not know why. I just have this hunch.

Meet media's new darling: Sung Sam (GM) - DE.

According to social media statistics in Norfolk, all the media appearances of Sung Sam (GM) - DE is cementing his status as a rising media persona. The media presense of Sung Sam (GM) - DE is really taking off. His recent interviews have gathered a lot of viewers, and the Seawolves are enjoying a surge in media coverage and requests. Most people expect Sam (GM) to leverage his newfound media following into endorsement deals and possibly a new contract with the Seawolves.

Week 1: QB Elijah Dyson (C) (NOR) wins Offensive Player of the Week

The Norfolk Seawolves' Elijah Dyson (C) threw 4 touchdowns, completing 29 of 54 passes for 374 yards in the Seawolves victory over the Dallas Birddogs.

After being drafted in Round 0 of the 0 amateur draft, season number 1 for Dyson (C), has seen some impressive numbers including 4 touchdown passes this season.

Game Recaps for Week 1

Buccaneers - 30, Luchadores - 27
Royals - 30, Pythons - 16
Grey Ducks - 45, Coyotes - 6
Seawolves - 38, Birddogs - 28

Week 1: LB Bean Beanman III (MINN) wins Defensive Player of the Week

LB Bean Beanman III of the Minnesota Grey Ducks has earned the Defensive Player of the Week award. Beanman III finished with 8 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR.

Season Predictions

The sports journalists association has published the results of this year's division prediction polls among their twenty top sports journalists.

North North: Minnesota Grey Ducks with 13 votes (Runner up: Kansas City Coyotes with 5 votes)

South South: Tijuana Luchadores with 12 votes (Runner up: Dallas Birddogs with 4 votes)

Game of the Week: Tijuana Luchadores at Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Our Expert Predictions:

Jeremy Piper : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
For this match up, my perspective is that there is one thing you have to mention. There is this DT named Leo Simon Schwartz. I expect everyone will be watching him, and he will shine.

Mary Moore : Tijuana Luchadores
All aboard the Luchadores hypetrain.

Jim Nox : Tijuana Luchadores
They win big.

Darren Francis : Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I do not think you get very far against their defense. Believe me.

QB I I (N/A) has retired!

QB I I (54 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

TE Dru Freduci (R) (N/A) has retired!

TE Dru Freduci (R) (44 ovr) has retired after failing to get signed in free agency.

Post Free Agency Retirements

The following players have retired after going unsigned through free agency:
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
QB I I
WR I I
WR I I
WR John Parano
WR Benny Hanna (R)
WR Gizmo Duck (BOT)
WR Skyship Weatherlight (GM)
WR Lego Las (BOT)
LB Saint Zoot (BOT)
LB Cletus Mayo
LB Daddy Dimes
LB Gurren Lagann (BOT)
LB Gaius Gleel
LB Geoffrey Chaucer (BOT)
LB Sea Floor (BOT)
LB Deathscythe Hell (BOT)
DT I I
DT I I
DT I I
DT Subby McSubface (BOT)

QB I I (POR) goes #1 overall!

NEW YORK -- The Portland Pythons drafted I I #1 overall in the 2062 draft. The 6' 2" QB fits the team's needs perfectly. Said Pythons general manager: "It's up to us to develop him and get good players around him."

"The great thing about the game of football is, it's a team game," I said on a conference call. "I'm just going to be one piece of the puzzle."

Moore and Nox Mock Draft

Pick 1: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Raised to know the value of hard work. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. This is a guy who can start. A blue-chip talent. He will compete for playing time early.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 2: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Safe pick. Great talent. Will impress doubters early. A win for the team and a win for the fans.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. Football is a team sport, and he knows it. The guy has gets along with everyone. It is not every draft you get a shot at picking up a player of this caliber. You cannot go wrong with this kid.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Not afraid to lead. They simply cannot pass on this guy here.

Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Larry Moore: I I - QB
His college coaches talk highly of his work ethic. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. The guy has gets along with everyone. Love this kid. Am looking forward to seeing him play. He will do great things for the franchise.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Here is a kid who no one doubts will put in the work. The ultimate team player. Here you have a guy, who really benefits the atmosphere in the building. Everyone wants to be around him. Ohh are they going to be happy to get him. He is a great fit here.

Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Great player. Great fit. Great pick.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Understandably, coaches will be itching to make this pick. Getting him on the roster will help any team.

Pick 6: Tijuana Luchadores
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Known among his teammates as a hard worker. Sportsmanship, love of the sport and respect, is what you get with him. This is a kid who really contributes to the team spirit and the social cohesiveness on the team. Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 7: London Royals
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Wonderful situation for them to be able to pick the best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
This guy understands what it means to be a pro. He is fundamentally a good kid. You rarely see him commit stupid penalties. He takes care of his teammates. Most everyone who ever played with him, counts him as their friend. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Pick 8: Dallas Birddogs
Larry Moore: I I - QB
This kid breeds synergy, teams play better when he is on the field. Don't choke here, just get the guy.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Pick 9: Portland Pythons
Larry Moore: I I - QB
Do not overthink this. Just keep adding talent like this to your roster and the team will succeed.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
Not afraid to lead. Due to his work ethic, this kid is very coachable. Known for helping out teammates, if they hit a rough patch, whether it is on the field or in their personal lives. Hard to go wrong with this pick.

Pick 10: Norfolk Seawolves
Larry Moore: I I - QB
The guy has his head on straight. This is the kind of kid you want to promote the game. Well behaved, loves the game, and respectful. Well liked in the locker room. Best player available here.

Jim Nox: I I - QB
He is driven by the love of the sport. Well liked in the locker room. I love this guy, and fans will too.

Offseason Team Needs with Jeremy Piper

With a new offseason under way, some rosters are in good shape. However, other teams have big needs to address this offseason. Your always trusty Jeremy Piper here brings you a quick glance at the teams with work to do. Whether they fill their needs in the draft or with veterans in free agency remains to be seen.

Here we go:
London Royals: CB LB
Minnesota Grey Ducks: C DT
Portland Pythons: G LB DT
Bondi Beach Buccaneers: DE
Dallas Birddogs: CB DE
Tijuana Luchadores: T WR CB LB

Tijuana Luchadores scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Tijuana Luchadores have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Portland Pythons scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Portland Pythons have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Bondi Beach Buccaneers scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Bondi Beach Buccaneers have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Dallas Birddogs scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Dallas Birddogs have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Norfolk Seawolves scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Norfolk Seawolves have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

London Royals scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the London Royals have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Minnesota Grey Ducks scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Minnesota Grey Ducks have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Kansas City Coyotes scrambles to fill their staff

With free agency and the draft approaching fast, the Kansas City Coyotes have been scrambling to fill their coaching and front with viable candidates,

Draft Order: Portland Pythons own first overall.

Pick 1: Portland Pythons
Pick 2: Norfolk Seawolves
Pick 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Pick 4: Kansas City Coyotes
Pick 5: Minnesota Grey Ducks
Pick 6: Tijuana Luchadores
Pick 7: London Royals
Pick 8: Dallas Birddogs

Other retirements

QB I I (63 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (58 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Hunter Jackson (54 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB Jistin Slatt (51 ovr) : Career stats: 42/85, 350 yds, 3 TD
QB I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (36 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (16 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (15 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (14 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (13 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (12 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (11 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (10 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (9 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (8 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (7 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (6 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (5 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (4 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (3 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
QB I I (2 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Cody Shredder (56 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Cody Shredder (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Cody Shredder (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Andrew Wilson (R) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
RB Cush Jones (R) (52 ovr) : Career stats: 5 att, 18 yds, 0 TD
RB I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (32 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (31 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
FB I I (25 ovr) : Career stats: 0 att, 0 yds, 0 TD
G I I (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
G Buck McTruck (R) (45 ovr) : Career stats: 27 Pancakes
G I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (51 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T Barret Garrett (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 2 Pancakes
T I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (41 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
T I I (40 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Perfect Buchype (GM) (59 ovr) : Career stats: 31 Pancakes
C I I (52 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Porkchop McRuff (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Pancakes
C I I (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
C Shrimp Gumba (BOT) (42 ovr) : Career stats: 22 Pancakes
C I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 Pancakes
TE I I (55 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Chris Kross II (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Gavin Brandschmidt (48 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 3 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (47 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (46 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE I I (45 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
TE Rip Torn (R) (41 ovr) : Career stats: 62 rec, 452 yds, 1 TD
TE I I (34 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Ah-coo Steek (GM) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 11 rec, 109 yds, 2 TD
WR Jeff Frey (52 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 11 yds, 0 TD
WR Bobby Hands (50 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR Cold Decembers (49 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR George Pickett (R) (43 ovr) : Career stats: 2 rec, 16 yds, 1 TD
WR I I (42 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
WR I I (39 ovr) : Career stats: 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD
CB Fish FearMe (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 13 Tck
CB Beliot Legowski (GM) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 30 Tck, 1 Int
CB Fire Songling (BOT) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 39 Tck
LB Baron Reaves (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 43 Tck, 2 Sck
LB Botched Hamburglary (BOT) (54 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Charlotte Bronte (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats:
LB Eric James (R) (51 ovr) : Career stats: 70 Tck, 1 Int
LB Sub Marine (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 61 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 2 FF, 3 FR
LB Rolud Onyxbot (BOT) (35 ovr) : Career stats: 23 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 FF
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (58 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (56 ovr) : Career stats:
DT - HK 19 (R) (56 ovr) : Career stats: 20 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Anne's Revenge (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DT Burly Benji (BOT) (53 ovr) : Career stats: 1 Tck, 1 Sck
DT Bulky Benny (BOT) (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DT - Todd (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 3 Tck
DT I I (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DT I I (38 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (55 ovr) : Career stats:
DE - Caaaaarl (BOT) (55 ovr) : Career stats: 16 Tck, 4 Sck, 1 FF
DE Mister Worldwide (GM) (54 ovr) : Career stats: 36 Tck, 1 Sck
DE I I (52 ovr) : Career stats:
DE Xavier Turner (R) (50 ovr) : Career stats: 24 Tck, 2 Sck, 2 FF
DE Tim Tebow Jr. (R) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 8 Tck
DE Jackson Smart (R) (47 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (43 ovr) : Career stats:
DE I I (42 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (50 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (49 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Lassie Retriever (GM) (49 ovr) : Career stats: 32 Tck, 3 Int, 1 Def TD, 3 FF
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (48 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Filler Dog (BOT) (47 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) (45 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) (44 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Cheese Emporium (BOT) (43 ovr) : Career stats:
FS Eric Bankston (43 ovr) : Career stats:
SS Carlos Monfils (45 ovr) : Career stats: 11 Tck, 1 FR
SS I I (44 ovr) : Career stats:
K I I (48 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
K I I (44 ovr) : Career stats: 0/0 FG
P I I (43 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20
P I I (33 ovr) : Career stats: 0 yards, 0 inside 20

QB Austin Gausman (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Austin Gausman (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24/47, 264 yds, 3 TD

RB Malik Malik (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Malik Malik (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 148 att, 719 yds, 9 TD, 8 rec, 46 yds, 1 TD

TE Dylan Duma (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Dylan Duma (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 123 rec, 1357 yds, 5 TD

TE Chris Jakki (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Chris Jakki has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 rec, 547 yds, 1 TD

TE Thomas Passarelli (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Thomas Passarelli (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 51 rec, 693 yds, 6 TD

WR Alex Sanchez (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Alex Sanchez has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 97 rec, 1647 yds, 10 TD

G Hideous Bucsimon (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Hideous Bucsimon (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 66 Pancakes

C Biggie Fast (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Biggie Fast (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 Pancakes

C Oldman Muford (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Oldman Muford (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 81 Pancakes

DE Kane Erikkson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Kane Erikkson has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Tck, 9 Sck, 2 FF

DT Ryan McBean (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Ryan McBean (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck, 5 Sck, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

DE Conway Spittey (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Conway Spittey (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

LB Myrtle Beach Tolliver (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Myrtle Beach Tolliver has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 356 Tck, 15 Sck, 1 Int, 7 FF, 4 FR

K Zenzeroni Xystarch II (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Zenzeroni Xystarch II (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26/33 FG

FS Amanda HugAndKiss (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Amanda HugAndKiss has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 209 Tck, 5 Sck, 12 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 3 FR

QB Octavion Speedings (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Octavion Speedings has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 490/826, 5447 yds, 41 TD

QB Christopher Wilson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Christopher Wilson has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 17/36, 199 yds, 2 TD

RB Maple Dogwood (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Maple Dogwood (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 136 att, 694 yds, 4 TD, 10 rec, 45 yds, 0 TD

WR Logan Runswell (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Logan Runswell has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 rec, 1284 yds, 11 TD

G Not Edd (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Not Edd has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 50 Pancakes

C Pit Bull (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Pit Bull (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

C Jack Russell (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Jack Russell (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Pancakes

DE Giles Marrett (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Giles Marrett has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Tck, 9 Sck, 1 FF, 1 FR

DT Dawson Dingleberry (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Dawson Dingleberry has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 19 Tck, 1 FF

LB Kraig Johntholomew (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Kraig Johntholomew has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 269 Tck, 24 Sck, 5 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 6 FF, 3 FR

LB Crasher Wake (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Crasher Wake has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 151 Tck, 17 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 3 FR

CB Rum Runner (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Rum Runner (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 60 Tck, 6 Int

TE Asher Daniels (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Asher Daniels (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 5 rec, 22 yds, 1 TD

K Kanye Westie (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Kanye Westie (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 9/18 FG

TE Joey Flex (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Joey Flex (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 9 rec, 24 yds, 1 TD

WR Tiki Barber (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tiki Barber (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 rec, 567 yds, 3 TD

TE Jerod Mustard (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Jerod Mustard (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 1 rec, 16 yds, 0 TD

C Otis Graber (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Otis Graber (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 41 Pancakes

T Kelijah Verwae (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Kelijah Verwae has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Pancakes

LB Adam Dietzel (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Adam Dietzel (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Tck, 3 Sck, 2 Sfty, 1 FF, 1 FR

SS Minkah Fitzdapack (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' SS Minkah Fitzdapack (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 22 Tck

CB Antonio Croyotie (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Antonio Croyotie (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 127 Tck, 1 Sck, 6 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

FS King Leonidas I (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS King Leonidas I has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 195 Tck, 2 Sck, 6 Int, 10 FF, 8 FR

CB X Man (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB X Man (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 34 Tck, 3 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

K Golden Foote (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Golden Foote (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 18/28 FG

CB Dan Newlin (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Dan Newlin (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 Tck, 1 Sck, 2 Int

RB RIP Tendieman (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB RIP Tendieman (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 70 att, 240 yds, 3 TD, 38 rec, 328 yds, 2 TD

G Grande Benito (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Grande Benito (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Pancakes

C Hadrian Wall (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Hadrian Wall (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Pancakes

C Tower O'London (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Tower O'London (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 33 Pancakes

G William Regal (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G William Regal (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Pancakes

C LeBlockus Brickwall (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C LeBlockus Brickwall (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 49 Pancakes

LB Daniel Craig (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Daniel Craig (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF

K Wayne Rooney (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Wayne Rooney (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/30 FG

RB Reggie Fern (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Reggie Fern (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 54 att, 201 yds, 3 TD, 8 rec, 69 yds, 0 TD

TE Justin Time (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Justin Time (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 57 rec, 416 yds, 0 TD

WR Alexander Hamlin (R) (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Alexander Hamlin (R) (C) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 55 rec, 457 yds, 2 TD

WR Domeo Roubs (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Domeo Roubs (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 93 rec, 1268 yds, 7 TD

TE Bradley Uppercrust III (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Bradley Uppercrust III (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 0 rec, 0 yds, 0 TD

G Bitty Cakes (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Bitty Cakes has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 61 Pancakes

DE Frederick Carlson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Frederick Carlson has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 134 Tck, 22 Sck, 1 Sfty, 5 FF, 4 FR

G Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 77 Pancakes

DE Midwest Emo (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DE Midwest Emo has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 24 Tck, 8 Sck, 2 FF

LB Norman Smiley (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Norman Smiley has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 186 Tck, 15 Sck, 2 Int, 1 Sfty, 3 FF, 1 FR

CB Calm Slant (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Calm Slant (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 32 Tck, 1 Sck, 3 Int, 1 FF

K Fieramosca Malatesta (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Fieramosca Malatesta (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 15/20 FG

RB Oskar Clark (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Oskar Clark has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 510 att, 2062 yds, 18 TD, 32 rec, 249 yds, 3 TD

RB - Negsative (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB - Negsative (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 11 att, 73 yds, 0 TD, 6 rec, 28 yds, 0 TD

WR Tyler Hunt (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Tyler Hunt (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 169 rec, 2755 yds, 19 TD

G Tunkha Danstrol (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Tunkha Danstrol has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Pancakes

DT Heck Beck (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Heck Beck (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Tck, 1 Sck

LB Ultimini Champs (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ultimini Champs (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 52 Tck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 3 FR

FS Dunkin Lazlo (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Dunkin Lazlo (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 44 Tck, 2 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 FR

FS Buck Tooth Beck (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Buck Tooth Beck (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 62 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 Int, 3 FF, 2 FR

K Beck HO (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Beck HO (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 25/39 FG

WR Sam Mercury (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Sam Mercury has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 64 rec, 835 yds, 11 TD

TE Mike Gesicki (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' TE Mike Gesicki has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 164 rec, 1453 yds, 10 TD

C LeBaguette Surrenderre (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C LeBaguette Surrenderre (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Pancakes

C Scrunkly Provolone (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Scrunkly Provolone (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 35 Pancakes

T Moonwolff von Doomovic (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Moonwolff von Doomovic (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 40 Pancakes

DT Hurgie Burgie (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Hurgie Burgie (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 46 Tck, 2 Sck, 1 FF

G Runch Crap (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Runch Crap (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 30 Pancakes

LB Ham Burgundy (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Ham Burgundy (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 87 Tck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 2 FR

LB Hamburger Harmer (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Hamburger Harmer (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 94 Tck, 9 Sck, 1 Int, 5 FF, 3 FR

FS Jamie Orion (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Jamie Orion (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 59 Tck, 3 Sck, 1 Sfty, 1 FF, 2 FR

CB Saveour Piethons (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Saveour Piethons has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 261 Tck, 2 Sck, 9 Int, 2 Def TD, 4 FF, 2 FR

K Unuway Jepthat (R) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Unuway Jepthat (R) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 23/32 FG

FB Five Stix (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Five Stix (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 2 att, 8 yds, 0 TD, 8 rec, 27 yds, 1 TD

WR Garrett Cheetahman (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Garrett Cheetahman has retired after 7 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 119 rec, 1680 yds, 11 TD

WR Sem'ga Nah'sim (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Sem'ga Nah'sim (C) has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 81 rec, 1305 yds, 9 TD

G Baz Bad (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Baz Bad (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 31 Pancakes

C Tequila Shot (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' C Tequila Shot (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 27 Pancakes

G Wizards Tower (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' G Wizards Tower (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 124 Pancakes

CB Big Birtha (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Big Birtha has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 43 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 2 FF, 1 FR

DT Lod Vilkshelm (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' DT Lod Vilkshelm has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 37 Tck

K Logan Johnson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' K Logan Johnson has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 26/34 FG

CB Overcooked Nuggs (GM) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' CB Overcooked Nuggs (GM) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 45 Tck, 1 Sck, 1 Int, 1 FF, 1 FR

RB Ace Anderson (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' RB Ace Anderson has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 409 att, 1728 yds, 13 TD, 43 rec, 436 yds, 1 TD

FS Robert Green (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Robert Green has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 121 Tck, 6 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 2 FR

QB Josh Patterson (C) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' QB Josh Patterson (C) has retired after 6 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 957/1673, 11964 yds, 87 TD

LB Cheecago Boucher (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' LB Cheecago Boucher has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 190 Tck, 23 Sck, 1 Int, 1 Def TD, 6 FF, 3 FR

WR Mega Tron (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' WR Mega Tron has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 132 rec, 1856 yds, 10 TD

FS Tha Thu Craicte (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FS Tha Thu Craicte has retired after 5 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 118 Tck, 3 Sck, 7 Int, 1 Def TD, 1 Sfty, 4 FF, 1 FR

T Oat Meal (BOT) (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' T Oat Meal (BOT) has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 36 Pancakes

FB Dohg Innim (N/A) has retired!

The N/A' FB Dohg Innim has retired after 4 seasons. His presence in the locker room and on the field will be sorely missed.
He finished his career with 4 att, 13 yds, 1 TD